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Snake in the Box
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Smashville had many places to visit, with banks and shops all around. But what you won't see is your ordinary everyday fast-food places.
"Do you want fries with that Shake?" Snake asked. Samus just ordered a chocolate shake from this new restaurant on the street. She crossed her arms.
"No." she said flatly, and Snake just frowned and opened the cash register.
This was Snake in the box, where the slogan is: 'Just a Box of goodness'
And there Snake stood in full Camouflage with a black apron and baseball cap with the words 'Snake in the box' printed on them.
Roy walked in the door soon after Samus walked out of it. Snake moaned.
"Comon, Roy, You've been cut, move back to Elibe and leave us alone…"
Roy ignored him and continued his glance on the menu.
"I'll have one Snake burger, three onion rings, two grenade salads, and one vanilla shake." He said with a bright smile. Snake growled and pushed the buttons on the cash register. Roy smiled widely, it almost began to creep Snake out.
"It'll be a minute. Go sit down and I'll call you…" Snake told Roy who listened and began heading for a booth near the window.
Donkey Kong crept up behind Snake.
"Um, Snake man, the microwave is like, broken dude…" he said.
"Then fix it."
"Uh, like, Colonel thought it was an evil robot and, like, blew it up so narly man"
Snake slapped his forehead.
"Colonel…" he moaned.
Colonel stepped out of the kitchen.
"It growled at me! What was I supposed to do?" he said in defense.
"Whatever, we'll just need to hire someone that can use a flame to cook…" Snake stated.
Just then, Daisy walked in the door.
"Hey, can you cook?" Snake asked her.
"I'm not looking for a job. You smashers need jobs but I don't." Snake frowned.
"Then order already and GET OUT."
"I want a Snake burger."
"Microwave's broken."
"Eww, you guys use microwaves?"
"Yes."
With that Daisy decided to turn around and go to Wendy's instead.
Snake groaned again.
"Someone fix the microwave."
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Why did I apply for this? Snake thought to himself.
It was three hours since the microwave broke, Roy even still sat at his booth, waiting.
Someone new walked into the door now, Snake couldn't recognize him.
The man was wearing a suit and his hair was styled in a strange way.
"Can I help you?" Snake asked.
The strange man stared at the menu, his jaw dropped open.
"OBJECTION!" The man yelled, pointing a finger in Snake's face. Snake didn't even flinch.
"…is there a problem?" he asked dully.
"Yes, 10 for a snake burger?! That's outrageous."
"So."
"SO, people don't want to waste their money here."
"So, do you want to buy something or are you going to harass me to no end?"
The oddly styled-haired man crossed his arms and sighed.
"One Snake Sandwich." He said, "Here's five bucks."
Snake took the money and threw it in the register as he walked into the back of the kitchen. He found Mei Ling serving Sonic some food out the Drive-through window.
"Mei Ling, who is that guy?" Snake asked, pointing to the man he had just served.
Mei Ling looked around the corner to see him.
"Oh, that's Phoenix Wright, he's an attorney." She stated.
Snake stared. Great, now he'll sue me if the food sucks…
"Snake?" Snake shook his thoughts.
"Yes?"
"There's a line building up over there, maybe you should go back."
"DK can handle it."
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"We don't serve 'Whoppers' here, dude. We have 'Snake burgers'." DK told Ike.
"Is that made from snake meat?" Ike asked.
"Pssh, Yeah dude, like, why else do you think there called 'Snake burgers'?"
"I want a whopper."
"We don't, like, serve those here." Ike leapt up on the counter and grabbed DK's tie.
"Look here, monkey! I fight for my friends and you'll get no sympathy from me if you don't give me a freaking whopper!"
DK stared then pushed a button on the register.
"One Snake burger." He said. Ike slapped his forehead.
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Three MORE hours later…
Snake had hired Charizard to flame broil the food now, it was working quite well until the dragon pokemon needed a break.
"Thanks, Charizard." Said Snake, it was nearing closing time now and most of the customers had left.
"How much did we make?" Snake asked a Money counting Mei Ling.
"…Around two thousand." She replied with a smile. Snake grinned, he could bring it home and shove it in Peach's face. Kirby walked in the door.
"I'll have a Snake burger."
DK looked at him.
"Dude, we are like, closed." He said.
"But I'm hungryyyyy…" Kirby whined, opening his mouth wide Accidently sucking the gigantic pile of money in Mei's hand. Kirby belched.
"…Oops?"
Snake pulled out his bazooka.
"Kirby?" He started darkly.
"Y-yeah?"
"DIE!"
He blasted his canon at Kirby, sending the puffball flying back to the mansion with a scream.
Mei Ling and the Colonel stared.
"Time to build a place that sells fried chicken with a colonel as the mascot…" Mei Ling stated sadly.
"YAY!" the colonel yelled happily. Snake sighed.
"Why do I even bother?"
A/N: YAY I updated! XD next one will take just as long, hang in there! Don't Forget to Review!!
