Me: Sup people. We got new cohost today. Drakesword will be a cohost and Appolla55 will cohost for this chapter. Nicknames will be Apola and Drake. I got lots and lots and lots of dares. So this chapter will be super long like the last one. I own nothing but my two characters Jade and Shiva. So without further adue, here are the first set of dares from Rose.

From: pinkrose1122

major ownage is yours

HICHIGO: READ THE DECLARATION OF ICHIGO'S INNER WORLD TO EVERYONE

HICHIGO,ICHIGO, ZANGETSU:CONSOLING

AIZEN: HICH A RIDE ON FIRE WORKS

KUROTSUCHI: INVENT A DEVICE THAT CAN SWICH PEOPLE MINDS

BYAKUYA: HUG A CHERRY TREE

AIZEN: RUN NUDE THROE A CAPTAIN MEETING

LUPPI: THROW PIE AT GRIMMJOW

YAMAMOTO: DANCE TO SINGLE LADYS

AIZEN AND YAMAMOTO: 7 MINUTES IN HEVEN WHILE WATCHING ELMO BARNEY , TELITUBYS

AND

AIZEN: DO U WANT A BREAK FROM US

AIZEN: YOU DO

AIZEN: TO F***ING BAD

HICHIGO & ICHIGO: FEAR MAIDEN(SRRY WANNA SEE)

NNOITRA: DRINK THIS (LOVE POITION FOR NEL)

NEL: DRINK THIS(LOVE POITION FOR NNOITRA)

RUKIA: R U HAPPY TO SEE KAIEN AGAIN

RUKIA: IF YES GLOMP HIS HOLLOW

HICHIGO:WANT A TREAT

HICHIGO: IF YES OR NO MEET DARK RUKIA(SHE LOVES U)

7 MINUTES IN HEVEN

JADE ICHIGO

ULQUIORRA ORIHIME

NEL NNOITRA

ME HICHIGO

URAHARA YORUICHI

KENPACHI COW

YACHIRU IKAKU

GANJU BONNIE

KAIEN METASTALKIA(YES I KNO U 2 HATE ME RIGHT NOW)

SERO GRIMMJOW

SHIROZANGETSU SHIVA

MOMO IZURU

TOSHRO KARIN

RANGIKU GIN

AIZEN POLOR BEAR

AIZEN BARNY

AIZEN ELMO

AIZEN TELITUBIES

JADE ICHIGO(YES TWICE)

HISANA BYAKUYA

STARK HALIBEL

NEMU URYU

ME ULQUIORRA

AIZEN COW

AIZEN GRIZZLY BEAR

AIZEN: ALL DARES U RECIVED SO FAR(I THINK WE NEED TO WHIP HIS MEMORY

AGAIN...SO IT'S MORE FUN)

GRIMMJOW: DRINK THIS(SAME TEA I GAVE ULQUIORRA)

GRIMMJOW: DO U LOVE ANYONE

ALL GIRLS: SLAP AIZEN LIKE ORIHIME DID TO ULQUIORRA

LUPPI: COOKIE

OK IM GOOD FOR NOW

SERO: ROSE UR NEVER GOOD

Me: Dang. Lots and lots of 7 minutes in heaven/hell. Hehe. Now all the girls have to slap Aizen like how Orihime slapped Ulquiorra.

All the girls: (Slap, slap, slap, slap, s-l-a-p, SLAP!)

Aizen: (On the ground unconcious)

Me: Hehe. Now,-

Rose: Grimmjow, drmona made you some tea.

Grimmjow: Thanks drmona.

drmona: I di-

Rose: (Shakes head behind Grimmjow's back, then winks)

drmona: Yah I did. (Comes over to see the dare list to find out what's going on) Pfft.

Grimmjow: What are you guys looking at...(Knocks out unconcious)

Me: Nice Rose.

Rose: Thanks. Now, Luppi have a cookie.

Luppi: Thank you Rose. (Starts commicly eating the cookie)

Me: Now Spoonhead and Nel have to drink these teas.

Nel: Why?

Spoonhead: No way.

Me: Nel, just drink it. And Spoonhead, if you don't drink it, you will go into the rabid fangirl pit.

Nel: Otay. (Drinks)

Spoonhead: Fine. (Scared of the fangirls)

Me: Next, Aizen has to hitch a ride on fireworks. Luckaly I kept one of Gin's tampered ones for just an ocasion or a dare refusal punishment.

Drake: I'll tie him onto it...um will it explode if I even touch it?

Me: Naw. It'll only explode when it has been set off. I got Sam to help me fix the random explosion thing, so you're good.

Drake: Wheww. (Goes to tie Aizen to the death firework)

Me: Now Mayuri, Go invent a mind switching device.

Mayuri: Why am I not alloud to cut anyone up? ;_;

Me: Cause I don't want ya trying to do that shit to me.

Everyone else: (Nodds in agrement)

Nicole: (Still hugging on Shinji) Byakuya, yu go hug that cherry tree over there.

Byakuya: Why.

Me: Cause the dare said so.

Raindoshi: You better do it or I'll show everyone the pics of you dick when Yoruichi pantsed ya. Hehe.

Byakuya: (Blushing) Fine. (Goes and hugs the cherry tree)

Me: Not as satisfying as the first time.

Misuteri: He should have yelled "Senbonsakara I love you" again.

Nisumi: Yah.

Me: Drake, You got Aizen tied to the rocket yet?

Drake: Done.

Me: Good. Apola, you get to set it off.

Apola: Sweet.

She sets it off and just as it's about to go off, Aizen wakes up. The look on his face is priceless. It shoots up and off and we can hear Aizen's screams.

