The next day in ThunderClan;

"ThunderClan," Firestar called from Highrock. "Gathering tonight. Sandstorm, Graystripe, Thornclaw, Cloudtail, Brightheart, Brambleclaw, Squirrelkit and Leafkit are coming."

"Firestar I have to stay here and look after Squirrelkit and Leafkit," Sandstorm pointed out.

"No you don't," Firestar said. "Squirrelkit, Leafkit step forward."

Sandstorm gasped as she realized what Firestar was doing.

"Squirrelkit you have finally reached six moons of age," Firestar began. "From this day forward until you get your warrior name, you will be known as Squirrelpaw. Your mentor will be Dustpelt."

"Now Leafkit, you have chosen a to walk a different path," Firestar continued.

Cinderpelt sat in the middle of the clearing. "Leafkit, come over here. Do you promise to uphold the medicine cat code and stand apart from Clan rivalries?" Cinderpelt asked.

"I do," Leafkit replied.

"Then you will be known as Leafpaw," Cinderpelt finished.

The cats started going back to their former duties.

"Firestar, our daughters have finally become apprentices," Sandstorm said, "and you have finally regained your sanity."

"What sanity?" Firestar asked. "I never had any sanity."

"Oh StarClan," Sandstorm muttered.

"Yes Sandstorm," StarClan said.

"Firestar still hasn't regained his sanity," Sandstorm informed. "It's all my fault. I told him to have fun for a change and he hasn't stopped yet."

"We will kidnap him again," StarClan said.

"I'm still here you know," Firestar pointed out.

"We know," StarClan said. "Come for a walk with us, Firestar."

"Okay," Firestar said, flying up to StarClan.

"You MUST regain your sanity or the time of the Clans will end and never come again," Spottedleaf said, once Firestar arrived in StarClan.

"Hey Spottedleaf," Firestar said, "Still like me?"

"You are not listening," Spottedleaf said.

"I am listening to your sweet voice and drinking your sweet scent," Firestar murmured.

"NO, don't drink my scent!" Spottedleaf cried. "If you drink it all I won't be sweet anymore!"

"Spottedleaf, you'll always be sweet to me," Firestar said, "even if I do drink all your scent."

"But other cats will think I am just another medicine cat," Spottedleaf complained.

"But what about Yellowfang," Firestar said. "Maybe you could grow teeth like Yellowfang's and call yourself Spottedfang."

"NO," Spottedleaf screamed. "My name was given to me by my mentor." She stalked off, tail high in the air.

I am in StarClan by myself Firestar realized. I'll go trash something.

Firestar wandered around the creepy star filled forest, until he came to a sign that said 'Dark Forest! Do NOT enter!. Firestar ignored it, as he couldn't read, and kept walking.

"Fireheart," boomed a deep voice.

"Oh hey Brokentail," Firestar said. "Anyway it's Firestar now."

"Yeah, my name is Brokenstar," Brokenstar pointed out.

"No, you are Brokentail," Firestar stated.

"Brokenstar."

"Brackentail."

"Brokenstar."

"Bananatail."

"Brokenstar."

"Go cry to mummy," Firestar teased.

Brokentail ran towards StarClan, "I'm coming mummy."

Firestar continued walking. Suddenly a light gray tabby cat with blue eyes jumped out of a bush. "Firestar get out of the Dark Forest," the cat said.

"Who are you," Firestar demanded.

"I am your medicine cat, Jayfeather," the cat called Jayfeather said slowly.

"Then why are you here?" Firestar asked suspiciously.

"I am spying, you idiot," Jayfeather said. "GET BACK TO STARCLAN."

Firestar turned around and ran until he came to a sign that said, 'StarClan! Do not be afraid to enter.' Firestar entered StarClan again.

He was walking past a huge tree. He randomly hurled himself at it. It came crashing down in one of the creepy star filled clearings. "I've been eating too many donuts," Firestar shouted. Donuts

He bolted through StarClan to the donut shop. "DONUTS," he screamed as he ran in the door. The cat at the counter shouted something into his walkie talkie.

