This is going to be the final chapter. Sorry but I want to end it like this and have kind of run out of ideas. Please forgive me. Don't worry it doesn't look like it at first but it is still funny and I'm going to pretend that Furuya knows Conan is Kudo Shinichi. Hope you all like it! :)
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'The second I get home," Conan thought, "I am going to find out what those camera flashes I keep hearing are." Unfortunately, with the cold coming back around they had substitutes for class. Two substitutes because apparently they both were learning to be substitutes. There was one woman and one man, both teaching the students like normal substitutes instead of the crazy people who they've had recently.
It was a bit hard to trust them when the recent substitutes the class had included a violent man, a woman who had a panic attack, an internationally wanted criminal and a murder part of a dangerous organization. He felt like he was becoming Haibara now.
As the students were being dismissed, Conan was asked by the teachers to help them clean the classroom. He agreed and started showing them where the cleaning supplies was and helping. Done with the job, the teachers offered Conan some orange juice as a reward. He looked at the juice and smiled, glad to have something to drink on an unusually hot day. Several seconds after he took his first sip, he felt dizzy and saw the world turn black. The smile of the two substitutes made him worry but he was just so tired. Deciding to worry about that later he let himself sink into unconsciousness and sleep.
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The FBI and PSB were panicking. 'Cool kid' who the FBI owed a lot to and the Vermouth had asked Furuya to protect had just been kidnapped. He was taken to a military base and put in a military helicopter that flew to Okinawa. Subaru Okiya and Amuro Tooru followed them, finding a code left by Conan about where the kidnappers seemed to be planning to go based on the maps they were looking at.
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Conan, still groggy from the drug, was conscious enough to realize that he was being kidnapped. It seemed like they were at an Okinawa airport based on the signs. Shifting slightly, he used a crayon on the floor to put down a coded message on the helicopter outside while waiting for his 'substitute teachers' to finish getting their stuff.
He felt himself being brought to a hotel but was too tired to continue staying conscious. Letting sleep overtake him he drifted back from the real world, only allowing for occasional bursts of consciousness.
Unknown to him, the teachers who had taken him were aware that he would wake up completely soon, and decided to get some supplies while he was still asleep. On the outside, they felt like they were being watched but decided to get everything they needed as they were pressed for time.
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Subaru Okiya and Amuro Tooru watched as the two kidnappers left the room. They couldn't get in without a key card and breaking down the door would make too much noise. They also could not contact police without having to explain how they were able to follow a military helicopter. Undercover agents and supposed dead men could not, unfortunately, storm into a police office and demand a full search of the building. Deciding to wait until the kidnappers came back and to subdue them in private was the mutual agreement. After a good amount of time passed the couple came back and took Conan to a crowded mall, pretending like he was their son who got too tired from playing around. They went around to different stores, pretending to be normal tourists. Finally, they headed to a back alley, but Conan woke up. The female suddenly covered his mouth before the could make noise and grabbed an arm to keep him from moving around. Two people came from each side of the alley.
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As they watched the couple go around to different stores Amuro and Subaru got ready to stop them. Them heading to a back alley was the perfect time to stop them, they split up and blocked off an exit on each side, ready for a physical confrontation.
"I do apologize but we would like to take you in for questioning." Amuro said with a faux smile on his face.
"Oh, and what exactly would we have to be questioned for?" the woman asked in faux confusion.
"I believe that you two are suspects for kidnapping a minor." Subaru said with faux uncertainty in his voice.
"Well now kidnapping? And why would we ever do that?" the man asked in faux shock, pretending to widen his eyes.
"That's what we'll be questioning you on." Amuro responded with in faux help, all present being completely aware that what he had just said was a complete lie.
"Actually, I think I can help with that." Conan said moving the hand away from his mouth and sitting up. "These people who apparently kidnapped me would be my parents."
The two teachers smirked and tore off their masks with smiles on their faces. Yukiko and Yusaku Kudo remained with happy smiles.
"Oh wonderful job Shin-chan! How did you know?" Yukiko asked practically bursting with energy.
"I woke up for a bit when you were out and looked through your suitcases for a way to get out. I saw the keychain Ran bought for you when we were in New York that me and her signed." he responded still tired from the drug.
"Oh, I see. Well I'm very proud of you." Yusaku said patting his head.
"And why would you kidnap your own son who you could just have come with you whenever you wanted him to?" Amuro asked completely unused to the Kudo family craziness.
"Well, see. We originally were just going to take one picture of Shin-chan as a kid and go home. But then the more I saw how cute he was the more I wanted to take more pictures of him. So I had Yusaku call up an old friend of his who is pretty high in the military and had him lend us some robotic helicopters to take more pictures and the more I saw how cute Shin-chan was as a kid the more pictures I wanted to take. So we decided to go on a nice family vacation to Okinawa by borrowing a military helicopter so we couldn't be tracked and then we could take pictures on vacation." Yukiko smiled, "Or something like that."
"Why didn't you just ask him to come with you on a vacation first instead of immediately drugging him?" Furuya asked, not following their train of thought.
"See, they understand!" Conan yelled at his parents while making big, sweeping gestures to Akai and Furuya.
"Because you would have said no." Yusaku said as if the natural thing to do in that situation would be to drug your kid.
"Well, yeah, but that doesn't mean you had to drug me. The Japanese police and FBI are probably going around in circles trying to find me."
"Yeah, that was mean Shin-chan. How could you go and get bodyguards from the FBI and PSB. You went completely overboard and made it super hard to get this done!" Yukiko yelled while giving him a puppy dog look.
"Hah, this coming from the people who used military spy tools and a military helicopter to take pictures with their son?"
"Well we only did that because it would have been impossible using commercial airplanes. Your bodyguards are too good." Yusaku tried to reason.
"I thought I was being followed and in danger of dying because of those pictures. Why would you do something like that when you know I have a dangerous organization following me?"
"We were keeping you on your toes?" Yukiko tried to defend herself, but it ended coming out more like a question.
"No, no, it doesn't really work that way. Never try that again!" Conan glared at his parents and shouted in increasing volume as they shied away.
"Alright, alright we won't. So please don't be too mad?" Yusaku tried only earning him a sharper glare.
"So, is everything OK?" Amuro asked at a complete loss.
"It seems so." Subaru answered, the Akai Shuichi inside of him finally understanding how those happy parents could be related to such a serious kid. They all were people who could and are perfectly willing to manipulate even top secret government bodies for everyday life. It was scary to think what Conan would be able to do in a few years.
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Hope you all enjoyed. Sorry I won't be doing any more. If you liked it please try to tell me why you did so I can use them as reference for any future things I write. Please review. :)
