A Little Love Will Do. Chapter 7

A Zetsu Love Story.

Note: I don't own Naruto or Light and Darkness Dragon.

This one has Mature content.

I'm waiting outside of Zetsu's bedroom door, nervous. "Hey, kiddo."

I look up, "Oh. Hey, Same-sama." I look back down at my feet.

"Was what Orochimaru said true? Were you engaged to Zabuza?"

"Yeah." Suddenly, Kakuzu steps out of the room. I hop to my feet, "Kakuzu! How is he?!"

"He's fine. He's been asking for you."

I walk pass him and enter the room. "Zetsu-kun …" The room is dark and filled with the fragrance of flowers. I see his non-moving body laying on his bed. I move over to his side. I place my hand on the side of his face, "Zetsu-kun."

"Kurai…" he says, weakly.

"No, don't talk…."

"Why…didn't you tell me…about being engaged to him?"

"It…was…in my past…and all I want to do is move on with my life." He moves his head slightly and kisses my hand.

--A MONTH PASSES--

Zetsu is making a slow recovery and I've been bringing him back 'food' when I leave to 'cleanup' after the other members. I am just returning from one such mission when I feel a strange sensation in my lower region. "Oh, no. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is." Ryu (remember from last chapter) laughs, 'Yep. It's exactly what you think it is Kurai. It's that time of the year...mating season.'

I just ignore it and continue to the base. 'Come now Kurai, you know you can't ignore our animal instincts. Go and hump your mate. You'll feel better." My face turns a deep red, "This instinct I CAN ignore. Besides when Zetsu and I do finally make love I want it to be special." 'Fine, have it your way, but we both know you won't be able to resist for too long.' I ignore her and enter the hideout.

I knock on Zetsu's door and a voice inside says, "Enter."

I step into the room and say, "I brought you a doggy bag." I see him sitting on his bed with no shirt. A sharp pain runs through my lower region, "Ow."

He looks at me in alarm, "Kurai, are you okay?"

I force a smile, "Yeah." I toss him the sack. "I'm going to bed. I'll see you tomorrow."

--THE NEXT DAY--

I'm sitting outside, digging my claws in the ground like a cat sharpening it's claws. "There you are Kurai-chan! Tobi's been looking for you!"

"Go away Tobi."

"But…."

"I SAID GO AWAY!" Tobi takes off running like a bat from hell is after him. 'You're caving, Kurai.' "I know that Ryu, thanks for pointing out the obvious."

I pass the rest of the day by myself, occasionally hiding from Zetsu who's been desperately searching for me. Finally, night falls and I'm feeling so energetic…too energetic. So I decide to go running through the base at top speed. "What the hell is goi…" I run over Hidan and he yelps in surprise and pain.

I run between Itachi and Kisame, "Jeez, was that Kurai?"

"I think so." Itachi mumbles.

"Come on Deidara-senpai…play with Tobi." I run at Deidara's legs and send him falling to the ground. "Kurai-chan?"

I run past Zetsu and nearly knock him down, "What the hell?! Kurai!?"

Hours pass, and no one in the Akatsuki is able to sleep with me racing through the halls at top speed occasionally running into things and breaking them. "Ok, how long has she been doing this?" Pein asks.

"About 4 hours now," Kisame answers.

"What the hell is her fucking problem?!" Hidan asks, very upset.

"Wait…I think she stopped." Konan says, but too soon. I come running past them heading for the exit. I continue running throughout the night.

I return early in the morning, I've lost to my animal instincts. I enter the hideout and I'm greeted by an exhausted and worried Zetsu. "Where have you been?!" I begin rubbing against his legs and purring. "What…." I turn my butt to him, raise it, and whine at him. "What…what…." I've apparently confused both sides.

"Heat," I manage to say in between purrs.

"You're hot?"

"Zetsu-san! Is Tobi a good boy?" Tobi says, dragging Kisame behind him. I begin rubbing against Tobi's legs and purring. My tails come out and begin twitching in all directions. 'Tobi's DEFINITELY a dominate male.' Ryu says inside my head. I left my head and sniff at Tobi's crotch. "HEY! That's Tobi's private area Kurai-chan!" he says, covering himself.

I begin rubbing against Kisame and purring. "Heat," I manage to say again.

"Heat??" Tobi and Kisame say confused.

"Is Kurai-chan hot?" I shake my head. "Is Kurai-chan cold then?" I shake my head again.

It dawns on Kisame all of a sudden and he bursts out laughing. He's laughing so hard that he holds his sides in pain. "So that's what's been wrong with you, kiddo?"

"What…is it, Kisame?"

Kisame finally manages to stop laughing, "She isn't hot or cold….What she meant was she's IN HEAT." He breaks up laughing again. Zetsu blushes deeply. "All you need to do, Zetsu, is bang her a few times then she should return to normal."

I look up at Zetsu and give him my most adorable growl. "I…I…I…" Zetsu is at a lost for words.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. I KNOW I'M EVIL. BYE!!