A/N: Whew! Just completed Save Me and threw up a oneshot! Now this!

Tidus: Do you ever stop writing?

A/N: Yes, but right now I'm on a roll!

Tidus: U-- Let's just get on with it!

A/N: Mmmmmmmkay!

Disclaimer: Refer to Chapter 1.

Notes

"Talking"

Thinking

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Previously on CHATROOM…

Tydus65: Of course! I still need a sex partner then! Wait, aren't we having a threesome then?

BlondeThief34: Yeah with Lulu.

X-Summoenr34: I should have married Seymour! .

BlondeThief34: Anyways, what's up with Kimahri?

Tydus65: Kimi-chan wants to burn Lulu as and offering to the gods! They're a tad angry now!

Now On To Our Continuation…

X-Summoner2: WHAT THE HELL?! I know Lulu's insane and Kimahri's mentally unstable! But that's a bit far!

Tydus65: Nothings to far when it comes down to the gods!!

BlondeThief34: Yeps!

X-Summoner2: I need some tea. No, lots of tea…

BlondeThief34: Why are the gods angry?

Tydus65: Well, it's quite sad. Wakka…

BlondeThief34: Wakka…?

Tydus65: Wakka spit at the SACRED STICK!!!!!!

BlondeThief34: OMY!! NO! EVEN WAKKA WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!!

X-Summoner2: Mmmm…tea!

Tydus65: But he did! Now the gods want a sacrifice! Lulu was chosen but Wakka won't let Kimi-chan burn her.

BlondeThief34: Why won't Wakka let her burn? It's for the gods!

Tydus65: Well, Kimi-chan said that Wakka denied the existence of-SALAMANDER!

X-Summoner2: Salamander?

BlondeThief34: Salamander! NUMMY!

Tydus65: Oh goodness gracious! A salamander tried to eat my toe! COOKIE!

X-Summoner2: I neeeeeed more teaaaaaaaa!

BlondeThief34: Mmmm…cookie and salamander!!!! BBQ sauce!

Tydus65: OMY! THE COOKIE'S EATING THE SALAMANDER!!!!!!

X-Summoner2: Tidus, are you delusional?

BlondeThief34: NOOOOOOOOO! I WANTED TO EAT THE SALAMANDER!! Mmm…mayo!

Tydus65: Whew! The cookie's gone! EWWWWWWW! HALF A SALAMANDER BODY!!!!! CALL YUNA'S DADDY!

X-Summoner2: Yuck…

BlondeThief34: DON'T TOUCH THE HALF A SALAMANDER! I'LL BE THERE IN FIEV MINUTES!!!

BlondeThief34 has signed off.

X-Summoner2: O0 She's actually gonna eat it!

Tydus65: Ummm………

X-Summoner2: I need to move far far away.

Tydus65: Why?

X-Summoner2: You.

Tydus65: What'd I do this time! I DIDN'T BURN THE HOUSE AGAIN! I DIDN'T TRY ON YOUR THONGS AGAIN! I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COMPUTER! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE MAYO JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X-Summoner2: -.- Far too much info.

WhalesLIVE has signed on.

Tydus65: LULU! WHY ARE YOU ONLINE!

X-Summoner2: Screw tea I want cucumbers!

WhalesLIVE: I'm looking for MAYO!!!!!!!!

Tydus65: But Kimi-chan needs to burn you! FOR THE GODS!

WhalesLIVE: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOO!!!!!!!!!

X-Summoner2: I will forever love you cucumber!

Tydus65: WHAT! You don't want to be a sacrifice to the gods! I would kill a fishy to be a sacrifice to the gods!

WhalesLIVE: EBAY IS OUT OF MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tydus65: NO!

X-Summoner2: NO! WE'RE OUT OF CUCUMBERS! TO THE GROCERY STORE! AND VICTORIA'S SECRET!

X-Summoner2 has signed off.

Tydus65: How can eBay run out of the most holy food!

WhalesLIVE: POKER!!!!!

Tydus65: I need to talk to eBay's manager…

WhalesLIVE: I NEED A HOOKER! THEY ALWAYS HAVE MAYO!

GiftofGods78 has signed on.

Tydus65: OMG! Kimi-chan! I missed you!

GiftofGods78: Kimahri missed you to Porky-kun!

