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by: emaleelilac
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
A/N: So, this is going to jump around episodes, so you'll have to read which one it is. Plus, you can comment on the blog and it will be viewed before the next blog or whatever. So, sorry I haven't updated in a while and enjoy!
Chad's Blog Episode 16
Heyyy CDC lovers!
Well, you should love me if you're viewing this blog.
Heck, you should love me no matter what!
So, if you're ever hungry, grad yourself a Chad sanddwitch, they're delicious!
Pico and Gravy tried to get a sandwitch named after them, but they left them out in the sun so they made us all puke.
Besides that, their sandwitch will never be as Chawesome as mine!
You see, I can even put my name into words!
Eat that!
And I gave Sonny some tickets to a basketball game (don't worry, I didn't just give them to her. I made her earn them...) and she went with Blondie and some dude named... Hayden. That's such a disgusting name!
And guess what?
Sonny and Hayden KISSSED!
He kissed my- I mean he kissed Sonny!
She said it was "just the kiss cam" or whatever and people were throwing stuff at them because they wouldn't kiss but I say LIES!!!
I trusted her! I trusted her to use my tickets with responsibility and she goes and kisses him!
She just couldn't resist the kiss cam, could she?
Then, the next night I get this phone call from her with screaming and metal noises so I went over to her house and broke down the door (yes, I do care. But only sometimes, don't let it get to your head!) and found Blondie and Hayden sitting in there and Blondie was wearing the most ridiculous pair of glasses I've ever seen!
Haha.
So blah blah blah... stuff hapened, we all barfed, and Sonny finally got her Marmi.
It works just like a regular blanket, except for it looks twice as retarded!
So now, we talk about me, shall we?
My hair is at its best, like it's ever not, and both of my eyes sparkle.
It's true, I've been told by many fans.
So, suck it Sonny!
Well, I'm done so go get yourself a Chad Sandwitch and bask in my Chawesomeness with me!
Peace out suckas!
-CDC
ItsalwaysSonnyinCali- Sorry, Chad, my mom told me never to put small things in my mouth. And Marmis are cool!
YouheartTawniHart- How can you not know my name? I'm me for Gosh sakes! And I couldn't help it the glasses, I lost my eye contacts!
Zorainthevents- Where was i when all this happened? Honestly, you spend one, maybe two days sleeping in a vent and you miss everything!
NicoandGrady- Okay, so we're on our joint account and just want to say, OUR SANDWITCH WOULD HAVE EATEN YOURS FOR BREAKFAST! If we hadn't left it in the sun for 12 hours.
ChadDylanCooper- Exactly. Would have. But didn't! I'm still the best!
Zora's Blog Episode 6,8,12, 13, and 16.
I miss everything!
Just cause I'm in the vents doesn't mean you shouldn't fill me in on everything every once in a while, Sonny, Nico, Grady, and Tawni!
Instead I hear about it in Chad's blog!
This is apauling!
I am starting the 'Zora's voice needs to be heard' petition!
Comment if you'd sign and help me be in the know.
Just because I'm eleven doesn't mean I don't need to know stuff! Sure, I was in Mexico for a week or two (which, I didn't even get swine flu, I'm completely fine, thanks for asking. Not that you did) but you still could call me every once in a while!
I feel left out!
So beware of my prank show and meat catupult, they're after you!
Bye!
-Zora
ItsalwaysSonnyinCali- I didn't mean to make you feel left out Zora.
YouheartTawniHart- Not one mention of me!
ChadDylanCooper- Who are you?
A/N: A Marmi is like a Snuggie, by the way.
Review please!
-Ema
