A/N: Yay, I had a snow day today so I decided to type. Yay. Please review.

Disclaimer: 'Hey hey you you I don't own ghost hunt! No way no way I don't own it fo so.' I also don't own 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne


12 Days of Ghost Hunting

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me; seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying, five golden rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a Partridge in a pear tree.

Mai: What's with the 'a's, huh?

Ayako: What do you mean?

Mai: 'Seven swans A swimming, six geese A laying'?

Bf: (slaps forehead) Oh my gosh! Let it go Mai. It's just the lyrics!

Mai: Humph. Whatever.

Naru: Swans a swimming. Is the 'a' necessary?

Bf: (dangerously) Naru.

Mai: Exactly! The 'a' is absolutely unnecessary and completely stupid!

Bf: Fine! Idc!

Ayako: Ik. Tis.

Bf: Durr!

Mai: Not this again!

Bou-san: I have adopted their language. They're saying, 'I don't care!' 'I know. This is stupid.' 'Durr!'

Bf and Ayako: Hey!!

Bou-san: (innocently) What?

John: Ok, let's settle down here.

Naru: Yes, I don't need my office bloodied.

Bf: One problem with that buddy! THIS IS MY OFFICE!!!

Naru: (coldly) I. Don't. Care.

Bf: (timidly) Um... just so that you know. It is my office though. Erm... soooo those nasty little 'a's...?

Mai: AUGH!! Evil little buggers! GO DIE!! (picks up a random paper with an 'a' on it and put through shredder.)

Bf: Rotfl!

Naru: -.-' Time to go back to the mental hospital...

Ayako: O.O ooooooookkkkkkkkk...

Bou-san: . Hahahahaha, Mai you are so funny!

John: o.0 Did she just... that was my... term paper... (whisper) noooo!

Masako: (angry) Why am I just turning up now?

Bf: 'Cause I kinda... sorta... well, you see I... (ahem) I uh... (whispers) sorta kinda forgot about you.

Masako: (fumes silently, then sees Mai shredding more paper with 'a's on it and becomes confused)

Masako: What the h is she doing?

John: (gasp) Masako! How could you? I thought we had something special?! (sobs)

Masako: Ok, who gave John alcohol and/or drugs? (glared pointedly at Bou-san)

Bou-san: He took it of his own free will!

Masako, Mai, Naru, Ayako, and Bf: (raise eyebrow)

Bou-san: (mumble) Of course he thought it was juice. But it was yummy juice! He said so!

Bf: (shouts detective like) Probably 'cause he was already under the influence!

Masako: (cautiously approaches a sobbing John) John? What is so wrong? Are you ok?

John: (turns chibi and turns to look at Masako with puppy eyes filled with tears) Ma-Masako? Mai put my term paper in the shredder.

Mai: (defensively) Hey, it had 'a's on it.

Masako: (raises eyebrow) I think I missed something.

Bf: Yeah, you did. Just scroll up and read.

Masako: (rolling on the floor laughing with tears streaming after reading the previous conversation)

Bf: o.0 You ok?

Masako: (hic!) Yea... that (hic) was funny. (hic)

Bf: H-(hic)-a! Darn, you (hic) gave me the hic-(hic)-ups too!

Masako: Ha-(hic)-ha! We're the (hic) hiccupping brigade! (hic)

Bf: Lo-(hic)-l. So tr-(hic)-ue. We are (hic) such losers.

Masako: Yeah... hey! I'm cured! You're the only loser here!

Bf: Darn it. I wish (hic) these darn things will go away (hic) eventually. (sigh (hic))

Mai: Haha. You are a swan swimming.

Bf: (sneer) It's a swan A swimming! (hic)

Mai: (goes into a quiet rage muttering something about 'a's and evil.)

Bf: Neopets is so fun!

Everyone: o­.0

Bf: Don't tell me you have never heard of Neopets?!

Masako: Oh, I'm sure that they have of Neopets. (stares at Mai)

Bf:????

Mai: (ashamed) I crashed the SPR computers playing Neopets. I said sorry.

Bf: Nice. Hey, my hiccups are gone!! Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mai: YAY!!!!!!!!!

Bf:?????

Mai: What? Can't I be happy for you?

Bf: I suppose. (mutters) You changed the subject smoothly. Plus ten points. (wink)

Mai: (mutters back) Thanks for going along with it.

Bf: Yeah! My neopet just found 150 neopoints! Go you, oh wait... go me!

Mai: Thanks for changing the subject back!

Bf: Hey I didn't say a thing about you or the SPR computers.

Mai: (shouts to the ceiling) Darn you swans a swimming!!!

Bf: Uh... calm down... ok, let's wrap this up!

John: Pretty birdies... tee hee.

Masako: He did not just go 'tee hee'. (shouts) Tell me it's not true!

Bf: -.-' Ok... Merry Christmas!


A/N: I need new guests!!