Chapter Seven

Italy: Ve~? Kei, Ramen. Where is Imoto?

Kei: *Shrugging* I don't really know... *Looks at Ramen* Have you seen her?

Ramen: No, normally she's the first one here.

-Yelling is heard down the hall, and Germany shortly walks in with Imoto over his shoulder, who is punching his back, to no avail.-

Imoto: Put me down! Put me down!

-Kei and Ramen smirk then nod, Germany smiles.-

Germany: Vhatever you say. *Drops Imoto* There.

-Imoto lands with a thud, and glares up at Germany.-

Imoto: Why you are my favorite, I'll never know... Oww... We have a guest today, and Neenee will be joining for a bit. Everyone, you remember RedWolf95 correct?

England: *Grumbling* How could I forget someone who made me dress like a girl...?

America: *With a smirk* You still liked what happened afterword...

-England's face goes a deep red, as Imoto looks past Germany seeing RedWolf95, moving out of the way.-

Imoto: *Yelling to RedWolf95* Why don't you come on in! Isn't there something you wanted to do?

-Imoto smirks and backs away from Germany more, who looked confused, then is shocked when he is glomped from behind, and falls forward. Everyone besides Italy laughs.-

Italy: Doitsu! Are you okay?

-Kei, Ramen, and Imoto pull RedWolf95 off of Germany, and he nods as he sits up.-

Germany: Yes Italy, I'm fine. Omff!

-Italy tackles Germany with a kiss, no one moves, to shocked to even process what just happened. RedWolf95 pouts slightly.-

Imoto: Oh yeah, aren't you a GerMano fan?

-RedWolf95 nods, then looks at Imoto with an evil smile.-

Imoto: Oh I so do NOT like that...

RedWolf95: Since your dare is the longest, it should be done first...

Kei: You have a dare Imoto?

Imoto: *Shaking head furiously* N-no! *Hiding dare cards behind back*

-Kei and Ramen look at each other and smirk, then look at RedWolf95.-

RedWolf95: She has to be locked in a closet with her hands and feet tied...

Imoto: Don't finish it!

RedWolf95: *With an evil smile* With France!

Imoto: Gaaah! *Looks over at France who smirks* Oh hell no! You will get much worse than just a broken nose!

Kei: Hey Russia...

Russia: *Looking away from Prussia* Da?

Kei: Don't you and Imoto have an agreement if anyone tries to back out on a dare?

Russia: *Confused* Da? So?

Ramen: Imoto is trying to back out...

Imoto:... I hate you all... *flinches as Russia leans down to pick up his pipe* I'll so the damn dare! *Muttering* Not even fair... I have to miss ALL the other dares... They were good ones to...

RedWolf95: Germany, would you tie her up?

Germany: Ja. Von't be to much of a problem, if Italy vould move for a moment...

Kei & Ramen: Oh Italy... *They smirk as he looks over* The British are coming!

-Italy screams and runs from the room, England pouts and Germany sighs.-

Germany: He's not going to come back now...

RedWolf95: If he's the jealous type he will... *Evil laugh inserted here* Trust me.

-Germany ties up Imoto, who is grumbling and glaring at RedWolf95.-

Imoto: Remind me why I asked you for dares?

RedWolf95: Cause I'm awesome, and you needed my dares. *:3*

Imoto: *Gloom cloud* Oh yeah... *Looking at Germany* I should warn you. Tell Italy your sorry now, it may help later... Cause it's not going to be him hanging all over you today.

RedWolf95: France, take her and go before she spills everything!

Kei: Pay back!

Imoto: That wasn't my dare! It was Austria! Remember!

-France closes and locks the door behind him as he drags and struggling Imoto a closet under a flight of stairs in the hall. Ramen looks around.-

Ramen: Where is Austria anyway?

Kei: *Evil smirk* I don't think he'll be back this chapter... Or possibly even the next...

Ramen: *0.0!* Um... O-okay? *Picking up Imoto's dare cards* Ok... Anyway, let's see what's next? Um, lets do the, Romano having to compliment everyone at least once... Including RedWolf95.

Romano: I have to fucking do what?

Spain: Compliment everyone Lovi~!

Kei: Oh THIS should be good! Come on Romano, we're all waiting, I think you should start with Germany, since you hate him so much.

