The Adventures of Eve CH. 7: PAIN
SUBJECT-XVI: Yo peeps! I am back and ready to kick some serious ass!
Eve: Oh greeeeeat! He's been at the, wanna be gangster white boy shows… again!
Raxs: I seriously do not get what he sees in those things…
SUBJECT-XVI: hey! Don't be dissing my show bother. You don't mess with family eh! (And I do apologize in advance if this insults anyone. This is merely for comedic sport).
Eve: anyway before this crap gets any worse… let's do the disclaimer…
Raxs/Eve: SUBJECT-XVI DOES NOT OWN ANYTHING WE REPEAT ANYTHING PRETAINING TO POKEMON AND/OR POKEGIRL! GOT IT MEMORIZED?
This story is about an Eevee and her Ralts friend as they encounter enemies and friends along their journey to find the mysterious matters surrounding Eve (the Eevee).
(STORY START 1st Person Eve's POV)
"Fucking Hell!" I screamed as I fought off another Golbutt and a Doggirl while Raxs was busy dealing with a pair of Bimbos. Great! Thing we're definitely not going our way. In fact they seriously couldn't get worse!
It was pouring rain and fierce wind kept trying to throw Raxs and me around in the air! The Trauma grunts were not making it any easier either! They kept throwing out their Pokégirls at us! They knew that we could really kill them without fear of starting another war! And by the time that we finished with one group they'd have more and more! WTF! We really can't catch a break can we!?
Thing went like that for at least an hour maybe more… I was so tired… it felt like I had a Charrizard sitting on my back… but I had to keep fighting I couldn't give up… it all happened so fast…
One moment Raxs and me are kicking ass next we're hanging off the edge of the cliff. With me being the only thing keeping us from a watery grave.
"Well! Well! Well! Look at what we have here girls!" laughed one of the Tamers. "To screwed fucks!" Oh great they're brain dead too!
"Raxs? You okay back there!?" I asked through our physic-link
"I will be as soon as I not HANGING OVER THE SIDE OF A FUCKING CLIFF!" he shouted angrily.
"Okay! Okay! Don't get you tail in a knot!" I told him as I started to swing us back and forth. "Hang on tight! And for gods sake don't look down when I say now!"
"He-hey Gibes!" stutter one of the other idiots "Looks like them up something!"
"What they gonna do?" asked the leader now identified as Gibes. "Them be trapped like rats in 'o barrel" yeah right fuck head!
I swung us faster and faster until felt that we were going the right speed. Then I release my around the root I snagged in my teeth. "NOW!"
We flipped through the air a few times before landing behind the fuckets and then knocked the ignorant bastards off the cliff.
It happened so fast. One second I'm cheering with Raxs. Next I'm watching him fly off the cliff a fireball firmly imbedded in his chest.
I couldn't do anything accept watch him go and splash down into the water.
"RAXS!" I screamed after him. I was breaking inside I could feel it. I was breaking outside… I could feel that to. Only one word was forged into my mind
REVENGE
(NO POV 3RD PERSON)
The team trauma grunts moved towards the downed Eevee intent on capturing it. Their leader moving in first with his Charamanda having just sent the Ralts flying he was not willing to risk the Eevee too. But before he could command his Pokégirl to attack. Cracks flooded with light started to appear on the Eevee then evolution Pokéitems started to circle it. It appeared to be every single item that could affect an Eevee as well as a couple that couldn't. With a brilliant flash the glowing items converged on the Eevee. And in its place now stood an extremely pissed of Pokémon. One the likes of witch have never been seen!
(STORY END)
SUBJECT-XVI: AND THAT'S THE END! GOODBYE GOOD LUCK! MARRY X-MASS! AND REVIEW!
