Author's note: Hello everyone! Please forgive me for the extremely late update *cowers in the corner* you see I was having my mock exams and I had to make sure that I do them well :p unfortunately studies come first. Anywho I think it would be a wonderful idea to prolong the ball for one day crazedduke :) Now I promise to make this a lengthy chapter so that it will make up for the long time that I took to update. OH and thank you for the reviews! Hey guest person? Would you like me to call you something else so that other anons don't get confused or something? Suggest a name for yourself :D for my reviewers and those lovely people who answered who they would like to see in this story I think they all are great ideas and I will try to add as many as possible in the ball. Also how do you guys feel about hotspot and argent, Aqualad and terra, and a villan couple to make guest appearances at the ball?
Disclaimer: "today's guest appearance will be that of the one the only, you all know him, you all love him! Its…Cyborg!"
"Ummm…what am I doing here?" Cyborg said scratching his bald head.
"Well you have to tell everyone on fanfiction that I don't own the Teen Titans of course!"
"Make me!"
"Fine then! Since I am borrowing you anyway and considering that this is MY disclaimer I will make sure to turn all your meat to Tofu!"
"NOOOOOO! Woman don't be cruel! My meat is not to be touched!"
"Then say it"
"Fine! She doesn't own teen titans okay?"
"Thanks! Oh and Cyborg…?"
"Yeah li'l lady?"
Smirks "Booyah"
"Hey!"
"Today is the day! I am feeling the stomach butterflies though…" Starfire yelled in glee when she woke up that morning in the Titans tower.
Unfortunately the rest of the titans were not awake, it being only 5:00 AM, and hearing Starfire's unexpected shout they were all woken up and now feeling quite irritated at the Tamaranian.
"Star! Be quiet! I am trying to go to sleep…" Jinx moaned into her pillow. She had gotten back late from her outing with kidflash and wanted nothing better than a few hours of sleep. However, Starfire was making this extremely difficult and even though she tried to be patient with her Jinx seriously felt like hexing her somewhere far away until she had slept to her hearts content.
"But friend Jinx! Today is the ball! We must prepare our hair, makeup, jewelry-" She was cut short be Bumblebee.
"Girl! You wanna look good for the ball don't you?"
"Of course Friend!" Starfire said with huge eyes.
Bumblebee smiled as she thought of a way for them to all get at least a few hours of guaranteed sleep " Well we can't be expected to look good if we haven't had our beauty sleep yet"
Starfire gasped "I did not do the thinking of the sleep of beauty!"
"She's right Star…" Kole mumbled into her pillow.
"Mmm-hmmm" Jinx added.
"Couldn't agree more" Raven replied in a sleepy yet monotonous voice.
"All right then friends…pleasant snorflakz!" She said coming to lay down again.
All she heard was snoring.
Meanwhile with the boys-
"Everyone get up!" Robin shouted to his fellow male heroes.
A collective groan was heard and Beastboy let out a frustrated sigh as he rolled over and mumbled "But I don't want to go to school! The kids make fun of me…"
"Beastboy! You are not going to school! You all are going to court your dates respectfully so we have to do training" Robin said with his best GET UP IF YOU WANT TO LIVE voice.
"What is he talking about now?" Speedy said pulling a pillow over his head.
Jericho merely sighed.
"Are you in over your spiky little head?! Let me sleep you twerp" Cyborg said as Robin unplugged his battery chargers.
"Listen to me all of you! We are not going to embarrass ourselves at this ball! The Titan's reputation is at stake and to avoid anything unpleasant we have to learn how to behave like gentlemen when we get to the ball which means…" Robin began and Cyborg and Beastboy sighed.
"Here it comes" Cyborg said with a frown.
"What?" Speedy asked while Jericho signed.
BB looked ill for a moment before he replied with a disgusted face "The rules"
"Rule number one!" Robin shouted at them, completely oblivious of the tired sighs around him "No pigging out"
Cyborg shouted "Hey man! If we aren't going to eat at the party then what are we supposed to do?!"
Robin gave him an icy glare "It is indecent and gives a bad impression, Also to answer your question firstly it is not a party it is a ball and secondly at the BALL you are meant to spend time with your dates…which brings us to our second Rule!"
More sighing then Robin looked to Speedy "No leaving your dates and starting to flirt with other girls"
Speedy looked affronted "Are you kidding? Jade would kill me if I tried!"
"You are not going to become a playboy like you are at other parties?" Robin said with a glare.
"Sheesh! Flirt with your girlfriend once and now I have the reputation of a playboy? Anyway that was one time and that was before I met Jade"
Robin nodded and continued "All right. Rule number three! No and I am repeating this for your sake Beastboy… under no circumstances must we let the girls get provoked by our actions"
"Hey! I do not provoke people!" Beastboy shouted.
The remaining Titans all raised their eye-brows at that but being the good little heroes that they were, decided not to say anything.
"Rule number four! Do not let anyone near your date, trust me when I say you Will get jealous and so you have to handle the situation properly by just simply telling them to back-off and if that does not work well then it's rule number five we need to look out for: No Violence at all under any circumstances." He said looking at…wait what? Jericho?!
"You know I don't fight" Jericho signed perplexed.
"Yes however I do know that in martial arts you can nearly beat me so-"
"Wait! Jericho beat you a hand to hand combat?!" Beastboy asked with a smirk.