Romano: Ugh... Um... Germany, you're um, trustworthy?

Germany: *Nods to Romano to say he heard him* Sorry, but I need to go find your brother.

RedWolf95: *Disappointed* That's the best you could come up with? Grrr..

Romano: To make you happy... RedWolf95, you give some really fucking awesome and hilarious dares.

-RedWolf95 does a little happy dance, forgetting about previous frustrations.-

Romano: Um... Since he's not here, to Feliciano, he's better than me at everything art related.

-Italy peeks head in the door smiling.-

Romano: Dammit! You weren't supposed to fucking hear me! You bastard!

Spain: Lovi~! Calm down and finish the dare, there's not to many here today.

Romano: *sigh* Fine... Umm, Prussia, though you say it all the time, you are pretty fucking awesome.

Prussia: *Grinning* Oh hell yes!

Romano: Russia... Um... Umm... Ummm... You're good at keeping people in check...?

RedWolf95: I think that's the best anyone could come up with. You should do Kei and Ramen now!

Ramen: Oh this should really be funny!

Romano: Shut the fuck up bitch!

Kei: Oh that was a GREAT compliment!

Spain: Hey! Stop baiting him! He's trying his hardest and actually being truthful! So give Lovi a break! *Wrapping his arms around Romano*

-Hungary goes to snap a picture, but RedWolf95 takes it.-

RedWolf95: That reminds me... I have a dare for you Hungary and Japan this goes to you too, no camera's or yaoi.

Hungary & Japan: What?

Ramen: B-bu-but! They give us copies!
RedWolf95: *Shrugging* I never said you couldn't have a camera.

Ramen: *0.0!* Hell yeah! *Snaps pictures*

Romano: Um Kei, you're, good at keeping people on task and Ramen, the way you bicker with your sister is pretty funny.

-Ramen and Kei look at each other, then at Romano.-

Kei & Ramen: Are those really considered compliments?

RedWolf95: Eh, I think they work.

Romano: China, uh, you're good at drawing? (Reference to one of the episodes. When China draws himself on the chalkboard, and they other Allies are like 'China! You're a chick?)

China: Thank you, aru?

Romano: Japan, you always seem to know what to say.

-Japan just looked at him an bowed his head, letting Romano know he heard him, while he sulks about not being able to have yaoi.-

Romano: Hungary, you're a good cook. America, you don't let things get to your head. England, you are intelligent. Is that everyone?

Prussia: Afraid not. France, Canada, Spain, and Imoto still. Though the Awesome of me is pretty content.

Romano: Shit... Well um Canada, you're always friendly, even if someone forgets you or mistakes you for America. France... I don't know if there is anything good to say about him...

Kei: There isn't...

Romano: Well... He's truthful isn't it? I guess that's the only thing... (IDK if that's true, I just could NOT for the life of me, think of a compliment for France! .)

RedWolf95: Only two more Romano, come on, you can do it.

Romano: Um... Imoto is a good host, but I still hate her.

Prussia: You hate everyone thought.

Spain: Now what about me Lovi~?

Romano: *While his face turns a deep shade of red* You uh... Um... *gulp* You're... Dammit... It shouldn't be this fucking hard to say!

Spain: *Starting to pout* Lovi...

Romano: Gah! Fucking tomato bastard! With that damn fucking pout! Fine! You're fucking hot! *He quickly clamps his hands over his mouth, going a deeper shade of red when he realized what he said*

Spain: *A grin spreading on his face* Lovi~! *Wrapping his arms around the Italian's waist* I didn't know you thought that!

Romano: I-I! Y-you! Gaaah! Let me go you damn tomato bastard! Let me gooooo! CHIIIGII!

Spain: Aww! Lovi~! You look like a tomato right now! You're so cute!

Ramen: Hungary, do you want copies? *Snapping pictures*

Hungary: YES!

RedWolf95: Kei, can I look at the dares, I've forgotten what I even requested.

Kei: Yeah, we should do the songs last, because that's always a fun way to end the game. Plus hopefully by then we can let Imoto and France out and she can have a good laugh. I wonder how their doing anyway.

-The room goes silent when Imoto's voice is heard yelling.-

Imoto: You fucking touch me there one more time! I will murder your ass you damn fucking FROG!