Luna: I wanted to hear him scream so no censor for the moment.

Sam: Ewwe. Aizen guts are flying everywhere. It's nasty but cool at the same time.

Me: I'm glad my porch has a roof on it.

Rose: Sweet. Now-

Grimmjow: Ugh...WTF MAN!

domona: Yay you're awake! (Hug)

Grimmjow: Why do I feal weird? What was in that tea?

Rose: I made it, not drmona. It made you human for awhile. Now, back to the next dare, Luppi, throw a pie in Grimmy's face.

Luppi: Sure thing. (Throws the pie)

Grimmjow: GRRRRRR! I'm gonna kill ya again Luppi!

Luppi: I'd love to see you try, being human as you are now.

Me: Luppi...shut up. You talk like you gay and for one thing you talk too much. So byebye.

Grimmjow: Thank you.

Me: No problem. Now while I fix Aizen again, Ichigo and Hichigo have to get into the fear maiden.

Hichigo and Ichigo: ...(Sweatdrop)

Rose: Go on. While they do that, Grimmjow, do you love anyone?

Grimmjow: Drmona.

drmona:YAY! (HUGS)

Me: Now for the fear maiden!

They go into the fear maiden and we see that Ichigo's worst fear is yaoi fanfictions. Hichigo's worst fear is losing to anyone in a fight.

Me: I don't blame them. Ichigo is freaked out by all yaoi but Hichigo is just freaked out by losing a fight. Now it's time for the seven minutes in heaven/hell.

The first set of participants are me/Ichigo, Ulquiorra/Orihime, Nel/Spoonhead, Rose/Hichigo, Urahara/Yoruichi, Kenpachi/cow, and Yachiru/Ikkaku, Aizen/Polarbear, then Aizen Yamamoto.

Luna: While they do that, were gonna look via camera's to see whats going on.

Closet 1: Jade/Ichigo: Hottly making out. Shirts off.

Luna: Hehe. Next closet.

Closet 2: Ulquiorra/Orihime: One word; smexy.

Sam: D-A-M-N.

drmona: Next closet please.

Closet 3:Nel/Spoonhead: Nel raping spoonhead.

Drake: (Nosebleed)

Raindoshi: Ha, he got a small dick too.

Everyone: NEXT CLOSET!

Closet 4: Rose/Hichigo: Some things are better left unsaid.

Everyone: (Nosebleeds) Please for the love of all that is holy next closet!

Closet 5: Urahara/Yoruichi: Hottly making out. Yoruichi, naked.

Sam: (Staring)

Nisumi: (Whistleing)

Apola: Next closet.

Closet 6: Kenpachi/cow: Major ewwweness

Yumichika: That is definitly not beautiful.

Terra: Nobody asked your opinion gay boy.

drmona: WTF are you doing here?

Terra: I got bored so I decided to see what was going on here.

Misuteri: Next closet.

Closet 7: Yachiru/Ikkaku: Yachiru bitting Ikkaku's shiny balk head.

Hsage: HAHAHAHA!

Nicole: I see ultima owner-sent you again. Wonder what dare you'll have to do this time.

Nisumi: Hehe, this is gonna be good.

Sam: Next closet.

Closet 8: Aizen/Polarbear: Polarbear raping and mauling Aizen.

Shirozangetsu: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sero: This is so funny.

Shiva: Damn.

Closet 9: Aizen/Yamamoto: I'mm just gonna let you see.

Yamamoto: What are we supposed to do?

Aizen: Pheww.

Rose: (Runs up to the door) Your supposed to make out or fuck eachother! (Runs back to the computer)

Yamamoto: Oh (Sweatdrops)

Aizen: S***.

Yamamoto: I still don't get it.

Outside the closet.

drmona: WTF MAN!

Drakesword: Borring.

Sam: Finally their done.

Everyone leaves the closet and I'm still trying to fix my outfit and hair.

Me: Next set of participants.

Second set of participants; Ganju/Bonnie, Kaien/Metastalkia, Sero/Grimmjow, Shirozangetsu/Shiva, Momo/Izuru, Toshiro/Karin, Rangiku/Gin, Aizen/Barney

Me: Wait...you all were whatching us! Y-y-you didn't look at mine did ya?

Everyone: Evil grin.

Me: ;_; (Major embarassment)

drmona: Come on Jade. Lets see what's going on in the closets.

Me: Fine =_=. (Major embarresed)

Closet 1:Ganju/Bonnie: Ganju being stomped on by Bonnie.

Luna: Now that's funny.

Rose: Hehe.

Sam: Next closet.

Closet 2: Kaien/Metastalkia: Thinking up a plan to get back at Rose.

Me: Hehe, I'k be careful around them Rose.

Rose: (Sweatdrop)

Apola: Next closet.

Closet 3: Sero/Grimmjow: Conversation.

Grimmjow: I can feel that drmona is pissed.

Sero: Yah me too.

Outside the closet.

drmona: (Glarring and dark aura) If Sero touches...

Me: (Trying to calm her down)

Nicole: Next closet.

Closet 4: Shirozangetsu/Shiva: Making out.

Me: Well they are a couple.

Everyone: (Looking questioningly at me)

Me: Don't ask. Just be thankful that she hasn't eaten a hollow today. Or...you don't wanna know. (Looks away embarasingly)

Misuteri: Next closet.

Closet 5: Momo/Izuru: Alwardly making out.

Raindoshi: Borring, next closet.

Closet 6:Toshiro/Karin: Making out hottly, or in this case freezingly.

Me: The temperature in there has to be below freezing.

drmona: (Still glarring and evil aura)

Tubasaneko: Yukineko, we need to get her to a safer place so her reiatsu doesn't destroy the house.

