The dreaded Disclaimer is now to be spoken by Sasuke here. Say it for me Sasuke, NOW!

Sasuke- Hn...

Translation is spoken by Itachi. Ok Itachi.

Itachi- He says that Gaara44 doesn't own Naruto.

me-Thank you!

Sasuke the Emo Or Emu Or Whatever You call It

Chapter 7

Itachi

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Sasuke woke up the next morning, only he wasn't at home...

"Mornin', Sasuke," The blob of sun called from the kitchen.

"N-naruto...?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto rubbed his head and put on that sleepy grin he always wore. "Yeah, you're ov-"

"What the hell am I doing here!!!!!" Sasuke snapped right back.

"Oi! Chill out! You were the one who fell asleep on my couch last night after telling your story of the date! Now come! Breakfast is ready!"

"Hn..."

Then Itachi appeared out of nowhere in Naruto's kitchen.

"Naruto," Itachi said.

Naruto jumped and hit his head on the counter.

"I-itachi?!"

"Yep."

"There is no way in hell I'm gonna go with you and your gay friends to that random cave so you can take my 9-tails and let me die!" Naruto yelled.

"Dude." Itachi's voice was calm as ever. "That's not what I'm here for. I'm he-"

"Then why are you here?!" Sasuke growled from the doorway.

"I came to translate your 'Hn...'."

"Well what did Sasuke mean by 'Hn...'? Eh?" Naruto asked yet another question.

"He meant, 'I'm coming.' Now may I join you for breakfast?"

"Are your gay friends coming?"

"No."

"Are you still in Akatsuki?"

"No."

"Sure! You can join us for breakfast!"

The three of them had a rather pleasant breakfast in Naruto's kitchen.

- Meanwhile

Sakura was walking up to Sasuke's front door, then she knocked. No answer. She tried again, and again, and again, ten times. No answer for any knocks.

Sakura tried the doorknob, it was unlocked. She let herself in.

"Sasuke!?" She called.

...No answer...

"Sasuke?!"

...Nope!...

She went to Sasuke's room. The bed was made. Then Sakura checked all the other rooms...Nada.

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*DING-DONG*

"Who could that be?" Wondered Naruto.

"Donno." Sasuke responded, "I'll go see."

'That's the most words he's said in a sentence without getting angry.' Naruto thought to himself.

"It's Sakura, Naruto. Should I let her in?"

"Yeah!"

"Ok."

The sound of the door opening was heard, and soon a screech of happiness could be heard.

"Sasukeeeeee!" Yep she stretched the 'uke' part out.

"Um, hi, Sakura..."

Her expression turned serious. "Where've you been, Sasuke?! I've looked for you all morning!"

"Um, I was here."

They wandered into the kitchen where Naruto and Itachi were waiting.

"Naruto!" Sakura hissed to him, "What's he doing here!? Won't he try to take the 9-tails out of you?!"

"No," Naruto replied calmly, "He left Akatsuki."

'Finally! Some good news!' Sakura thought.

-10 years later-

10 years had passed since Sakura and Sasuke had started dating. They were serious.(1) And now it was time to get married! Sasuke's first man was Naruto. He was grinning ear to ear. Naruto was in a black suit, black tie. Sasuke had a white suit, totally against his personality, with a black tie. Both had black shoes.

The music began.

There she was. Linking arms with her farther. Sakura. She had a very light pink colored dress, with a darker pink sash. She was smiling, along with Tenten and Hinata, who happened to be there age, and had become a close friend after the restaurant.

She reached the front. The Hokage said the vows. They said their 'I do's'.

"You may kiss the bride!" Tsunde yelled.

Everyone started clapping, even Naruto.

Itachi came and congratulated his brother, then left. Sakura and Sasuke left to...In their awesome black convertible with pink stripes, like it was a tiger.

FIN!

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A/N

1) That made me laugh so hard, the line 'They were serious.'

That's that! It was a hard story to write at times. Thank you to those who read it! Now review! Or I'll send Gaara to find you and make you review! J.K.! Review please! If you liked how this story went, Tell me! If I get enough reviews, or reviews to write a sequel, I will try to write one. But only if I get enough reviews! And read my other story, Exchanging Their Lives.

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