Author's note: I want to thank all of my loyal readers for taking time out of their days to read this fic. I couldn't have done this without any one of you! FREE COOKIES! *everyone cheers* I LOVE YOU ALL! *I get an award* YOU GUYS F***IN' ROCK! *everyone chants my name* YOU GUYS ALL GOT FREE CHOCOLATE UNDER YOUR CHAIRS OR WHEREVER YOU'RE SITTING! *everyone come up and hugs me while eating cookies and chocolate*

Also:

Cloves: I have checked out that fanfic and am surprised. I didn't even know that someone else had done something similar to mine. I hadn't even read that when I made this. Thank you for telling me. I owe you a cookie.

Folks, please do not think I copied that fanfic. I am not a copier, nor am I a cheater. Please do not hate me if you read that fanfic before this.

It is finally out: Chapter 7! Sorry it came out so late! I have been having a hard week and weekend, ESPECIALLY since today is the 4th of July. Guess what? I have ordered a musical instrument: an ocarina. What is an ocarina, you ask? Well, it's:

A musical wind instrument shaped somewhat like an elongated egg with a mouthpiece and finger holes. Also called sweet potato. Traditionally made from terra-cotta and other natural ceramics.

Thanks to Songbird Ocarinas for the definition of an ocarina.

Go check it out /sweet-potato-ocarinas?page=_details&flypage=&product_id=134&category_id=8 if you want to buy one!

Me: FINALLY! I OWN NARUTO! X3
Assisstant: Uh, sir, again, you don't own Naruto.
Me:... ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THAT SONOVABITCH WHO TOLD ME THAT? I'M GONNA CASTRATE HIM WITH A STICK!
Other guy who told me: I'M FUCKED!
Me: I HEARD THAT! *in a singsong voice* HERE'S JINSO!
Guy who told me: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
*LOUD splatter noises are heard*
Me: Man down, BITCH!

BTW, I'm sorry chapter 7 is taking so long, guys. I have been working hard, but many errands and shit have come up. It will be out in the next two-two and a half days. DATTEBAYO! That sounded weird...

"If you trick someone, it will bite you in the ass SO hard in the future."

~Me (OF COURSE)

The Blazing Dragon

Naruto again woke up, feeling great, and being cuddled by two of the most beautiful women on the planet. He sighed, lost in thoughts of love. Anko again woke up to the sound of her lover's sigh, while Kurenai remained sleeping blissfully.

"Good morning, Naruto-kun." Anko said in a wistful voice.

"Good morning, my hime." He replied in a sweet voice. Naruto and Anko cuddled. Naruto's alarm clock rang, and Kurenai awakened.

"Good morning, my koi[1]." She said. Naruto heard her voice, and replied,

"Good morning, my tenshi." He hugged them both, and was happy in their company.

"It is now time for breakfast again." He announced. Like yesterday, he clapped his hands, and in came 3 Kage Bunshins with trays of food.

"You're so sweet, Naruto-kun." Kurenai said. Naruto just simply smiled, and held them both close to him. They ate breakfast, and Naruto and Kurenai got ready to go to team practice.

"May I have a kiss, my hime?" He asked.

"Certainly, Naruto-kun." Anko replied with a smile. Their lips touched together, and Naruto and Anko kissed for a minute or two, both of them enjoying it. When they stopped, Naruto and Kurenai headed for the door, and Naruto said,

"Goodbye, my hime. I will see you after practice." Naruto said.

"Goodbye, Naruto-kun. Be prepared for when you get home. " And with that, Naruto and Kurenai went to their practice, making sure to take a different route than yesterday to avoid Sasuke.

Training Ground 11

When Naruto and Kurenai arrived at Training Ground 11, once more, Shino and Hinata were there, chatting. Kurenai spoke up.

"Alright, students, today we will—" before she could finish, an ANBU appeared and handed her a scroll. She opened it, and read it.

Kurenai Yuhi,

I request you and your team to come to my office immediately. I know of your group's abilities, and am sending you and your team on a mission to Wave with Team 7. The mission is C-Rank, but I feel your team is worthy of it. Also, this mission may possibly escalate to a B-rank mission with inclusion of enemy shinobi. Please report to my office as fast as you can.

Hiruzen Sarutobi, Sandaime Hokage.

Kurenai looked up and began to speak.

"Alright, team. We need to report to the Hokage's office immediately. We are being sent on our first mission, a C-Rank. However, this mission may escalate to a B-Rank mission with the inclusion of enemy shinobi. Shino, Hinata, I know you two have not made your first kills yet, but you will have to on this mission." Naruto noticed that they had not made their first kills, and encouraged them by saying,

"Shino, Hinata, even though you have not made your first kills, you will have to on the mission. Do not relish killing, simply do it because you have to, or else you will die. If you do not kill an enemy shinobi, they will come back at full force, and kill you." Hinata and Shino nodded. They all went to the Hokage's office, ready for their first mission.