WhalesLIVE: HISSS!! SOMEONES TAKING MY REMAINING MAYO!!!!!!!

WhalesLIVE has signed off.

GiftofGods78: Was that just sacrifice?

Tydus65: Yes, Kimi-chan. It was. FETCH!

GiftofGods78: FOR THE GODS AND PORKY-KUN!!!!! WOOF!

GiftofGods78 has signed off.

Tydus65: How many times am I going to be left alone!

Tydus65: I'm claustrophobic!

Tydus65: THIS BOX IS CLOSING IN!

Tydus65: CAN'T BREATH!

Tydus65: MAYOOOOOOOO!!

Redblitzer09 has signed on, ya.

Tydus65: I'm DIEING!!!!!!!!!

Redblitzer09: SOBBB, ya!

Tydus65: Oh now I'm not!

Redblitzer09: Auron and Seymour got married, ya!!!

Tydus65: Oh! You poor moose!

Redblitzer09: Now Kimahri wants to burn Lulu, ya!

Tydus65: Do you have any Mayo?

Redblitzer09: No, ya.

Tydus65: Well then, Wakka. Let me tell you a story to help you with your problems!

Reblitzer09: Okay, ya.

Tydus65: Once upon a time there was a hollow potato named Sophia who smoked. Sophia had always dreamed about a land far away filled with dandelions. But that was just a dream so Sophia's life sucked! THE END!!!!!!!!!

Redblitzer09: That was beautiful, ya!

Tydus65: Yes it was! I AM A MASTER MAYO MAKER!

Redblitzer09: But what does Sophia have to do with my problems, ya?

Tydus65: Wait for it! WAIT! Okay I got it!

Redblitzer09: So what is it then, ya?

Tydus65: Both you and Sophia lost something you loved.

Redblitzer09: Wait, ya! What did Sophia lose, ya?

Tydus65: Her mayo jar!

Redblitzer09: Thanks Tidus, ya! I guess me and Sophia really are similar, ya! I need to go realize my dream, ya!

Redblitzer09 has signed off, ya.

Tydus65: No.

Tydus65: Yes.

Tydus65: Maybe…

Tydus65: OH YEVON! YES!

Tydus65: Okay!

Tydus65: HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!!!!!!!!

Tydus65: That was such a good movie!

X-Summoner2 has signed on.

Tydus65: YESSSSSSS! THEY WON!

X-Summoner2: Nummy! Cucumbers!

Tydus65: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

X-Summoner2: Tidus what are ya doing?

Tydus65: Watching a movie on how to make mayo on Youtube!!!!!!

X-Summoner2: -.- Why?

Tydus65: CUZ MAYO RAWKS!!!

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Tydus65: NOOOOOO! WHY!!!!!?

X-Summoner2: Huh?

Tydus65: One mayo jar smashed into another one! AND IT BROKE!

X-Summoner2: That's it?

Tydus65: THAT'S IT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN! MAYO IS HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!

X-Summoner2: Not really…

Tydus65: I'm ignoring you now!

X-Summoner2: Whatever!

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Tydus65: SOB! ANOTHER JAR BROKE!

X-Summoner2: GET OVER IT!

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Tydus65: Nobody LOVES THE MAYO!!!

X-Summoner2: MAYO IS NASTY!

Tydus65: TAKE THAT BACK!!

X-Summoner2: NEVER!!!!!!

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Tydus65: Lozer?

X-Summoner2: Yeah! LOZER! CUZ YOU DON'T RAWK LIKE THAT!!! OOOHH!

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Tydus65: I hate you!

X-Summoner2: I HATE YOU MORE!

Tydus65: MAYO HATER!

X-Summoner2: RAPIST LUVER!

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Tydus65: Can I have a cucumber?

X-Summoner2: NO! YOU'LL POISON THEM WITH YOUR UNHOLYNESS!!!!!

Tydus65: …………?

X-Summoner2: PRAISE THE SPORK!

To Be Continued…

A/N: Too much mayo?

Tidus: Yes too much!

A/N: I don't even like mayo! XP

Tidus: IDIOT!!!!!!!

A/N: PUMPKIN!!!!!!!

Next Time On CHATROOM…

Rikku attempts to like Tidus's foot!

MORE LULU!

EVEN MORE LULU!

Yes, more mayo! CUZ IT RAWKS LIKE THAT!

And much much more...