dude!

k: well! Sounds busy over there. Hey, Legolas, what do you think
of it?

Lego: mumbles over not being able to type his name properly on the
laptop

k: What?

Legi: mumbles some more

k: Hey, can I call you Legi? Or Lego? I think I already called you
Lego once though...

Leggy: ARGH!

k: Ok calm down. Maybe it's a setting on the writing program or
maybe a chip imbedded or...

(no one really understands what kaiba is talking about, other than
that it has something to do with computers)

k: Who wrote that? I wasn't looking.

Leo Grog: Guess who wrote this? Legoi...argh...Well, I don't know
who but the thing in brackets, I was busy.

k: Doing what?

LG: sighs at the name Like brushing my hair! Find out how to fix
this!

k: holds up a hand be quiet. I need concentration. types around
with stuff Try it now.

Leeeeggoooollasss: Hey! I spelled my name right! Too many letters
though.

k: Hmmmmm...what about now?

Leg-o-ass: blushes Ahhhh!!! Look at what it did!
k: covers laughter um, yes. Well, I have to ponder this problem.
Here, I'll get rid of whatever I just did, explaining it would only
confuse you. walks away after

(funny name stuff)

LeGoLaaasssss: Who wrote that?!

(hahahahahaha!)

Lalalass: freaking out There's no one here! Kaiba! Where are
you?!

(the master of the laptop has left you to your fate!)

Laughinglego: No! Kaiba would never!

HEAD: What fate?

the cheeze: BLAH!!!!!

Laughablelas: THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU STUPID #&$()#$&()#)(#)
PEOPLE!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU EXIST!

HEAD: Well, I am a head. The head of the great druid...ALLANON!!!
waits Well, you could pretend to be awed and worshiping, you know.

the cheeze: Blah.

HEAD: Everything is blah to you isn't it?

(Fools. You will all submit yourselves to my everlasting power!)

Legs: What power do you have, besides being invisible? I can't even
see the keys move.

(You wouldn't. I do not need such things. I have the power over
your names, your identities. I have the power of all things computer,
including the ultimate weapon: The Internet!)

L: NO! Not The Internet!

(Oh, yes...The Internet can be used against you, if you do not obey
me.)
Legolas: Hey, my name is spelt right!

(Because I wish it to be.)

Legolas: falls to knees Oh, your greatness!

the cheeze: Blah. disappears

HEAD: Blah right. The laptop really is a witch. disappears in
search of Knight from the holy grail

k: What is all this? Oh, well. I guess I'll never know.

(Soon, Kaiba, soon you will know. I will let you know everything.
Hahahaha!)

...pull the plug