France: Ohohohoho~! But your face is all red, non? So you must like it, oui?

-There was a short pause then a scream.-

Kei, Ramen, & RedWolf95: *0.0!*

-Germany and Italy walked in, skin paler, and eyes wide.-

Germany: That vas not something ve vanted to hear...

Ramen: Who wants to bet, that when she gets out of that closet, she's either going to one: Kill France. Cause I wouldn't put that past her. Two: Kill RedWolf95. Wouldn't put that past her either. Or three: Kill both of them.

RedWolf95: She can't kill me, I'm the only one that gives her truths/dares! (Sadly, this is a true fact... Minus the first reviewer I had.)

-Silence fell upon the room as Imoto screams again.-

Imoto: Get the fuck away from me! RAAAAAAPE!

Germany: Should, ve help her?

RedWolf95: If you try to help her, we lock you in a closet, hand and feet tied, with a gag, and Russia is locked in there with you.

-The German's eyes got wide.-

Germany: Never mind then...

Russia: She only has three more hours, da?

-Everyone stares at him shocked.-

Romano: Has it really been two fucking hours already?

Prussia: It can't have been... Time doesn't fly that fast...

Italy: Ve~? I don't know, Lovino did take a while with those compliments...

Spain: Si, but he couldn't have taken that long, amigo...

Ramen & Kei: It's not possible that it's been two hours.

RedWolf95: *Shrugging* Don't you have a clock around here?

China: Imoto is the only one that has a watch, aru. There are no clocks in this whole building, aru...

RedWolf95: Anyone got a cell phone on them?

-Kei and Ramen check their phones, then sigh.-

Ramen: Russia, you're a damn liar, it's only been an hour.

Russia: Oh... Oops.

RedWolf95: Anyway... Now that we have both of the Italy's are here... Um Italy, Romano, you have to act like each other.

Germany: So that's was Imoto was talking about...

Italy: Ve~? What do you mean Doitsu?

Romano: And I thought I was the fucking dumb one. You have to act like me, and I have to act like you, meaning you have to be stuck with the tomato bastard, and I'm stuck with the damn potato bastard!

RedWolf95: Exactly!

Italy: Ve~! What? No! *Grabbing onto Germany's arm*

-Russia went to grab his pipe, but Germany blocked the Russian from Italy as he stood.-

Germany: Don't touch him! Just, let me talk to him. *Turning to Italy* Look, I don't like this idea either, but you have to do the dare, remember the agreement between Russia und Imoto.

Italy:Ve...

Spain: Aww come on amigo, it's not like you don't know me, I don't like this idea either, and I'm sure Germany and Lovi don't, but I'm more afraid of one of you two getting smacked with pipe smacking happy Russia over there.

Russia: I can hear you, da?

Spain: Sorry man, it's the truth.

Romano:Let's get this over with dammit.

RedWolf95: Oh and Romano, since you're acting like North Italy, no cursing.

Romano: Great...

-North Italy and Romano hesitantly switch sides of the room Romano sitting in a chair next to Germany, and North Italy by Spain.-

Kei: Well, this is going to be awkward. Oh hey! America, you must revert to being a hippy!

America: Dude really? That's so not cool!

Ramen: Not groovy.

America: Oh shut up!

England: Are you going to start a bloody fight with a teenager?

Ramen: At least I'm not an old man with a stick up my ass.

Kei: Correction. With America's stick up your ass.

-Spain and Prussia cover their mouths trying not to crack up laughing.-

England: I hate you two...

Ramen & Kei: And we hate you right back.

RedWolf95: Ok... America! Do the damn dare! I think it'd be rather funny.

Ramen: Yeah America, we wanna know what the country was like before we were born.

America: *Grumbling* Fine... Whatever... Do I have to wear the clothes too?

RedWolf95, Ramen, & Kei: YES!

America: Fine...
England: Hey, I had to dress like a bloody girl!

America: But that was hot...

RedWolf95: As a UK citizen, I ask you to help us talk him into this.

England: *Sigh* America... If you do this without complaining, I'll do whatever you want for the rest of the day.

America: Okay!

-RedWolf95 hands him some clothes and he runs out, Ramen and Kei smirk.-

Kei: So you can keep that promise to him, let's get your dare done with. What is with this dare anyway? It's so random and strange! Spain, you, have to stroke England's eyebrows?

