"And then, get this part, she crapped herself right on the chair! During the Olympic event no less!" Zero laughed, sitting under a shaded cafe table in Delfino Plaza as the two Piantas he was sitting with burst out with laughter, the divine boy in white seeming as if he was happy for the first time in his life "Some Goddess of Light huh?"

"Ohh man, thats a good one" One Pianta said, wiping a tear from their eye, proceeding to blow their nose "Say, you dont look very familiar, I take it you're a tourist huh?"

"Oh well, I guess you could uhh... Call me one of those, sure" Zero said sheepishly, shaking as he remembered the torture Rosalina's been putting him through "Im actually here with a sort of... 'friend', if thats an appropriate word for it..."

"Well thats always nice, hope you've been enjoying yourself!" The second Pianta exclaimed as they were about to take a sip of tea, pausing as they sniffed the air, followed by the first Pianta doing the same "Hey... Does something smell like piss or is it just my imagination?"

"UHH, HEY I SHOULD GET GOING, YOU KNOW, FIND THAT FRIEND OF MINE" Zero exclaimed as he stood up quickly, not wanting the Piantas to locate the smell, teleporting away in a hurry as the two others were left to take the bill

meanwhile,

"EEEEEEEEEEEE!" Rosalina exclaimed, the inhabitants of isle Delfino walking around the plaza looking around in shock as the galactic princess bounced happily through the main plaza (yet still) in her swimsuit, each of her bounces complimented by a loud, booming fart from her behind "ITS FINALLY HAPPENING, ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!"

Zero suddenly teleported into the scene, wiping sweat from his brow as he looked around the plaza

"Ooookay, now if I were Rosalina where the hell would I be..." He asked himself, spinning the star on his forehead "Lets think, last time I saw her she wa-

"ZERO!" Rosalina happily called out, Zero cast in shadows once more as he looked up, only to see Rosalina falling

"Oh not again..." Zero moaned as Rosalina came crashing down, landing on Zero's torso as he was nearly crushed under the weight of the giddy princess

"ZERO ZERO GUESS WHAT!" Rosalina cheered, bouncing on Zero excitedly as he struggled to not get an erection

"Woah, woah what the hell's got you like this!?" Zero snapped at Rosalina, struggling under her with minimal success

"Guess!"

"What?"

"GUESS!"

"The plot's finally gonna progress!?" Zero asked in a suddenly hopeful tone

Rosalina prepared to answer before her stomach groaned ominously

"Hold that thought Zero," Rosalina said to Zero as she made an awkward face, before letting out a small burst of loud smelly farts on Zero, sighing and giggling out of relief

"Oh come the fuck on" Zero said in a snappy manner, being as bored of Rosalina's shit as he could be

"Well Im sorry Zero but you and I both know excitement gets my big booty a little fartsy now and then!" Rosalina said with a cute giggle "But NOPE! WRONG!"

"Okay then tell me just what the hell's up already" Zero said with a sigh

"THE AUTHOR ZERO!" Rosalina exclaimed, pulling an Iphone out of her swimsuit and showing the screen to Zero "THEY MADE A TUMBLR BLOG!"

"What the...? They made a tumblr blog? Not something else? Like updating all the old-ass fanfics for a change? Hell, we both know nobody even reads this garbage fire!" Zero replied in his usual manner

"C'MON ZERO, WE'LL GET TO SEE ILLUSTRATIONS OF OUR MISADVENTURES AND STUFF! OOHH IM SO EXCITED!" Rosalina cheered as her stomach churned out more ominous noises, her farts growing louder and wetter

"O-okay Rosa, time to get up now a-alright!?" Zero panicked as Rosalina's churning tummy and constant farting began to make nearby Piantas and tourists stare in a mixture of fright, arousal and shock

"I CANT HELP IT ZERO IM SO EXCITED I COULD JUST!"

Rosalina was unable to ever finish her sentence as a grand explosion of gas erupted from her behind, a loud, long fart as all of Isle Delfino was consumed by a mushroom-cloud like explosion of yellow gas, the inhabitants of each island subjected to the horrible stink of Rosalina's destructive farts- yet the person who recieved the worst of it was none other than Zero, who was under Rosalina at the time of the blast, and was therefore subjected to the absolute worst of the gassy princesses ass-blast

such a calamity had never been seen before on Isle Delfino. Even the great pollution caused by the nefarious Shadow Mario pales in comparison.

In all honesty, yup! There you got it folks! I've got a tumblr blog for all you out there to enjoy! Fair warning though- its all fetish content. Farts and big butts and poop and the like. If thats not your cup of tea then just keep scrolling buddy. If you are one of the brave warriors who'll choose to continue, more information to the tumblr's included in MY PROFILE!