Me: Thanks guys. Next closet.

Closet 7: Rangiku/Gin: Smexy.

Raindoshi: My eyes!

Nisumi: Gah!

Drake: (Nosebleed)

Me: Oh shit! He's got his eyes open all the way!

Rose: NEXT CLOSET!

Closet 8: Aizen/Barney: Barney raping Aizen.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

After everyone comes out I list the next seven minutes in heaven/hell participants.

3rd set; Aizen/Elmo/Telitubies, me/Ichigo (again) ; ) , Hisana/Byakuya, Stark/Hallibel, Nemu/Uryu, Rose/Ulquiorra, Aizen/cow, Aizen/grizzlybear.

Closet 1: Aizen/Elmo/Telitubies: Ewwwwe!

Everyone: NEXT CLOSET!

Closet 2: Jade/Ichigo: SMEXY!

Everyone: (Nosebleeds)

Shiva: HAHAHAHAHA!

Shirozangetsu: Nice. Next closet. (Figures they would be the only ones unaffected)

Closet 3: Hisana/Byakuya: Pashionatly making out.

Sero: Hehe.

Closet 4: Stark/Hallibel: OMG!

Everyone: NEXT!

Closet 5: Nemu/Uryu: Nothing.

Sam: I guess she don't do nothing without the permission of Korosuchi.

Luna: Boring. Next closet.

Closet 6: Rose/Ulquiorra: Rose tackling Ulquiorra.

Orihime: (Dark aura emmiting from her)

Apola: Now that's scary.

Tubasaneko: At least he's being faitful to her by not really doing anything.

Luna: He can't help that he's a sexy beast.

Shiva: Next closet.

Closet 7: Aizen/cow: Cow is humping Aizen.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAH!

After the first seven minutes are up everyone but Aizen comes out the closets. We just trade the cow for the grizzlybear for his next seven minutes.

Me: That was nice. (Not even paying attention to the screen where Aizen is getting mauled for the second time of the day)

Aizen comes out of the closet dead.

Rose: I'll restore him.

Aizen: Y********...?

Luna: The censor botton never fails.

Rose: Hichigo, do you want a treat?

Hichigo: Yah, sure, why not.

Rose: Meet dark Rukia then.

Dark Rukia: HICHIGO!

Hichigo: (Stares like an idiot, gets tackled by Dark Rukia)

Me: Hehe.

Shirozangetsu: Glad that's not me.

Dark Rukia: There's two of them?

Rose: Yah.

Dark Rukia:YYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

Rose: Rukia, are you happy to see Kaien again?

Rukia: (Whatching Dark Rukia sexually assault Hichigo and Shirozangetsu) Um yah, why?

Rose: You gotta glomp his hollow, Metastalkia.

Rukia: What?

Me: You heard Rose.

She tackles the suprised hollow. After that she runs to Renji. (Hey I like that one better than I do Ruki/Kaien. Sowwy to all those who disagree)

Metastalkia: You is so getting it later Rose.

Rose: Yah right. Now Hichigo, read the declaration of Ichigo's inner world outloud.

Hichigo: Fine.

He begins to read it and a few minutes into it he looks around and sees that no one is really paying attention. Not even Ichigo.

Me: Now that was borring. Time for the next dare, Ichigo, Hichigo, and Zangetsu; counsuling.

They all go to a shrink and Ichigo ends up getting so pissed that he actually attacks the shrink. Hichigo and Zangetsu have to hold him back.

Rose: HAHAHAHAHA! Exactly as planned. Now Aizen's gotta run naked through a capitans meeting.

The next day.

Yamamoto: We have come to discuss the threat of all these truth or dare stories that so many people are subjecting us to.

Aizen: (Voice censored while he runs right through the captains meeting.

Grimmjow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rose: Damn he changed back already. But still, hehe on the Aizen thing.

Raindoshi: I still swear that is the smallest dick in the universe. 8D

Me: Now Yamamoto's gotta dance to the single ladies song.

Yamamoto dances to the song.

Me: OMFG! DAMN, MY EYES, I"M GOING BLIND!

Drakesword: MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOP!

Nicole: Damn. That's just not right.

Gin: Shit.

Yamamoto stops doing the dance. I shoo him away.

Me: Now for the ultimate dare; Aizen has to do all the dares that he has had to do since beginnign the story.

Aizen: ...N***********************************************************************.

Luna: This is gonna be good.

Rose: No. This is gonna be awsome.

We make him do all the dares over again. In the end he ended up needing his memory wiped again. Sometimes I feel almost sorry for him. But that is never the case.

Me: UGH! Man Rose, you gave me so many dares. This one list could have been a chapter in itself. But I must go on so my fans wont throw things at me. Or flame me. Next set of dares.

From: animeluver721

:)hi awsome story by da way!

dares for aizen i dare you to kill your self repeadly and say i love you tosen every time !

jade you and ichigo go in a soundproff room for 2 hour and lock the door!

i dare every one to hold lil shiro down and make him wear a pink and black dress and let rukia do the hair and pick out the shoes

i dare rukia to slap/ hit grimmjow for making that hole in your tummy .

if kaien is still there i dare him to play 7 heaven w/ anyone he wants

last dare i dare all of you including the author to throow pie at aizen :)

Me: Yay, my dare first. (Takes Ichigo to closet)

drmona: I'll deal with these dares for the next two hours. (Thinking of Grimmjow) Aizen, you gotta kill yourself repeadetly while saying "I love Tosen".

Aizen: W********************?

Luna: Well his memory has been wiped, but I will always do my censor botton.

He kills himself repeadetly for an hour.

drmona: Now Kaien has to do seven minutes in heaven with whoever he wants.

