Hello! Well my finals are done, my public schooling is done, and summer has started! WHOOOOOO! I just had to get that out. I just have to say I enjoyed reading the comments; you guys caught on fast to some of the stuff I was planning. I'm glad I got the OC's right. But you don't want to hear me babble… I'll start the chapter now!
Episode 1- The Newbies Meet the Oldies (part II)
"Now that the commercials are over, we can start the tour." Chris McClain says to the campers new and old, on the Dock of Shame. "Follow me everyone, to where you'll be staying for the next 30 days or more!"
"Did he just say or more?" Fox asks Gwen.
"This is awesome!" Marinela exclaims. Heather and Fiona groan simultaneously at her enthusiasm, then they give each other a look of hate. This is not unnoticed by Greg.
Cody looks behind him, noticing someone is missing. "Hey, Chris, where'd Chef go?" He asks.
"Oh, he probably went to his kitchen to prepare your first of many Special Chef Lunches!"
Mess Hall Kitchen
Chef whistles a little tune to himself as he stirs a huge pot of chili, or what looks to be chili, on the stove. He leaves the ladle in the pot as he goes to get something from the fridge. A cricket hops onto the pot and starts chirping, harmonizing with the tune Chef is whistling. Chef returns and pours a red liquid from an unlabeled bottle into the pot. It must be something sinister because a black smoke issues from the pot. Chef stops whistling when he notices the cricket. He smiles at it. Then he whacks it with ladle. He puts the ladle back in the pot, without washing it, and returns to his whistling.
Campfire Pit
"This is the campfire pit. This is where you can go at the end of the day to roast marshmallows, sing a couple campfire songs and vote on of your fellow campers off the island." Chris says, waving his hands at the campfire.
"Could we have some of those marshmallows now?" Owen asks.
"But," Chris says ignoring Owen. "If you are voted off, you will walk down the Dock of Shame; catch the Boat of Losers and leave. And you can never come back. Ever."
"HA!" Heather says.
"Chris, we all know that every season someone has come back, and they probably will this time." Gwen says. Chris frowns at her.
"Way to ruin the surprise." He tells her. "Moving on."
Washrooms
"These," Chris says indicating the latrines "Are the communal washrooms. And in perfect condition, might I add."
The campers stare at the dirty, smelly, Hell-hole Chris called washrooms. Part of the roof was hanging downward.
"Chris, isn't that a hazard?" Melinda asks.
"What do you mean?" Chris asks obliviously.
"Well it's clearly unsanitary, and dangerous since half the roof has collapsed in and…" Chris clamps a hand over her mouth, shutting her up.
"You all have signed waivers specifying that you are willing to perform dangerous, life-threatening stunts on and we of the Total Drama Corporation will not be blamed." Chris says.
"I don't think the waivers mentioned anything about this." Theodore says looking at the half destroyed building.
"It was in the fine print. And over here…" Chris says loudly, guiding the campers to a solitary out house. "Is the confessional, where you will spill your deepest thoughts and darkest secrets to the viewing audience. Who's first?"
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Confessional
Gwen: (sighing) Well, here I am. Again. I guess I might as well try to win.
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Eddy: (scowling at the camera) I hate that Chris. He's not good for anything. Except for using as a scapegoat.
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Mary: Oh My God! My first confessional, I am sooooooo excited! Everyone is awesome! I can't wait for the first challenge!
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Heather: Ugh, I cannot believe I'm on the same team as Leshawna…
Leshawna: I can't believe it. I'm on the same team as Heather, again! She is such a…
Heather: freaking re-
Leshawna: skinny white as-
Heather: who has no sense of-
Leshawna: witch-girl, and I cannot believe that she-
Heather: I mean, really! Who does that?
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Jenna: (looking at the toilet) How do you work this thing? (climbs onto seat and squats) Hmmmmm (flushes toilet and imitates the growl that it makes), ooooh funny!
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Fiona: I have such losers on my team. Except for that Alejandro. He's hot. (she grins at the camera) And if I don't take advantage of that Latin gold mine, who will?
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Cabins
"And these are the cabins." Chris says pointing to the run-down cabins. "On my right will be the Screaming Turtles. On my left the Killer Snails. Guys will take the left side, girls will take the right. Now unpack and meet me back in the Mess Hall in fifteen minutes for lunch. After that you start your first challenge. What are you standing around for? MOVE!"
Killer Snails (Guys)
"If you guys don't mind, I'd like to take the solitary bed for myself." Theodore tells the other guys.
