"Oisin! Hey, Oisin! Pssst! OISIN!" Farley tugged on Oisin's ears but Oisin, to mess with her, pretend to sleep right through her attacks.
"C'mon, dude! I know you can hear me!" Farley whined. "And I need your help, real bad!"
"First of all, it's really badly. Second of all, with what?" came the amused grunt as Oisin finally raised his head and "woke up".
"Chicken and steak, Oisin, chicken and steak!" Farley pleaded, swishing her tail towards the place where Kara and all of her family had gathered. It was game night again for the Superfriends and dinner was being served as well. Nia had some sort of steak thing while Kara had chicken parm.
"And I want it! Really badly!" Farley continued to beg the larger dog. Said dog tilted his head in amusement but decided to go along with the escapade nonetheless. Deciding to humor his smaller companion, Oisin rose from his corner in the apartment, plan already in his mind.
"Leave it to me," the whippet insisted. "I'll distract them, then you go for it," he said, then he walked over to Lena and gave her the best puppy face he could, eyes wide and pleading.
"Oh! Oisin! Baby!" immediately, any and all of Lena's reserved aura melted clean away and she began to coo and croon at Oisin, looking like a complete and utter doofus in the process. All the other Superfriends laughed as the fearsome and stoic Luthor puckered up and made kissy noises.
"Come here, baby, come here!" Lena continued to coo as Oisin crawled into her lap. Hound or not, he was adamant about being a lapdog.
"Well, I'm mildly jealous," Kara joked as Oisin was showered in kisses from Lena while sitting on her lap.
"Oh hush," Lena chided playfully. "You can have me later tonight."
"I really didn't need to hear that," Alex deadpanned while the others all laughed and snickered. Farley, meanwhile, yapped at Oisin.
"You were supposed to distract NIA and KARA, not LENA!" she whined.
"I will, and I am! Hush, and watch!" Oisin muttered back, meeting her eyes as Lena slowly began to stand up, cradling him in her arms.
"Awww!" the Superfriends gushed as Lena began to parade the hound around their little circle. Oisin looked like a king on his throne, basking in Lena's arms as the rest of the Superfriends reached out to pet him... Including Nia and Kara.
"Ahhhh, you sly dog!" Farley finally understood.
"Well, I AM a Luthor after all," Oisin joked as he slowly seduced Nia and Kara away from their food. Nia got up from the couch for two seconds, and in those two seconds, Farley sprung into action. She was swift to slip over to Nia's unattended steak and snap it up. Once that was taken care of, she moved onto Kara. At the same time, Oisin stuck his nose out at Kara and, just as he hoped, Lena walked him over to her.
"What a good doggy!" Kara squealed as she caressed Oisin's smooth head. She was unaware of the other dog whose head was sticking up under her arm, slowly sliding her giant chicken off of her plate...
With steak and chicken both safely in her control, Farley crept back into the kitchen. At the same time, Oisin wiggled out of Lena's arms. She let him go with a smile, none of them realizing what had happened until-
"Hey! Where the heck did my steak go?!"
Kara was the first to figure it out, outraged and dismayed to see that her own chicken parm was gone as well. She, Lena and Nia were swift to hop up and run after Oisin. Once they got into the kitchen, they found Oisin and Farley happily devouring the chicken and steak.
"We've been bamboozled!" Nia wailed in mock despair as she watched the two dogs devour her dinner, but while Nia mourned the loss of her food, the others were quick to realize what had happened. Oisin had used himself as a distraction while Farley snuck in to steal everyone's food.
"Farley steals all of the food," Lena snickered in amusement, very used to these sorts of shenanigans from Farley.
"Yeah, so Farley can CHOKE!" Nia pretended to snarl.
"No," Lena was quick to come to the little dog's defense. "Listen, basically, you all need to know that we all just bow down to the queen that is Farley because she is, quite honestly, the boss!"
"But I get up from the couch for like two seconds and next thing I know, it is gone. The whole thing, consumed by Farley!" Nia cried.
"She is a very talented lady," Lena couldn't stop a laugh as the two dogs continued to look quite proud of themselves.
"She's like a freaking vacuum!" Nia continued to sound miffed, pouting as Oisin and Farley licked their lips. It was clear she was going to hold a grudge against the cunning little dog for many months to come...
"For such a tiny dog, she can eat quite a lot," Lena continued to muse in amusement.
"And she is just like her owner," Nia, despite being miffed at the two dogs, couldn't help but find it amusing that Farley had a habit for stealing food while her own owner was notorious for having a huge appetite and an even larger stomach.
"They really are a Luthor and a Super," Kara shook her head with a fond smile, too amused to be annoyed by Nia's dig. But Kara really had a point there. Farley had Kara's love of food while Oisin had Lena's cunning and intelligence, using Lena to help him create a diversion for Farley.
"Gah! I've been betrayed by my own dog! Tricked into aiding and abetting a criminal!" Lena pretended to despair, but since Oisin knew she was only faking, he was not at all worried by her distress.
"Calm down, mum," he grunted at her, still helping Farley devour the last few pieces of chicken.
"He's a proper Luthor, isn't he?" Kara slung an arm around her dramatic Luthor. "A proper thief!"
"Lex would've been proud," Lena finally agreed, laughing a little. Meanwhile, the dogs congratulated one another happily.
"We really do make a great team, don't we? Partners in crime?" Farley asked, playfully licking Oisin's muzzle.
"Who would've believed it? A Luthor and a Super, working together?" Oisin agreed bouncing his head up and down in a nod.
"And they're crazy if they think we'll never try something like this again!" Farley huffed with laughter as their owners, plus Nia, finally left the kitchen to return to the rest of the Superfriends, who were still laughing over Nia's misfortune with her dinner.
"I just hope Nia isn't too mad," Oisin admitted, watching the girl go with a small bit of guilt. He was very fond of the youngster, seeing her as Kara and Lena's pup, in a way. Nia did share quite a few traits with both the Super and the Luthor and because she spent so much time with the pair, Oisin had come to view her as the hypothetical pup of his and Farley's owners, a point which Farley agreed with him on.
"She'll be fine," the smaller dog snickered. But even if she agreed that Nia was like Kara and Lena's pup, she did not agree that Nia would be too hurt by losing her dinner to the two crafty doggos. In Farley's opinion, she'd get over it soon enough.
"Now are you gonna help me finish this steak or what?" she asked, and Oisin's guilt was swiftly forgotten as Farley distracted him with the food.
"You're a terrible influence, I hope you know that!" the whippet joked as he took another bite of their meal.
"Don't I know it?" Farley asked with a proud little grin, then she too took another bite. It was delicious!
AN: Just a fluff piece inspired off the Katie/Azie/Andrea/Nicole livestream where they talk about Farley's food-stealing habits. It's at about the 10:30 mark when they tell the story.