The Hokage's Office

Naruto was the first to enter. When he walked in, he saw Team 7 and Kakashi standing there, waiting for them.

"OH, COME ON! WE'RE ON A JOINT MISSION WITH THE EMO TEME, AND THE BANSHEE? THE ONLY NORMAL ONE OUT OF THEM IS KIBA!" Naruto shouted in rage. The rest of his team heard him shouting and ran in. They all saw what he was shouting about and stood silent. "Naruto-kun, calm down." Kurenai said. All members of Team 7 raised an eyebrow at the suffix.

"Why are you calling the baka 'Naruto-kun'?" Sasuke asked. Naruto smirked.

"I see you haven't heard." He said. Team 7 looked confused. Naruto sighed, and said,

"6 months ago, Kurenai-sensei was attacked and nearly raped." Team 7's eyes widened at this.

"Note I said NEARLY. A mysterious swordsman stepped in before two bandits could rape her. He had a terrifying aura of royal blue and gold, orange and red hair that looked like living flames, and golden eyes the color of the sun. He quickly attacked and decapitated one of the thieves. He then did an attack where he ran, jumped, and spun around like the attacks Kiba uses." Kiba became even more interested at that point.

"He kept spinning forward, being levitated by an invisible power. He suddenly burst into flames. He was still alive, though, spinning rapidly inside the flames." Team 7 stared in disbelief.

"The flames then took the form of a dragon's head. He kept spinning, and went straight through the torso of the remaining bandit. The man was dead in an instant. The swordsman leaped, and landed, and the flames went away. He went over to check on Kurenai-sensei. He made sure she was okay, then took her to the Hokage, who had her taken to the hospital." Team 7 and Kakashi just stood there, their jaws hanging low.

"That swordsman… was me." Naruto finished. Sasuke smirked and said,

"That was really you, dobe? Ha! Don't make me laugh! You aren't worthy of such power!" Naruto smirked and simply replied,

"You wanna see it? Fine. Whatever you want, your teme-ness." Sasuke scowled at, "Your teme-ness." Naruto simply held his arms out like part of a horse stance. Sasuke frowned when he saw this.

'Seresutiarugōingu' Naruto thought. Flecks of royal blue and gold swirled around him, and then erupted in a violent torrent. His hair became red and orange, stood straight up, and waved around. His eyes changed from sapphire blue to mineral gold. All of Team 7, including their sensei, went wide-eyed.

"Holy shit." Sasuke and Kakashi said in unison. Sasuke had a determined look in his eyes.

"Fight me, dobe. If I win, I get your powers. If you win… I'll stop being emo for a week. But what does it matter? I'll win anyways!" He said. Naruto smirked.

"Gasp! I never thought I'd see the day when his emo-teme-ness would admit he's emo!" Naruto joked.

"Let's fight at Training Ground 7, baka. It will be a worthy place for your defeat." Sasuke said.

"Fine by me. See ya, teme." Naruto said. He just stood there. Sasuke growled.

"Move already, dobe!" He tried to shove Naruto, but simply went straight through him. Naruto then faded away, like a paranormal entity, fading from existence.

"What the heck?" Sasuke cried out as he fell to the ground. Kurenai and Kiba snickered, Sakura got worried, Shino stayed emotionless, Hinata giggled at Naruto's antics, and Kakashi merely stated, "He had it comin'." While everyone else went to the Training Ground 7, Kurenai went and got a treat for her and Naruto for after the match.

While Naruto is Waiting

Naruto was sitting on the ground of Training Ground 7, waiting for everyone else, when he got an idea.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" He said. There was a puff of smoke and another Naruto appeared.

"Heya, Boss!" It said. Naruto replied hi back, and said,

"I need you to do something for me. I need you to…" Naruto quickly whispered out the details of the plan. The clone's grin widened with glee. They were gonna prank the emo teme so hard!

"Gotcha boss!" The clone said. Naruto then went and hid in the bushes, waiting for everyone else to come, while his clone hid himself in the trees just beyond the edge of the training ground. Naruto activated his technique. He lazily waited, then fell asleep. "Saikō Oiroke no Jutsu." The clone whispered. There was another poof of smoke, and it cleared to reveal a fully nude, very hot girl version of Naruto. The clone then cast a genjutsu Naruto had made up on himself so that to everyone but Sasuke, he would look like he was using his regular Oiroke no Jutsu. At just that moment, everyone showed up, and Sasuke called out,

"Where are you, baka? Are you too scared to fight?" Naruto's clone smirked where he, or rather, she was and said in a feminine voice,

"Oh, I'm not afraid, Sasuke-kun." As she said that, she walked out from the trees in a sexy walk and simply winked at Sasuke. Sasuke's face made a O.O as he saw her. Before he could react, he was struck from behind by a blow to the neck, and was knocked out. Everyone looked up to see what had hit him. Standing above an unconscious Sasuke, who had a nosebleed, was Naruto in his kami form.

