"My name is Joshua, Dr. Tate, and I am honored to meet you." Iyamoru said silkily as he shook the Literature professor's hand, grinning at her with his pearly white teeth. Dr. Tate, who was the most Feminist woman that Jenn had ever met in her life and whose voice had rained down Feminist Literary Criticism while they had been back in the Feudal era, swooned slightly as Iyamoru turned and sat down next to Jenn, nudging her to the side purposefully as he sat down.

Jenn had her arms crossed and was brooding. They were a little bit early to class and Jenn had wanted to talk to her professor about the reading from The Vagina Monologues, but Dr. Tate had been running late and didn't hesitate to make the guest to her classroom welcome. Now that class was about to start and all her classmates were in, there was no time to speak to Dr. Tate about anything.

"Alright everyone, I know that this reading was probably a little bit difficult, but I am really thankful that you are all here today and none of you suddenly woke up with the two hour flu bug that seems to always inflict student when they read something uncomfortable." Dr. Tate addressed, placing her hands in her mitten shaped pockets on the front of her sweater. Jenn, and every other Lit Major, loved that jacket but it held no joy as Iyamoru tossed his new surfer hair while laughing, making her friend Abby sigh heavily and Dr. Tate pause and blink in stunned excitement.

"Okay…" Dr. Tate continued, a little bit softer than before, "Let's just have some read the beginning. Come on, don't all raise your hands at once."

Of course, being the show of he was, Iyamoru raised his hand. The two guys behind him reddened a little bit as Jenn heard them lean into one another saying "Dude, that guy has balls." "I don't think that you could pay me to read this out loud."

"Thank you Joshua, I appreciate your martyrdom." Iyamoru smiled without even understanding what was happening. Jenn smirked and handed her book open to him. She could embarrass him but not giving him the ability to read English or even to read at all, but as he opened his mouth she knew that everything would be paid in full.

" 'I bet you're worried. I was worried. That's why I began this piece. I was worried about vaginas. I was worried about what we think about vaginas, and even more worried that we don't think about them. I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness and secrecy surrounding them-like the Bermuda Triangle. Nobody ever reports back from there.' " Iyamoru read, his voice unsteady as he read the first word that made everyone look down. People in the normal era are uncomfortable talking about vajayjays, let alone male dog demons from the Japanese Feudal Era.

"What the hell is a vagina?!" Iyamoru cried. Jenn looked at him only to see slight confused panic in Iyamoru's eyes and his lips pursed together. Dr. Tate began to lecture but Jenn wasn't listening, she felt compelled to answer Iyamoru's question.

"It is the female reproductive organ. You honestly don't know what it is? Hell if I am explaining it to you, HAHAHAHAHA!"Jenn spoke and laughed inside of her head as her mouth stayed closed and her hand was busy taking notes on what Dr. Tate was saying.

"Oh…ew…nasty…human-ness…I think I am going to be sick" Iyamoru's face was getting red as his golden eyes looked from woman to woman in the room, each glance making his face turn more of a greenish shade of red than a pinkish shade or red.

"I think that my favorite line was 'Damn wad of fucking cotton' because I do think that they find ways to undermine femininity in today's culture and make them out to be unintelligent sex symbols. It is part of the Masculine culture we live in today where men get everything and women get nothing." A girl from the back of the class said in her very nasal tone. Even though Jenn somewhat agreed with what she was saying now, she hated how this girl never justified anything that she said and usually went off on rants about political things that had nothing to do with the class. Jenn watched Dr. Tate nod at the comment and look at the rest of the students.

"Well, duh, that is the whole reason we can get classes like Women Writers, because the female has always been underrepresented. It doesn't mean that men aren't treated unfairly as well. It is a circle of human stupidity. That is why Ensler is a genius in using the Vagina as the symbol to speak out about objectification of women. Using the ultimate sex tool as an attack against oversexualisation, which is why she states that she is 'worried' about Vaginas and how they are viewed" Jenn thought silently, writing what she was thinking down on her paper.

"Anyone have anything to say?" Dr. Tate asked.

"Well, that is…" Iyamoru started, and continued, saying everything that was popping up in Jenn's mind even faster than she was putting it down on paper. He finished her observation and crossed his arms, knocking Jenn's knee with his own, hoping to aggravate her by stealing her answer.

"Thanks buddy" Jenn pushed her answer with a smile to Iyamoru as she patted his knee. Iyamoru's face fell a little bit, but he couldn't help smile to himself as he bumped his shoulder against Jenn. The two of them listened and participated in the conversation, Iyamoru getting into the conversation because he was really attempting to keep the actual thought of human sexual organs out of his mind.

As they walked outside after class, Iyamoru saying farewell to all of the still swooning female classmates who were overtly impressed by Iyamoru's "deep thinking" in their class. Jenn chuckled and let Iyamoru take the glory, mainly because it was hilarious to see the only man that she knew who would squirm uncomfortably and with a look of disgust while being surrounded by a mob of attractive women. She shook her head in that, "You crazy kid" kind of way as she read her text message from Christina, "Jenn, Tyler and I are in the lounge. He needed to go to the library so we figured that we would wait for you two. Chipotle?"

"Come on Josh," Jenn sniggered, "We have to get going." Jenn waved to her friends as she grabbed Iyamoru by the arm and dragged him away from the mob, pretty sure that one of the belt loops of his jeans had been ripped off by the mob.

"Humans are disgusting, especially human women. How can you stand being one?!" Iyamoru stuck his tongue out of his mouth and shook his head violently, trying to shake out his horrifying experience.

"I manage. Now, hurry up fruit face." Jenn said as she gave him his silver horse-tail back, but gave up on trying to give him more clothing than boxers, making him get red in the face and look a lot like a strawberry.

"Fruit face?! What are you talking about? I am damn sexy, woman!" Iyamoru shouted after Jenn as she chuckled heartily before making Iyamoru's boxers disappear entirely and bolting for her dorm, Iyamoru screaming at her from behind.