A/N: Whew! Just completed Save Me and threw up a oneshot! Now this!
Tidus: Do you ever stop writing?
A/N: Yes, but right now I'm on a roll!
Tidus: U-- Let's just get on with it!
A/N: Mmmmmmmkay!
Disclaimer: Refer to Chapter 1.
Notes
"Talking"
Thinking
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Previously on CHATROOM…
Tydus65: Of course! I still need a sex partner then! Wait, aren't we having a threesome then?
BlondeThief34: Yeah with Lulu.
X-Summoenr34: I should have married Seymour! .
BlondeThief34: Anyways, what's up with Kimahri?
Tydus65: Kimi-chan wants to burn Lulu as and offering to the gods! They're a tad angry now!
Now On To Our Continuation…
X-Summoner2: WHAT THE HELL?! I know Lulu's insane and Kimahri's mentally unstable! But that's a bit far!
Tydus65: Nothings to far when it comes down to the gods!!
BlondeThief34: Yeps!
X-Summoner2: I need some tea. No, lots of tea…
BlondeThief34: Why are the gods angry?
Tydus65: Well, it's quite sad. Wakka…
BlondeThief34: Wakka…?
Tydus65: Wakka spit at the SACRED STICK!!!!!!
BlondeThief34: OMY!! NO! EVEN WAKKA WOULDN'T DO THAT!!!!
X-Summoner2: Mmmm…tea!
Tydus65: But he did! Now the gods want a sacrifice! Lulu was chosen but Wakka won't let Kimi-chan burn her.
BlondeThief34: Why won't Wakka let her burn? It's for the gods!
Tydus65: Well, Kimi-chan said that Wakka denied the existence of-SALAMANDER!
X-Summoner2: Salamander?
BlondeThief34: Salamander! NUMMY!
Tydus65: Oh goodness gracious! A salamander tried to eat my toe! COOKIE!
X-Summoner2: I neeeeeed more teaaaaaaaa!
BlondeThief34: Mmmm…cookie and salamander!!!! BBQ sauce!
Tydus65: OMY! THE COOKIE'S EATING THE SALAMANDER!!!!!!
X-Summoner2: Tidus, are you delusional?
BlondeThief34: NOOOOOOOOO! I WANTED TO EAT THE SALAMANDER!! Mmm…mayo!
Tydus65: Whew! The cookie's gone! EWWWWWWW! HALF A SALAMANDER BODY!!!!! CALL YUNA'S DADDY!
X-Summoner2: Yuck…
BlondeThief34: DON'T TOUCH THE HALF A SALAMANDER! I'LL BE THERE IN FIEV MINUTES!!!
BlondeThief34 has signed off.
X-Summoner2: O0 She's actually gonna eat it!
Tydus65: Ummm………
X-Summoner2: I need to move far far away.
Tydus65: Why?
X-Summoner2: You.
Tydus65: What'd I do this time! I DIDN'T BURN THE HOUSE AGAIN! I DIDN'T TRY ON YOUR THONGS AGAIN! I DIDN'T EAT YOUR COMPUTER! I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED THE MAYO JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X-Summoner2: -.- Far too much info.
WhalesLIVE has signed on.
Tydus65: LULU! WHY ARE YOU ONLINE!
X-Summoner2: Screw tea I want cucumbers!
WhalesLIVE: I'm looking for MAYO!!!!!!!!
Tydus65: But Kimi-chan needs to burn you! FOR THE GODS!
WhalesLIVE: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOO!!!!!!!!!
X-Summoner2: I will forever love you cucumber!
Tydus65: WHAT! You don't want to be a sacrifice to the gods! I would kill a fishy to be a sacrifice to the gods!
WhalesLIVE: EBAY IS OUT OF MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tydus65: NO!
X-Summoner2: NO! WE'RE OUT OF CUCUMBERS! TO THE GROCERY STORE! AND VICTORIA'S SECRET!
X-Summoner2 has signed off.
Tydus65: How can eBay run out of the most holy food!
WhalesLIVE: POKER!!!!!
Tydus65: I need to talk to eBay's manager…
WhalesLIVE: I NEED A HOOKER! THEY ALWAYS HAVE MAYO!
GiftofGods78 has signed on.
Tydus65: OMG! Kimi-chan! I missed you!
GiftofGods78: Kimahri missed you to Porky-kun!
