Episode 7: Dragonball Z
SCOREBOARD:
Kills of humans: 7
Kills of sea creatures: 6
Kills of Daleks: 5
Conversions of humans into Daleks: 1
Realities destroyed: 1
"I AM A SUPER SAIYAN, AND I WILL DESTROY ALL EVIL!" yelled a yellow-haired Goku at the breaking point of his voice.
"Goku!" said Chi-Chi, hastily putting back together all the wall decorations in the room that were broken by SS Goku blinking. "Must you do this every time we have company?"
"SORRY, IT'S JUST I'M SO USED TO TURNING OUR COMPANY INTO CRATERS FIVE MILES AWAY BECAUSE I AM A SUPER SAIYAN!"
"You can stop shouting now."
"I'M ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL BEINGS IN THE UNIVERSE! IF I STOP SHOUTING, IT LOSES ALL SYMBOLIC MEANING!" Then, Goku struck a pose and the entire house blew up.
"Now look what you've done! …and our guests are here!"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" the guests were Dalek-Bob and two other Daleks.
"I know what those are!" said Gohan, jumping out of absolutely nowhere. "Those are Daleks! They're on Doctor Who!"
"YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO?!" yelled Goku.
"Yeah. What's wrong?"
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE SAIYANS! YOU ARE ONLY SUPPOSED TO WATCH VIOLENT SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU ANGRY AND WANT TO SMASH EVERYTHING!"
"CEASE TALKING, HUMANS."
"See, Goku? Now you've made them angry. We're sorry, Mr. Dalek-Bob—"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" and Gohan fell down dead.
"YOU KILLED MY SON!" shouted Goku. "NOW YOU WILL FACE THE WRATH OF MY KAMEHAMEHA!"
"I WILL GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO KILL US," said Dalek-Bob.
"THAT IS SUICIDE,
DALEK-BOB!"
"TRUST ME. I'VE SEEN THIS SHOW ENOUGH."
Goku drew in a long breath. "Ka…"
And an entire day passed. Dalek-Bob finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in half that time (and found out it was ruined by the Daleks in episode 2), and the other two Daleks crammed to finish their dissertations on the inferiority of humans.
Soon enough, the 24-hour mark came along. Goku was on the 4th syllable of "Kamehameha."
"TIME'S UP. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" And Goku was exterminated.
"Oh, well," said Chi-Chi, "I guess I'm running this show now."
From then on, Dragonball Z was renamed Chi-Chi: Saiyan Princess.
…and it was cancelled after one episode.
SCOREBOARD:
Kills of humans: 9
Kills of sea creatures: 6
Kills of Daleks: 5
Conversions of humans into Daleks: 1
Realities destroyed: 1