Kaien: (Takes Dark Rukia to the closet)

Rose: Who knew?

Sam: Rukia has to slap and or hit Grimmjow for making the hole in her stomach.

Rukia: (SLAP!)

drmona: GRRRRRRRR!

Grimmjow: (Trying to calm drmona down. Kisses her passionetly)

drmona: (Happy now) Well, everyone's gotta hold Toshiro down and make him wear a pink and black dress. Rukia, you gotta do his hair and you gotta pick out the shoes.

Rukia: K. Sorry drmona, the dare just told me to. I don't want the rabid fangirl pit.

drmona: Sokay. I wouldn't want the fangirl pit either. Now to get to the dress up.

It takes them an hour to get him pinned and dressed up. In the end he is whering a black and pink version of a french maid dress. He has his hair put up in chappy hair clips. And he is wearing chappy high heels (who knew they even existed)

Me: Okay...PFFTT...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Toshiro looks so damn funny!

Ichigo: Hehe...Toshiro...hehe...gay.

Karin: HE IS NOT GAY!

Ichigo: Shit. (Runs and hides behind me)

Me: Now for the next set of dares.

From: Sparen

By all characters, are you including obscure or dead ones like Lurichiyo and Ichinose? (Do not answer)

Me: Why the person say not to answer?

Sam: Dunno.

Luna: Doesn't make sence.

Drakesword:?

Me: I guess we'll just get to the next set of dares.

From: Drakesword

Thank for doing the song.:)

Well dares.

May I join in? My zanpakuto's is the size of a regular sword. It allow me to make human or hollow sized pupetts. You must fight my puppetts of all my past foes I have defeated, That would be about 300. My zanpakuto's name is kakashi.

Ichigo: You must fight me.

Rukia: Here is a chappy bunny.

Chad: I dare you to join the multi diamensional afrm wreasleing league.

Hichigo: Go to the naruto world and meet Hidan you 2 would get along great.

Everyone I didn't say Do the most popular dance for anime the caramelldansen.

Drakesword: Nice. My dares are up. First, chappy bunny for Rukia.

Rukia: YAY!

Me: Oh that was nice. Now, Hichigo, you gotta go to the Naruto world and meet Hidan (I don't know who he is cause I can't catch Disney X D on my damn TV. I HATE IT DAMMIT! Plus they cut it off of Cartoon network and I just don't have the time to get on you tube to whatch it. Plus I like hearing the normal voices, not having to read the subtitles. I know I'm lazy. There, I'm done with my rant.)

Hichigo: Fine.

I transport him off. Drakesword goes with him.

Me: Now, Chad has to join in that wierd arm wresteling thingy.

Sam: I'll deal with this.

Me: Thanks.

Drakesword: We're back.

Hichigo: I got bored but the guy was cool.

Me: Good. Now it's time for Ichigo to fight Drakesword and his zanpakuto Kakashi...wait. Do not tell me your zanpakuto spirit is Kakashi sensei?

Drakesword: You'll see later.

Ichigo: I gotta fight all 300 puppets?

Drakesword: Yep.

Hichigo: Let me in too!

Ichigo: This time I actually want your help. Zangetsu too.

Zangetsu: Fine.

Me: What about me. Zangetsu's apart of me too.

Shiva: I'm in.

Shirozangetsu: No way I'm getting let out of this.

Drakesword: Fine.

Me: Let's go!

The fight last a whole three hours. In the end we were able to defeat the puppets but Drakesword used the oprotunity to attack from an advantage point. In the end we lost.

Me: NO FAIR! (Sulking in emo corner)

Shiva: That was fun.

Shirozangetsu: So true.

Hichigo: Dammit I lost.

Ichigo: (Trying to get me out the emo corner)

Sam: Awwe man. I missed the fight.

Luna: Don't worry. I got it on a hi def recording. It was awsome. Jade lost.

drmona: So how did Chad do in the tornament?

Sam: He got first place!

Chad:...(Shows the trophy)

Rose: Sweet.

Nicole: Borring.

Me: Now everyone has to to the Caramaldasen!

Do, do doo...

Yeah-eah-eah, yeah

Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med

Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se

Kom igen

Hvem som helst kan vara med

(Vara med)

So ror pa era fotter

Oa-a-a

Och vicka era hofter

O-la-la-la...

Gör som vi

Till denna melodi

Oa-oa-a

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör som vi gör

Ta nagrå steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

Det blir en sensation over alt forstås

Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss

Kom igen

Nu tar vi stegen omigen

Oa-oa...

Så ror pa era fötter

Oa-a-a

Och vicka era höfter

O-la-la-la

Gor som vi

Til denna melodi

Så kom och

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Tå några steg at vänster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Ta negra steg at vänster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

Så kom och

Dansa med oss

Klappa era hander

Gör so vi gör

Tå några steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Ta några steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

CarameldDansen

Misuteri: Next set of dares.

From: drmona lord

lol*falls off chair*time for ppl to swich bodys for the whole chapter

grimmjow and me

halibel and toshero

yachiru and ulqui

nel and nnoitora

gin and matsamoto

you can choose the rest but aizen is lockd in a room with my evil sister terra with no escape

keep your big fat dirty hands of my grimmjow*evil arua*

drmona: Yay my dares! (Glares at Yammy)

Me: Ichigo! Stop that, that tickles! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: (Watching Ichigo tickle me to get me out the emo corner)

Rose: She's tickleish?

drmona:...Guess so.

Raindoshi: Weird.

Nisumi: Nicole, why don't ya do that to Shinji/

Nicole: I already have. It's fun.

Apola: (Thinking about doing that to Byakuya)

Me: Okay, okay, okay, I'll get out the emo corner already!

