Hey there! Sorry this is so late, I just lost interest in this story for a while. I think I'm going to update every 1st and 3rd Saturday of the month from now on, and if I don't I'm really sorry. I have a lot going on, but I will try to write more. I've run out of ideas for this story.

Warnings: MAJOR OOCness

Diclaimer: -.- You forgot me...

Me: Hush, Disclaimer! No one checks for you any way!

Disclaimer: T.T


L blankly stared at the person in front of him.

"What. The. Hell. Is. Going. On?"

Amaimon sighed; this was going to take awhile.

"I asked brother to make this dimension because I was bored. Me and brother made a bet. If I can get you to stay here, I win. I get a week to make you stay."

L blinked. Twice. He didn't doubt what this person was saying. He'd been drugged before and this didn't feel like it. He was the head of a murder case where a person can kill people just by knowing their name and face. But a week!?

L thought about this. He better start being as annoying as possible so he could leave.

L looked down. "Can you freaking turn me back from a chibi, already?! I know I'm sexy as all get out, but I like being taller than three feet."

Amaimon got an idea and said, "Okay, but only if you can catch me!" and he ran away like road runner.

L stared blankly at Amaimon when he said "Beep!Beep!" and then ran away really quickly.

L blinked twice, and then decided he was going to make traps.

L did get catch him eventually( He made a trap out of Pocky branches and sticky syrup.) and he poofed in to his normal self. But his shirt no longer fit, so now he was shirtless.

"Why do my pants fit, but not my shirt? How dose that work?" L asked annoyed.

Amaimon did that really annoying, shurgging thing. "I think its more fanservice from the author," He said bored.

L facepalmed.

And that, my Friends, is how day One was spent. Ready for day Two? ;3


Day Two.

L's shirt still didn't fit, so he was currently sitting there shirtless. When suddenly, in an epic strobe light show out of a swirl of blackness, an awesome looking teenage girl with glasses appeared.

The girl said, "I'm the author, and I'm the one who is putting you through this hell."

L didn't really think this was hell, but apparently this girl was the one who was putting him through all of the "fan service".

L rolled his eyes and said, "Can I have my shirt back, already?"

"HMP! No, this is my story," she pouted. "Besides, the fan girls love a shirtless L."

The girl turned to Amaimon, who was swinging around in the Pocky Pine Forest, and told him, "Go somewhere else I needed talk to him."

He whined, "But I don't want to go!"

The girl gave him that look, and he decided to go away before he got killed.

The girl turned to L, and with the scary smile on her face, said, "Now that he's gone, we can talk business. Anyways, I'm Madeleine the author."

Two awesome armchairs appeared out of nothingness, and Madeleine and L sat down. "Listen, I'm going to make you a deal. Basically because your death is too sad," L's eyes widened at the mention of his death,"So I'm going to cut you a deal. This is the week where you die in the anime, so I altered the entire storyline, L, and when the week is over, depending on what you choose you won't die."

L had seen way too much crazy shit in this past few days, so he decided not to question anything and just said, "That's great but how am I going to catch Kira?"

Madeleine rolled her eyes, "You already know who it is, it's Light. So just suffer through a few days, then you get what you want."

The girl stood up from her awesome armchair, looking around, smirked, and said, "Well I got to go, but I'll catch you later."

The girl disappeared again into the awesome black mist.

"Well that was fucking random."

"I agree," Amaimon said right behind L. L was used to it so he didn't jump out of his skin.

(Flashback)

After the scary author told Amaimon to beat it, he figured it was the perfect chance to talk to Mephisto.

"BROTHER!" Amaimon yelled.

"What!?" Mephisto snapped; He was in the middle of catalog shopping, and was very busy.

"I don't want the human anymore."

Mephisto sighed. He could feel a migraine coming on.

"Why don't you want him anymore?" He asked.

"He won't play the game and hes is just waiting the week out. If he would play it would be fun, but he won't play." Amaimon whined.

"Well that's the game, then. Get him to play" Meohisto said irritably.

Amaimon's eyes went super big. His brother was a genius! "Thanks Brother!" He tried to glomp Mephisto, but he sidesteped and disappeared into smoke.

Amaimon shrugged it off and started thinking of how to win his latest game... HMMM?! He had it!

Amaimon smile nearly creeped out the author, and she was the on writing the story.


That was the end of day two. I seriouly have no idea on what to do. HELP!

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