"Go ahead man." Duncan tells him. Theodore nods and sits on his bed. He opens his book again and starts reading.
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Duncan: What do I think of my team? (thinks) Eh, they're all right. I mean I hate Cody and Alejandro, there's three relatively crazy girls, and that Melinda seems too much like Courtney. Fiona's a lot like Heather but Bridgette and Theodore will probably stay away from me. Eddy's cool though. I hung around with a few Mafia men while I was in Juvie and they weren't all that bad. At least only one of them tried to knife me.
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"Eddy, you want to bunk with me?" Duncan asks him.
"Sure." Eddy says to him.
"I guess we're bunking together Al." Cody tells Alejandro. Alejandro winces at the nickname but smiles and says, "It will be my pleasure, mi amigo."
Killer Snails (Girls)
"I call top bunk!" Izzy shouts when she steps into the cabin. She leaps onto one of the beds and climbs to the top bunk.
"Can I bunk with you?" Jenna asks.
"Of course!" Izzy says jumping on the bed. "Top bunk! Top bunk! Top bunk!" She yells each time she jumps.
"That looks like fun!" Jenna climbs up to the top and starts to jump on the bunk with Izzy. "This is as fun as when I climbed into a barrel of monkeys!" Then Jenna hits her head on the ceiling.
"Ooooooooo…." She moans as she slumps down onto the bunk, passed out.
"Aw, to bad." Izzy has time to say before her head hit's the ceiling and she's knocked unconscious.
"Well, that's a relief." Fiona says, tossing her hair. "I don't care who I bunk with. As long as I'm the one on top. I'm always on top." She smirks when she says this.
"Okay, that's fine." Bridgette says, uncomfortably.
"Thanks, hon." Fiona says putting her bags on the top of one of the bunks.
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Bridgette: Fiona's already proven that she's a spoiled bitch. With that attitude she's not gonna last long.
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"Static, why don't you bunk with me." Bridgette suggests.
"Okay!" Static accepts, forcing Melinda to bunk with Fiona.
Screaming Turtles (Girls)
"I'm having the spare bunk. I deserve it the most." Heather says, putting her bags on it.
"Fine by me. None of us want to bunk with you anyway." Leshawna says. "Gwen, you want top?"
"No thanks. You can have it." Gwen says.
Mary bounces on her toes. "This means we're together Izi!" She says to Izabella.
"Cool." Izabella dumps her bags on the bed and opens the door.
"Where are you going?" Heather asks icily.
"I'm going to find a stick." Izabella tells Heather.
"Why do you need a stick?" Gwen asks.
Izabella stares at her blankly. "So I can chase Chris around and poke him with a stick, duh." She says and walks out shutting the door behind her.
"She's gonna do what now?" Leshawna asks.
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Heather: The girls on my team are the worst. It's Leshawna, Weird Goth Girl, a Hyperactive Idiot, and a Crazy Girl Who Chases People Around With Sticks. But I have to make an alliance. So I might as well start with the new girls.
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Heather turns to Mary. "Say Mary, I love those shoes. Where did you buy them?"
Leshawna looks at Gwen and they both stare at Heather.
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Leshawna: Since when is Heather nice. She's up to something.
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"My grandma gave them to me." Mary says. "Where'd you get your hair styled. It's so cute!"
Heather scowls at the thought of her new bald spot, but then she smiles. "Thanks, Mary." She says. "We should be friends."
"Oh my God, yes! I love making friends!" Mary hugs Heather who stiffens up and winces in pain.
"Oh no you don't." Leshawna says pulling Mary away from Heather. "Honey, Heather's only in it for the money. She'd backstab you the first chance she gets." Leshawna explains to Mary.
"Leshawna I can't believe you'd say that. I'm a changed person. I'm ready to play a fair game." Heather tells them. Leshawna and Gwen burst out laughing and, after a few seconds, Mary joins them.
"Hmph, I don't need this." Heather says. "I wonder where that Izabella girl is." She mutters as she walks out of the cabin.
Screaming Turtles (Boys)
"Six of us and six bunks." Joe says. "Simple. Hey, Fox, you wanna bunk with me?"
Fox seems surprised but he nods. "Of course." He says to Joe and he starts unpacking his stuff.
"So you know tae-kwan-doe?"
"Yeah. Not to brag but I'm pretty good at it."
"C'mon Noah! You and me can share a bunk." Owen says patting Noah on the shoulder.
"Sure." Noah says, not looking at all happy about that idea.