Ichigo: (Stops tickleing)

Me: Now for the next dare. Drmona?

drmona: Time to switch bodies!

Rose: I'm glad I made Mayuri make the mind switching device.

drmona: Great minds think alike.

Me: Yep. First though Aizen and Terra into the Locked room of hell! UGH! WTF? A snowball? WTH!

Aizen: N*********!

Terra: DRMONA!

drmona: Yay.

They get locked into the room and then we set up the mind switcher device. Since it only does two people at a time, we will go in turns and we will se the reactions.

Turn 1: Grimmjow/drmona: SWITCH!

d/Grimmjow (Means drmona in Grimmjows body): S-W-E-E-T!

G/drmona: I'm glad it's drmona and not some random chick.

d/Grimmjow: (Playing with the blue hair, and the bone jaw fragment)

Me: Cool. Next.

Turn 2: Hallibel/Toshiro: SWITCH!

H/Toshiro: Not right at all.

Karin: ... ;_;

T/Hallibel: Sorry Karin. I'll be back to normal next chapter.

d/Grimmjow: Don't worry about it Karin.

Apola: Next.

Turn 3: Yachiru/Ulquiorra: SWITCH!

Y/Ulquiorra: (Running around hyperly in Ulqui's body) YYYYYAAAAAYYYYY!

Me: That's just not right.

U/Yachiru: (Goes to sit down by Orihime)

Orihime: (Puts him/her in her lap like a little sister)

Raindoshi: NEXT!

Turn 4: Nel/Spoonhead: SWITCH!

N/Spoonhead: This outfit is uncomfortable.

S/Nel: I hate this show...(Forced by love potion) But I love Nelliel!

Nisumi: HEHE!

Nicole: NEXT!

Turn 5: Gin/Rangiku: SWITCH!

G/Rangiku: (Tries not to fall forward) How can you walk like this with these giant things on your chest.

R/Gin: (Opens eyes...and frowns, not a good combination) Well Gin, you don't gotta say it like that.

Rose: Shut your eyes please Rangiku!

Sam: Smile please!

Drakesword: Now that is scary!

R/Gin: Fine. (Copies Gin's normal look)

Turn 6 (My choice): Me/Ichigo: SWITCH!

J/Ichigo: Sweet.

I:Jade: Weird, but cool.

d/Grimmjow: Fun uh?

I/Jade: Yep.

J/Ichigo: Thanks drmona. And now the next set of dares.

From: apola55

funny first aizen gin espada number 9 (i cant spell his name) hisana ( byakuyas mine!) and ishida must act out alice a human sacrifice ( vocaloids) with characters as follows

gin first alice

aizen second alice

tousen third alice

hisana and ishida fourth alice

can i kill hisana cuz i love byakuya more and in my rp im of noblity apola ahiru

nemu go up to ururu and sing soul sister

ishida kiss nemu cuz this guy i met this guy at valiue villege who told me about it.

if its not too much or a problem may i co-host of one chapter

name: apola ahiru

zanpakuto: dancu no bara

bankai: dancu no bara hime

bankai looks: rose petals all around me a thorned vine whip like shikai

power: intoxicataces oponents for a swift kill

gender: female

normal looks: 5 foot 3 longs blonde hair and saphire blue eyes

back to dares all arrancar must sing the hetalia endings dressed as the character aizen is hugary

renji shave your head because you hair reminds me of cherrys and pine apple and i love cherrys and o wont alow your hare resemble my favorite fruit!

renji after your done shaving your hair put on a pink wig and ask out szayel

toushiro get on your knees and propose to lil yachiru infornt or kenpachi

grimmjow and ulquiorra go into the fear maiden my brother thinks ulquiorras worst fear is you having no make up ( my brothers an idiot)

J/Ichigo: Kay, Apola, take it away. Umph! Hey! Who in the hell is getting snow balls around here!

Apola: Sure thing Ichi-...Jade...umm...?

J/Ichigo: Just call me Jade. I mean we only switched bodies. I'm still me.

Apola: Right-oh! Now, intoxicate, Dancu no bara!

Byakuya: ...(Drunk look to face)

Apola: Now that he's practicaly drunk. Die HISANA! (Kill)

Hisana: (Dead)

Apola: Now I'm happy! 8D

J/Ichigo: Now, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra into the fear maiden.

U/Yachiru: Why must I go in that thing when I'm already in the body of a small child?

G/drmona: I don't really care.

They go into the fear maiden and Ulquiorra's worst fear is Orihime being pissed at him(He saw what she did to Waru Waru). Grimmjow's worst fear is drmona not loving him anymore.

J/Ichigo: Sweet, but boring.

Apola: Renji, shave your hair!

Renji: WHY?

Apola: It reminds me of cherries and pinapples and cherries are my favorite friut ever! So do it!

Renji: (Shaves) There, happy now?

Apola: Not quite.

Renji: WHAT NOW!

Apola: Now you gotta wear this pink wig and then you gotta ask out Szayel Apparo Grantz.

Renji: WTF!

J/Ichigo: Do it.

He puts on the wig and he ask the gay scientist out. Then much to everyones suprise, the dude turns him down.

Everyone:...? D8

J/Ichigo: Now for the play.

Gin, Aizen, Aranyero, Hisana(Revived), and Uryu act out the play for Apola.

Apola: HEHE!

J/Ichigo: Now Uryu gotta kiss Nemu.

Uryu: Fine.

He kisses her and she actually blushes.

Apola: Now Nemu has to sing Soul Sister to Ururu.

Nemu sings Soul Sister to Ururu and that gets a blank stare from everyone but Apola.

