Hey guys! Sorry for not updating, it's just that, I need.....inspiration? Aack! I need suggestions damn it! SUGGESTIONS! :)) *sigh* anyways, this is chapter 6....enjoy? *sigh*...SUGGESTIONS!
On the other hand, I've been sick for like 2 days. UGH. A(H1N1)? or is it the SWINE FLU? None of the above! Just a stupid fever. Anyways, this stupid fever made me miss the club orientation at school....huhuhuhu. :( Root for me! Softball club! And, to top it all, our internet broke again. Yes, it BROKE. Haha. Stupid PLDT. *Sigh*
*I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT*......why do I keep on sighing?
Alice's POV
Bella was smart to not think about her "secret" shoe collection while I was around. She had at least 20 pairs of high heels! Her mother, Renee, must have bought her these, I mean, come on! Who wouldn't buy Bella shoes? Bella looks like the perfect barbie doll that you could dress up. Hmmm...Edward on the other hand, looked adorably cute! I dressed him up in this bunny costume...soooooo cute! I tried dressing Bella up into this Mrs. Bunny outfit, she almost had the same body as Rosalie! I realized that even when I'm not talking, just thinking to myself, I still shout. I wonder why people find me so annoying?! Aaaaargh!!! I REALLY HAVE TO SHOW BELLA HOW TO DRESS UP! I wonder what Jasper's doing......I have to make arrangements for Bella's wedding too.......I should really give Bella fashion classes and a credit card, surely Carlisle won't mind. Alright! I'll make a mental list on what to teach Bella! It's gonna be so much fun!
5 Things to teach Bella:
by Mary Alice Brandon Cullen...hee hee.
1) Fashion
2) Accepting Gifts
3)Fashion
4) Walking on a flat surface without falling
5) FASHION!
If only Bella would see herself clearly, I mentally sighed as I noticed that Bella and Edward were sneaking out of the room.
"She must've had a vision." Bella whispered
"Bella. Edward. STAY!" I commanded
Bella was startled and obeyed me like I was her mother and she was the kid who stole the cookies. I could get used to this.
Bella's POV
How could someone,.........so innocent-looking,.........so tiny,............. so angelic-faced be so....EVIL? Alice and evil just don't mix. But after the hell I experienced, I realized that Alice and evil were perfect for each other. I regret bringing those darn shoes. I should've just let them rot in Phoenix. Oh yeah, just remembered something,
"Hey Alice,"
"Hm?"
"How did you get me out of the classroom when Mike cut his arm?"
"Oh that, You see, while Carlisle was checking the website out it was actually a site runned by Jane and Alec." Right. Vampires make websites for fun.
"And?"
"They had this other potion on how to NOT smell human blood" (AN: No they didn't, I just made that up :]] )
"And it worked?"
"Obviously."
"Wouldn't that website expose them?"
"No, cause the site looks like it's for witchcraft or magic." and not for Vampires, I continued in my mind.
I noticed something.....someone.
"Hey Alice, "
"What now?" she said, irritated, she was checking out more of my shoes.
"Where's Edward?"
"Wait" she tried to look for him using her visions. "He's out at the back.....he's hurt!"
Edward. Was. HURT?! first time I heard that.
Edward's POV
Alice's head was filled with evil. Pure evil. I kept thinking malicious thoughts about Alice. How could someone so tiny be so annoying? Sure, she could see the future, yeah, that's helpful. Don't call me a pessimist but Alice seeing the future is the only positive thing that comes into my mind when I hear her name, or see her. All day long I had to listen to her thoughts: Shopping, shopping, Jasper, Shopping, Bella's wardrobe, and SHOPPING. I'm gonna ask Carlisle to take away her credit cards. I should also tell Jasper to keep her busy, like make her feel guilty that she isn't spending too much time with him. The conversation I had with me and myself ended when I found myself in Bella's backyard....hmmmm.....
Flashback
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"Hey Alice," Bella started
"Hm?" Perfect. Alice was irritated. Great chance to escape.
"How did you get me out of the classroom when Mike cut his arm?"
I'm outta here. I walked down the stairs looking for the door to Bella's backyard. It was open.
End of flashback
That's when I started to think about Alice the devil. It was very dark, and unlike cats, I can't see well, (AN: Look guys, I don't really know or care if dogs could see in the dark) so I just sniffed around for a tree. I found myself on the ground whimpering, I tripped on a branch! Being a dog is just so, so..........different from being a vampire, THIS SUCKS. Damn it, my stupid paw! I REALLY WANNA KILL EMMET NOW.
"Edward?!"
"He's here, Bella." Alice said while carrying me aftwer running to me with vampire speed. I miss the speed too. Carlisle should have found an antidote to this already, I mean, 2 days of being a dirty animal? Wait. Dirty. Wounded. Disinfectant. Water. Washing......BATH.
Bella's POV
"Awww. Edward's got a boo-boo!" Alice said before receiving a growl from Edward. Edward smells like blood...UGH.
"Alice?" It sounded like I was drunk. Then, the next thing I know, everything went black. It's been 2 days since Edward's been a dog. I miss Edward already. I might never be able to kiss him again! Gah. My Adonis. My own sparkling statue. My own pair of cold arms that claim I'm theirs. My own field of messy bronze hair....and most of all....My own stupid shiny Volvo owner. No more "Hello, Love." "Be rational, Bella." "He called you pretty, that's an insult. You're much more beautiful than that."..........."I love you." I knew my life was too perfect, and I knew that the perfection wouldn't last long. Okay, I'm sounding like I'm dying. Geez, Bella, you just passed out. I have to be more optimistic. Think positive. Think positive. Not thinking positive is like insulting Carlisle. I bet that he's been having a hard time with work and with looking for an antidote. Poor Esme. Alice is having fun. Jasper wouldn't stand having me around for long now that I realized how much I missed Edward. Emmet would get death glares and he would just laugh it off. Rosalie, is....well, Rosalie. I really hope Carlisle finds an antidote soon. "Don't worry Charlie, she just passed out. Since Edward isn't around to play with me......" Alice trailed off. "Oh sure, Alice, darling. Bella can stay over there for the weekend. Are you sure you can carry her? It's just that Bella's not as light as those shopping bags of yours....and, um, er......When's your brother coming back?" Wait. Why would Alice carry me infront of Charlie? Is she letting him in on the secret too? I knew my questions weren't answered 'cause everything sounded all blurry and now, I was in Edward's room. I didn't care what time it was. What was I wearing? Edward's white button-up shirt and a pair of shorts. The shorts must be from Alice. How'd I know? It was silk. Pink silk. So here I am. Walking out of my fiance's room. In my fiance's shirt. In my fiance's house. And my dad thinks that me and my fiance's sister painted our toe nails and did each others hair the whole freaking' night. A great thought to start a great Saturday morning right? I suddenly felt strong cold arms around my waist as I heard a cool breath whisper,
"Good morning, love." I had to be dreaming. Edward? back to normal? So fast. I turned around and got his face in my hands.
"Hmmmm. I must be dreaming. Your hair isn't that bronze anymore," I felt myself frown "My imagination must be slow on Saturdays." Imaginary Edward sighed and said "You aren't dreaming Bella," Cool. Imaginary Edward knows my name. "When I got wounded last night, Carlisle had found the antidote and injected it into my arm....well....paw, actually." He became a little stiff, remembering those puppy memories. "Like I said, I wasn't dreaming. I knew it from the start anyways, just playing with you." I really had no idea.
"What happened?"
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Okay, I really didn't want to end it here....I just wanted to post this so that you'll know that I didn't give up on you guys ;)...Review.
