A squad of scout troopers searched through a dark, desolate forest, following the trail of a patrol reported as missing the day before. They walk through cautiously, guns in hand, the sergeant leading the squad looks back at his men, one was especially jittery, "Rookies..." he thought to himself. The group eventually reached , what appeared to be, a massive tree stump. "Private Krell" he started, pointing to one of the troopers, "I want you to scout ahead and see what that is" "Yes, sir" the scout trooper obediently responded, saluting. After several minutes, the soldier began to radio his sergeant "Um, sir, this appears to be a...what in the universe was that...oh, oh no, get back (blast fire) AHH!" *transmission cut*. Now afraid, the sergeant turned to the rest of his men "Something very strange is going on" he thought to himself "I want you four men to go and see what ever happened to Private Krell, the rest of you, stay behind me, form a defensive line". After several more minutes of silence, the trooper finally heard blast fire in the distance, "SIR, WHAT EVER KILLED PRIVATE KRELL WAS SOME MONSTER, HE WAS TORN APART BY SOME-" was all he heard before the transmission cut, and the air was silent once again. So shocked was he, that he didn't have time to look behind himself, didn't notice his three troopers being pulled into the trees or the bushes, didn't notice he was alone. "This is my swamp" a voice whispered next to the audio-sensor on his helmet, he didn't even have time to scream.

"So, what convinced you of all this?" Luke queried the Doctor "Well, see, a few months ago, as I was adventuring through the universes, I witnessed something""Universes...?" Luke said, looking skeptical, the Doctor continued "Another universe, the Twilight-verse, or, at least that's what I call it, was, basically, destroyed" "Hmm, I see" Luke responded, backing away "Yes, destroyed, wiped out, obliterated, annihilated" the Doctor continued. "So, the "Fox-animated verse"? Okay, friend, I'd say you're either completely insane, or you've been taking WAY too many deathsticks" the Doctor looked at Luke and grinned "Oh, Luke, I'm only a little crazy". "Anyway" the Doctor said "it's time for our first stop" "Stop?" Luke asked "Why yes, ever heard of Scotland?" Luke simply stared at the Doctor with a look of befuddlement "Scotland?" "Ah, yes, I forgot, you've never been to Earth" "Earth?" Luke asked, growing more confused with each passing second "Yes, it's time we pick up our next passenger on our little journey, a talented young man, a little younger than you, that goes by the name of-" "HARRY POTTER" reporters shrieked as the young wizard walked through "HARRY, WHAT WAS YOUR FINAL DUEL WITH THE DARK LORD LIKE" shrieked one reporter "Well it was quite-" "HARRY, DO YOU THINK THE DARK LORD IS REALLY DEAD" another reporter shouted, cutting Harry off "Most certainly I think-" "HARRY, WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO NOW THAT THE DARK LORD IS DEAD!?" "Right now I just want to go to a nice quiet place and relax" "HARRY-" "ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH QUESTIONS" Harry shouted, finally having had enough of their nonsense. The young wizard dismissed the reporters and tried storming off. The Battle of Hogwarts had just concluded the day before, and Harry just wanted to go and rest, for the first time in almost a year, hell, maybe for the first time since Voldemort had returned. Harry thought to himself "Many people have died, good people, like Remus, Fred" Harry thought to himself, feeling sullen. Harry sat himself down on some of the rubble left by the battle of Hogwarts. As he contemplated the past day's events, a police box began to materialize in front of him...

The burning hiss of a lightsaber fills the otherwise ambient environment of the room, it's blue glow lighting the walls. Three more blades spring to life, their yellow glow out balancing the blue. The four blades spring to life, the three yellow blades clash with the blue. Blades spin, flip in the air, block, and parry, and in moments, a yellow blade suddenly deactivates. The two remaining blades circle the blue, charging it from two sides, only to be thrown into the walls behind them, the blue blade lunges at a yellow one, and yet another blade shuts off. Second later, the blue blade flies through the air at the final yellow blade rushing towards it, and it to, deactivates. The door to the room opened, and the lights activate, Jinn Skywalker stood above the mangled remains of three training droids, lightsaber still drawn. "Who is so bold as to enter my training room unannounced?" Jinn asks, turning his head in the direction of the intruder, "Grand Admiral Zorg...requested that I send for you, my lord" the nervous officer replied, of course it would be Zorg, he may have been an imperial officer, but he served a different emperor "If it weren't for his pull with the Master" Jinn thought "I'd have had his head by now...oh well, when the time comes, hopefully I will". The officer stared at his emperor's cold, irritated gaze, and sheepishly replied "Perhaps, my lord, I will tell him that you declined?" "No, I will meet with him shortly" Jinn answered.

