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Jack set the now full awake Damian on his bed. Damian stared at Jack with narrowed eyes. "I can't believe I'm stuck with you," Damian growled. Jack just turned and sat in front of his mirror, filled with beauty supplies, straightening his hair.

"I felt the same way, Damian," Jack sighed.

"Well at least you don't baby me around like Zeo," Damian muttered as he glanced up realized Barney is on. "You…watch that?"

Jack looked up at the TV on the wall and quickly jumped in surprise. He snatched the remote and changed it on a jewelry show. Jack made a sigh and got back in front of his mirror, working, now, on his face. Damian just stared at him.

"This is boring! Turn on Most Shocking or something!"

"I'm doing my face! Wait until I'm done!"

Damian made a groan in irritation until he spotted the remote on the edge of the bed. Smirking, Damian padded towards the remote and began pressing buttons.

"Hello world!"

*Click*

"Shipping and handling"

*Click*

"Call now!"

*Click*

"And on the next news"

*Click*

"Stop! Don't change the channel!"

*Click*

"Barney!"

Damian shudders.

*Click* *Click*

"This is Bakugan!"

*Click*

"It's easy to use and it's"

*Click*

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"

*Click*

"That's the way you want it"

"YOUR REMOTE BATTERY IS LOW" Damian just snorts and continues.

*Click*

"MONSUNO!"

*Click*

"Kills bugs instantly"

*Click*

"Why you motha-"

*Click*

"Please…Don't stop…"

"Yikes!" Damian jumped at the sight of the movie and what he is witnessing now isn't pretty.

*Click* Click* Click*Click*Click*Click*

The channel didn't change. The batteries seem die out. Perfect timing. Damian kept smashing on the button until the remote fell off the edge of the bed.

Jack quickly turns to what was on. He shrieked in disgust. "D-Damian!"

"It's not my fault! The battery died!"

Jack quickly got the remote from the floor and began smashing buttons. No response. The movie started to heat up and the pleasurable moans made Damian to hide under the covers. He can still hear it, even when he's covering his pointed ears.

"TURN IT OFF!"

"I'M TRYING!"

Just then, there was silence. Damian removed himself from the covers and looked at the black screened TV and the horrified Jack. Jack quickly turned to Damian, anger flaring. "Didn't I tell you that I'LL change the channel?"

Damian just puffed and turned away with a pout, "I don't want to watch boring sissy stuff for 2 hours before you're done putting on makeup."

"That. Is. NOT. Boring sissy stuff! That is Art!"

"And I'm a Jack…"

Jack made a growl but relaxes himself. "I just need to fix up my face," Jack turned away from the kitten and began putting on his makeup. "Don't touch anything!"

"Whatever, you crazy tranny."

"What was that?"

"Whatever, I won't."

Jack continues on fixing up his face and hair while Damian began making faces behind his back.

*2 hours passed by*

"There! All done!" Jack got up and checked all around his face with poses. Suddenly, Jack heard thumping. Jack quickly turned and saw a jumping and flipping kitten that is playing with Jack's cover. The kitten immediately stopped when he saw Jack watching him in wide eyes.

"Y-you didn't see that…"

Jack smiled amusingly at the kitten then lifts it up from his bed. "Are you hungry?" Jack asked as he headed out of his room. The kitten nodded, "And I want Dr. Ziggurat's cream pie. Plus I'm…"

"You're…what?"

"Bathroom…now…"

"Uh oh!" Jack swiftly took Damian in one of the bathrooms. Jack set the kitten down and closed the door behind him. However, there was an irritated mew in the bathroom.

"Help me get up on the toilet, genius!"

"Oh, right!" Jack opened the door and saw the kitten next to the toilet with an irritated face. Jack picked up the kitten and set it down on the toilet, only to have the poor Damian to fall in the toilet. Jack just stared at the mewling Damian.

"Get me out of here!"

"I'm not touching that! That's disgusting!"

"Quit being a Jack and just help me up!"

"Huh?"

"You're hopeless…" Damian tried to climb out but kept slipping back in. Claws wouldn't even work. "Help!"

"Ok, ok! Fine!" Jack huffed in a deep breath and quickly grabbed Damian and threw him on the bathtub. Damian felt sheer pain on his head.

"OW! YOU IDIOT! YOU THREW ME!"

"Well, you shouldn't have fallen in the toilet!" Jack exclaimed as he washed his hands. Damian made a deep throated growl. Jack turned on the bath water and sacrificed his arms for serious scratching.

Jack set Damian down on his bed in his room after feeding him what he craved the most. A cream pie. Damian padded towards the nearest pillow and curdled up, back facing towards Jack. "Goodnight," Jack said before he leaves to go to Dr. Ziggurat's office. Damian just grunted in response and made a sigh before falling asleep. Jack closed the door and made a sigh in relief.

'Taking care of Damian is like taking care of a 2 year old,' Jack thought as he remembers Damian complaining every 1 second. Jack reached to Dr. Ziggurat's office and went inside. "Doctor? Is it ready?"

"Yes." Ziggurat stood up holding a needle with blue liquid in one hand.

"Finally," Jack muttered as the 2 headed straight to Jack's room. The 2 spotted Zeo, looking down at the ground.

"Hello Zeo," Ziggurat snapped Zeo's mind into reality. Zeo glanced at them, then to the giant needle.

"It's done?" Zeo bounded over to them with a slight smile. Ziggurat and Jack nodded and headed inside Jack's room.

Damian kitten still appears to be at the same place where Jack last saw him.

"You 2, hold him down while I do the rest," Ziggurat command. Jack and Zeo looked unsure since they have dealt with Damian's wrath of claws but they already began padding towards the sleeping kitten. Damian, immediately, woke up before Jack and Zeo get to touch him. He quickly turned and saw the 3 and…The needle…

Damian jumped away and made a giant hiss that sounded so adult cat-like. "Get that thing away from me…" He growled. Ziggurat just shook his head, "This is the only way for you to become human." Jack and Zeo quickly pinned Damian down and waited for Ziggurat's strike.

It was all over…

Ziggurat smiled warmly when it was all done and Damian fell instantly asleep. Jack and Zeo sighed in relief that Damian didn't get to reach his claws to their flesh. "Now by tomorrow, he should be human again," Ziggurat announced. Jack and Zeo sighed in relief of no more Damian kitten.

"Too bad that I haven't had the chance play around with him, since he's small and helpless," Zeo said and Jack nodded in agreement. Oh how much fun they will have.

"But still he was a cute kitten…" Jack shots Zeo with a surprised face. "What…? I'm serious!"

"I feel much better," a voice is sound behind them. The 3 froze. "That can't be right…" Ziggurat said and the 3 turned around slowly at the same time. What they see right now made them frozen stiff. There standing on Jack's bed…

Is a huge blue lion.

"Now who's small and helpless?" He sneered and made a deafening roar.

THE END (Finally!)~Frost