Ch7.

On the death star padme and obi-wan split up to look for the self-destruct button to initiate the self-destruct sequence.

"I don't know why they had a self destruct button here but im glad they're just that dumb enough to have one." –obi-wan said to himself

He had found the button and was ready to text padme and tell her when was interrupted.

"Don't push that button." –darth vader

"Why not?" –obi-wan

"Because I said so." –vader

"you're not the boss of me." –obi-wan

"I will kill you obi-wan." –vader

"you tried that once and you ended up in that suit." –obi-wan

"that was mean and now im gonna kill you for reals this time." -vader

"you don't have to do that Anakin you can come back to the light I know there's probably still good in you." –obi-wan

"Anakin Skywalker is dead, I killed him." –vader

"No you dumb fuck you're just detaching yourself from who you were." –obi-wan "Anakin and darth vader are the same person and you need to accept that."

"Anakin Skywalker died on Mustafar a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…" –vader "he was left to burn alive by someone who supposedly loved him." -vader

"That was 15 years ago let it go also that was rude." –obi-wan

"it was rude of you to leave me to die." –vader

"it was rude of you to murder literally everyone." –obi-wan

"that was 15 years ago, let it go." –vader

"LET IT GO, LET IT GO" –Elsa appears out of nowhere. Vader force chokes her.

"I cant let you stop me." –vader "now with my master gone Im the most powerful being in the universe and you aren't going to stop me.

"alright guess you're more machine now than man an twisted and evil, btw what happened to your dick? Is it still there did it get burned off, can you still use it? How do you eat and shit?" –obi-wan

Vader then goes to attack Obi-wan and they fight because those are really personal questions and vader doesn't like answering them and frankly it's rude to ask and none of his business also you know he wanted revenge for being tunred inteo a metal persn.