I have felt like updating, so here is today's second update. Please review and enjoy!
Quirrel: Master, master! The shipments for the first task of the tournament have just arrived
Voldemort: Yes I know Quirrel I hear everything you hear
Everyone laughed.
Quirrel: Isn't it wonderful master. We made sure Harry Potter's name was drawn from the cup and soon he will be ours
"Yeah right."
Voldemort: Yes it's really happening isn't it Quirrel? You know with the plan going so well I feel like maybe we should celebrate. What do ya say Quirrel? Hows about we go out? I hear it's karaoke night at the Hogs Head
"Do they have that?" Hermione asked.
"No, Mrs. Granger, they do not." Dumbledore said.
"We should have one." Ginny said.
"That would be funny." Harry said.
"We could sing Gotta Get Back to Hogwarts." Ginny suggested.
"Maybe we should see what other songs there are first." Harry said.
"Yeah, we need to find something for Tom and Draco to sing."
Those two looked horrified.
Quirrel: I don't know I have all these papers to grade and I've been giving so much attention to this revenge plan that I'm really behind
Voldemort: Ah, come on Quirrel you've been working so hard all year you deserve a night off
Quirrel: But the papers….
Voldemort: Oh just give them all B minuses and be done with it
"He better not!" Hermione said.
"B minus?" Draco asked.
"It's part of the muggle grading system." Harry said.
Quirrel: Now that's evil
"That's pathetic." Tom said.
Voldemort: Ya thanks I am the dark lord.
"Not anymore." Tom said.
Come on just a few drinks, hey we'll try to pick up some chicks
"Yikes."
"Hey!"
Quirrel: I wouldn't know what to say, I'm no good at that
"Somehow I'm not surprised." Snape said.
Voldemort: Come on it'll be fun! You just move your lips and I'll do the talking
"Like a ventriloquist." Hermione said.
Quirrel: Uhh…
Voldemort: Quirrel, man, listen! I may just be a parasite on the back of your head who's literally devouring your soul every time you take a breath,
"That right there is the way to encourage someone." Tom said.
but I can see that you're too good a guy not to have a bit of fun once and a while. You deserve this
Quirrel: Well, if you put it that way then… let's just go wild tonight
Voldemort: Aaah! That's the spirit Squirrel! Put on a fresh pair of wizard shorts and grab your tunic. Quirrel we are gonna get you laid.
"Oh gross."
Seriously man back when I had a body, WOOH! I had mad game with the bitches… just ask Bellatrix LeStrange
"That's my aunt." Draco said.
"She's dead now." Ginny said.
"Still."
"She's also a bitch."
"..."
"Exactly."
(The scene changes to the dungeon with Harry Ron and Hermione under the cloak)
Ron: Wow uh, this cloak isn't as big as it used to be
"It's not that small." Harry said.
Hermione: Shh! Someone's coming!
Draco: Did you just hear something?
Goyle: No it's really quiet. Maybe one rain drop
Draco: No matter. Tell me Goyle who do you think is the ugliest girl in school?
"You better not go there." Ron threatened.
Goyle: Uh, oh Buckbeak for sure
"Is Buckbeak even a girl?" Ron asked.
"I don't know." Harry said.
Draco: Hmm. Crabbe?
Crabbe: Uh… Winkie the house elf
"She is not." Hermione said.
Draco: Good one. Obscure. You know who I thinks' the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger,
"Your character has about ten seconds to fix it." Ron said.
you know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten with one would be the ugliest and then ten would be pretty, I would give her… and 8… an 8.5… or a 9 not, not over a 9.8 because there is always room for improvement.
"Draco thinks I'm pretty." Hermione said.
"Well... your not bad looking."
"Thanks, I think."
Not everybody's perfect like me, that's why I'm holding out for a 10! Because I'm worth it.
Ron and Harry found that very funny.
Come on let's go
(Draco Crabbe and Goyle leave)
Harry: Wow what a bunch of jerks!
Hermione: Alright forget them now where did you say you saw those crates being delivered?
Ron: I think they were being delivered to the auditorium so they should be to the end of this hallway and to the left
"Auditorium?"
"It's kind of like a theater."
Ron: Look!
Hermione: A goat?
Harry: A goat? Oh my god I have to fight a goat! I don't know if I can do that morally
"I would have rather done that."
"Harry, anyone would have rather fought a goat." Ginny said.
Snape: And the goats have been set for feeding time headmaster
Dumbledore: Feeding time? Dragons don't want to be fed, they want to hunt!
"Damn" Harry said.
"Sorry Harry." Ron said.
Harry: Did he just say dragons?
Snape: Did you just say, did he just say dragons? (Laughter)
Dumbledore: I must have because anyone else hiding in this room would have known to shut up, Potter
"Yeah Potter, shut it." Ron said.
"Bring it Weasley."
Snape: Headmaster do you really think it's wise to have children fight dragons?
"No" Dumbledore said. Everyone jumped, forgetting he was there.
Dumbledore: No Snape I don't think it's wise to do anything anymore, like, here I am alive and I could very well be killed by you tomorrow
Harry looked at Snape, Snape looked at Harry, they both looked away.
Snape: Why that's absurd
Dumbledore: Severus let's go to bed. Have you ever seen my room? I've got some pretty kickin' posters on my wall
"I don't like what he's suggesting." Ron said.
"No one does." Draco said.
Snape: *yawns* Well I am rather tired
(Snape and Dumbledore leave)
Harry: Oh man I have to fight a dragon? This is bogus! How can I fight a dragon, I'm just a little kid.
"I was fourteen."
"In this you're twelve." Tom pointed out.
"Still."
Ron: Alright well maybe it won't be that bad Harry maybe you'll just have to fight Mushu from Mulan I don't know maybe like Puff the magic dragon.
"Muggle." Hermione said.
"I didn't ask." Draco said.
"You were going to."
Hermione: Ron this is serious Harry could die! Now look there's still some tome alright we just need to figure out a plan
Harry: Ok we should probably do that back in the common room. Wait, where's the invisibility cloak?
Ron: I threw it over there on that magical walking chair over… Oh crap
Harry: Yeah that's uh, that's going to be an issue
"Did you lose my invisibility cloak?"
"No."
"Ron."
"Yes."
"If you ever lose my invisibility cloak, I will..."
"Harry, there is no need to finish that sentence."
"Fine, lets start the next scene."
"Okay."
