Me: Okay so I've received nothing on the appearance of Ace, Jack, and Will. (Then again I'm still up at like 5 in the morning working straight and like nobody but two people read this story) Let me just say they're here for the sake of the band, remembered Black Angels I mentioned earlier in the prologue? Haha, also I decided I need Nekowaza in this fanfic too and he is going to be SO OOC, okay I'm sorry I just realized what a great character he would be helping out! PLEASE NO CANNONS AND FIRE!
Ace: What the Hell? Where am I, how did I get here, and what am I doing here?"
Me: You're here to do the disclaimer you idiot!
Ace: Disclaimer? Is that some kind of otaku term because I'm not really into manga . . .
Me: *face palm*
Renge: HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MANGA?!
Ace: What the Hell?! Where did you even come from!?
Renge: A powerful motor from the floor
Ace: What?
Me: Renge! You're not supposed to be here but I need somebody to do the disclaimer, would you do it?
Renge: *eyes grow large and sparkle* Oh I've always wanted to be the voice on the screen that said the disclaimer while the words on the screen only said exactly what the voice was saying!
Me and Ace: *sweatdrop*
Soul Eater: This is so not cool . . .
Me, Ace, and Renge: 0 . o wut?
Black Star: Of course not, but never fear! The mighty Black Star is here!
Tsubaki: Oh, uh, Black Star I don't think we've supposed to be here . . .
Maka: *Maka chop!* YOU IDIOTS! THE WRITER IS SO TIRED AND YOU'RE SO STUPID WE MADE OUR WAY INTO A OURAN HOST CLUB FANFIC!
Me, Ace, and Renge: What the Hell is going on?! 0 . o
Death the Kid: Wait how did you break the fourth wall and get us over here?
Liz: Hey Kid don't you think something's off about this place?
Patty: *pokes Tamaki who is randomly in emo corner* Oooohhhhhh . . .
Kid: *sees Ouran High School* It's . . . it;s so beautiful! WHAT PERFECT SYMMETRY!
Liz: *spots Coal, Theo, and Zach* Hey Kid *tugs Kid's sleeve* check out those three, they kinda look like you
Patty: How do those three look like Kid?
Liz: Cause they have the streaks on their hair, it kinda reminds me of Kid's lines
Kid: *joins Tamaki in emo corner* I'M GARBAGE I TELL YOU!
Tamaki: *showing Kid how to create an emo corner out of no where and grow mushrooms properly*
Dr. Stein: Wow what a strange place, I can't feel the presence of any weapon souls around here, but something's going on with the OCs and host club members . . . how interesting
Maka: Uh guys, I think we're confusing the readers as well as the writer.
Soul: Nah it's fine, just look at them
Me: *In the corner on a stool slumped back* Ehh? O . 0
Tsubaki: Umm . . . The Insane One or PonyGrim don't own Ouran Highschool Host Club or Soul Eater or any music featured in this story, they only own the Shinpitekina "family" and friends?
*portal appears out of no where and sucks the Soul Eater characters in before they can react*
Me, Ace, and Renge: Uh . . . what just happened?
Lord Death: You were so tired that you decided to include characters from Soul Eater to do the disclaimer because you're currently rewatching the series! Since they did their job and did the disclaimer a portal appeared and returned them to their respectful anime!
Me and Ace: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Uh . . . yeah what you all just read above was me sleep deprived up at 5 am will like 10 gallons of hot cocoa with caramel syrup in it . . . I actually have like next to no memory of writing this so this just shows how washed out I was. Lol sorry I just wanted to put a little humor in my story, I'll try not to drink so much cocoa next time!
Zach's POV:
"Man who knew that disclaimers were so complicated?" Ace asked nobody in particular as he walked into the kitchen rubbing his head.
"Disclaimer?" Zach questioned, "Is that some sort of otaku term or something?"
"Just don't ask . . ." Jack said as he shook his head.
(A/N: Okay so I'm not sure out to explain this but pretty much the triplets are in a band with Ace, Jack, and Will who travel with them around the world for missions. Ace and Jack are brothers and friends of the triplets but Will is their cousin. They're pretty much staying in the apartment next to them and they'll also be attending Ouran as Art scholarship students. I'm not even sure where the story is going now . . . I got an idea just not details so I might rewrite this a couple times so this chapter is most likely posted later than all the others so I apologize)
~At School~
Theo's POV:
Suddenly he felt two pairs of arms wrap around him, "Oh please, not these two again . . ."