J/Ichigo: Wierd much. Now onto the next set of dares.

From: ultima-owner

Aizen: Did you know you have a god complex?

Hsage: hang by feet over angry sharks

Anyone: cut the rope

J/Ichigo: Yo, Aizen, you know you gotta god complex right?

Aizen: N********.

Luna: That didn't sound like a yes to me so I censored him.

Sero: Good call.

Tsukihime: Yah.

Hsage: ...(Sweatdrop) Shit!

Sero, Raindoshi, and Nisumi tie him up above my backyard pool. Shiva and Shirozangetsu got the sharks.

J/Ichigo: I'm gonna cut the rope. Sorry Hsage. You ticked me off when you french kissed me.

Hsage: You know when you in Ichigo's body, it makes it look like he's gay.

J/Ichigo: WHY YOU! GETSUGATENSHO!

Hsage: DAAAAMMMMIIIITTTT!

J/Ichigo: There, now that felt good. Next set of dares.

From: WaruWaru

You killed Aizen DX Damn ya-

-Gets tacled by Inoue-

DAMN, -runs away from the crazy **-

Anyways, keep it up!

Be keen to Snowball 8D

Orihime: I'll set my Kotensashun on ya you bitch!

J/Ichigo: So that's who's been throwing snow balls at me. But how is she getting the snow here. It's like the middle of summer and I live in the south. The lows down here are in the fucken hundreds for pitties sake.

Luna: I dunno but it sounds like fun. Toshiro and Rukia should make it snow here.

J/Ichigo: No way! Wait till school starts. Then I can get out of school. Even the lightest bit of snow down here in this tiny town makes us get out. That's one of the many reasons that I love snow. Plus I wanna wait cause I'm going camping this weekend. Now onto the next dares.

From: IdentifiedLuna1998

You almost make me die from laughter. Now i'm training with Tsukihime -dodge from Tsukihime's attack- fudge, now onto the dares -stabs Aizen ON THE PEA SIZED MANHOOD

Ichigo: you may give ZAngetsu a wedgie

Byakuya: wear a lady's clothes

Yoruichi: help Byakuya's 'dress up'

Hichigo: watch Ulquiorra's levan polka for 4 hrs

Jade: DO YOU KNOW POKEMON? DO YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? LET'S CATCH ARCEUS FOR REAL !

Aizen: cosplay as Ulquiorra and near the rabid fangirls and boys

Rose: you and me, attack Aizen with bankai

Drmona: you may have 'fun' with Grimm-kitty

Tubasaneko: -sneaky grin- i know something you hate (fight with girls) now FIGHT. TSUKIHIME. LIKE. A. REAL. MAN. OR I TELL DRMONA TO MAKE YOU EAT TRASH

Tsukihime: -dodge another attack from her- okay, this time make Tubasaneko wearsomething prissy ( Tsukihime: "hehehe, i'm gonna enjoy this!")

Tensa Zangetsu: turn head from Ichigo to me, TEACH ME THE FINAL GETSUGA TENSHO

Toshiro: force Matsumoto do the paperwork

Zangetsu: strip dance at Ichigo

Grimmjow: you can have a kitty palace with Drmona

Gin: say 'bye bye' everytime you say a word fro all chapters including when the show over

Everyone: do our fave time is... KILL AIZEN UNTIL HE GOT NO MANHOOD

Me:"whew, that's all the dares"

Tsukihime:"Bankai"

Me:"**, Bankai, Tenyoru No Tsukihime"

Gin: -waves- bye bye

J/Ichigo: Why are you two fighting now?

Tsukihime: We got bored.

Luna: Onto the dares!

J/Ichigo: First; yes I like pokemon. I already have several Arceus. The ideal starter pokemon is a mudkip. Plus it's just so darn cute. Yes I admit it, I am a pokefreak. That was the very first japanese style cartoon I ever got into. It led to Dragonball Z, to Naruto, to Inyuyasha, to Deathnote, to the greatest thing in the universe, BLEACH!

If anyone has an action replay cheat thing for the DS and has pokemon platinum here's the code for level 100 Arceus94000130 FCFF0000 B2101D40 00000000 E0008020 00000018 3FFFFFFF B4A3B4A0 03E701ED 00010164 00000000 00000000 D2000000 00000000. Have fun.

Luna: Sweet.

J/Ichigo: Now for the next dare, Tensa Zangetsu, go teach Luna the final getsugatensho.

Tensa Zangetsu: Why?

J/Ichigo: Cause the dare said so. And plus I already know it and so does Ichigo, so it seems only right that a fellow moon based zanpakuto wielder should know the move as well.

Tensa Zangetsu: Fine.

Luna: YAY!

J/Ichigo: Now Gin gotta say byebye after each sentence and at the end of each chapter. (Sneaky do powers)

Gin: Not going to...byebye.

d/Grimmjow: HAHAHA!

J/Ichigo: That reminds me, Grimmjow gets a kitty palace with you and then you get alone time with him in the palace...wait...man that is so messed up. The roles are reversed...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

G/drmona: Oh well.

d/Grimmjow: Experimenting time!

They go off to the palace.

J/Ichigo: Okaaaaay. Now for the next dare. Now Zangetsu gotta stripdance Ichigo.

I/Jade: EWWWWE!

Zangetsu: As long as you don't say nothing, it will seem like I'm stripdancing Jade.

J/Ichigo: ;_; Ewwwe! (Old dude!) I no wanna see!

I/Jade: I don't either but I'm being forced to.

Zangetsu does the stripdance for Ichigo. Ichigo goes and throws up. (That's not gonna be a plesant feeling when I get back in my body)

J/Ichigo: NEXT DARE! Ichigo, now you can give Zangetsu a wedgie.