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Noah: (book in his hands) Like I wanted to bunk with that bag of gas. But I need an alliance in this game or I'll be voted out easily like last time. So I need as many friends as I can get. And, unfortunately that means Owen. As disgusting as he is, so far he's my only friend in the game. At least I can try to control him with my superior intelligence. (starts to read but he hears laughter at that statement) All right, who's the wise guy?
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"I call top bunk!" Owen says leaping onto the bunk and lying back. "Aaaah." He says, getting comfortable. The bed creaks and the wood holding up the top bunk breaks. Owen and the bed come crashing down as Noah puts his suitcase. The bed falls onto his right hand. Noah cries out in pain and tries to tug his hand out from underneath.
"I gotcha Noah!" Owen says and pulls Noah by the waist. Noah's hand slips out between the beds.
"OW! GODDAMMIT!" Noah swears. He looks at his hand and turns pale.
"Wow, I don't think you're fingers are supposed to twist that way." Fox says.
"You idiot! You broke my hand!" Noah yells at Owen.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I know how to make it better." Owen reaches into his pocket and takes out something melted and gooey. He takes a bite out of it which covers his face with chocolate.
"Candy bar." He offers Noah. Noah looks like he's about to strangle Owen but he holds back.
"Do you need some help?" Joe asks.
"Do you know First Aid?"
"Uh, no."
Noah shakes his head. "I need to go to the emergency tent." He says when he sees his hand start to turn red.
"Don't worry Noah. I'll take you there!" Owen picks Noah up and puts him over his shoulder. He kicks down the door and speeds off to the emergency tent.
Greg looks at the broken bunk, at Fox and Joe who are back to chatting about tae-kwan-doe and then at Trent.
"I guess that just leaves you and me." He says to Trent.
"Umm… okay." Trent says uncomfortably.
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Trent: I don't know about Greg. He seems kinda… creepy. Like he's a serial killer in disguise. I guess his actions will tell us if he's crazy or not. Oh, hold on. (flushes the toilet) One, two, three… (he counts the number of times he flushes the toilet) Seven, eight, nine. As I was saying, I'll just have to keep an eye on him.
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Chris: The season is great so far. So far we have two mean girls, two plotting guys, five crazy people, three injuries and a cat fight. And it's gonna get even better.
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Izabella: (grinning) I found a stick. (she holds it proudly in front of the camera).
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Mess Hall
"Come and get you grub, fresh out of the pot." Chef says unenthusiastically. The first person in line is Melinda. Chef ladles whatever is in the pot onto her tray.
"What the heck is this?" She asks.
"It's the Special Meat Surprise. Now get your ungrateful butt outta line!" Melinda scurries of to the Killer Snails table.
Eddy, who is next, looks at the food and takes a bite of it. "Eh, I've had worse." He says walking away.
"Next." Chef says.
"Um, Chef. Do you have any fruit or vegetables or something? Me and Jenna are vegetarians." Bridgette says.
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Chef: Vegetarians, bleh! They sicken me.
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"GET OUT OF MY LINE!" Chef shouts at them.
"Hey, where's Izabella go?" Joe asks Greg.
"How should I know?" Greg says and grimaces at the meat on his plate. Owen gets three trays of meat and brings them to Noah. He eats two of the trays the puts some meat on a fork and offers it to Noah, who can't handle a fork with his broken hand.
"Here comes the airpwane." Owen says in a voice that is supposed to be used to get babies to eat. Noah doesn't budge. The rest of the campers get their food and sit at the tables in small groups. The most noticeable are Alejandro and Fiona, who are obviously flirting with each other.
"I don't trust the new girl." Leshawna says.
"Same here. She seems worse than Heather." Gwen agrees.
"Hey, there Gwen." Cody says sliding into the seat next to her.
"Cody, you're not even on my team this time. You can't get away with flirting with me anymore." Gwen tells him.
"And who says I can't?" A shadow falls over Cody. Cody looks up.
"Move." Duncan says. Cody gets up quickly and sits down across from Gwen, conveniently next to Noah.
"Aww, they are so cute together." Jenna says to Izzy, while they look at Noah and Cody.
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Jenna: (squatting on the seat) I've seen this show before and I'm a huge Nody fan. Or is it Coah? Anyway, they weren't meant to be ever since Noah kissed Cody in the second episode. Except each of them won't accept their love for one another. I'll have to make it my duty to get them together. Speaking of couples, I totally think Gwen should break up with Duncan. He's really mean and he hurts nature! Gwen is an eco-goth, she shouldn't be with someone who disrespects the environment.
