Well, this one was fun to write. Just to note, I haven't actually read the books, so if there's something in there that contradicts what actually happens, then apologies for that.

Other than that, voila!


My 'darling King' Joffrey,

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on me.

And there will be no third time, your grace. I shall make sure of it.

Long live the King,

Sansa


I may be in over my head here, but I'd like to think Sansa isn't a wimpy little girl anymore. But hey, that's my opinion.

Ciao!