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Chapter 7: Buggy gets raped!
POV(Shanks)
I woke up to the noise of an annoying voice whining. The voice sounded like a drunken SpongeBob with the flu. Annoyed to be awoken from my peaceful slumber, I slowly opened up one eye to see the owner of that god forbidden voice. As my eye began to adjust, four human-like shapes began to form in front of him. By human-like he of course meant the basics. Arms, legs, heads, and torso. After that, everything else was pretty blurry. The man with the SpongeBob voice spoke again.
"I still can't believe the captain left us!", cried the voice.
"We will just have to find a way to escape by ourselves", said a firmer voice.
"Yeah? And how do we do that? There is a fucking army of them!", said another voice. This one sounded like he had a sore throat.
"You guys a worrying over nothing. Doffy will come back, I'm sure of it.", this last voice was really high pitched. Too high pitched to belong to a girl even.
I now recovered from my blurry vision and almost jumped when I fully saw the four bounded figures in front of me. The first had a football shaped head and a face even a mother would want to cut off her baby. The second had a big buff body with proportionally small legs and long golden hair. The third was an intimidating dude with a... burrito stuck to his left cheek? I didn't even want to guess what the last thing was. I would call it a dude except calling it a slime-thing would be more accurate. One look at his snot-covered face and I knew that was the guy with the SpongeBob voice. Sadly, that wasn't the worst part. The worst part was when the high pitched voice spoke again.
"And when Doffy comes to save us we'll run and go conquer the grand line with him", said the big and buff man.
I, of course, found this funny and laughed my ass off. That was until the large man suddenly placed himself in front of him and glared at me with a look that would have made most pirates shiver in their boots. However, I did not belong in the "most pirates" category so naturally it wasn't long until I burst into a fit of laughter again.
"Stop laughing you bastard!", exclaimed the man with the voice of a eunuch.
"But...your...voice...it's...BWAHAHHAHA!",I replied in between fits of laughter.
"I will kill you!", yelled the eunuch while looking at me like a sea king.
I bit my lip and seemed to almost calm myself before "BWAHAHA! Sorry man, it's just too funny!"
"That's it! Prepare to die, bastard!", howled the eunuch before throwing himself on top of me. The eunuch was strangling me with his hand cuffs.
"Whoop his ass!", yelled SpongeBob.
"Send him to the next Pirate age!", yelled football-head.
"Calm yourselves! You're attracting attention...", said food-face.
Nearby bundles of other pirates that were chained started chanting.
"Fight! Fight! Fight!", said the spectators as they watched the show. Some Pirates even started getting up to join in on the fight. The Marine soldiers swiftly got up to stop them.
"Sir, sit back down we haven't finished cleaning your injuries", urged a Marine grunt to an officer.
"Out of my way! We need to get the Pirates back under our control", replied the officer.
The officer grabs a Pirate in the shoulder and gets his attention. The Pirate turns around and looks at the officer with a questioning gaze.
"Get back down or we will use force to bring you down", said the officer.
A head butt was the Pirate's response. That is how it started. That single head butt caused a riot that spread throughout the entire hanger. Marines against Pirates and, in the confusion, Marines and Pirates against their own sides.
As the battle raged, my smile was only getting bigger and bigger. I punched, and kicked, and blocked in rapid succession. No one heard when the massive hangar door slammed open. What we did hear was the yell of an incredibly intimidating man.
"What the hell is going on here!?", yelled Garp.
POV(Garp)
The worthless idiots were all looking at me with an innocence only a new born child could have. Riots I expected, especially from no good Pirates. But my Marines, causing a mess like this? That is unacceptable! My Marines are the best in the whole Navy and I expect them to act like it. As if finally hearing my question, all the Pirates and Marines on the outsides of the riots pointed towards the center of the riot and replied in unison "They started it..."
I sighed and took a look to the center of the motionless riot. And sure enough I found Shanks and another Pirate frozen in the act of choking each other with their handcuffs. Sighing once more, I began to walk towards the idiots in the center of the riot. When I got there, the boys quickly stopped strangling each other and put their arms around each other; Likely in an attempt to look casual. I stood there giving them my best Marine glare for a good eight seconds before Shanks chose to cut the silence.