Grand Admiral Zorg stood on the bridge of Skywalker's, or, as he saw it his, Super Star Destroyer, the Warpath. Hearing foot steps behind him, Zorg turned to grant his "emperor" audience. Regarding Skywalker Zorg began to explain his reasons for calling him here "Greetings, Emperor Skywalker, my reason for calling you here are for some...concerning reports" "Concerning?" Skywalker questioned, still appearing to be calm and rather uninterested "Ah, trying to intimidate me, eh, Skywalker?" Zorg thought to himself, he had served on Darth Vader's personal ship, the Executor, he did not fear force users "This emperor is nothing more than another Vader". Knowing he still needed to cooperate with his...uneasy ally, Zorg began to answer Skywalker's question "So far, three squads have been sent to investigate the camp...none have returned, now, one, was able to send us a holo-message, a distress call" Zorg said, turning towards a holoprojector console, turning it in to reveal a lone stormtrooper sergeant "HELLO, IF ANYBODY IS LISTENING, PLEASE SEND HELP, THERE'S, THERE'S SOME KIND OF MONSTER, PLEASE, WE'VE SHOT AT IT, TOSSED THERMAL DETONATOR'S AT IT, NOTHING WORKED, WHATEVER THIS THING IS, IT ISN'T NORMAL, IF YOU TRULY PLAN ON CAPTURING IT, USE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! I REPEAT, THE MONSTER IS EXTREMELY RESILIENT, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER WE'LL LAST SEND HELP IMMEDIATELY! AND, oh, n-no, no, no, AH!" "The recording ends there, as I can imagine you had already deduced" Zorg said, as he turned off the recording. "Hmm...I see, Admiral Zorg, I want two platoons of stormtroopers, four AT-STs for escort, and two AT-ATs, beyond that, I want a squad of TIEs patrolling the airspace around the moving escort, prepare my shuttle, this monster won't be escaping this time". Zorg ordered another officer to begin executing Jinn's orders as he followed Jinn off the bridge. "Now we'll see why Master wants this one in the operation so badly" Jinn said to Zorg as they sat aboard the undocking shuttle.

Harry was far too tired to really react to the strange box simply appearing before him, besides, he had seen many weird and magical things in his life, should he really be so shocked? "Still," he thought to himself "Voldemort may be gone, however, I know that some of his death eaters escaped". Harry began to raise his wand as the door of the police box opened. Noticing his sudden alarm, he other students present at Hogwarts began to raise their wands with caution as well. The box opened to reveal a young man, wearing a brown tweed jacket, a bow tie, and navy blue trousers "Hello, I'm looking for a Harry James Potter, do you know where he is by any chance?" "Um, that's me, I'm Harry, w-why are you looking for me, exactly?" "Ah, see" the man explained "I need you for a special mission, we're going to journey across the universe, not just this universe, EVERY UNIVERSE!". Harry just stared at the man blankly "And, how am I to trust you?" the man standing in the police box stared into space, pondering on a proper response "Well, because, because, well why not? I mean, if I really planned on doing anything I'd have done it by now, right?" Harry still looked rather unconvinced "Harry, who is that?" a voice asked him, it was Hermione Granger walking towards him, with Ron Weasley at her side. Harry tried to explain who the man was "Well, it's um, um...what is your name?" Harry asked the strange man, "Why I'm the Doctor of course" the jovial man answered. "Of course" Harry replied, starting to feel a tad bit annoyed by the ridiculousness of the situation. "Harry here, was just getting ready to join me on a mission, a quest, a quest to explore space and..." "Not...without my friends" Harry answered, cutting this "Doctor" off. The "Doctor" seemed to get a little nervous at this statement "why of course, they're welcomed as well" "Harry, I have a bad feeling about this", Ron whispered into his ear "what if this guy's dangerous?" Harry considered this possibility for a moment "Even if he is, I don't think he'll take no for an answer...let's just see what he's about", Harry watched Ron nod, vaguely annoyed, as the trio joined the Doctor in his...police box.

AT-ATs blasted away at swamp land, clearing the trees in their path, behind them, four AT-STs flanked multiple stormtroopers, who all walked alongside a medium-sized ground transport. "This appears to be where most of the reports came from" Zorg remarked as the escort stopped near what appeared to be a massive tree stump, although closer inspection revealed a comfortably sized shack. The transport stopped near the shack and began to open the blast doors to allow the passengers to exit. Six imperial guards exited the transport, followed by Zorg, with Jinn exiting last, clad in his ground assault armor and tunic, for security reasons. An officer rushed towards Zorg and Jinn "Orders, sirs?" Zorg glanced at Jinn for a moment and issued the officer his instructions "I want you to open a broadcast so we can get the attention of this Shrek-thing". Jinn reached into the force to feel exactly what they were dealing with, as he opened his mind to the shack and the untouched areas of the swamp, all he could sense was madness...overwhelming madness. "I AM CALLING OUT TO THE CREATURE KNOWN AS SHREK, WE COME HERE NOT TO MAKE WAR, BUT TO MAKE PEACE, AND WE MERELY REQUEST AUDIENCE. WE DO NOT WISH TO HARM YOU, BUT THREE STAR DESTROYERS NOW ORBIT YOUR PLANET, AND IF YOU FORCE US TO, WE WILL DO WHAT WE MUST TO PUT YOU DOWN AS A THREAT. IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME" Zorg shouted into the broadcaster. For several moments, there was no response, until suddenly, Jinn sensed danger. In an instant, a massive tree fell from the sky, taking out a TIE-fighter and landing on an AT-ST, taking it out as well. Immediately, the TIEs began firing on the area that the attack had come from, proceeded by the AT-ATs and the AT-STs, while the stormtroopers began forming a defensive line. Jinn and Zorg drew their weapons as trees began to collapse from behind the shack, each tree closer and closer. Suddenly a massive beast burst out of the trees, and the stormtroopers immediately began firing. The monster hurled a boulder at the troopers, killing and injuring some as he began to rush at his attackers. The beast leapt into the air, landing on the cockpit of one the AT-ATs and tearing it off, however, it was immediately shot down by the other. As the beast began to climb up from the ground, the AT-AT he had just attacked collapsed on him, proceeded by an explosion that took down another AT-ST and killed a large number of stormtroopers. Climbing out of the wreckage, the beast roared a mighty roar "THIS IS MY SWAMP" as he hurled himself at Jinn and Zorg. Immediately, Jinn pushed Zorg out of the way, and then caught the beast in the air using the force. Concentrating, he slammed his would-be attacker into the ground, before using the force to crush its windpipe. Looking down at the beast, Zorg began speaking again "Shrek, I presume? We have much to discuss..."

To Be Continued...