It's The Great Pumpkin, Clark Kent!

"How can you say that?" Lois cocked a questionable eyebrow at her boyfriend.

"What do you mean? I can totally see you as Sally and me as Linus!"

The brunette scoffed. "If anything, you're Charlie Brown and I'm Lucy!"

Clark considered the comparison for a moment. "Maybe five years ago," he admitted, "but it's different now. I don't think you'd pull the football out from under me, anymore."

"Don't be so sure," Lois warned. "I can't believe you're comparing me to a pining lovesick kid! Is that how you see me? Because I've got news for you Clark Kent-!"

"No!" Clark back-peddled, "Of course not! Lois, Sally isn't a lovesick, kid. She's feisty, she's got a little fire, and she stands up for herself. But she also stands by her man, even when he's standing in a pumpkin patch waiting for a mythological creature to appear." Clark smiled and wrapped his arm around Lois.

"Well, I do stand by my man," she finally conceded.

"And your man appreciated that," Clark kissed her temple.

Lois rolled her eyes, "you blockhead!"

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