goodness, this was to the lovely person who told me they'd spazz until I updated, and I quote, "NAOW!" haha, this is dedicated to Pandagirl4561! Hope you like PB&J, because that's all this chapter is. The next chapters will be very shippy. I thought that Tavros and Gamzee deserved their own chapter. This chapter, by the way, has been pretty much planned out since I started the whole story.

Except, the intial version was gonna have them having sex on the dinner table. WHOOPS, my finger slipped and I forgot that! (no, its just because I was too embarrassed to type out a sex scene, AND because I feel Tavros would not have sex so early in a relationship)

also, to the review I got just a second ago... whoops. sorry, the pairings are kinda set in stone. no GamNep for you. D:


TG: okay you got this bro

TC: i GoT tHiS

TG: yea you got this

TC: i GoT tHiS

TG: okay stop fucking repeating it dude we all know youve got it

TG: youve said it fifty fucking times now

TG: you REALLY got this

TC: fUcK, dAvE, i DoN't GoT tHiS! )o:

TG: yes you do shut your stoned juggalo face bro

TG: look hes probably like right there

TG: being all cute or whatever in his wheelchair

TG: just waiting for you to make your move

TG: you see that ginger over there (*)

TC: yEaH

TG: he wants that fine nitram ass

TC: wHaT? FUcK nO!

TG: thats right hes gonna claim that booty if you dont

TG: so man the hell up and go

TG: pull up those clown pants high and saunter up to him

TG: do it

TC: i GaVe MySeLf A wEdGiE

TG: you moron fix your stupid pants it was a figure of speech

TC: i CaN't Do ThIs

TG: thats what i said about your mom

TC: I dOn'T hAvE a MoM.

TG: …

TG: i forgot

TC: i HaTe YoU

TG: yeah yeah just go now you loser

– terminallyCapricious [TC] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

Gamzee swallowed the lump in his throat. He could do this. He would do this. This is what he was going to do. Tavros looked up at him with those gorgeous brown eyes. "Gamzee!"

Nope. He could not do this. Dave doesn't know what he's talking about. Dave is dumb. The world is dumb. Gamzee is dumb. Gamzee felt pretty dumb, at least, staring with wide eyes at Tavros as the boy wheeled up to him.

"Gamzee, hey! What's, uh, up?" Tavros greeted, as per usual.

"Yes." What? Gamzee, pull yourself together! You've been practicing this for awhile. You are confident you can do it. But Tavros was totally throwing you off! He's just a boy, okay? Just a boy!

Just a boy you've liked since middle school, and maybe even before then! Shit!

"Gamzee?" Gamzee shook his head and tried to focus on the younger boy. "Did you, uh, hear what I just, er, said to you?"

"Yeah, bro!" Gamzee lied. "Kinda." He smiled nervously. "Not really." Finally, with a sigh, he shook his head. "I didn't hear a motherfuckin thing."

"I said, would you like to, uh, come over to my house after, um, school?" Tavros asked, then frowned. "Are you, um, feeling well?"

Gamzee nodded quickly. "Yeah, bro, I'm cool! I'll get my chill on with you after school, Tavbro. Sounds motherfuckin cool!" he agreed.

Tavros' face brightened instantly. "Great! My mama will be so excited to meet you!" he replied cheerfully. Gamzee chuckled nervously, fiddling with his shirt. "Okay, Gamzee, bye!" Gamzee looked up, realizing Tavros was already leaving. He should probably say something now. Yeah, like just casually say something.

Gamzee opened his mouth, but nothing came out. And Tavros disappeared from view. Okay, there would be another chance later. He could do this. This was a thing he could definitely do.


Tavros wheeled up to his door, fumbling in his pockets for his keys. Gamzee examined his house. The Nitrams weren't very wealthy, but their house was nice. It was at the other end of the street from Gamzee's. And across from it. The bigger, more expensive houses (like Gamzee's) were on the right, and the smaller, cheaper houses (like Tavros') were on the left.

"Here's home!" Tavros grinned, opening up the door and wheeling in. "Mama!"

Tavros' mother came around the corner, smiling pleasantly. "Tavros, cómo estuvo tu día?" Gamzee blinked. Tavros spoke Spanish at home? Ms. Nitram noticed him then, tilting her head. "Oh, un amigo? Hm, es esto Gamzee? Hola, Gamzee, cómo estás?" She smiled brightly, and Gamzee realized then where Tavros had gotten his adorable smile from.

"Mama, he doesn't speak Spanish!" Tavros reminded, blushing. Gamzee felt his confidence swell. Ms. Nitram already knew his name. She had glanced at him for only a second and knew exactly who he was. That meant that Tavros must talk about him a lot to her. Gamzee let his smile grow huge.

"Hola, Señorita Nitram. Es muy agradable conocerte al fin. Me gusta tu casa," Gamzee replied, pulling from all the books he had read. Ms. Nitram gave Tavros raised eyebrows, and Tavros just gaped up at Gamzee.

"Gamzee, when did you, uh, learn how to speak Spanish? You never, um, told me you, um, spoke Spanish," Tavros finally spoke up.

"Because I don't. I mean, I just got my Spanish on and learned a few weeks ago," Gamzee shrugged.

"You speak it very well, Gamzee," Ms Nitram complimented in her thick accent. Gamzee blushed a little, ruffling his hair in embarrassment.

