7. One hell of a play

"All right, so now we have decided our prince will be, Kallua!" The teacher announced while looking at Kallua with a huge smile on her face.

"Huh?" Kallua said, totally confused.

The class cheer and claps for having the Zaoldyeck as the lead character but now the cheer turn into disaster when the teacher announcing the next news.

"Now, who will be the princess?" The teacher asked.

Immediately, all the girls starting to present themselves, hoping to be chosen as the princess since Kallua is the prince.

"Ahh, I wish I could be a princess so I can play with you, Kall-chan" Fraze said.

"Please no, you're totally grossing me out" Kallua said, not hiding his irritation tone.

The teacher who is getting irritated, raise her voice so the whole class can hear her.

"We will decide with a lottery so no more arguments!"

"Hee, a play huh, that's good right, Kall? Killua said, looking at his son amusedly.

"That's great Kallu, you're even playing as a prince. I'm so proud of you." Gon said excitedly.

"Yeah Kallua-niisama, I'll make sure to take a lot of pictures of you. I might get a lot of profit for this." Kallua said with money sign on her eyes.

Kallua can only sighed for hearing the reaction from his family. He can't believe he becomes a prince in the play, he didn't have any experience on acting. Heck, he never listens to a bed time story so he didn't know the story as well and there is another problem.

"I don't think this will be easy, I don't have any experience on acting. I'm afraid I might make a fool out of myself." Kallua said.

"Well, I guess you better practice now. Speaking of which, what is the title of the play anyway?" Killua asked.

"Umm… it's Sleeping Beauty" Kallua said, looking at the script.

"Sounds like a good play" Gon said.

"So, who's playing the sleeping beauty?" Killua asked, curiously.

"It's my classmate, Reina." Kallua said and shiver inside.

"Reina? Isn't she your fan club leader and the most obsessive when it comes to you, Kallua-niisama? Killia said with a fake innocent tone.

Kallua started to feel gloomy and having a dark look for knowing this is exactly the other problem. Reina is the self-proclaim the most beautiful girl and she always looking down on other girls. All she did was flaunt that she is perfect for him making Kallua feel (very) uncomfortable and annoyed with her for she is really noisy (Author note: Kallua never heard everything Reina said, all he knows that she is a noisy and annoying girl. Kallua didn't know that she is obsessed with him). Kallua can't believe she is the one who is chosen, he felt fate is toying with him.

"Obsessive? What are you talking about Killia? And Reina is my fan club leader? Hold on, I have a fan club? Kallua ask, extremely confused.

Gon and Killua who sees their son reaction starting to sweat dropped while Killia smirking seeing his brother tormented look. Oh, how she loves to torment her brother physically and mentally also seeing his nice tormented expression made her feel very happy and tingling inside.

"Uhm, well son, maybe you should practice for your play. We can help you with that." Killua said trying to change the topic.

"Yeah, I'm sure you will be able to do great once you already finish practicing" Gon said trying to encourage her son.

"Yup, do that and maybe there will be gossip on you and Reina are dating since I just sees the script and there's a kissing scene here. I'll make sure to capture that moment." Killia said, holding a camera.

Gon and Killua stare at their daughter with a weird look while Kallua just giving a blank look and say something unexpected.

"Ne, what is a kiss?" Kallua asked.

This time Killua and Gon starting to jaw drop while Killia goes laughing very hard and started to bang her fist on the floor for her brother awesome reaction. Killua snap back first and then facing his wife to say something.

"This is all your innocent genes fault for making Kallua turn out this way" Killua said with a sigh.

Of course hearing those statements made Gon feeling really angry.

"Excuse me? So, are you saying that Kallua turns out like this is because of my fault?" Gon said.

"Of course it is, need I to remind you that you don't even know what is a kiss when it is the first time we are dating back then and I have to show you to make sure you know it and understand it?." Killua said with a smirk.

Gon blushed immediately. She can't argue anymore since she knows that Killua is right and he is obviously winning already.

"Papa, Mama." Kallua said all of a sudden making his parents look at him for he is being forgotten for a while.

"Um yes Kallu, what is it? Gon asked, silently thanking his son for being a diversion.

