Hi there it's me River

And me Skye

Sadly Roxie isn't here today….

Yeah there was an incident

A big one

A huge one

An astronomy tower sized one.

That's all we will say

So yeah .losing Rox briefly wasn't going to stop us

To revenge our friend , who hates veggies

WE decided to pick on the biggest one we have here

The giant pumpkins on Halloween?

No dumbo, professor sprout

Professor cabbage?

No, professor sprout

No she is called Professor Cabbage

No silly S.P.R.O.U.T SPROUT

Ohhhh, so that's why she hates it when I call her cabbage….

Oh God…

Yes, I am. Thank you for admitting it. Gifts are not optional.

What?

Never mind.

Whatever. So, we decided to go to the one place where she always is!

THE KITCHENS!

The greenhouses. And we decided to see what she was doing.

SHE WAS COOKING!

She was planting. So, then we decided to tell her about what we had done that day…

Hi, Professor Cabbage!
Hi, Professor Sprout!

How are you today?

We're fine. Guess what we've been doing!
What do you mean, no?

I am hurt.

So am I. Anyway, we were doing really interesting things!
Like, what actually happens when you paint a house elf blue?

And, are Slytherins really made of slime?

They aren't.

No.

They're made of goo!

Yay!

What have you been doing?

Hey, where are you going?

Wait for us !

We wanna come too!
Stop running

Yeah stop , you look funny

Heee heeeeeeeeeeee

But you love us really

No she doesn't

She doesn't

No Skye , she doesn't

Shut it…

Meap, sorry River,

Yeah, you should be.

Okay! Hang on- where did she go?

Sprouty!"
Cabbage?

Where is she?

There she is! By the pumpkins!
After her!
Hang on- what is she doing with that pumpkin?

Is she going to throw that-

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Help!

Ewwwww, pumpkin guts….

YUMMMY I luv pumpkin

SKYE, STOP EATING YOURSELF?

But I luv pumpkin guts meanie

I know you are, but what am I?

Huh?

You don't get it.

No. Where did she go now?

Into the school!
She's heading for the Great Hall!
Hang on- she's just walked in! And we're covered in pumpkin guts and we're running in too! Skye! STOP!
Why is everyone laughing at me?

Cause not to be mean but you're a freak coverd in pumpkinm guts !

HURTFUL!

SKYE STOP EATING

I eat when I'm uspest

OH, dear why oh wh6y do I hang out with you in the first place ?

Cause you LOVE me ?

Oh, no Skye don't hug

HUG

NOOOO, oh sky , my new robes, myhair, ewhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hehe. You look funny.

I. Hate. You.

No you don't.

Yes, I do.

Why is the Scottish cat glaring at us?

No idea.

She's coming this way!

Closer…

Closer…

Closer…

Closer…

Closer…

RUN!