Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Only Belligerence, Arrogance, and Vanity.


I sighed and watched the door intently. Any second now it would swing open. I just knew it. I was right too, because not two minutes later Envy slammed the door open.

He looked at me with the strangest unsure expression. Then he simply stormed up the stairs. A door slammed above and I could hear him throw himself onto his bed.

I looked back at the door in time to see Lust saunter in with Gluttony behind her licking his lips of what looked like blood.

Arrogance walked over as casually as possible and started to talk calmly to her about her mission. Gluttony merely waddled into some other room.

I looked back to the stairs again getting ready to see Envy before Lust spoke. "If you're wondering. This was an information retrieval mission that he had to be a girl for. He turned into you." She said coolly and calmly as ever.

Me on the other hand. I couldn't sustain my laughter. He degraded himself enough to transform his body to match mine to whore around? Man this guy really is gay!

"I suggest you let him cool down." Lust said as my laughter died down. I shook my head and started up the stairs.

The boy hasn't had enough till I got to see him. And properly humiliate him. I could already see the look on his face.

Then again maybe not. Because when I walked into his room he was staring at the ceiling. His eyebrows knit together tightly and a.... A blush was across the bridge of his nose. "So, what naughty things did you do while in my body hm?" I asked leaning on the door frame.

Envy looked over and glared. That blush still lingered. "What do you want bitch?" He asked. He didn't sound as angry as he should've. Actually, with that little blush he looked kinda...Cute.

Oh my god, I think I may need a therapist for that thought. I could feel my own blush creeping onto my face. I could tell it finished its journey because Envy's expression changed.

The homunculus was now smirking at me. "Cocky asshole, I'd never like someone like him, he's weak and stupid, and, and, ah." My mumbling had stopped when Envy was suddenly only half a foot away from me.

Envy's POV

I put one hand on the wall next to Belligerence's head and stared at her still smirking. "What was that?" I asked.

She had been mumbling incoherently and the few words I caught were, cocky and like. Now what could a girl like her be thinking about.

I could tell I was still blushing. I can't even remember why but, just being in her body made me awkward. In a strangely pleasant way.

Okay that thought was wrong.

I leaned closer to her and inspected her expression. Suddenly, she was gone...

Normal POV

Okay, what in the world just happened? First I was insulting him then he was really close and AHH!

I really don't understand this situation. I made my way back down the stairs and sat at the table. My expression was blank with the blush still there.

Wrath walked in and gave me a scrutinizing look before slowly backing back out of the dinning room. Then, I let my head fall to the table.

I sat myself at the edge of a lake with my feet dipped in and glared at my reflection. What was this blush permanent or something?

I rubbed my face in hopes of ridding myself of it. No such luck. "That freak. What did he think he was doing? Getting all close to me like that?" I asked aloud.

I smacked at the reflection in the water thinking it would change something. It didn't.

The man was always insulting and we constantly caused each other hell so what the hell did he think he was doing getting all comfortable with me. And why was I so worked up about it?

Nothing made sense and the headache became worse. "Maybe I should just kill him. That would definatly solve things.

As I stared at the water my reflection continued to taunt me and I just glared. What was wrong with me? I am Belligerence. The love to fight, the mistake men made so often.

Why was I worried about Envy? Why? Because whether I liked it or not, no matter how weak he was. I was beginning to like him. Or maybe that old woman did something to me.

That was it, the old crone put some sort of spell on me. So I would help the pathetic whelp become human. Fat chance.

I stalked back to the house with new purpose and marched right up to my room. Okay so my purpose was simple. Go to sleep then ask Arrogance to help me rid this curse.

I laid in bed staring at the ceiling. The image of a blushing Envy made its way to my thoughts. I growled and through a pillow over my face.

It wasn't long after I began to doze that I heard a crash downstairs. "What now?" I groaned rolling off the bed.

When I made it down stairs I saw Envy glaring at some man with a fur lined jacket and round shaded glasses. Standing not far from him was a woman. I growled angrily.

"Vanity! What are you doing here?" I asked stomping my way over to the taller homunculus. Vanity looked over to me in a board fashion.

"Well who's this little hellcat?" The man with round glasses asked walking in my direction. Looking up at him he reminded me of a barracuda or maybe a shark.

The man grinned, his teeth razor sharp like the rest of us homunculus. But with those beady little eyes. Yes definatly a shark.

"Belligerence. Now if you don't tell me your name and business I'll have to rip that pretty little smile off your face." I said glaring at the man that was beginning to come too close to me.

"Yes, Greed. What do you want here?" Envy sneered crossing his arms over his chest.

Greed huffed and shrugged. "I was in the neighborhood and decided to visit is that so bad?" He said shrugging innocently.

I snorted. "It is when you bring that runt." I spat toward Vanity.

"Oh no." I looked over my shoulder to see Arrogance and Lust enter. The proud sin gave me a look that clearly said. 'What the fuck is SHE doing here.' I shrugged at him.

"Mm, perhaps the little hellcat can come work at my bar. Chimera's provide little entertainment for the drunken crowds now days." The man called Greed mentioned.

I smirked. "Why not have that slut Vanity for such, or better yet I bet Envy wouldn't mind parading like a whore again." I snickered.

Envy began inching up behind me angrily. Greed blinked in a shocked way. "Envy?" He said trying to imagine it.

The feeling of air changing behind me had me spinning around. I quickly grabbed Envy's fist before it could connect with my head. I stepped behind him and locked his arms behind his back. Leaning up I breathed in his ear.

"Let's not have a repeat of last week, hm. I'm sure not proud of being beaten by a girl now are you sweetie?" I questioned in a whisper.

Envy snorted ripping his arms from my hold. "Yeah sure, as if you could beat me again." He said not even incredibly sure himself.

Greed looked between me and Envy then took a breath. "Well as interesting as this was I must be going. It was nice seeing you all, chao." He then walked out of the house with Vanity trailing behind.

"Well, she's not dead." Arrogance piped up. I growled at the thought of that runt still alive. "Not for long." I said ignoring everything Envy said as I walked off to the forest.