"Hey Theo," One voice started.
"I'm really not in the mood for this today . . ." He turned his head and snapped at him, "Hikaru that's Zach and could you please get off him. We need to get to class."
Hikaru looked stunned for a moment, "What are you talking about I'm Kaoru,"
"Oh please, Hikaru what do you have to gain by pretending to be Kaoru?" Coal questioned him. The twins looked between us shocked. "Even Zach can tell you guys apart by now," There was a oohh . .. I looked around to see a bunch of other students in a circle around us, "What the Hell? Don't they need to get to class or something?"
Zcah nodded for a moment then realized what Coal had said, "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!"
"It means that out of the three of us you suck at noticing details," Theo deadpanned.
"I bet that-" Hikaru started.
"-we can tell you guys apart too." Kaoru finished.
Coal smirked, "I highly doubt it," There was a murmur around the crowd. "Seriously! Don't they have something better to do then stand here watching us?!"
Zach turned his head to Coal and shrugged, "Why not? Let's give them a try." Before anybody could react we hooked arms and spun around shuffling ourselves, switching hats and sweaters. Finally we stood posed mirroring each other. (Just so you know they're pretty much wearing the same thing as yesterday but the colours are swapped so instead of a black fedora it's a white fedora and instead of a white T-shirt it's a black shirt, white glasses, etc.)
"So-" Zach started.
"-can you tell-" Coal continued.
"-which triplet is which?" Theo finished.
Without hesitation Hikaru pointed to Theo, "You're Zach-"
Kaoru pointed to Zach, "-and you're Coal-"
Together they pointed to Coal, "-and you're Theo!"
We stood there for a moment and looked to each other having the exact same look on our faces before we bursts out laughing. "I-I can't believe it! You thought Theo was me!" Zach managed through his snorts .
Coal stood up, "You got it wrong Hitachiins, I'm Coal and you thought I was Theo," he pointed to Theo who was hugging his sides laughing, "That's Theo and you thought he was Zach," and finally he pointed to Zach who was on the ground rolling around laughing, "And that's Zach who you thought was me." There was a deadly silence. The triplets waited for some rich comment from the twins but they were disappointed. Seeing that they had 'broken' the twins they turned and walked away, the crowd parting for them staring between them and the twins. The triplets dusted themselves off and walked away to their class laughing as Coal snapped his pocky in two and pretended to be the twins.
"What just happened?"Hikaru and Kaoru thought.
~Time Skip (Lunch)~ (I'm sorry I'm too lazy and tired after publishing a book with Createspace and Amazon, it's called Shadow Wars: Hidden Betrayal. Check it out all profits go to orphanages around the world!)
Zach's POV:
"Hey Coal-san!" Zach turned around to see Haruhi running up to him.
"I'm Zach actually . . ." he corrected her as he ate another sugar cube.
"Oh sorry," she apologized.
"What's up?"
"I was wondering if you knew what was up with the twins today, they seemed really distant."
Zach thought for a moment before Theo popped up behind him, "I'll tell you what happened, we 'broke' them,"
"Huh?" Haruhi looked at Theo confused.
"Let me clarify," They turned to see Coal leaning agains the wall with a foot up, "The twins were betting that they could tell the three of us apart after we pointed out which one of them was which. They failed." he stated bluntly.
Haruhi nodded, "I get it now . . ."
Zach turned his head to look over at Coal and Theo, "What's the plan for us now anyway? This is the time students usually have clubs."
Theo chewed on his peppermint, "I don't know, Raitoningu (Ace), Akuma (Jack), and Akairo (Will) are being shown around school or go swept up by some crazy club and seeing that this place is pretty much a castle we might as well just try to find the art studio or something,"
Coal nodded a silent good-bye to Haruhi then stood up and started to walk down the hallways. Zach and Theo quickly followed, "Uh, bye then?" they heard Haruhi call after them. (So Akairo and Raitoningu are second years in Kyoya and Tamaki's class [2-A] and Akuma is a first year in class 2-A)
Akuma's POV:
"Oh my god the girls at this school are idiots that function on hot guys who hand our stupid compliments, how is it that this school is still standing? Better question, how did these idiots live till highschool?" He thought as he introduced himself, "Hello I am Akuma Kakusareta, and I have a second year older brother Raitoningu Kakusareta." The class was plunged into a storm of whispers, none of them very loud. He sweatdropped, "Uh . .. isn't the teacher going to do anything?"
"Okay any questions for Mr. Kakusareta?" The teacher asked.