(Seriously?What the heck? This is probably the strangest dare I've ever heard! I honestly have no idea what to think of this dare. XD)

England & Spain: What? That's ridiculous!

RedWolf95: *Shrugs*

Ramen: Yeah... None of us know what to think...

Spain: Okay then... *Looking at England who shrugs, looking just as confused*

England: I've figured their just trying to piss me off.

RedWolf95: Sure, let's go with that!

England: Is this the only dare I'm in?

-Germany looks over Kei's shoulder, then laughs and shakes his head.-

Germany: No, you still have two more after this, I think America is going to vant to vait vhen he hears about vhat you have to do! *Laughing*

-Curious, Romano looks at the cards too, Kei showing him, he also starts laughing.-

Romano: Oh that's going to be priceless! Ramen you better get pictures!

Ramen: *Confused* Okay?

-Kei shows Ramen the cards and Ramen busts up.-

Ramen: Oh I am SO getting pictures!

England: Should I be scared?

RedWolf95: Very. As should Prussia and Denmark, but... Denmark's not here yet so... Yeah we'll do that one next, then we'll have to let France out for a bit so he can do his two dares. Ummm how long has it been?

-Ramen looks at her phone.-

Ramen: Ummm, two and a half hours... It's been strangely quiet from that closet. Should we check on them?

-RedWolf95 walks to the door to the hall.-

RedWolf95: Imoto, are you still alive?

Imoto: Yeah! I'm not so sure about France though... *Evil laugh*

Kei: He has dares and crap!

Imoto: Oops. I tried to tell him to knock it off! Eh wouldn't listen, so I kicked him.

Germany: But I tied your feet...?

Imoto: Yeah, well, you didn't tie them well enough then. I think he's coming around actua- GAAH!

-A loud thud is heard, those by the door quickly move away.-

Ramen: Hey Kei, France may have been your first kiss (Reference to Kei's story) but I think he may be Imoto's first at a few things.

Kei: Neh, I don't think he'd even get the chance, I mean, she got her feet untied, that means her hands are probably free too, which means he's probably going to get strangled...

RedWolf95: Anyhow, back on track!

Spain: Oh yeah! I forgot.

-Spain stands and walked over to England, who is sitting with his arms crossed, grumbling to himself as Spain rubs his left eyebrow.-

Spain: Seriously, why did you let these get like caterpillars? (At least I can SPELL it right, now pronouncing it? THAT'S a different story! [I say calapitters])

England: Why I auta! *Tackles Spain to the ground, attempting to strangle him*

-Romano goes to attack England but Germany holds him back.-

Romano: Damn potato bastard! Let me go!

Italy: Ve~! Fratello you'll get hurt!

RedWolf95: Well, there went that dare... *sadness*

-Germany grabs England by the back of his shirt, then pulls him off Spain, who is laughing.-

Germany: That vasn't very mature, England. I thought you vere above that.

England: But he! *Shuts up when he sees the look Germany is giving him* Never mind...

-America suddenly walks back in, wearing bell bottom jeans, a long sleeved loose tye-dye shirt, a peace sign necklace, and the glasses he has on are blue. England stops trying to get out of Germany's grasp and stares at him, jaw slightly slack.-

America: It's been a while since I dress like this, man.

Italy: Ve~? England, are you okay?

England: *Speechless*

Kei: Well since America is back, someone bring in Denmark!

-Prussia runs from the room, coming back quickly with Denmark, both of them seem rather shocked.-

Prussia: I really have no clue who is going to come out of that closet alive...

Ramen: *0.0* Okay then? Well now that we have the three of you. It's time for the Bad Bro Trio to sing and dance Single Ladies!

Prussia, Denmark, & England: *Utterly shocked* What?

RedWolf95: Don't forget the leotards and heels. *:3*

Prussia, Denmark, & England: Double what?

Kei: Yep, now, the three of you, go get changed!

-Ramen, Kei, and RedWolf95 shove the Bad Bro Trio into changing stalls, throwing them their outfits.-

America: This sounds groovy man.

Ramen: Okay, I think while their changing France should do his song dare, and let Imoto out for a bit too. I mean, three hours straight with him in a closet... She must be close to loosing her mind!

