This chapter is where the gods read some stories. I was inspired by ffsah1 review.

I don't own Percy Jackson. What I do own is the terrible mini fics, the song lyrics and the poem. Just please don't tell anyone

PS. This is is the first time I wrote about the gods, so I hope I did them justice.

Enjoy


"HERMES!" the voice echoed in the hallways of Mount Olympus. Nymphs and Minor gods craning their necks curiously, but soon departed when seeing the murderous look on Zeus's face.

"You rang?" Hermes answered in a normal voice.

"My internet isn't working. What have you done to it?" He said, pushing the computer in front of Hermes's face.

"Nothing, you haven't plugged it in."
"Oh, I have heard my daughter, Thalia, talking about some website. Fanfriction?"
"Fanfiction. It's a website where fans of stories can write their own. Some are good, but some make you want to tear your hair out."
"I want to see this Fanfiction." Zeus's commanded in his, I am king, voice.

"Okay, let's just get all the other gods, they should read some as well.

Soon enough all the gods were there. Zeus looking high and mighty on his throne, Aphrodite looking at her reflection, Ares playing God of War on his handheld, Hephaestus building some mechanical thing, Athena reading a book, Artemis petting one of her deer's, Hera glaring at Zeus, Poseidon and Hades discussing the Japan tsunami, Apollo listen to his Ipod, rocking to the tunes and Hermes getting the computer ready.

"It's done. What story shall we read first?" Almost all the gods stuck their hands in the air. (Egotistical maniacs)

"I say we read one of me, I am after all the most handsome god." Apollo announced.

"You're so childish." His twin sister, Artemis, said.

"You're just jealous, Sis."

"Stop calling me Sis." The gods, knowing the fight that would break out, randomly selected a story.

Owls are Wise

Athena is a sad goddess. Everyone thinks just becasuse shes a madin goddess, that she doesn't deserve love. And that shes mean not to like percy and annabeths relantionship. No the true reason she doesn't like that is, because she's jelis, she wants someone to love her to. Like percy loves his Annabeth. Like Annabeth loves her percy. There's one god, she wants with all her heart. The sea god. That dreamy hunk o Posedien. Mmm, so hot. Athena just wants to bite him all over, but alas, she cannot. Because she made a stupid pact to be a virgin forver. It's not like she can just go out, have a few drinks and get wasted. She wishes though. No, owls are supposed to be wise, getting drunk is not wise (You hear that kids?) an neither is making sea love to the god of the sea.

Athena does wish though that owl could be stupid, just for one day.

"That dreamy hunk O' Poseidon, huh, Athenes?" Apollo teased.

"OMG! That gives me a totally new idea for you two, you would be so cute together."
"NO WE WON'T!" Athena and Poseidon yelled at the same time.

"I would never date some Kelp head."
"I would never date some Know it all."

The other gods found this story highly amusing, they could always tell there was some sexual tension between those two. But they would never admit it.

"I have to comment on this story." Apollo said, whilst taking the keyboard.

You have captured the tortured soul of Athena perfectly. Kudos to you, young writer.

"This calls for a Haiku." He announced and before the other gods could do anything, he already started.

Athena loves her Poseidon

He loves his sea water

Can they be together

Aphrodite says so

"Just, no. That was terrible. Just keep quiet." Athena and Poseidon were still glaring at each other.

"Here's one about Hera."

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms. That was how Hera felt. She was misunderstood. She didn't mean to hate Hercules, in truth, she loved him like her own son, those snakes were a gift to him. Honest. She was faithful, so very faithful to her husband Zeus. Well except for that spring vacation at Miami beach. To be fair, that Brad Pitt is one sexy mortal. How could Hera resist. But all small matter aside, everyone is always mean to poor Hera, she just wants some love, someone to cherish her and bring her home to meet the parents, but noooo. In all those stupid myths, she;s always portrayed as the villain, foolish mortals should pay for their incomptesance.

But Hera is a loving wife and Mother, and who ever disagrees shall be dealt with in the deapts of tartisris.

Hera was disgusted, how dare they write such filth about her? The other gods were too busy laughing to notice her discomfort.

"That Brad Pitt is one sexy mortal."
"I prefer Cory Monteith." Everyone then looked strangely at Apollo.

"What?"
"Fin from Glee. Total hotty." Nobody could take him seriously any more so they just ignored him.

"This story is a lie, Hera would never be unfaithful nor would she be loving." Zeus got a stiff glare from his wife for that.

"Why would you want to meet Kronos, worst dad ever?" Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"This story is bullshit okay, let's just leave it at that." Who knew Hera had a dirty mouth?
"Let's read one more."

"Sir, the Japan disaster has taken thousands. What should we do?" One of Hades workers ask. Hades was tired and depressed (A/N Geddit, cuzz he's a goffik lord of the underworld.)
He then burst into song.

Let me be, let me be

I am lone cannot see

I am tired

I am grumpy

I want some sugar love for the King of the dead

I'm the King of the dead

And I'm hear to say

Stop being vicious

And blowing all away

I cant take care of all yalls

I have to have time for myself

Soon all the skeletons were dancing and sing

He's the King of the Undeworld

The king of the dead

Don't make him mad

Or you'll get punsished to death

He just wants some sugary love

And a throne on Olympis

No one understands

No one cares

We do

We do

We do

We do

We do

We do

"Wonderful workers and friends. Have the day of , go out to real world. Have some fun.

"I'm a real boy!" Pinocchio announced.

Hades smiled at his joy and sat down and had a lovely discussion with his wonderful sister and mother in Law (We don't judge in the underworld) Demeter.

Lifes great he thought.

"That was a great story."
"No that was horrible!" Hades exclaimed.

"Where is Demeter anyway?" Ares asked in a bored tone.

"She's with Persephone, probably bad mouthing me, that no good daughter of." He trailed of

"Okay, we'll I would really love to see you break out in to a song." Hephaestus joked.

"I'll show you something all right." Hades threatened.

"I personally love Fanfiction!" Zeus said.

"That's because he hasn't read a story about himself yet." Artemis whispered to Athena.

"Hermes, what do you think of this story?" Apollo asked him.

"No Fin, don't leave Rachel!"

"Hermes what are you doing."
"Watching Glee."
Soon after, everyone was busy watching Glee, fanfiction totally forgotten.

"I love Fin." Apollo said, and all the girls swooned. Well, most of them.


Hehe, I can totally see the gods being gleeks.

It's hard making a Haiku, I don't how Apollo does it.

Ps, that song was so fun to write. I hope it's really terrible.

I just want to thank Tara Gilesbie for the 'geddit' reference.

Toodles