"That's what you get, ya emo shit-head!" Naruto remarked. Sakura was infuriated.

"Naruto-baka, stop acting like you're the best ninja ever! You just got a lucky shot!" She said.

"More like Sasuke-teme had an unlucky break. Maybe he's also out of practice." Naruto replied. A tick mark appeared on Sakura's head, and she ran up to Naruto, a fist aimed at his head. When she threw the punch, a hand simply reached out at lightning speed, and caught her fist.

"I wouldn't advise that, Haruno-san." Naruto said with venom. Sakura just became angrier, and tried to punch him again. He knocked away her arm and backhanded her. She fell to the ground, out like a light.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. They never learn, do they?" Naruto merely stated. He dispelled his clone and relaxed. He then looked at Kiba sternly.

"Would you like to try anything?" He asked. Kiba shook his head and said (I LOVE RHYMING!),

"No way! I have a snowball's chance in hell of beating you! Besides, I've wanted those two to shut the hell up since the first day at the Academy!" Naruto was happy, and truly smiled at Kiba.

"Would you like to see the attack I used on those bandits? I saw you become more interested when I mentioned that." Naruto asked. Kiba brightened up instantly.

"Would I ever! Any Inuzuka who heard of that technique would kill just to SEE it!" Kiba said joyously.

"Alright, stand back." Naruto ordered. Naruto charged forward. He leapt into the air and began spinning. He spun rapidly, and suddenly, he was coated in flames. He kept spinning, and spinning. The flames took the form of a dragon's head. He continued forward, faster than ever, and drilled straight through a tree, leaving a burning hole in it.

"Oh my god." Kiba said in awe.

"Can you teach me how to do that?" He then asked.

"I'm sorry, but I can't. I learned how to do this from a special person, but they will not be able to teach you. You would have to have the same sword as me. I'm sorry." Naruto told him. Kiba was sad.

"However, I may be able to come up with a jutsu like that, but it doesn't require a sword. Once I have perfected it, which will probably be in two days, I can train you to use it. The training will take a few weeks, though." Naruto said. Kiba was overjoyed.

"Alright!" he shouted. Naruto got him to calm down.

"Are you willing to train your body to its limit?" Naruto asked.

"Heck yeah!" Kiba replied.

"Good. Now after the trip to Wave, I will train your body to its physical limit. You will go home every day, the most tired you've ever been. You will refer to me as Naruto-sensei when we are training. You will not relax unless I have given you a break. Understood?" Naruto instructed.

"Understood, Naruto!" Kiba happily replied.

"Now let's take these two and go to the Hokage." Naruto said. Kiba grabbed Sasuke and Sakura and slung them over his shoulder. Then Kurenai, Kakashi, Kiba, Naruto, Shino, and Hinata all went to the Hokage's office.

Hokage's Office

Naruto and the others arrived in the Hokage's office. Sarutobi saw that Kiba had Sasuke and Sakura slung over his shoulder.

"Might I ask why Mr. Inuzuka has the other members of his team on his shoulder?" The Sandaime asked.

"It's a long story." Naruto replied.

"Though they should be waking up soon." With those words, Sasuke and Sakura awoke and were confused.

"Where are we? Face me, dobe!" Sasuke shouted.

"Calm down, Sir Emo-a-lot. I beat you and won the bet. Now we're in the Hokage's office." Naruto told him.

"Your girlfriend attacked me after I knocked you out, and I knocked her out." Sasuke was full of shock and disbelief.

"There's no way you beat me, dobe!" Sasuke said. Naruto smirked.

"Oh really? I got five people here that can vouch for the fact I beat the shit out of you." Naruto said.

Everybody but Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and the Hokage nodded.

"He got you good, emo-face." Kakashi remarked. Sasuke growled.

"AHEM! I believe we need to get back to business!" the Hokage shouted.

"As you know, I am sending you all on a mission to Wave. You will be escorting the bridge builder, Tazuna, to his house to finish building his bridge. This is a C-Rank mission. Now, you must meet your client." The Sandaime told them. Tazuna walked out. (I'm not gonna describe him because you all know what he looks like)

"So, I got a couple of kids, and a cyclops to protect me? Well, at least there's a hot chick. She looks like she's fun." Tazuna said. Naruto immediately went up to him at light speed.
"If you even so much as go near her without my permission, I will castrate you with your own hand, and force you to choke yourself until there is no air in your body. I will then decapitate your corpse, and hang your head as a trophy on my wall. You got that?" Naruto growled. Tazuna quickly shut up like his lips had been removed. Everyone except Kurenai was scared of the twelve year old boy. The Hokage spoke up again.

