Coconut Wax-Well, Vaati did look kinda short to me when I looked at his image in the little booklet that comes with the game. I might be overexagerating it. I'm probably also overdoing his age (which is yet to be mentioned) but oh well. I'm the writer. I control what happens in this world! MWAHAHAHAHA (went mad with powere)

Masked Lover-...Um...uh...sure.

Daciamian101-Um... no.

Ripuku-OMG! You know of another Vaati mpreg?! Please tell me where it is! One of the main reasons I started this one was because I couldn't find a Vaati mpreg (fanfic or fanart) on any of the sites I checked!

Chapter 7

Link watched Vaati roll out of bed and moan. After a minute or so he pushed himself up of the floor "Not a morning person"

"Morning sickness, more like it" Vaati mumbled, sitting back down on the bed and wrapping his arms around his stomach "Man… this sucks. I've felt bad before but this is the worst"

"Oh… so you can't make breakfast this morning?"

"Only if you want the remains of last night's dinner in it" Vaati muttered before falling over onto his bed.

Link sighed and headed downstairs. Since they'd discovered Vaati could, in fact, cook (and good at that) it had become the Minish boy's job to make all the meals. Neither of them complained since they were both sick of sandwiches. To Link it seemed like Vaati liked it anyway.

He pulled a couple eggs out, figuring he'd seen Vaati cook enough egg dishes in the past two weeks that he could do it now. He seemed very found of eggs.

Back upstairs Vaati lay in bed crying quietly "I… I hate this" he whispered. One of his hands was still wrapped around his stomach, but the other was limp "Why did this have to happen to me?"

He sat up and wiped his tears away "It doesn't matter if I have to raise this brat or not. Ganondorf will still hold it over my head for the rest of his life that he raped me. And Link and Zelda can black mail me with the story of my nine month stay at Link's house"

He sighed and reached for a bag that was usually under his cape, but he now stored under Link's bed. After a minute he pulled out a couple talismans "I have a few Memory Charms left, but I doubt this would be enough to clear Link or Zelda's memory of my stay. Maybe I could use them on Ganondorf the next time he shows up"

Sighing, he dressed in some normal clothing and shoved the talismans into his pocket.

When he came downstairs he saw scrambled eggs on the table "I thought, since you weren't feeling well, I'd cook. But I made some for you if you started feeling better" Link said.

Vaati tilted the plate the eggs were on and watched yellow goop slide run of the top, then flipped it the eggs over and turned slightly green at the sight of pure black "How can you leave part of the egg undercooked and burn the rest of it?"

"I did something wrong, didn't I?"

"Do you need me to tell you?"

"Well, now that you're down here can you make breakfast?"

"Nope" Vaati dumped the egg into the trash "any appetite I had was gone after seeing that thing (and I was still feeling sick) so I'm really not in the mood for cooking. I'm gonna go to the river, 'kay?" Without giving Link a chance to reply, Vaati left the house.

Link scowled "So maybe I can't cook. Why can't you teach me? WHY WON'T ANYONE TEACH ME?"

Outside, Vaati was skipping rocks across the river. It was mildly amusing, and helped him think. Erasing Ganondorf's memories sounded good, but it left a problem. First, the man would notice the gap in his memories and instantly blame the Minish Sorcerer. Second, he'd either still want to use Vaati as a sex toy, or give up on him. If it was the first option then he'd be spending a lot more time with Link. If it was the later then he'd probably be booted out. Not that he'd miss Link, but he honestly didn't want to go through pregnancy alone. That and, sometime he got lonely living by himself. Not that he'd ever admit it to anyone.

Ganondorf was lucky to have a whole society of Gerudo women who worshipped him. He was never alone.

Speak of the devil and he shall come. Vaati's heart skipped a beat when he heard the pounding footsteps that could only belong to that man. Suddenly he wished he'd stayed inside. What if Link didn't notice Ganondorf around?

The possibility that that might happen frightened Vaati. He cautiously stood up and crept toward the house. He was just within reach of the door when Ganondorf started turning in his direction. Terrified, Vaati bolted in, not closing the door behind him.

"Link" He ran up and clamped onto the hero "Ganondorf's out there!"

Link pushed Vaati off of him and stormed outside. He imagined rape was terrible, but it must have been a lot worse than he thought seeing how it got Vaati to act. Though he was pregnant…

"HEY! GANONDORK!" Link called. That got the man's attention "What are you doing here?"

"Where is he?" Ganondorf demanded.

"None of your business" Link drew his sword.

Ganondorf laughed "I find it amusing that you're harboring a criminal!"

"It's a case of 'who's the greater evil?'" Link said honestly "You won, so I fight you"

Link didn't notice what Ganondorf did, which would be Vaati slipping out of the house with something shiny in his hand.

Ganondorf launched at the smaller boy so fast that Link had no time to prepare. Vaati quickly sidestepped out of the way, almost forgetting to slip the object over Ganondorf's neck.

"What are you doing?" Link hissed "hide!"

"Distract him!" Vaati ordered, clasping his hands together "Just long enough for me to cast this spell!"

Link nodded. That sounded more than reasonable, assuming Vaati hadn't switched sides. He charged at Ganondorf, holding him back, while Vaati softly chanted in ancient Hylian (trilingual!). The talisman which Vaati had almost failed to get around Ganondorf's neck began to glow, which Link took as his cue to back away.

Vaati slipped back into the house, taking Link with him, and shut the door just in time to avoid a bright flash of light.

"What was that?"

"Memory spell. If I did it right he forgot everything involving me that happened for the past four months" Vaati said "So, that should mean one less person with black-mail on me and he might not chase me anymore" Vaati brushed a bit of dirt of his clothes "which probably means I'll be going home soon"

"Forget it" Link said dryly "Until that kids born your trapped here. Like it or not"

Vaati nodded. He wasn't sure if he liked that or not.

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Rune Caster: Okay, for the record, Ganondorf is the only non-straight character in this story. (I wanna say there's no gayness, but the story began with one male raping another male)

This story was originally supposed to be really angsty. I planned on having Dark Link help Vaati instead then do the whole 'actually I serve Ganondorf' thing and have him betray Vaati, then later on betray Ganondorf and save Vaati's life or something. Anyway, I clearly didn't do that.