A net scooped Firestar up. "Does StarClan love nets or what?" Firestar muttered. The net dumped him in a room full of donuts. "Is this my jail cell or something?" Firestar asked no one.

"Stop being so sarcastic," an old cat with matted fur said. "That's my job."

"No it's not," Firestar said sarcastically.

"Yes, it is," the old cat said. Suddenly, she was tackled by Brokentail. "Dark Forest is attacking," she tried to scream.

"No mummy, I miss you," Brokentail said.

"My kit," Yellowfang said happily, licking him between the ears.

"You had a kit?" Bluestar asked. "Now I will strip you of your name."

"I don't want to be stripped, thank you very much," Yellowfang said sarcastically. "You had kits with that RiverClan warrior, Oakheart anyway."

"You're both being stripped," Firestar declared, chasing Yellowfang and Bluestar around the donut room.

"Firestar, you almost had kits with me, so you're getting stripped," Spottedleaf said, chasing Firestar.

"Ahhh, Spottedfang is coming," Firestar screamed, chasing Bluestar, who was chasing Yellowfang.

"Spottedfang?" Lionheart asked.

"Why do all these cats keep appearing in my donut room?" Firestar whined.

Suddenly all the cats appeared outside. "Thanks," Firestar said to thin air.

The cats kept chasing each other in circles until Firestar stopped and all the cats crashed into his back. "CONGA LINE!" Firestar shouted. All the StarClan cats joined in. The conga line was so long that it continued into the Dark Forest, where Tigerstar and all his minions joined in.

"Hey, let's watch the Gathering," Spottedleaf suggested.

All the StarClan and Dark Forest cats leaned and looked off the edge of the sky. The cats were heading to the Gathering. "I should be down there," Firestar remembered.

"Oh yeah," Spottedleaf said.

Firestar appeared on Greatrock. Blackstar had just landed and was recovering his balance when Firestar magically appeared. "Wha . . ." Blackstar said, before he slipped off Greatrock.

ShadowClan was the only Clan there. Firestar sat on Greatrock and waited. "Do you always get here this early?" Firestar asked Blackstar, who had jumped back up Greatrock.

"ShadowClan have been here all day," Blackstar said.

"Why," Firestar asked.

"So we're not last to arrive," Blackstar said.

Firestar sighed. "Hurry up ThunderClan," he muttered under his breath.

As if they had heard him, ThunderClan came bounding into the clearing. "Firestar! You're already here," Sandstorm exclaimed.

"Yes," Firestar said. "StarClan sent me here."

Soon all the Clans were there. "I will start this Gathering," Blackstar said. "In ShadowClan . . ."

Firestar zoned out. He yawned and looked up at StarClan. All the stars were over one side of the sky. Firestar giggled. "It's not funny Firestar," Leopardstar said.

"What?" Firestar asked. Leopardstar sighed and looked away.

Soon Leopardstar reported. Firestar looked around the clearing to entertain himself. He saw two birds. He watched the birds get their babies ready for bed. They were reading them a story. "Once upon a time, there was a girl called Goldilocks . . ." the mama bird said.

"Firestar, Firestar," Tallstar called. "You're up."

Firestar slammed back to reality. "I am up," Firestar screamed to the sky. All the cats at the Gathering looked at him strangely. "Are you ready to rock?" Firestar asked, playing his heavy metal music in the background.

"Umm sure," one cat said.

"AWESOME," Squirrelpaw said. "Is every Gathering like this?"

"In ThunderClan lately, we have had two kits become apprentices," Firestar rapped, to his heavy metal music. "Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw. Leafpaw is a medicine cat. Nothing much else," Firestar finished, playing his guitar, that appeared out of nowhere.

Soon the Gathering dismissed itself. Firestar had daydreamed through Tallstar's whole report, well, actually he was listening to mama bird reading Goldilocks.

The ThunderClan patrol sprinted home. The ran through the thorn barrier, said hi to Ashfur, went skydiving, and then went to bed.

Firestar leaped into his nest and closed his eyes. "Psychotic Leader Caging, Phase 3, abandoned," the freaky voice said.


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