"Nappa!" Zarbon barked as he entered the room. "Lord Frieza wants to speak to Vegeta!"
"So what you tellin' me for?" Nappa shrugged. Zarbon rolled his eyes.
"You're supposed to be in charge of him!"
"Well I don't know where he is!" Nappa protested. Zarbon huffed, folding his arms.
"Lord Frieza won't be at all impressed. You're meant to be his guardian. You're supposed to know where he is at all times!"
"Well I don't." Nappa growled. "Geez, ain't it bloody fair, ey? King Vegeta gets Queen Kyuuri pregnant with him, Kyuuri gives birth to him, Frieza nicks him, and I get stuck babysitting him!" Raditz burst out laughing.
"Shrewd move!" He grinned.
"Yeah, t'riffic." Nappa mumbled.
At that moment Vegeta cheerfully walked into the room.
"Morning all!" He beamed.
"It's afternoon, Vegeta." Zarbon stated.
"I wouldn't know, I lost my watch."
"But you don't have a watch."
"Yeah I know," Vegeta grinned. "I lost it!" He laughed.
"Very funny." Zarbon rolled his eyes, unimpressed. "Vegeta, just where have you been?"
"Ah, you know." Vegeta shrugged. "Here and there."
"Lord Frieza is waiting for you!"
"But I have done anything!" Vegeta whined. "I'm serious this time! Honest!"
"Funny now you naturally assume you're in trouble..." Zarbon raised an eyebrow.
"Well what can I say? I always am." Vegeta sighed. "Which reminds me," he looked at Nappa. "Couldn't lend me a tenner, could you?"
"Get lost!" Nappa snapped. "No I bloody won't! You already owe me money! I stopped counting after the first two hundred!"
"Come on, Nappa!" Vegeta begged. "Raditz, lend us a tenner?"
"Sorry, Veg. I'm skint 'else I would." Raditz replied mournfully.
"Za –"
"Don't even try it, Vegeta." Zarbon glared at him.
Vegeta looked at Nappa hopefully, his eyes glistening.
"For your prince?"
"Sorry, I'm broke." Nappa shrugged.
"Ah come on, Nappa! Don't give me all that. You must have loads of money, Frieza actually pays you!"
"Yeah, and all my wages goes on getting you outta trouble. Hey, and that's another thing!" Nappa looked at Zarbon. "If I have to be this kid's nanny, the least your boyfriend could do is pay me extra for it!"
"He is not my boyfriend!" Zarbon yelled, his face reddening.
"Alright then." Nappa smirked. "Girlfriend." Raditz started to laugh; Vegeta smirked.
"Shut up!" Zarbon shouted. He looked at Vegeta. "Vegeta, Lord Frieza's office now!" He walked away, still blushing a little.
"Later, kids." Vegeta smirked at the remaining saiyans. "I've got a date with Lord Frieza." Raditz laughed.
"Yeah, I bet you have!" he exclaimed.
"Well if Zarbon ain't taking him, I'm certainly not letting him go to waste!" Vegeta laughed.
"Ha ha! Go on, then." Raditz smirked. "Don't keep the man waiting. Well, woman if you like." Nappa smirked.
"What, you kidding me?" he sniggered. "There's nothing more manly than pink skin and rosy cheeks!"
"Too right, my friend." Vegeta leaned forward a little and gave a flirtatious feminine wave, speaking in a high-pitched girly voice. "Ta-Ta, boys!" he cooed, and left the room.
"Finally!" Frieza sighed as Vegeta entered his office. "Where were you!"
"I just got back from my mission, Sir." Vegeta replied.
"Yeah, right!" Frieza snapped. "Vegeta, we both know you didn't go on that mission. Vegeta, this is your final warning! I'm sick of this!"
"Yes, Sir…" Vegeta mumbled guiltily, lowering his eyes.
"I'm warning you! This is your last chance! Got it?"
"Yes, Lord Frieza…"
"Good." Frieza folded his arms. "Now go and purge that planet like I asked you to five hours ago!"
"Yes, Sir." Vegeta hung his head in sorrow. He reluctantly headed for the door, suddenly stopping just a few inches away from it. "Lord Frieza?" he piped up, turning around to face him.
"What do you want?" Vegeta smiled.
"Could you lend us a tenner?"