Germany: *Muttering* It's to late for that...

Kei: True! But Neenee also wants to see the Single Ladies dare, and Imoto is the only one with her number...

RedWolf95: *Crossing arms and pouting* Fine...

-Ramen and Kei rush to the closet, banging on the door.-

Kei: France, you have two song dares to do, so you have to let Imoto go, and Imoto, you get a short break, cause you have to get Neenee down here.

-France grumbles from inside the closet, but it soon opens, and he climbs out, glaring at Kei and Ramen.-

France: *Pouting* I finally got her pinned down too...

-Imoto quickly gets out of the closet, trembling, then looked at RedWolf95.-

Imoto: You LIED! I did see Harry Potter! (RedWolf95, I think you are the only one going to understand this since it was your dare, but I had to! I couldn't resist!)

Ramen & Kei: *0.0?*

RedWolf95: *-.-"* Damn, I thought he would stay away...

France: Since I had to leave ze damn closet where I was so close to getti-*Interruption via Imoto chucking a book at France's head*

Imoto: You damn fucking frog! You are such a perverted freak! If you so much as TRY to touch me again I will kill you!

Italy: Ve~! Romano, the way she talks reminds me of you!

Romano: Shut up asshole!

France: *With a perverted smirk* Ohohohoho~! Like I said before, ch re, you were blushing, non?

Imoto: It means I was fucking embarrassed you prick! I do recall screaming rape!

Kei: Enough! You two can settle things when you go back in the closet for the last two hours, for now, France, you have a song you have to sing to Canada.

France: Really? Why did you not say zis before?

Kei:*Facepalm*

France: What song?

RedWolf95: Oh L'amour, by Erasure.

France: I know that one!

-France sits by Canada as music starts playing, and France puts on his best sad face, which is pretty damn good.-

France:
Oh l'amour Oh l'amour Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do?

Oh l'amour Broke my heart Now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do?

-Canada blushes as France strokes his cheek lightly.-

Oh, love of my heart Why leave me alone?
I'm falling apart No good on my own

Oh l'amour Broke my heart And now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do?

Why throw it away?
Why walk out on me?
I just live for the day For the way it should be

There once was a time Had you here by my side You said I wasn't your kind Only here for the ride

Oh l'amour Broke my heart And now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do?

No emotional ties You don't remember my name I lay down and die I'm only to blame

Oh, love of my heart It's up to you now You tore me apart I hurt heard inside-out

Oh l'amour Broke my heart And now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do?

Oh l'amour Broke my heart Now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do (x2)

Oh l'amour Broke my heart Now I'm aching for you

Looking for you You were looking for me Always reaching for you You were to blind to see

Oh, love of my heart Why leave me alone?
I'm falling apart No good on my own

Oh l'amour Broke my heart And now I'm aching for you Mon amour What's a boy in love Supposed to do? (x2)

-As France finishes singing, he leans in and kisses Canada lightly on the lips.-

Ramen, Imoto, RedWolf95, and Hungary: Awwww!

Kei: Hey guys... The Bad Bro Trio are all dressed and ready to come out!

America: Groovy!

-Prussia, Denmark, and England walk out wearing black leotards, and black high heels, the three of them stare at the ground, faces red as cherries. Most of the others laugh, America (and France) stares at England wide eyed, and Russia is staring, jaw dropped, at Prussia.-

Prussia: This is completely UNAWESOME!

-Neenee runs in quickly, stopping only when she's beside Imoto.-

Neenee: I ran all the way here! *Sees the trio and faints*

Imoto: *Staring down at her* Well, that was a waste of my phones minutes...

RedWolf95: Don't forget you have to dance too!

-Music starts, the trio glance at each other nervously, then sigh and get ready.-

Prussia, Denmark, & England: All the single ladies (x6)

Now put your hands up Up in the club, we just broke up I'm doing my own little thing Decided to dip and now you wanna trip Cause another brother noticed me

I'm up on him, he up on me Don't pay him any attention Just cried my tears, for three good years Ya can't be mad at me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it oh, oh, oh,

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad when you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hips Got me tighter in my Dereon jeans Acting up, drink in my cup I can care less what you think

I need no permission, did I mention Don't pay him any attention Cause you have you turn and now you gonna learn What it really feels like to miss me

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad when you see that he want it If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh (x2)

Don't treat me to the things of the world I'm not the kind of girl Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

Here's a man that makes me then takes me And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond Pull me into your arms, say I'm the one you own If you don't, you'll be alone And like a ghost I'll be gone

All the single ladies (x6)
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh

Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad when you see that he want it If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it Oh, oh, oh (x2)

-As the music stops, the trio collapses on the ground, exhausted. England looks up at RedWolf95.-

England: Are we done now?