I/Jade: Okay. (Gives him a massive wedgie)

Zangetsu stalks off, cupping his manhood in tow.

J/Ichigo: Now Byakuya's gotta wear girly cloths and Yoruichi's gotta help them get them on. While they do that I'm gonna get Hichigo started on watching Ulquiorra's leven polka for 4 hours.

Ten minutes later.

Yoruichi: There I'm done.

Byakuya: I have no pride left.

Everyone's laughing their heads off because Byakuya's wearing a spagetti strap lime green tank top and daisy duke shorts with high heel shoes, with pantie hoes, with ribbons in his hair.

Luna: I'm back! The final getsugatensho is awesome! Now Tubasaneko has to fight Tsukihime!

Tubasaneko: Will not. I don't wanna hurt her.

Tsukihime: Oh don't give me that crap talk. You just don't wanna, you big chicken.

Tubasaneko: I am not a chicken. I'm a cat for pitties sake!

Tsukihime: (Master plan) Then prove it, ya big chicken.

Tubasaneko: THAT'S IT. YUKINEKO, FUSE WITH ME, NOW!

Yukineko: I don't wanna fuse with an idiot like you.

J/Ichigo: You better do it. Looks like Tubasaneko is really pissed.

Yukineko: Fine.

They fuse and when the smoke cleares we se drmona's true zanpakuto spirit form. Quite the sight if I do say so myself.

Yukineko/Tubasaneko: Now, FIGHT!

They begin theier fight where at the end the Yuki-, Tuba- combo actually wins against Tsukihime.

d/Grimmjow: ALRIGHT!

They unfuse as soon as the battle ends.

J/Ichigo: When did you get back?

d/Grimmjow: About halfway during the fight.

J/Ichigo: Ah, okay, next dare, Toshiro, force Rangiku to do paper work.

T/Hallibel: Do you have an Idea.

J/Ichigo: Yah I do. Someone elses idea though, just too funny to pass up though. (I whisper it in his ear)

He gets Hallibel who is still in his body to freez Rangiku in the desk chair so she has no choice to do the paperwork. She does it but she never stops complaining.

Luna: Now me and Rose gonna attack Aizen with our bankais.

They distroy Aizen in one hit. I revive him for his next dare.

J/Ichigo: Now he gotta cosplay Ulquiorra and go into the rabid fangirl pit, but now I put fanboys in there too.

Lets just say, the normal punishment was bad enough. This is just down right wrong but so damn hilarious.

J/Ichigo: Now...KILL AIZEN TILL HE GOT NO MANHOOD!

Nicole: Now for the next set of dares.

From: Anime Otaku TB15

Aizen: I dare you to dress up as Light and say, "I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!. Also, let Momo and Toshiro kill you to death when dressed up as him. When dressing up as Light, have to be in a gigai. No sword either.

Orihime: Whoever insults or make fun of you and your friends, use profanityalong with using tsubaki to attack them.

Ichigo: Dye your hair black. You too Hichigo. Both of you at the same time must say 'That's what she said' after everybody's sentences except yours. Yes, even if a guy is talking.

Grimmjow: Glomp those who like/love you. Also, wear a blue kitty costume and sing the meow mix song while doing it.

Gin: Propose to Rangiku and don't take no for an answer. Also, do it while wearing a purple maid dress with a pink ribbon on your head along with painting your nails pink and purple as well.

Ulquiorra: Wear black jeans and a panda hoodie and hold a sign that says "SAVE THE PANDAS!"

Tosen: Drink a potion that will turn you into a mouse. Wear sunglasses too.

That's all I have for now. Feel free to use them.

Apola: Tosen's gotta drink this tea that'll make him a mouse.

Nicole: I got the sunglasses.

We force the tea down his throaght. He ends up looking like Jerry the mouse from Tom and Jerry.

J/Ichigo: Hehe. Now Ulquiorra, we have to switch you back for this dare. Cause you have to wear black jeans and a panda hoodie and you have to hold a sign that says save the pandas on it.

U/Yachiru: Why?

J/Ichigo: Why does everyone ask why. It gets old.

He switches back and he goes around my town holding up the sign in the outfit.

Hichigo: There I watch Ulquiorra's leven polka for 4 hours. It got old after the first two hours.

J/Ichigo: You do have a short attention spand.

Hichigo: Yep.

Sam: Now Grimmjow's gotta glomp those who love/like him, while singing to the meow mix song, and wearing a blue kitty suit.

Grimmjow, who is still in drmona's body goes around tackling those who like him. He saves drmona for last and then he takes her to the kitty palace.

G/drmona: Meow meow meow meow meow.

J/Ichigo: Now Gin's gotta propose to Rangiku.

R/Gin: Does that mean I gotta do it or him in my body.

Luna: You can do it Rangiku.

J/Ichigo: The costume is in the bathroom.

R/Gin: Fine.

She comes out and it looks totally funny on Gin's body. She makes him look gay. She even put extra work into the outfit. She proposes and Gin Accepts.

J/Ichigo: Seriously a switch of roles today. Now Aizen you gotta dress up as light. But you gotta say, I'll take a potatoe chip and eat it. And don't worry, you're gonna have some fun in this dare. You wont get hurt.

Aizen: S*********?

J/Ichigo: Yep. All you gotta do is dress as Light Yagami and you gotta be mean to Orihime.

Aizen: Y********! 8D(Finally a no hurt me dare)

I walk over to Orihime while Aizen gets dressed. I tell her her dare. She grins and she goes to sit back down to wait to hurt Aizen.

J/Ichigo: Luna, no censor botton for this one. We wanna hear what he has to say.