"Do you play any sports?" a boy asked with weirdly sharp blue eyes.
"As far as school sports go I'll have to say soccer, tennis, and ultimate frisbee," A few nods of agreement while others asked what ultimate frisbee was.
"What's that funny accent you've got?" A long haired brunette asked with a squeaky voice.
"Oh it must be the India seeping in, that's where I moved from,"
"Are you single?" A blonde girl with a classic sterotype rich kid's tone asked.
". . . no, I've never had a girlfriend," More whispering.
"Are you going to join the host club?"
"Uh . . ." There was dead silence int he classroom, "What's a host club?"
". . ."
"Well . . . all of Hell just broke loose because I didn't know what a highschool club was," Akuma thought as he walked to his next class, "This will be an interesting school year. . ."
Akairo's POV:
He walked into the room with Raitoningu after the class settled down a bit. He bowed, "I am Akairo Kitsune." Raitoningu stepped up next, "And I'm Raitoningu Kakusareta," He let out a small sigh as he looked around the room and caught two girls whispering to each other. They froze as they felt his eyes on them, he gave them a small smile and winked, a few drops of blood started to fall from their noses which they made no move to cover up. "Uh . . . is that normal here?"
He scanned over the rest of the room and his eyes landed on a blonde with violet eyes and a raven haired boy with glasses. The blonde was looking between him and the girls then had a really creepy happy look on his face. The raven haired boy had just pushed his glasses higher up having the light reflect off it hiding his eyes. "Well if he doesn't remind me of Coal I'm not sure who will . . ."
There were simple questions, where did they move from?
"India," they answered.
What sports?
"Soccer and tennis as far as school sports go,"
You have a girlfriend?
"Nope, we've both two hopeless men when it comes to the beautiful maidens that we are now humbly at the mercy of," Akairo spoke softly, he saw the blonde boy perk up at this line and the girls flood the room with blood. "Is nobody concerned about the amount of blood lost at this school?"
Will you be joining the host club?
". . . what's a host club?"
Well that set everybody off and chaos reigned down in the classroom. Raitoningu sweatdropped, "If this is what our class it like then what will the school be?" he whispered to Akairo in the midst of the screams.
He shook his head, "I don't even want to think about it . . ." He felt a pair of eyes on him and turned to see the blonde staring at him intently and the raven haired boy frown and look at him suspiciously.
"It's like that boy is the guy counterpart of Coal . . ."
~Time Skip for Everybody to Club Time~ (Look I know, I'm being lazy. I'm tired and want to get this done cause I just came up with an idea and I don't want to lose it)
Third Person's POV (sorta):
With Coal:
He was walking alone around the school to the music rooms with his last pocky sticking out of his mouth like always. Theo and Zach were held back in class for yelling at the twins and disturbing class so he was heading for the music rooms. He paused before one of the music rooms, it was the first one. "Well I've got some time to kill . . ." He picked up a guitar and tuned it. He closed his eyes and started strumming, letting the music carry him away.
(Due to the Rules & Guidelines I can't post the lyrics so I suggest you put on the music in another tab as you red the rest of this chappie)
"What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts
With Theo and Zach:
"I can't believe we were held back when it was the twins' fault!" Theo growled.
Zach perked up, "Theo . . ." he started interrupting his sister.
"What?!" Theo snapped.
"Coal's singing, I can hear it . . ."
Theo immediately stopped and the two of them rushed off to the music rooms.
(Again I'm being lazy so I'm just gonna say that they run past Akuma while on their way there. . .)
With Tamaki, Kyoya, Akairo, and Raitoningu:
Raitoningu sighed, ignoring the blonde idiot. "What is he talking about anyway? I'm just trying to find the music rooms . . ."
Coal's boy counterpart who they learned was Kyoya Ootori, third son of the the head of the Ootori family who runs medical supplies companies and hospitals, was striding briskly paying the blonde idiot who they learned was Tamaki Suoh, the headmaster's son. Akairo looked like he was bobbing his head to something, as Raitoningu got closer he could see that Akairo had stuck small headphones in while they weren't paying attention.
"Clever bastard is making me listen to this idiot's blabbering eh?"
Suddenly Akairo took out his headphones and looked over to him, "Raitoningu I swear I can hear our band playing right now . . ." They pasted the blabbering blonde and raced (unknown to them) in the direction of the host club.