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"You don't mind if I sit here, right?" Duncan asks Gwen. "After all we are on different teams."
"I don't mind you sitting here." Gwen says giving Cody an obvious 'Get out of here!' look.
"Ooh, she is laying it on thick." Leshawna says watching Fiona and Alejandro.
"I wish Heather could see this, she would freak out!"
"Speaking of which, where is that mean queen." Leshawna wonders.
Forest
"Izi! Izabella! Where are you?" Heather calls. "This is ridiculous." She says about to give up.
"Hi-yah!" Izabella says jumping from a tree and landing in front of Heather, pointing a stick at her.
"What the hell?" Heather says.
"Stick." Izabella replies jabbing. Heather side steps the jab.
"Yes, I can see that. I thought you were going to chase Chris with that."
Izabella shrugs. "I'm flexible." She says and jabs again. Heather dodges the stick.
"Listen you little…." Heather stops herself and puts on an ugly smile. "So, Izabella. You're an artist right? I would love to see you're work sometime."
"Uh, okay." Izabella says hesitantly.
"You know, we should be friends. We have so much in common." Heather says quickly. "We should make an alliance with Mary. With our girl power we can make it to the final three."
Izabella looks at her. "You want to be in an alliance with me?"
"Yes."
Izabella doubles over in laughter. "You, you are so desperate!" She says laughing.
"Please stop." Heather says through gritted teeth.
"Like I'd align myself with a snob like you!" Izabella laughs.
"Don't you dare laugh at me!" Heather shouts.
Izabella quiets down and looks Heather straight in the eye. "Oh, you are so going down, bitch."
"Bring it loser!" Heather says. Izabella holds up the stick to hit Heather with. She stops when she hears a loud voice.
"Attention campers!" Chris says over the intercom. "Meet me at the center of camp in fifteen minutes. And wear your bathing suits. Your first challenge is coming up!"
Mess Hall (outside)
"What do you think our first challenge will be?" Static asks Theodore. He just shrugs.
"Hey? HELLO! Why aren't you talking?" Static asks him.
"I'm a little busy." He says showing her the book.
"Only aliens read more than they talk." She says to him as they pass by Joe and Fox who are also talking about the challenge.
"It's definitely has something to do with swimming since Chris told us to get out swim suits." Joe says.
"I hope it's not a swimming race." Fox says.
"You guys are clueless." Greg says coming up behind them. "It's the cliff diving challenge. They did it in the first season on the very first episode."
"I don't think they would do that again. I mean that wouldn't be very creative." Fox replies.
"Well, I'm sure whatever it is, I'll be the best at it." Melinda brags. Duncan groans when he hears this.
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Duncan: Courtney wasn't chosen to be on this season, but I get stuck with this Melinda chick! She's worse than Courtney! If she says she's a C.I.T I may have to strangle her.
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"This is SO COOL!" Mary says. "My first challenge EVER!"
"It's not as exciting as it sounds." Bridgette tells her.
"I hope it has something to do with explosives." Izzy says rubbing her hands together.
"Knowing Chris, it probably does." Trent replies.
"Where are the bathrooms again?" Melinda asks.
"Over there." Owen says pointing in the direction of the washrooms. Unfortunately his giant finger poked Noah's eye. Noah doubles over, his left hand over his eye. "AHH, my EYE!"
"Oops, sorry." Owen says to Noah.
"WHY!" Noah screams at him.
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Noah: (his hand still covering his eye) ****! That ******* idiot, broke my ******* hand! Now he ******* pokes my ******* eye ***** out! ******! He is such a *****************************************!
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Owen: I know that Noah's mad at me. But he'll get over it. We're best friends. We go together like a PB & Baloney Sandwich. Ooh, with extra mustard! Mmmmm. I could really go for one of those right now.
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"Welcome to your first challenge!" Chris says with a grin. "And looks like Greg gets to say, 'I told you so.'"
All Greg does is look down at the water with the rest of the campers as they prepare to jump off the 200ft high cliff into shark infested water.
"This looks like fun!" Jenna says, the only one smiling in the face of death.
Oooooooooh, a cliff-hanger! The next chapter will be up soon. It will be much longer but, there will be more surprises and twists. Not to mention more humorous moments. I would love to hear you comments and critiques about the episode. One of my graduation presents was a new laptop, so I should be churning out the chapters faster. Till then, have a great summer!
- Love Jacky ; )