"Well, I was thinking since Mama didn't know as well back then and now knowing it since Papa show it so, why don't both of you show me what a kiss is? I should be able to understand it once I see it." Kallua said, thinking it is a good idea.

Killia started to roaring with laughter, clutching her stomach and gave her brother thumbs up with her free hand for her brother's awesome idea. While Gon and Killua whose hearing what Kallua just said, made Gon blush furiously with a wide eyed and jaw drop while Killua is smirking.

"Well son that is a very good idea you have there. So, ready to give a show and make it more entertaining?" Killua asked Gon whose face is getting redder and redder.

Then Gon smack Killua's head and says:

"THERE IS NO WAY WE WILL SHOW IT! JUST FORGET ABOUT IT!

In the end, Killua and Gon help Kallua with the practice minus the kissing part and Killia? She is just enjoying the show.

"I will go; no matter how dangerous it is for I should save her!" Kallua act smoothly in a cool way causing the fan girls to squeal including Reina.

"Cut! Cut! Cut! Girls. Please be quiet, there is no squeal in the script and Kallua, that is truly a wonderful act. Good job" The teacher said praising Kallua.

"Hey teacher, is Kallua going to kiss me for real?" Reina said with her eyes twinkling.

All the girls include Fraze starting to protest and hoping Kallua will never kiss Reina.

"Well, if it is real then it will be more realistic I guess. Maybe it should be real." The teacher said.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The fan girls and Fraze cried with a chorus of no.

"We better save the kiss on the play since we are quite a bit pressed of time. Alright everyone let's go and practice more." The teacher said and started to give instruction.

Finally, the day on the play has arrived and everyone include the Killua, Gon, Killia and Hiei had come to watch as well. There's almost a chaos happening with Hiei and Killua's presence but luckily, Gon and Killia are able to handle them.

Kallua who peek outside and sees his family become the main attraction, starting to relax a bit. Thinking the audience will be focusing on them instead of him then he felt Fraze's presence behind him.

"Kall-chan, don't worry about the play. It will be over before you know it" Fraze said with a smile and left.

This action made Kallua feels a bit uneasy since it's really unusual for Fraze to left first. Kallua's starting to think that this may be a bad omen.

The teacher starting to call everyone as it is almost the time to start the play. After a brief introduction, the play finally started.

"Ah, I'm really sorry" Reina said looking at Kallua with a sweet voice, too sweet. Kallua realizes this but nevertheless continue with the play.

"Why? Is this your first time seeing a stranger?" Kallua said.

"Umm, yes." Reina said.

"Oya, quite a cute meeting happening here." A voice said.

Kallua immediately shiver, he knows this aura and this voice too well. He felt his parents starting to get tense. He looked to the source of the voice and sees Hisoka coming.

`Why is he here?` Kallua thought, obviously didn't expect this.

"My, my. You have quite grown Kallua. You're definitely getting more and more appetizing than the last time." Hisoka said and licking his lips.

"Eh? You know this person Kallua-sama? "Reina said completely forgetting they are in the play.

`This is bad, the audience starting to get nervous. I should do something and fast! ` Kallua thought fast.

"Ahh~ how I love that look, that's a nice expression Kallua" Hisoka said with a smirk.

Kallua stand in front of Reina, take his toy sword and point at Hisoka.

"Who are you, friend or foe?"

Hisoka's taking out his joker card and said "foe".

Hisoka uses his card with shu to slash Kallua but Kallua use shu as well on his toy sword for counter attack. The two started to battle, making the audience cheer while Killua and Gon starting to panic inside, Hiei is proud on his student for his amazing sword technique while Killia who only learn the basic technique of nen and lack of training having a hard time to see what's happening along with the audience.

After that, Kallua immediately sense someone attacking behind him, he block the attack only to see Fraze attacking him.

"Wha? What is the meaning of this?" Kallua asked, totally confused with the whole thing.

"Sorry Kall-chan, but just let me and Hisoka destroy the play. Then it will be all over." Fraze said with a smile.

Kallua shocked. So this is the bad omen that Kallua felt. He felt Hisoka and Fraze attacking from both side while he is doing a handstand for balancing from dodging. Seeing the audience got tense include his parents and himself, he immediately emits his aura strong enough to send him flying to dodging and counter attack.