Kaoru's POV:
He opened the doors to the Third Music room in sync with Hikaru. It was empty, Hikaru groaned. "Great now we have nothing to do until the rest of the club comes."
He shrugged. We had hoped to drag Haruhi to the club room first so she could try on some of our designs, but she had to stop at the library to check out some book. "Well there's nothing I can do about it,"
"There's no fun without our toy here with us," he whined again.
He put a comforting hand on his shoulder, "We might as well practice our act until the others arrive. number #24?" He suggested. There was no answer, he looked over to Hikaru who zoned out, "Hikaru!"
He jumped, "Huh? Oh sorry Kaoru I thought I heard something . . ." he trailed off and his face showed a strained expression.
"HIKARU!" Kaoru shouted again, he started to feel hurt.
Hikaru jumped and rubbed his ear, "Sorry Kaoru, it's just . . . do you hear that music?"
Third Person POV:
Hikaru and Kaoru followed the sound to the fifth music room. They quietly stuck their heads into the room to see the newest scholarship student singing.
[insert first two verses of "What Hurts the Most" by Rascal Flatts]
Their faces softened as the watched Coal (unknown to them cause they can't tell them apart) sing with his eyes closed. The twins felt the presence of others and turned to see the two other triplets walk slowly into the room with another guy who had green eyes and brown hair. Ignoring the twins they walked past and picked up their own instruments and started to play along with him. They soon were playing in perfect harmony and the two other triplets joined in singing back up.
[Next two]
There was the sound of the door opening and Tamaki and Kyoya joined the audience. There were two other guys with them, one with literal red hair and another who looked a little like the other guy who came in with the triplets. The two unknown students walked slowly to join the others and Tamaki was about to stop them only to be stopped by the twins.
"Boss let them-"
"-just look . . ."
They too picked up instruments and joined in the song. Tears were actually escaping from their closed eyes as they played.
[Rest of song]
The song came to an end. "Wow," Honey whispered, "They're really great aren't they Takashi?"
Mori watched them as they finished strumming the last cords, "Ah." He agreed.
Tamaki cooed over them, "Who would've thought?" he murmured in wonder.
"Yeah, they're surprisingly good at this-" Hikaru started.
"-Their music sounds familiar though . . ." Kaoru finished.
Kyouya paused from writing in his black notebook and pushed his glasses up, "Well they did come to Ouran on an Arts scholarship. Unfortunately that's about all I could find on them before my computer crashed." A dark aura started to rise around him.
Haruhi sweatdropped, "Wow even when his computers crash he's still on top of things," Haruhi thought. Her attention shifted to the triplets coloured streaks of hair, "Huh, I wonder that's natural . .." she thought briefly before her thoughts shifted to what to get from the store for dinner.
The hosts were about to applaud only to be cut off by the start of a new song. The guy with red hair started playing a key on his chosen intrument, the keyboard. Soon after the drums which was played by the younger guy with dark brown hair, joined in and the others followed quickly on guitar and mic. Zach took the lead with his siblings as back-up.
(Now change that song to "The Reason" by Hoobastank)
Tears dropped onto the ground from both the host club and the band. They opened their eyes and looked at each other smiling softly. Zach looked sadly at Theo as he hugged Akuma smiling, this wasn't missed bu Akuma, Akairo, Raitoningu, and Coal though. Only for their moment to be quickly ruined by Tamaki, "THAT WAS WONDERFUL!" he exclaimed quickly latching onto one of the band members who was Raitoningu and hugging him while rubbing his cheeks against him.
"Hey get off my brother!" The younger boy with identical dark brown hair and flaming green eyes.
"Wow that was so impressive!" Honey exclaimed with a flowery background. The three newer students sweatdropped and looked to the triplets who just shook their heads.
"Yeah who knew-"
"-you guys had such talent?"
"Uh, why are you guys talking like that?" Akairo deadpanned them.
"Hey I was meaning to ask you, is your hair colours natural?" Kyoya asked the triplets also ruining the moment.
Theo's eyes blazed, "Yes our hair is naturally coloured this way," Zach hissed as they passed Kyoya on the way out.
"Oh and here's your money," Coal shoved an envelope into Kyoya's chest as he exited the room.
"And now you made them mad . . ." Akuma sighed as he set off after them with Akairo and Raitonigu on his heels. Leaving a very stunned and confused host club behind them.
Ugh, I'm too tired to write an ending Author's Note properly . .. please guests, visitors, and people with actual accounts review, favourite, and follow meh story. . . INSANE ONE OUT!
~The Insane One