"In my defense, this guy is overly defensive about his voice", said Shanks as he pointed at Pika.
"Fuck you! Don't try and blame this on me!", growled Pika.
I, as I was caught off guard, began to laugh my ass off. Who knew a Pirate could have such a high pitched voice, especially a rather tuff-looking Pirate. Soon, I was joined by Aokiji and my son. Then Shanks began to laugh as well. Soon after that, every Pirate and Marine were laughing at Pika. After a few futile insults, Pika finally gave in and started laughing too.
"AHAHAHA, Enough!", I barked at the idiots. Everyone became silent again.
"You mean to tell me that this riot began because his voice was funny?", I yelled pointing at Pika.
"…yes...", replied Shanks and Pika in their quietest voices.
I almost burst out laughing again at Pika's voice. However, many years in the Marines has taught me the art of looking dead serious while silently laughing inside.
"Then you will face consequences", I said.
"I was planning on letting you and your pals spend a few years in prison just to teach you that the Pirate life is something you should avoid. However, after this display I will double your prison sentence! That goes for the other Pirates too", I said while glaring at Pika. Pika scowled and glared at the ground. I turn around to face Shanks.
"And you! I was planning on making good on our deal. But our deal does not excuse you from this crime. I sentence you to two years in prison.", I told Shanks. Shanks, too, scowled and glared at the ground.
"And for the rest of you," I shouted at my Marines.
"Be glad that I am not sending you all to prison!", I yelled.
"Now get back to work!", I ordered.
POV(Mihawk)
"My name is Smoker, pirate trash!", snarled the boy.
"Smoker? What, did your parents hate you or do you actually smoke?", asked Buggy.
The boy's face turned bright red. He clearly must be upset or something. However, Buggy was not about to take shit from a little kid it seems.
"You got like a nickname or something? Heavy Smoker?", asked Buggy.
"He doesn't like it when people ask him about his name", said the woman behind him.
As if noticing the woman for the first time, Buggy jumped up and put his hands up defensively.
"Where the hell did you come from?", asked Buggy.
The woman looked at him strangely. "I...uh, I have been here all along", said the woman.
"You have?", asked Buggy. We were all surprised he had not noticed her before. I am not the type of man to normally look at women closely, but she was hard to miss. Her fashion style attracted much attention. Not because it was revealing, because it wasn't. It sort of stuck to her body and highlighted every curve. Speaking of curves, her breast were huge!
As if just now noticing her breast, Buggy's face got really red.
"OMG! Your tits are huge!", yelled Buggy.
This seemed to greatly displease the woman as the next thing that happened was Buggy getting his face slapped silly.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? SOME PIECE OF MEAT PUT ON THIS EARTH FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE?!", yelled the lady while she had a hold of his shirt collar and unintentionally brought him even closer to her breast.
"Mihawk! I think I found the One Piece...", said Buggy as he was on the verge of dying.
"THAT'S IT! YOUR DEAD!", barked the woman as she reached into her breast and took out a 8'' inch-long gold knife.
"My god! What other treasures could you be hiding there?!", asked Buggy.
"I AM GOING TO LITERALLY RAPE YOU WITH THIS KNIFE!", responded the woman.
"Yes please!", said Buggy as he ignored the knife part.
"ARGH!", exclaimed the lady as she began to ram the knife into Buggy's chest.
I, sadly, had to do something. He was my captain now whether I liked it or not. I unsheathed my blade and quickly moved to block her attack.
Author's note: Sorry for not uploading a chapter in the last week. This time I won't even try to give an excuse. I will however, try to set up a schedule for myself. I figured that running on a weekly schedule will keep me from procrastinating. So I will now try to upload a new chapter every Sunday at 12p.m. EST. I hope that you now understand why I chose to make Crocodile a woman. It is much funnier this way. Also, look forward for the next chapter because our new island will be introduced then. This next arc will also explore a little of the relationship of Smoker and Crocodile, we will also find out what they were doing in Loguetown. Peace out!
