Chapter 7 A mirror brightly.
Tony was walking down the street towards the Hokage mansion, ready to explain why people saw a screaming figure fly through the air a hour before. He was just about to exit the market sector when he bumped into a familiar black haired woman, literally. Groceries went flying everywhere. Instantly, the woman's eyes shifted into red ones with three tomoes in each and proceeded to grab the bags with a speed that even Quicksilver would say to be impressive. She then looked at Tony with an annoyed glance which quickly turned to shock. "Oh, Mr. Stark, I am sorry, I did not se you there."
Cue dazzling smile, "No worries Mikoto, it was an accident, besides, it was my fault for not noticing a beautiful woman like yourself on this fine day."
A small blush formed over Mikoto's face as she tilted her head down a bit. "No, really Stark-san, it was my fault."
Tony shook his head smiling, "Mikoto, how many time have I told you to call me Tony, and besides, i don't mind taking the blame for a lovely woman such as yourself."
"No really, you have done enough for us."
"Well then, I guess you will have to take me out to lunch as recompense. No no, don't argue, I won't say no."
"But what about my bags?"
The Mark 42 landed beside them.
"JARVIS, take Mikoto's groceries home for her, and try not to scare Sasuke."
"Yes sir."
The Mark 42 shot off and Tony turned to Mikoto, "So, how are your sons doing?"
Suddenly the screen turned grey and Deadpool walked on. "Hey loyal readers, Deadpool is here to give you the low down on why Tony is talking to the surprisingly alive Mikoto Uchiha. Well, it all started a week before the planed Uchiha Massacre…
He made sone hand signs, slammed them down and yelled "Flashback no Justsu!"
Hirizen Sarutobi rubbed the bridge of his nose, feeling another headache coming on. All of the negotiations with the Uchiha clan had failed and Danzo had started to suggest extreme measures.
"For the last time Danzo, we are NOT going to order Itachi to kill the Uchiha clan!"
"Hirizen think rationally! This is for the good of Konoha. If we let this go unchecked, the safety of the entire village will be in danger. Nothing good has ever come out of the Uchiha clan in the past and nothing ever will!"
"Danzo, I am the Hokage and I say….." Hirizen was interrupted by a knocking on his door. He undid the privacy seals on the room and called out. "Yes?"
"Um, Lord Hokage sir, there is someone here to see you."
"We are in the middle of a top secret meeting."
"I understand sir, but this man won't take a no for an answer, he insists that it is top priority."
"Well it can wait, we are in the middle of discussing…."
A deep voice interrupted him, "Something very stupid."
There was a muffled gasp from behind the door, "Sir, I understand that you have been waiting for awhile but…"
"Yes I understand, but right now their plan to deal with their situation is not only stupid, but poorly constructed, if my intelligence on this matter is true, then I wonder about the 'top ninjas' in this village."
"Sir, you are talking about the Hokage, please show more respect."
Meanwhile, Hirizen was at a standstill, did someone really figure out what was happening? If so, how much did they know about their countermeasures?
He sighed and called out, "It's okay Miko, send him in." The door to his office swung open and a tall, dark skinned figure wearing a trench coat strode in.
"My name, is Nick Fury, director of the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division, or S.H.I.E.L.D for short."
Hirizen took a large puff of his pipe, "I am sorry to be so blunt with you Director Fury, but how much do you know about our current simulation."
"All of it, and we also know about your friends plan over there," a thumb was cocked at Danzo, "to kill them all. Now don't get me wrong, that plan has it's pros and cons, but there are better ways of handling the situation."
Danzo raised an eyebrow, "Such as?"
Fury turned to him "Such as not killing everyone located in the compound. Earlier on, I was walking by there and saw a young boy and girl pushing a ball back and forth, do you really think that those two are planning on overthrowing Konoha? Furthermore, how many of them do you think are actually on to that are actually in on this? There must be some that don't agree. Right now you are running a risk of losing a big chunk of your fighting force."
Hirizen put his hands together and lent on them, "So I am assuming that you actually have a plan to solve our little problem."
"What I would recommend, is killing the main members of the coup, but keeping alive the rest. Them blame it on some outside force. The remainder of the Uchiha clan will look to the village for support, and their loyalty is secured. And if their revenge tendencies are as huge as i heard, you won't have any problem."
He started to walk out. "Oh and by the way, the original reason that I came by was to tell you that our helicarrier might be flying over your village. If your higher up ninjas see a shimmering in the sky, then it is just the Helicarrier."
He then exited the office.
Everyone was silent. Then Hirizen called out, "BRING ME ITACHI."
We then flash back to Deadpool, "To make a long story short, the Hokage had one of his top agents disguise them self as a missing nin who wanted the secrets of the sharingun. He then proceeded to kill all major conspirators, (who just happened to be major clan leaders) and get away. Interestingly enough, the Uchiha clan was still a little cautious of the village. Luckily for the village and them, Tony Stark entered the picture and offered his assistance. Knowing that Tony was not exactly on the councils good side, they accepted his help. Now, the Uchiha feel indebted to the tin man. Some say that he he is the only thing keeping them in Konoha. Deadpool then shoots the grey behind his back shattering it and then teleporting away.
A few hours later
A group of people stood in a cave, their faces were shrouded by shadow, their bodies covered by black cloaks with red clouds on them. The leader figure stepped into the light and exclaimed, "Hey guys, glad you could make it."
A shorter figure stepped up, "Quit the small talk trash can and get to the point. You already made us wear these stupid outfits. Get to the chase, or I get out."
"Fine, fine. The reason I called you all here is to react to a very real threat." A hologram appeared in the centre of the cave, showing another group of black cloaked people. "This, is the Akatsuki, a group of S-ranked missing nin who all have outstanding bounties. Their goal? To capture all the containers of the tailed beasts. Now as you all probably know, these tailed beasts are extremely powerful, and we do not want them getting into the wrong hands do we? Luckily I have an ingenious plan to prevent this, it is called plan mirror brightly. Basically, we do they same thing they are going to try to do, capture the tailed beasts." Murmurs filled the room and one voice rang out, "And how are we going to do that?"
"Here is why I gathered all of you here, we will split up into teams, each person specialized for their target. Here are the Teams:
The Kitty Capture Squad: Wolverine and Shadowcat
Turtle Soup: Iceman and Thor
Monkey Business: Captain America and Jean Grey
Mutated Antilope: Hawkeye and Hulk
BUBBLES!: Black Panther and Black Widow
Flyswatter: Spiderman and Falcon
"Now any questions?" Hands sprang into the air, "No? Well then I have to go make sure that my daughter is staying out of trouble, any concerns can go to Pepper. See ya."
The rest of the room was silent until one voice rang out. "Weren't there 9 tailed beasts?"
Hey guys, sorry if this chapter kind of sucked, I just have writers block and felt like pouring out needless exposition. I also got out the fact that I thought that the Uchiha deserved better than the fate they got. Anyhow, hopefully i can crank out a better chapter soon.