"You all have 3 days to pack whatever you need for the trip: clothes, tools, etc. Report back here in 3 days. Dismissed." He said. Everyone went to their respective homes, and started preparing for the trip.

Naruto's House

Naruto and Kurenai arrived at the front steps of Naruto's house. Anko heard them coming and yelled,

"Hey Kure-chan, Naruto-kun, I'm in the back!" They heard her voice, and went behind the house. Once more, Anko was standing there in a sexy pose, but this time, she had no clothes on whatsoever. Naruto just stood there, with a hazy smile, drooling. Anko smirked, as she knew her plan had worked. Kurenai had a plan as well. She had gone without panties or a bra today to give Naruto a little surprise. She quickly ripped off her clothes.

"Oh, Naruto-kun…" She called out. Naruto turned slowly to find himself staring at a naked Kurenai Yuhi. He slowly started to drool again when blood shot out of his nose like a bullet. He quickly pinched his nose, and the blood died down.

"Come on, Naruto-kun. Let's soak and relax." Anko said. The two women went and got in the water with a long,

"Aaaaaahhhhhhhh." Naruto lumbered towards them like a zombie, his brain clouded with thoughts of how beautiful the two women were. When he got in the water, he snapped back to reality. He sat there in the water, relaxing.

"Naruto-kun, can you wash us?" Kurenai asked.

"Are you sure? Do you trust me?" Naruto questioned.

"We trust you Naruto-kun. We know you won't do anything because of what happened when you saved us. Basically any grown man on the face of the Earth would have only saved us to take us themselves. You saved us without hesitation. And, you didn't even think twice about keeping us safe. We would put our lives in your hands." Anko said as she answered for the both of them. Naruto began to cry. No one had ever said that to him before. He had always been the demon of the village, the worst being on Earth, the thing that without a doubt deserved to die. Now he had found love.

"Arigato, my kois." He said in between sobs. Kurenai and Anko started feeling emotional, and hugged Naruto, both of them starting to cry. Naruto wiped his tears away, and smiled a true smile at his lovers. They completely understood him, and now he did not need to wear a mask. He could be truly happy. They then got some soap and washed down Naruto. Naruto then took the soap and first washed Kurenai. He washed her back, then her stomach, then her neck. She moaned quietly when his hands passed over her breasts and stomach, but they didn't try anything. She rinsed off the soap, and he began to do Anko. He washed Anko the same way as Kurenai: her back, then her stomach, then her neck. She also moaned a little bit when his hands passed over her breasts and stomach, but again, they didn't try anything. Once she rinsed off the soap, they sat there and relaxed, enjoying each others' company. When it began to get dark outside, they went inside. Kurenai and Naruto began to pack for the trip. When they were all finished packing, they met up with Anko in the living room.

"Anko-chan, why aren't you packing?" Kurenai asked. Anko looked confused.

"Why would I be packing?" Anko questioned.

"Because you're coming along on this mission, right?" Naruto asked.

"Oh, OK! I'll go pack." Anko said. She then bolted off at light speed to get everything ready. Once she had finished packing, which she had done in 5.3 seconds, she had everything in a sealing scroll, and was ready to go. She had kunai, shuriken, explosive tags, and smoke bombs, some regular clothes, AND she also packed a sexy outfit. She got pleasure out of making men stare at her, while she just walked away. Kurenai had also packed ninja tools, and some clothes to wear. Naruto had packed the same things as the other two: ninja tools and clothes. They then went to bed, all comfortable, lost in love.

Author's Note: Did you likes it? The 8th chapter will be coming out preferably in 2 or 3 days. It is just really hard to keep on writing everyday. Also, I read 2 true stories of supernatural things that really freaked me out. I became pretty stressed after reading them. I wanted to never ever play The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask after reading the first one, and became scared and freaked out after reading the second one. Read them if you dare at:

.com

The first story is called Majora. Some of you may know the story. It is about what is believed to be a haunted majora's mask game.

The second is called Predator. It is extremely creepy, and is the will-make-you-shit-bricks-for-a-few-days kind of scary.

Be warned, though. If you are faint of heart, DO NOT READ THE SECOND STORY FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE! Also, if you are scared easily, DO NOT READ THE SECOND STORY! These stories are very creepy, and will literally scare the SHIT out of you. I WARNED YOU. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T.

[1]: Koi: it means "love", as in "my love".

Until the next chapter,

Ja Ne! *disappears in a poof of smoke*