dude!
k:
well! Sounds busy over there. Hey, Legolas, what do you think
of
it?
Lego: mumbles over not being able to type his name
properly on the
laptop
k: What?
Legi: mumbles some more
k: Hey, can I call you Legi? Or Lego? I think I
already called you
Lego once though...
Leggy: ARGH!
k:
Ok calm down. Maybe it's a setting on the writing program or
maybe
a chip imbedded or...
(no one really understands what kaiba is
talking about, other than
that it has something to do with
computers)
k: Who wrote that? I wasn't looking.
Leo
Grog: Guess who wrote this? Legoi...argh...Well, I don't know
who
but the thing in brackets, I was busy.
k: Doing what?
LG:
sighs at the name Like brushing my hair! Find out how to fix
this!
k: holds up a hand be quiet. I need concentration.
types around
with stuff Try it now.
Leeeeggoooollasss:
Hey! I spelled my name right! Too many letters
though.
k: Hmmmmm...what about now?
Leg-o-ass: blushes Ahhhh!!! Look at
what it did!
k: covers laughter um, yes. Well, I have to ponder
this problem.
Here, I'll get rid of whatever I just did,
explaining it would only
confuse you. walks away after
(funny name stuff)
LeGoLaaasssss: Who wrote that?!
(hahahahahaha!)
Lalalass: freaking out There's
no one here! Kaiba! Where are
you?!
(the master of the laptop has left you to your fate!)
Laughinglego: No! Kaiba would never!
HEAD: What fate?
the cheeze: BLAH!!!!!
Laughablelas: THIS ISN'T FUNNY YOU STUPID
#&$()#$&()#)(#)
PEOPLE!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
YOU EXIST!
HEAD: Well, I am a head. The head of the great
druid...ALLANON!!!
waits Well, you could pretend to be awed and
worshiping, you know.
the cheeze: Blah.
HEAD: Everything is blah to you isn't it?
(Fools. You will all submit yourselves to my everlasting power!)
Legs: What power
do you have, besides being invisible? I can't even
see the keys
move.
(You wouldn't. I do not need such things. I have the
power over
your names, your identities. I have the power of all
things computer,
including the ultimate weapon: The
Internet!)
L: NO! Not The Internet!
(Oh, yes...The
Internet can be used against you, if you do not obey
me.)
Legolas:
Hey, my name is spelt right!
(Because I wish it to be.)
Legolas: falls to knees Oh, your greatness!
the cheeze: Blah. disappears
HEAD: Blah right. The laptop really
is a witch. disappears in
search of Knight from the holy
grail
k: What is all this? Oh, well. I guess I'll never know.
(Soon, Kaiba, soon you will know. I will let you know
everything.
Hahahaha!)
...pull the plug
