Let's get back to this!


Back in the other room, about an hour or so later, Quagmire had came out and saw that Meg was laying on the couch, counting the light fixtures on the ceiling.

"Hey there." Quagmire smiled as Meg looked up at the person who got her pregnant.

"Hey, Glenn." Meg looked down.

"Why the long face? Still worried about your parents?" Quagmire asked.

"No, it's not that... it's just... Glenn... why did you take me in?" Meg said.

Quagmire raised an eyebrow as he softly said, "I think you know why, Meg."

"Do I really?" Meg asked, looking up at him. "I don't mean about the life growing in my body. I mean... just... me, in general. Look at me." Meg looked down. "I'm fat, I'm ugly, I'm a whiny girl who has no business being who she is, no male EVER looks at me and calls me beautiful, and I'm just a walking disaster, crap getting thrown at me everywhere I go..." Meg's eyes started to form in tears. "And... and... it makes me think that maybe my dad and mom were right!"

Quagmire looked over at his girlfriend, sympathetic, but angry at Meg doing some self-hurt on herself. "What the hell did you two DO to her? I can't believe I never noticed it before."

"Megan Griffin, look me in the eye!" Quagmire said as Meg did so. Glenn then crossed his arms as he said, "Let me point out to you what was wrong with everything you just said, in no particular order."

Quagmire sat down next to Meg as he felt her body and petted it, attempting to calm Meg's nerves. "You say that you're fat and ugly. Well, that is not true! For one, I think that you have your MOTHER'S body when it comes to showing off your physique. In fact, if anybody for once did a comparison of a picture of you and Lois, they would see that you are not ugly, nor fat! In fact, the face of you is the face of beauty! And you say you whine a lot? I don't think you're whiny at all. In fact, I think you give the best advice to anybody whenever they were down in the dumps. And you say no male ever looks at you and calls you beautiful? Well, I'm a male, and not only do I think you're beautiful, BUT you are the most gorgeous, sexiest woman in the world!"

Meg listened to Quagmire in surprise as she looked up at him, a small smile starting to form as Quagmire continued. "If anything, I think Peter and Lois's influences are getting to you! I can't really defend Peter's actions as much, but I think Lois belittles you is because she's just so jealous that she makes you think you're ugly... when in reality, you have the body of an angel! And not just the body, but the perfect soul! Between you and me, I didn't think there was something there at first, but after that night we did it, I started to realize something. You're not just someone I want to have sex with... you're a girl that I want to spend the rest of my life with... and I admit while I haven't been good at relationships with women beyond sex, I am more than wiling to prove that I deserve you! Please, Meg, let me prove to you that you're more than just a teenage girl... because you're not a teenage girl! You're a grown up mature woman, wanting to make her mark on the world!"

Meg sniffled as she looked up at Quagmire and smiled. She quickly hugged him, surprising him as she sniffled, crying tears of joy. "Thank you, Glenn. I'm... I'm sorry I doubted you..."

"Meg... I promise you, the days of living with that horrible family are over. As of now, you're going to start over with a new life... a life that I wouldn't mind being involved in. It's a little cheesy of me, I know, but Meg... I am more than willing to help you through your life." Quagmire said, holding her hand.

Meg blushed as she smiled at her boyfriend... and giggled. "Oh, Glenn, you're an ever so sweet man... but what do we do?"

"I gave a call to my dad, you know, Ida. She said she'll drop by tomorrow to help us through our lives." Quagmire said as he looked at Meg. "And just so you know, Meg... I am serious about this and if we're going to make this work... we're going to get all the help we can."

Meg could only nod at Glenn as she said, "Thank you..."

"Don't worry about it! Anyway, you must be feeling a little hungry." Glenn said, feeling Meg's stomach. "You must be feeling like you want to eat for two..."

Meg gave a slight nod. Quagmire nodded as he took Meg by the hand. "Well, then I guess we're going out together! Come on, let's get going..."

Meg smiled as she and Quagmire walked out of the house together and started to get to Quagmire's car. As the two started to leave, Meg noticed police cars surrounding the Griffin household as Joe was dragging Peter away in cuffs, Peter loudly complaining, "But Joe, I'm your friend! Why aren't you arresting Quagmire, he's the one who-"

"Sir, I would have to advise you to remain silent." Joe said as he pushed Peter down to the ground and pulled out his gun to shoot Peter in the kneecap. Peter hissed and sighed as he held his knee a couple of times.

Meg couldn't help but give a smile and a chuckle. This could turn out to be a bright new future after all...


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