RedWolf95: Nope! You have another song to sing! With France, Canada, and America.

France: Ohohohoho~! What song zis time?

Imoto: *Stealing her cards back for a moment* We Are Family!

France, Canada, America, & England: But that's a lie!

Ramen: Sing!

Germany: Before they sing. Can Italy and Romano be done vith their dare? I'm tired of listening to this one sitting over here complaining!

Romano: Yeah? Well I'm tired of being next to this damn fucking potato bastard!

RedWolf95: Since you're the one who asked, Germany, sure, Italy, Romano, you can go back to being yourselves, cause... North Italy has been really quiet... It's starting to worry me.

Italy: Ve~! Well if I had to be like Romano I would have to curse a lot, but I don't like cursing, so I just stayed quiet!

-Romano walks back over to his seat next to Spain, but instead is pulled down onto Spain's lap, as Italy tackles Germany again.-

Germany: *Startled* Italy you rea- Mmff!*Cut off via Italy kissing him*

RedWolf95: *twitch twitch* Just start the damn song already!

-France pulls Canada to his feet with a smile, and America helps England stand, after he's taken off the heels.-

France, America, Canada, & England: *All trying not to laugh*

We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up everybody and sing (x2)

Everyone can see we're together As we walk on by And we fly just like birds of a feather I'm not telling no lie

All of the people around us to say Can we be that close Just let me state for the for the record We're giving love in a family dose, yeah

-The awkwardness between the four starts to melt away, and they all begin to dance, still trying not to laugh, and starting to fail at that.-

We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up everybody and sing (x2)

Living life is fun and we've just begun To get our share of the world's delights High hopes we have for the future And our goal's in sight No we don't get depressed Here's what we call our golden rule Have faith in you and the things you do You won't go wrong, oh no This is our family Jewel, yeah

We are family I got all my sisters with me We are family Get up everybody and sing (x4)

-The last few verses are sang while their busting up laughing, and still dancing wildly. When they finish singing the watching group cheers and laughs.-

Kei: *Laughing still* Now I hate to be a killjoy, and I am very sorry for Imoto but, France has one truth, then Imoto has to be retied up, and they have to go back in the closet for two more hours.

Imoto: Noooo!

Ramen: *Ignoring Imoto* Germany, can you start tying her back up? France, the truth is, do you wish England was yours? And, who is your favorite/least favorite person to molest?

France: *Looking over at England* If he would dress like that all the time, zen yes, and it's not molesting...

Imoto: Yes it is!

France: Ohohohoho~! Well my favorite would HAVE to be Canada, because he is just to cute~! *Wink at Canada who blushes* My least favorite would be Kei, because she almost broke my nose!

Kei: You deserved it!

England: Do America and I have truths? Cause I would really like to go...*Blushing*

America: Yeah, I agree with him man.

-No one pays attention as France throws Imoto over his shoulder, and carries her back to the closet.-

RedWolf95: Yeah you have two America, and one for you England. China we're going to need Hong Kong soon, could you go get him.

China: Of course, aru.

Kei: America, *Eyes get wide, and she hands the cards to Ramen* You ask!

Ramen: *Looks at cards and laughs* Okay! America is Florida as big as they,-Interruption via RedWolf95 *cough* England *cough*- *0.0?* say?

-England's blush grows darker, and America chuckles.-

America: It depends on what "they" say, man.

-Kei looks at England, who blushes more.-

Kei: Well England, wanna spill?

England: W-what!

Ramen & RedWolf95: NEXT!

RedWolf95: America, how long have you loved England?

America: *Cheeks going pink* Uh... Well... Um... A year or so...

-America puts his arms around England's waist, then pulls him down onto his lap as he sits down.-

Kei: Okay then. England, how long did you deny your feelings toward America?

