Hello people! I was bored, so I decided to type this up. This involves more Edward Cullen abuse (I'm sorry Edward! I just love annoying the fangirls!!!), and also Ed Elric abuse. Well, not really abuse…more like using their names in an odd situation. I was inspired to write this after finding out that Twilight would be a graphic novel…and I was pissed. Look, if I offend any fangirls (for either Ed)…too bad get over it. Enjoy this chapter! And review!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I got tired of writing it, look at the chapter before.

Lila sighed, she was so frickin bored…none of her other anime-obsessed friends were in this class, and the vast majority were preppy, popular, assholes. (Note: I have nothing against nice preppy people, but some of them I thoroughly despise). Her thoughts wandered randomly to her little sister, Jessie, and the conversation at the dinner table last night. Apparently, Jessie had used her big sis's explanation of "Envy" and had been sent to the principals office. Lila had nearly burst out laughing, maybe she shouldn't talk about FMA in front of her sister anymore…nah, it was interesting to see what weird things Jess would say. A smile curved upwards on her face, her mind lost in FMA induced daydreams, when the teacher said "Okay everyone, pick a partner for the lab!" The smile immediately turned to a frown. Crap! I don't know anyone, so I'm gonna be stuck with some retard loser! Turning to find someone not too horribly stupid, she noticed only her and this preppy kid had no partners. You know, the retard loser might have been better…

This is from the preps POV…

Oh great, I got stuck with the quiet asian girl. Well, at least she's smart; I mean, she was the one who always got 100's on the math quizzes. I walked over to the lab table where all our materials were set up. She, I don't really know her name, it starts with an L, I think, was quietly pulling on an apron. She doodled a name on her paper. Edward. Wait don't tell me…she likes Twilight too?

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This is part one…part two is the actual conversation. Since I'm pretty much snowed in, part two will be finished soon…along with HOW TO DEFEAT...etc, etc. probably in a few hours, actually. Or tomorrow. What can I say, I'm a lazy bitch. Well, not really.

Anyone have a problem with me changing this fic's name to something different? Just a heads up.

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Please?