Disclaimer:
PHE: I don't own anything that is recognizable to you people out there, such as the lord of the rings movies and/or books and anything that falls into that category. walks off
Sam: My, I feel loved.
Fred: Indeed.
Sam: And this is a boring disclaimer.
Fred: Indeed.
Sam: Is that all you say?
Fred: Indeed.
Sam: Do you pick your nose?
Fred: Indee- wait! No!
Sam: Ha! I win!
Fred: Grrrrr…
Nora: appears A wing! A wing! A wi- disappears
Sam and Fred: …erm…right…
Nora: appears AAAAAAAAAAAAA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! disappears
PHE: please excuse the nora…too much starburst jelly beans and mountain "dizzle" (as alex would say) makes her…
Nora: appears wiiiiiii and you, too! Iiiiiiiiiiiing! disappears
PHE: …hyper….on with the lovely story that in no way contains a nora….thank god and eru and Allah and Buddha and Bender (from Futurama) and The holy chickens.
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Chris Merrimam: And monkies. If they bite your face, you become pregnant in a second and two nano minutes.
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"A ring!" Fred cried. He and Sam stared at the golden ring in the tiny box for a moment before Fred's mom spoke up and broke the silence.
"A very gorgeous ring at that!" she exclaimed. "Fred, why don't you try it on?"
Fred gave Sam a look that clearly said "My mom is insane!" before carefully pulling the ring out of the box. He was about to put it on when Sam gave a shout and snatched it from his fingers.
"Sam!" Fred moaned. "Gimmie back my ring! Lemmie try it on first, and then you can have your tu-" He stopped in mid-sentence upon seeing a strange look in Sam's eye. He arched an eyebrow in question, and Sam shrugged.
"Fred, there's something on this ring. Lemmie clean it off, since I'm standing up already, 'kay?" Sam said, making her way over to the sink.
Fred nodded slowly, as if unsure of his decision. Sam walked over to the sink, but just as she passed Fred's foot, she tripped over it, and the ring went flying into the stove, landing in the pan where Fred's mom had been making pancakes.
"Sam!" Fred shouted, annoyed. "You clumsy klutz!"
(((A/N: Nora: appears a wiiiiiiing! disappears)))
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" Sam whispered, but her face said otherwise.
"Sam, what's going on…?" Fred whispered as his mom went over and retrieved the ring from the empty pancake pan.
"I just had a thought…" She hissed back.
"So you threw my birthday present into a hot pan! Are you mad?" he asked.
Sam shrugged. "I may be…"
"Ah, don't worry, Fred." His mother said with a smile. She picked up the ring from the greasy pan and tossed it to her son, who caught it in the air.
To his surprise, the gold circle was not hot and slippery like he had expected it to be, since it had been in grease, but it was cool, and smooth, much like it had been when he had first picked it up.
But there was something that was very much unlike how it had been when Fred had opened it. Instead of being plain and unadorned, it was covered in a strange, glowing, fiery, curvy script.
"I knew…it…Woah…..glowy!" Sam whispered. Fred glared at her, and she smiled sheepishly. "Sorry." She whispered.
"That's a neat ring there, son." Fred's dad said with a grin. "Your Uncle Bob must've spent a lot of money. He's very excited for you, I hope you know. He is a very big fan of "The Lord of the Rings", and he's glad that you've taken an interest in it, too."
Fred frowned. "Da-ad!" He groaned. "I haven't taken an interest in it! I've always liked it."
"Still," His dad said with a smile. "He's glad to be able to share something with you."
Fred eyed Sam warily, whose eyes read 'Wow, that's a creepy uncle!'
"Well," Fred said, standing up. "Sam and I hafta go to school, so…"
"We'll see you after school, honey." His mom finished for him with a kind smile.
(((A/N: Nora: appears hon-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! sees PHE with a mountain dizzle bottle eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey disappears)))
Fred nodded and pocketed the small, golden band as he and Sam left the table and walked down the hall towards the door.
The two of them picked up their (((Nora: appears Noses! Picked up their noses!))) backpacks and with a final goodbye, left the house, neither of them knowing exactly what Sam had found out about the ring…
A/N: okay, I'm sorry, but this is also known as the nora infested chapter. She's sorta next to me and we're hyper. So I apologize to all of you lovely readers out there. But for those of you who enjoy a good laff, if you can guess what ….
Nora: what I mean by : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIIIIIIIIING! disappears
…Then you get your own life supply of mountain dizzle, delivered by Alex Davis, the Backwasher himself, along with the loverly Prince of mirkwood and the twins of Rivendell….in otherwords
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