England: *Blushing even more! (If that's possible!)* Well... Maybe... A year and a half...

America: *Smiling* Are we free to go, man?

-Kei, RedWolf95, and Ramen nod. America picks up England bridal style, then carries him out of the room without another word.-

Ramen: We all knew THAT was coming!

RedWolf95: Romano, you have a truth!

Romano: Fuck you!

Spain: Now now Lovi~ Be nice!

Romano: Shut the fuck up you damn tomato bastard! And would you fucking let me go already dammit?

Spain: No!

RedWolf95: Romano! Do you sometimes feel emotionally insecure and inadiquet since everyone seems to pay more attention to you brother... And everyone seems to like him more?

-Silence.- *Cricket cricket* -Everyone is looking at Romano, as he stares at RedWolf95.-

Romano: *Quietly* Sometimes...

Spain: Lovi~! *Hugging the Italian tighter* Te amo! Te amo!

Romano: *Face going red like... Like a tomato!* Shut up!

Spain: But it's the truth Lovi~!

-China walks back in with an emotionless Hong Kong following after, Ramen beckons for him to come over, whispering to him what his dare is. To use the most ridiculous chat up lines on Russia.- (Ok, so I asked Kei and she couldn't find a difference, so these are pick up lines she found, since we couldn't really find a difference between chat up lines and pick up lines... Yeah, I know, we fail.) -Hong Kong walks over then sits in the chair next to Russia, who has Prussia sitting on his lap.-

Hong Kong: *Still emotionless and noticeably talking to Russia* Do you have a map? Cause I seem to be lost in your eyes...

Russia: *Looks at Prussia confused, who just shrugs*

Hong Kong: Was that the sun? Or did you just smile?

Russia: *Even more confused*

Kei: I think this was kind of a fail, he's to dense...

Redwolf95 & Ramen: Agreed.

Kei: Hong Kong, you can leave now, it failed anyway.

-Hong Kong shrugs, then stands and walks from the room, leaving Russia still very confused.-

Italy: Ve~! Can I read the next one?

Kei: *Shrugging* Sure, read the Denmark one.

Italy: Ve~ Denmark, what is your relationship with Norway?

Denmark: *Nervous and obviously lying* He's just my best friend! That's all!

RedWolf95, Kei, & Ramen: Suuuure...

Romano: Is this fucking game over yet?

RedWolf95: Nope one more truth! Germany.

Germany: *Not paying attention for once, to preoccupied with Italy* Ja? Vhat is it?

RedWolf95: Your truth. Why are you so cute?

Germany: *Staring at RedWolf95 shocked* E-excuse me?

RedWolf95: Do I have to spell it out? Why. Are. You. So. Cute?

Germany: *Blushing slightly* I-I don't know!

Italy: Ve~! Doitsu's all embarrassed!

Germany: Oh fuck this!

-Germany stands up and walks quickly from the room, Italy following after him quickly.-

RedWolf95: Well... That wasn't two hours... But I think Imoto is probably about to murder France... So... We should let them out...

Kei: Game over, you can all leave!

-Kei walks over to the closet under the stairs.-

Kei: France, your time is being cut short!

France: *Grumbling, obviously pissed* Every time I actually am able to START to do anything... Redwolf95: *Evil smirk* Then... We'll just come back in two hours!

Imoto: No! Don't leave me! I don't wanna be raped! No! Kei! Ramen! Please help me!

Ramen & Kei: Well if we help you, we'll get locked up too.

RedWolf95: Good answer. We'll be back later to free you!

Imoto: Noooooo!

France: Ohohohoho~!

-Three hours later-

Neenee: *Waking up* Huh? Where...? Aw man!

(Ok, so I think this chapter was my favorite to write though it was the longest... It was just amusing. Though now I have some things to say. One: RedWolf95, I hope you liked your role as temporary host, I thought it was appropriate since you saved this chapter. Two: Even though RedWolf95's truths/dares are awesome, more reviewers would be appreciated! If no more truths/dares are given, this will be the last chapter. Period. Three: I'd like to know who your favorite host is, Kei, Ramen, or Imoto? Thanks again to RedWolf95, and thank you to anyone who took the time to read this, y'all send some dares now!)