Tavros wheeled up to his mom, giving her a look. She grinned back mischievously. "Mama, vaya!" he urged. She chuckled, turning to Gamzee.

"I will be going out with some friends, so you two can have some time alone," she grinned.

"Mamá, tú me estás avergonzando! Detente!" Tavros complained, his cheeks turning red. Ms Nitram laughed, picking up her purse.

"Okay, you boys, have fun," she smiled, leaving. Tavros smiled nervously at Gamzee.

"Uh, are you hungry?" he asked nervously. Gamzee nodded with a big smile.

"My stomach is motherfuckin empty, bro," he replied. Tavros laughed.

"Alright, I'll go, um, make you some dinner. Are burritos too, um, simple?" he asked. Gamzee shrugged.

"I'm up for anything," he replied. Tavros smiled again and went into the kitchen. Gamzee watched him, thinking about the Taurus cooking. For him. God, that was hot. Like, really hot.

TG: yo clown

TG: you do it yet

TG: if you chickened out im punching you through the computer

TG: fuck logic because im doing it

TC: FuCk OfF, I'M aT hIs HoUsE nOw

TC: AnD I AlReAdY sPoKe SpAnIsH. tO hIs MoM. :o)

TC: iT wAs OfF tHe MoThErFuCkIn HoOk BrO

TC: hIs MoM lEfT a LiTtLe WhIlE aGo. I'm HeRe AlOnE wItH hIm, HoNk HoNk! ;o)

TG: you aren't fucking him while chatting with me are you

TC: FuCk No. He'S cOoKiNg FoR mE.

TC: tHaT's So HoT.

TC: iS iT jUsT mE wHo ThInKs ItS hOt ThAt TaVrOs Is NoT oNlY cOoKiNg, BuT fOr Me?

TG: yeah its just you

TG: freak

TC: FuCk OfF. sHiT hErE hE cOmEs. LaTeR!

Gamzee looked up and watched Tavros wheel up to him. "Tada!" he cheered, setting down the HUGE burrito in front of Gamzee. Gamzee gave it wide eyes. "What?"

"It's motherfucking gigantic!" Gamzee shouted. Tavros raised an eyebrow.

"Sorry?" Gamzee launched himself at the Taurus, almost knocking him over, and sat on his lap.

"Sorry? You made me a big burrito! It's big! It's a burrito! And you made it!" Gamzee knew he was being really stupid, but fuck everything, he LOVED big food like it was nobody's business.

Tavros laughed happily. "Wow! I didn't know you, uh, liked food that much!" he joked. Gamzee hopped off him and began eating.

"Oh fuck me, that's amazing," Gamzee sighed happily. "It's like motherfuckin sex in my mouth."

Tavros blushed, giggling a little. "I'm glad you like it. Mama is better," he scratched his cheek nervously, going back into the kitchen to tidy up. Gamzee smirked after him, scarfing down the burrito and making his way after Tavros.

Tavros held out his hand for the plate, but Gamzee completely ignored the silent request, washing the dish himself and setting it down in the sink. Then he turned and gave Tavros a big kiss on the mouth.

Tavros stared up at him with wide eyes and rosy red cheeks. He had some of Gamzee's face paint smeared on his lips, and Gamzee couldn't help but laugh at it. "Gamzee, what-?"

"Wait, shush your cute little face." Gamzee took a deep breath. "I'm all up and in motherfuckin love with you, Tavros," he admitted, looking away.

He was expecting to look back and see blushing, or maybe disgust (but he really hoped not!), but instead Tavros was given him an almost angry look. "Damn it, Gamzee, I was gonna say something first."

"Huh?" Wow, Gamzee, that was intelligent. Tavros smacked a hand to his forehead.

"Dave gave me all this, uh, great advice. And even though he was, er, kind of an ass while doing it, it was really good, um, advice. He also advised me on, um, having sex with you," Tavros blushed harder, "but I'm, uh, not sure about that part."

Gamzee felt himself blush. "We can if you want to," he mentioned, trying to sound casual.

"But I don't want to." Fuck. "Not yet, at least. I mean, I've, uh, liked you for a long time, maybe even love, but I still, er, think we should, um, wait a little." Tavros bit his lip. "Or a lot, actually."

"Alright, alright, I'm chill with this shit," he shrugged. Tavros glanced at the couch.

"We can cuddle and watch a movie together, though..." Gamzee smiled brightly.

"Fuck yes." He picked Tavros up, surprising the smaller boy, and carried him to the couch, laying down with him resting on top of him. Tavros giggled cheerfully, resting his head on Gamzee's chest.

"I love you, Gamzee," he announced as a stupid movie they were barely going to watch came on.

"I motherfuckin love you too, Tav," Gamzee replied as he started rubbing circles on the Taurus' back.

They were asleep within minutes, and they were in the same position when Ms. Nitram came home. She smiled softly and let them sleep.


*Dave doesn't go to their school, remember? he just said something random and hoped there was actually a ginger standing in Gamzee's line of sight. Which apparently there was.

also, the pants thing. Gamzee pulling up his pants too high and giving himself a wedgie, god I cried laughing while writing that!

Sorry if Gamzee is kind of OOC. I just can't write him very well! I love him, but he's hard for me to portray.