"He did not-" Robin began again but was interrupted by Cyborg who gave Jericho a congratulatory thump on the back.
"Cool it boy wonder, Jericho here doesn't want to have to kick your butt for lying"
"Haha! This is too good to be true!" Speedy said laughing and rolling on the carpet/
"Will you all just SHUT UP!?" Robin yelled and everyone instantly quieted down. Robin cleared his throat and in a much calmer tone continued "Now that I have your attention and that we have established some ground rules there are still other areas of this ball that we need to work on and I don't think that will be possible unless each of us… IS HE STILL SLEEPING!?"
Robin said pointing at the snoring Kidflash with venom in his voice.
The boys all looked at each other and grinned. While Cyborg mad a dash towards the kitchen Speedy and Beastboy advanced towards the unsuspecting Kidflash. They made him sit up and motioned to Jericho who reluctantly went to hold kidflash in place while Robin stretched the back of his suit. Cyborg appeared and in the blink of an eye, dumped a bucket load of ice cubes in Kidflash's suit.
"Yibbledeedad! AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kidflash got up and started zooming around at top speed, all the while screaming his head off.
All the guys started laughing until the door to the common room opened and I walked all the girls, including a very angry Jinx whose eyes were glowing a dangerously bright pink colour.
Kidflash was still zooming around and yelling while patting his back. Jinx's eyes, if possible, glowed even more brightly and she shot a hand and instantly caught the distressed speedster. She held him at eye level and in a dangerously low voice said "Wally do you realize what time it is?"
He looked at her scary expression and gulped "Ummm…I'm guessing it's early?"
She narrowed her eyes "You're guessing right now before I hex you to Antarctica would you like to say anything in your defense for waking me up when I clearly did not want to be woken up!?"
At that he smirked "I do actually! It's all their fault!"
He pointed to the other titan boys who were trying hard not to look guilty.
Starfire crossed her arms "Robin?"
He looked up with a slightly red face "Y-Yeah Star?..."
"Please do the explaining of what has occurred" She said in a stern voice.
He looked to the others for help but they merely shrugged and smirked. Je glared at them and then looked at Starfire "Well you see Star…"
"Birdboy woke us up at this godforsaken hour so that we all could 'train' on how to behave at the ball so that we don't embarrass ourselves in front of you guys! And then because KF here was going all sleeping beauty on us we decided to wake him up. Stupid huh?"Beastboy said before Robin could continue.
Beastboy didn't know what to expect from the girls but it was definitely not what he saw. Each girl started awing and sighing dreamily then Robin even got a kiss from Starfire and a patt on the back from Jinx "Good to see someone here at least tries to think of his date unlike all of you gits."
"Hey!" the rest of them protested.
"Save it guys. We are gonna go for some smoothies Only the girls, Sparky" Bumblebee said spying Cyborg as he began to drool at the thought of smoothies. She continued "Get your acts together gentlemen!"
And with that the girls all went back to their rooms, changed and left with a flourish. The small group of boys were quiet for a few minutes before Beastboy spoke up "Do they always change unexplainably fast when they are mad?"
Each titan looked at the other and then in unison replied "Yup"
Speedy looked at Robin "Sorry bro but I gotta meet up with Jade plus Ollie already taught me proper etiquette so I'll be on my way now"
"Dude this is so not fair! First they didn't have to take dance lessons and now they don't even have to learn how to pull open a chair or anything!" Beastboy whined to Cyborg who was shaking his head in agreement.
"Continuing" Robin said with a cough "Kidflash! You be the girl and Beastboy please demonstrate how you would attend to your date when you are leaving and arriving at the ball"
"WHAT?! Why do I have to be the girl! And that to with HIM of all people?" Kidflash whined.
"Cause you act like one" Robin said at the same time as BB said:
"What do you mean me of all people?!"
"Wally I promise to buy you any food of your choice and as much as you want it if you do this for us" Robin said with a sigh.
Kidflash didn't need any more reason and he put his hands on his hip in a girly fashion and said in a squeaky girl voice "Well Beastboy? Aren't you gonna attend to your date?"
Beastboy sighed "Okay let's go"
"No no no!" Robin said frustrated "You are supposed to take his hand, kiss it, take his arm lead him to the ball, all the while remembering not to walk in a way like you want to hurry and get it over with, pull out a seat for him and tuck it in once he is seated, ask for a dance once you see at least 4 other couples on the dance floor and be sure to ask if they want a refreshment both before and after the dance…"
"I think I'm gonna die" Beastboy said holding his head in his hands.
Kidflash hit him with his…purse? "Is that any way to treat your date?"
"Where did you get that purse?" Jericho signed confused.
"It's Jinxies! Isn't it cute? I got it for her you know" He said grinning.
"Yeah we can tell" Cyborg said with a smirk, eyeing the little yeallow bag which had red lightening bolts made all over it.
Meanwhile Robin continued "And furthermore if she dances with someone else then do Not freak out just calmly ask for your date back and continue by…"
"Cant he ever stop giving orders?" Beastboy said with a sigh.
"I wonder what the girls are doing right now" Jericho signed.
I know I said that I would make this chapter long but really I have been trying! With my Cambridge exam in 2 weeks I just can't afford to not study right now. Please be patient and I will try to update as soon as possible :( please review this short chapter though! Oh and how do you guys feel if I have blackfire and red x join in on the fun?