Luna: What?

I tell her about the dare.

Luna: Sweet.

Aizen: First, I'll take a potatoe chip and eat it! Orihime, you are a fat, ugly, stupid, idiot, bitch!

Orihime: (Evil smile) I'm gonna kill you myself you asshole! Kotensashun, I regect!

Aizen gets attacked by Tsubaki. In the end he is bloodied and unconcious.

Orihime: He's all your's Momo and Toshiro.

Momo: Sure thing.

T/Hallibel: I'm gonna enjoy this.

They kill Aizen and we go to the next dare.

J/Ichigo: Now Ichigo and Hichigo have to dye their hair black. So since my hair is so not getting dyed I'm gonna dye Ichigo's hair for him. Come on Hichigo. Plus yall gotta say that's what she said after everyones sentences.

Hichigo: Meh. That's what she says.

Both me and him come out with our messy black hair.

Drakesword: I swear, Ichigo's body just doesn't look right with a smile on his face and his hair black.

J/Ichigo: Yah, now he looks like Kaien. Don't worry Ichigo, the coloring is only temporary. It'll come out after ten washes with the remover.

I/Jade: ;_; That's what she said.

J/Ichigo: Now to the next set of dares.

From: BlazingFireAngelXXX

Actually Luna, I was a "he". Well, whatever, this is my next dares (or truth)

Gin: This is my Zanpakutou,'El Replicator', it can copy the abilities of other Zanpakutou. So ummm yeah, SHOOT TO KILL! SHINSOU!

Aizen:Bathe in a tub full of skunk perfume

Jade: Male are allowed into this dare isn't it?

Ichigo: kiss Harribel in the tattoed area

Rukia: Sing Numa Numa

Ishida: Sew me a Quincy garb!

J/Ichigo: Of corse boys are allowed on here. Sam, Tubasaneko, Yukineko, they're boys. Now Uryu, you gotta make him a quincy battle outfit.

Uryu: I will get right to work.

J/Ichigo: While he does that, Rukia's gotta sing Numa Numa.

She sings the song that sends us all falling on our asses laughing so hard.

Uryu: I'm finished.

J/Ichigo: Good. (Teleports outfit to BFAXXX) Now Aizen has to bathe in this tub of skunk spray.

Everyone except Aizen: (Wereing gas mask)

Aizen: D*****.

He gets in the tub and he stays in it for thirty minutes.

J/Ichigo: Man that's fowl.

Apola: Nasty.

Nicole: Gross.

Raindoshi: Hehe, small dick.

J/Ichigo: Now Ichigo's gotta kiss Hallibel in the tattooed area. Wait...umm...? (Major gender confusion)

Sam: Jade, since you in Ichigo's body and Toshiro is in Hallibel's body. Just kiss the tattoo.

J/Ichigo: EWWWWWEE

T/Hallibel: Discusting.

Draksword: This aughta be good.

I do the dare then I go was out my/Ichigo's mouth.

J/Ichigo: Ugh. Now for the last set of dares.

From: nicci'weezy

haha wicked cool! ya got me just right! is it me or does this get funnier everytime i read it?

DARES:

Ukitake and Toshiro open a candy store and give everyone free candy!

nnoitrra kiss nel!

Ichigo and renji do the caramelldansen in perfect unison!

rukia beat up kisuke cuz its his fault Aizen reached into your chest.

Nicole: Yay my dares! Toshiro and Ukitake have to open a candy store and give us free candy.

They open up a candy store. Where'd they get all the candy you ask? Yachiru's wearhouse is now the candy store.

J/Ichigo: YAY CHOCOLATE!

I/Jade: She must love chocolate.

J/Ichigo: Yes I do. Now Spoonhead gotta kiss Nel.

Spoonhead: Can do. (Still affected by the love potion)

Nicole: Now Rukia has to beat the shit out of Urahara cause he caused the whole thing with Aizen and the Hogyoku.

Rukia: With pleasure.

She beats up Urahara till he is unconcious and on the ground in a bloody heap.

J/Ichigo: Now since Ichigo is in my body and I in his, we'll both do the Caramelldasen with Renji. HIT IT!

Do, do doo...

Yeah-eah-eah, yeah

Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med

Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se

Kom igen

Hvem som helst kan vara med

(Vara med)

So ror pa era fotter

Oa-a-a

Och vicka era hofter

O-la-la-la...

Gör som vi

Till denna melodi

Oa-oa-a

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör som vi gör

Ta nagrå steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

Det blir en sensation over alt forstås

Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss

Kom igen

Nu tar vi stegen omigen

Oa-oa...

Så ror pa era fötter

Oa-a-a

Och vicka era höfter

O-la-la-la

Gor som vi

Til denna melodi

Så kom och

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Tå några steg at vänster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Ta negra steg at vänster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

O-o-oa-oa

O-o-oa-oa-a...

Så kom och

Dansa med oss

Klappa era hander

Gör so vi gör

Tå några steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

Caramelldansen

Dansa med oss

Klappa era händer

Gör so vi gör

Ta några steg at vanster

Lyssna och lar

Missa inte chansen

Nu ar vi har med

CarameldDansen

J/Ichgio: That was fun. Twice in the same chapter.

Nicole: I had fun.

Apola: I had so much fun here.

J/Ichigo: I'd like to thank all my friends/cohost on my story. I give you all chocolate chip cookies. You all have stayed with me through my story and some of you have even read my other story and are fans of that one as well. Now as everyone knows how this goes; flames are aloud, cause if you flame me they get sent to Aizen and they burn him, not me. I own nothing of course, R&R. REVIWE DAMMIT! Hehe. 8D Jade Kurosaki OUT!