Loving Yourself

Natural urges were something that Gamzee had absolutely no qualms about. If his body told him it wanted something, he would simply succumb and give it what it wanted. Right now, his body really wanted some nice action. Sadly, it also lacked the will to go out and find someone to actually couple with. Luckily, He had hands, which were more than willing to satisfy his needs for now. He pulled down his loose pajama pants, exposing his quivering erection. "Fuuuck, bro, what even is the motherfucking deal?" The highblood mumbled, wrapping slim fingers around his throbbing need. Nothing in particular had brought on his arousal, but it was there, hard and needy and demanding attention. He slid his hand over it once, hissing at the sensation. Suddenly, a brilliant idea (or what seemed like one to his drug-addled brain) hit him. He dipped his fingers into one of the nearby sopor-slime pies, spreading the slick substance over his throbbing arousal. "Motherfuck, that feels nice…" His hand increased pace on his need, the slime functioning as lube for his purposes. "Ah, fuck," He cursed, shoulders tensing as he increased his pace, biting his lower lip hard enough to cause droplets of violet to spring forward. His erection twitched in his grip, as if to alert him of how close to orgasm he was getting. He sped his hand up more, filling the room with the noise of slippery skin on skin. "Fuck, fuck…shit that's nice," He muttered quickly, his pace getting sloppy, the rhythm becoming erratic. His toes curled into the carpet and his back arched as he came, spurting cum onto his hand. He leant back against the wall, letting his head hit it with a thump. "Damn, that was nice." He stood up, pulling his pants back up and wiping his sticky hand on them. Right now, his body said it needed a pie, and he was happy to listen to his body's wishes. After all, Gamzee wasn't one to deny his body's needs and wants.


This was fun, AND it's kind of a gift for a friend, haha
Man, I'm serious, this was waaayyyy much more fun than it should've been.

R&R, btw