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Ch. 7 - The Date Crashers
Edward POV
We were in Port Angeles.
The movie started around 7, but we got there after it started so that Alec and Bella wouldn't see us slip in. They were seated towards the front. The perfect place for Emmett and me to have a little fun.
We took the seats three rows back from them.
We had bought a huge tub of popcorn...but we didn't plan to eat any of it. No, we planned to use it for evil.
As soon as the previews started I grabbed a piece and launched it at Alec, then Emmett and I ducked.
We could hear him mutter a curse as he turned around to where we had been sitting up just a minute ago. He looked for a couple of seconds and then turned back around, thinking that it had probably all just been in his mind because he couldn't find what had hit him. That piece of popcorn was long on the floor by then.
We both snickered as Emmett joined in on the fun. Only he flung alot of it at him.
"What the hell," we heard him mutter ahead of us.
"What's wrong, Alec?"
My sweet Bella's voice floated over to me. It made me feel guilty and horrible for ruining her date...but Alec wasn't going to take her from me. Ever.
"Someone keeps flinging popcorn at me," he answered. After a couple seconds I heard Bella speak again.
"I don't see anyone."
"Hey! Would you two keep it quiet," a voice from the other side of the theater asked.
I had to refrain from not bursting out laughing.
"Sorry," Alec called back. He turned back around to watch the movie.
Then we really let him have it. The both of us. Emmett and I took a huge handful and, making sure not to hit Bella, let it fly. And at the perfect moment too. Because just as we did Alec was about to lean in and kiss her.
It didn't happen.
Instead we heard him yelp very loudly and I could hear Bella snickering. She was desperately trying to hold it back just as Emmett and I were.
"That's it! Who's back there!"
Emmett and I decided silently that now was the time to duck out and wait for them to go to dinner. We crawled down the isle as Alec got out of his seat and started to walk back to where we had been sitting.
Just as he got to where we had been, we straightened up by the exit and walked out as a man working for the theater walked in.
We stayed behind to listen.
"I'm sorry sir. But I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
He was talking to Alec.
"What! Why?!"
''It seems that you've been disturbing other people in the theater and they would like you to leave."
We shut the door behind us and barely made it outside before we started cracking up.
"Hotness! We just got him kicked out of the theater," Emmett boomed as we went back to my Volvo.
I was in total agreement. "We throw the popcorn and he gets in trouble," I stated through my laughs.
We climbed inside as we waited for them to emerge from the theater. They did ten minutes later. Alec's face looked flushed from embarrassment.
Now we could start phase two.
Dinner.
We followed behind. Not terrible close...but close enough.
They stopped at a place that wasn't fancy. But wasn't cheap either.
I decided that I would do this on my own. Emmett said that he'd wait.
I waited five minutes after they'd gone in to go in myself. They had been seated in a booth in the corner and I had the overly friendly hostess sit me across from them on the other side of the room.
I wasn't sure how I was going to ruin this one, but I ordered while I thought about it.
Then it hit me.
The little kid in in the booth next to mine seemed very promising. He looked to be around eight or nine and would do just about anything for five bucks.
Anything.
I got out of the booth and cornered him as he was playing at one of the claw machines they had in the game room.
Alec and Bella were laughing hysterically about something and I traded sides of the booth to see what was about to happen next.
The kid--whose name I came to find was Chris--was about to do something that I would never forget.
And all it costed me was five bucks...okay, and a package of gum. But still...
"Excuse me..." he said to Alec as he came up behind him. Chris had a big drink in his hand.
"Yes," Alec asked as he turned around.
Chris spilled the drink in Alec's lap, making it look like an accident.
Like I said, making it look like and accident.
Alec yelped as he jumped to his feet. "You little..."
Chris ran, off laughing as he went.
I was laughing too.
I paid my bill as the waitress gave him paper towels to clean up all the pop that was now on his pants. The date was definitely ruined now.
I laughed, more loudly than I'd meant, and Bella's eyes swung up to meet mine as I was headed out the door.
They looked mad.
I was going to get it tomorrow.
Big time...and not just from Bella.
Because she would tell Alice...and she would chew me out, too.
I ran to the Volvo and peeled out with a very confused Emmett in the passenger seat.
This game wasn't very fun anymore.
Well that's it for that chappy. Hope you liked it and it made you at least laugh a little. My creative juices aren't really flowing that great today...but I updated anyways cause I love you guys so much. So show some love in return and review.
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