WhalesLIVE: HISSS!! SOMEONES TAKING MY REMAINING MAYO!!!!!!!
WhalesLIVE has signed off.
GiftofGods78: Was that just sacrifice?
Tydus65: Yes, Kimi-chan. It was. FETCH!
GiftofGods78: FOR THE GODS AND PORKY-KUN!!!!! WOOF!
GiftofGods78 has signed off.
Tydus65: How many times am I going to be left alone!
Tydus65: I'm claustrophobic!
Tydus65: THIS BOX IS CLOSING IN!
Tydus65: CAN'T BREATH!
Tydus65: MAYOOOOOOOO!!
Redblitzer09 has signed on, ya.
Tydus65: I'm DIEING!!!!!!!!!
Redblitzer09: SOBBB, ya!
Tydus65: Oh now I'm not!
Redblitzer09: Auron and Seymour got married, ya!!!
Tydus65: Oh! You poor moose!
Redblitzer09: Now Kimahri wants to burn Lulu, ya!
Tydus65: Do you have any Mayo?
Redblitzer09: No, ya.
Tydus65: Well then, Wakka. Let me tell you a story to help you with your problems!
Reblitzer09: Okay, ya.
Tydus65: Once upon a time there was a hollow potato named Sophia who smoked. Sophia had always dreamed about a land far away filled with dandelions. But that was just a dream so Sophia's life sucked! THE END!!!!!!!!!
Redblitzer09: That was beautiful, ya!
Tydus65: Yes it was! I AM A MASTER MAYO MAKER!
Redblitzer09: But what does Sophia have to do with my problems, ya?
Tydus65: Wait for it! WAIT! Okay I got it!
Redblitzer09: So what is it then, ya?
Tydus65: Both you and Sophia lost something you loved.
Redblitzer09: Wait, ya! What did Sophia lose, ya?
Tydus65: Her mayo jar!
Redblitzer09: Thanks Tidus, ya! I guess me and Sophia really are similar, ya! I need to go realize my dream, ya!
Redblitzer09 has signed off, ya.
Tydus65: No.
Tydus65: Yes.
Tydus65: Maybe…
Tydus65: OH YEVON! YES!
Tydus65: Okay!
Tydus65: HERE COMES THE CLIMAX!!!!!!!!
Tydus65: That was such a good movie!
X-Summoner2 has signed on.
Tydus65: YESSSSSSS! THEY WON!
X-Summoner2: Nummy! Cucumbers!
Tydus65: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
X-Summoner2: Tidus what are ya doing?
Tydus65: Watching a movie on how to make mayo on Youtube!!!!!!
X-Summoner2: -.- Why?
Tydus65: CUZ MAYO RAWKS!!!
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Tydus65: NOOOOOO! WHY!!!!!?
X-Summoner2: Huh?
Tydus65: One mayo jar smashed into another one! AND IT BROKE!
X-Summoner2: That's it?
Tydus65: THAT'S IT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN! MAYO IS HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!
X-Summoner2: Not really…
Tydus65: I'm ignoring you now!
X-Summoner2: Whatever!
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Tydus65: SOB! ANOTHER JAR BROKE!
X-Summoner2: GET OVER IT!
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Tydus65: Nobody LOVES THE MAYO!!!
X-Summoner2: MAYO IS NASTY!
Tydus65: TAKE THAT BACK!!
X-Summoner2: NEVER!!!!!!
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Tydus65: Lozer?
X-Summoner2: Yeah! LOZER! CUZ YOU DON'T RAWK LIKE THAT!!! OOOHH!
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Tydus65: I hate you!
X-Summoner2: I HATE YOU MORE!
Tydus65: MAYO HATER!
X-Summoner2: RAPIST LUVER!
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Tydus65: Can I have a cucumber?
X-Summoner2: NO! YOU'LL POISON THEM WITH YOUR UNHOLYNESS!!!!!
Tydus65: …………?
X-Summoner2: PRAISE THE SPORK!
To Be Continued…
A/N: Too much mayo?
Tidus: Yes too much!
A/N: I don't even like mayo! XP
Tidus: IDIOT!!!!!!!
A/N: PUMPKIN!!!!!!!
Next Time On CHATROOM…
Rikku attempts to like Tidus's foot!
MORE LULU!
EVEN MORE LULU!
Yes, more mayo! CUZ IT RAWKS LIKE THAT!
And much much more...
