CHAPTER SIX: THE BEST CHAPTER
So now I am writing this myself and it's like a diary, so hi diary!
How have you been? I've been good. My BF Sebby (Author's note*: So hot! luv him!) said that his sarcophagus had been stolen by a ship, but I suggested that maybe he had left it in the car and of course I was right because I am a writer now. It's being moved to the top floor office right now.
I also had visits from all my other boyfriends, who, until I can think of some better ones (thinking is good, but you shouldn't do it too much, or you won't be pretty, mum said) are simply every male who has appeared in the story so far. It was so romantic, the first one came (I usually refer to them by number, it's far easier, and they are all alike at any rate), and he said, "Marie! I am madly in love with you! Let us make love right here on this desk!", and I said, "But number one, I can't! But okay!", and so we did it and it was great, but then the second one arrived, and said, "Marie! I am madly in love with you! How could you do this to me?". He then started to cry, because all of my boyfriends are very sensitive but very sexy and love me very, very much. But I said, "Number two! I love you, but I also love number one! You will now become bisexual so you can take part in our hot love scene." So he did. This happened some half a dozen times more, and it was very deep and touching and there was deep touching.
Finally, though, the sarcophagus had been brought to the office. Sebby, who now goes by "number five", had of course fallen so deeply in love with me that he had forgotten all his ambitions and plans for it, so it came to me to open it. To make it more exciting, I decided not to 'write' what was in it, and would instead open it to find out what kind of treasure the dumb, stupid author guy had intended it to contain.
Whatever it is, it will be mine! I have it in my hands! And not only that, I have the city of Los Angeles in my hands, too! All that is left is to open the sarcophagus...
"Now, my precious treasure... who are you?"
*That's me!