" Che, two against one. This won't be easy." Kallua cursed and all of sudden he sees Fraze getting close to Reina who is too scared to move.

Kallua quickly dash towards Reina and block Fraze attack.

"RUN NOW!" Kallua said to Reina who immediately run towards the backstage.

Due to that, Kallua loses his concentration for a bit making Fraze able to make Kallua lose his weapon and at the same time, before Hisoka manage to launch and attack….

BUAGH!

Killua come on stage and punch Hisoka right on his face.

"Eh? Papa?" Kallua said, totally shocked.

Killua stood in front of his son "Seems like you could use some help." Killua said.

Then Hisoka and Fraze prepare themselves for another attack and the same goes for Killua who is in his fighting stance while Kallua…. Take out his hand phone and starting to call?

"Ah, Illumi-sensei, Hisoka is coming to kill me" Then Kallua turned towards Hiei and said "Uncle Hiei, Fraze is the one who messed up your sword making place" Kallua said that and point towards Fraze who paled.

Immediately, Hiei come towards the stage and take Fraze away from the stage muttering about more training and more punishment while at the same time Illumi come with a contained bloodlust, dragging Hisoka away causing Killua to get a sweat drop.

"Uh… what just happened?" Killua asked, still having a hard time to comprehend things.

"For the goons have already gone, let us go for there are things to do" Kallua resumed his acting.

"Huh" Killua is completely confused now.

"Father, let us go to resume our duties for we still have many unfinished things to do" Kallua tried to tell his father to leave the stage through acting.

Finally, with the power of the father and son bond. Killua able to understand and started to act as well.

"Yes my son. We shall go right now; time is not going to wait for us." Killua said with an oh-so-cool voice causing some certain audiences to squeal.

With that Kallua and Killua started to leave while the audience clapped for the reality and funny acting. (It's totally real though).

It's finally time for the kiss part. Where Kallua have to kiss Reina for wake her up from the curse. Kallua look as cool as cucumber outside but inside, he is panicking for he doesn't know how to kiss.

"Only a kiss can break the curse, for you are the prince in the legend, please kiss our princess" The fairy said.

Kallua stood near Reina who is smiling as she imagines she will be kissed by Kallua while Kallua didn't know what to do can only close his eyes and hoping to think of something as a solution.

`What should I do? I don't have a clue on what should I do right now` Kallua thought, completely panicking.

GWAH!

"Eh?" Kallua open his eyes and surprised to see Killia kick Reina who is now on the floor and waking up due to the pain. Then Killia turn towards Kallua and said" You owe me infinite, Kallua-niisama". Before Kallua can say anything else, Killia started to go on the center of the stage.

Then Killia take her own mic and said "the sleeping beauty has finally wake up without the prince and since the prince is not needed, the prince goes to find another princess while the sleeping beauty got insomnia from not wanting to sleep again. The end"

The audience along with Kallua and some people on stage sweat dropped. While Reina was about to protest the ending, Gon started to clap and cheer causing Killua and the audience to clap and cheer as well.

Thus, the play has finally ended.

Kallua can only sigh tiredly after such a weird play. He thought that the next time the school has another play; he didn't want to participate again even though he is chosen.

"Wow, quite a lot has happened today huh son? Killua asked with an amused tone.

"Don't forget, you owe me infinite. Kallua-niisama." Killia said with a cheerful tone.

Gon just remain quiet making Kallua and Killua a bit worried.

"Umm… Gon? Is something wrong?" Killua asked, worriedly.

"Yeah Mama, are you sick or something? Kallua asked.

"No.. ar…" Gon mumbled.

"Huh?" Kallua and Killua said at the same time.

"Not fair! How come only Killua and Killia also Nii-san able to go on stage while I can't" Gon said.

Kallua and Killua sweat drop while Killia just watching as usual.

`That's the problem?` Kallua and Killua thought same thoughts at the same time.

"I feel being left out" Gon said gloomily.

While the father and son trying to comfort the mother, Killia thought one thing before going to print the pictures she took in play.

(I'm going to be rich$$$)