(A/N): Hello everyone, YAKOM here with another chapter of It's Not Smut! I hope you're ready for some crazy shit, 'cause you're gonna need you to be!

Here's Glynda with The Wicked Witch!


With Jaune having left, Weiss started looking for the book. She couldn't find it! Wait, Ruby already has it. On said note, she dashed out of her room to find her. She found her in the one place she knew she would. In her time here, Weiss found Ruby to be a stress eater. In the many situations this book has placed her team in, stress was inevitable.

"What is it this time?" Weiss asked, slightly concerned. Slightly. Apparently that wasn't the right question.

"Weiss! You gotta help me! I was reading the book and then Ms. Goodwitch found it and now she has it!" Weiss' stomach dropped, but then she was pissed. The entirety of her being was livid.

"How could you let this happen!?" She yelled, Ruby only increased her eating speed in response. Noticing Ruby's stress once more, Weiss calmed down. "Do you at least know where she went?"


Glynda lay in a compromising position in her bed. It's not her fault that Jaune's stories made her was she, a pubecent teen? She had read through the stories of team RWBY, as well as Pyrrah and someone who seems to be related to Weiss, an older sister maybe? She then turned to a story titled 'Wicked Witch'.


Jaune wasn't doing so hot, mainly because it was hotter than Pyrrah's physique right now.

"Need water..." He droned, crawling into the dorm complex. Just at the end of the hall, he saw team RWBY in bathing suits. "What's the occasion?" He asked.

"It's hot out, so we're going to the school swimming pool!" Ruby yelled exitedly.

She was wearing a crimson red one-piece suit, it hugged her body tightly showing that she did have a bit of a bust. Blake had a simple two-piece that fit snug on her, but the under-boob was strong in this one. Like Ruby, Weiss had a one-piece; however, it had stylistic cuts in the sides and back, revealing more of her pale skin. Yang was the most shameless. She had one of those V-shaped suits that Jaune didn't know the name of.

"You girls look gorgeous today, if I do say so myself." He said.

"Why thank you sir knight. Loyal to his maidens I see." Yang chuckled.

"I guess." He replied.

If he was completely honest, he wasn't one for people his age. He liked the older, more developed types. Like Glynda Goodwitch, her elegance and grace obvious in the way she walked.

"Jaune?" Blake probed, her stoic face fairly close to his own.

"Sorry what?" He asked, having been released from his daydream.

"We asked if you wanted to come, you could get the rest of your team." Ruby answered.

"Okay, I guess every harem needs a beach episode!"


The pool was filled to the brim with beautiful girls, who - for some strange reason - were all hitting on Jaune. Maybe it wasn't so strange, Jaune was packing in some serious beef. His arms straining from the workout he was current having with Ren, both of them taking turns curling and bench pressing each other. Yes, this was something they did on a regular basis. Needless to say, the girls were all over them both.

"Ten!" Jaune shouted, putting Ren down. They high fived each other. "What now?" He asked. Ren smirked, and held his hand out.

"Nora!" He called.

"Yeah!" She cheered, tossing a water gun to him.

Oh, you bastard. It was on now.


After a good twenty minutes of the war, everyone had joined. Water was getting everywhere but the pool. It was then that stray fire hit a platinum blonde woman, and she squealed from the cold. She turned over, revealing that it had been Miss Goodwitch. It was a joyous day for Jaune, for her bathing suit was more revealing than even Yang's. It seemed less like a bathing suit and more like she wrapped herself up in a white ribbon, so that she may be presented like a 'gift'. How Jaune wished that he had received that 'gift'.

"Miss Goodwitch?" Jaune had been confused. Aroused, but confused.

"Why hello Jaune. I don't suppose that was you... was it?" Jaune was dead, he had one chance to save himself.

"Yes, I did. That said, how about you join us." He offered.

Join them? Glynda had no idea when she last had fun. She just never had time, and when she did she used it to relax like today. Maybe the Arc wasn't insane after all. It slowly started to seem like a good idea.

"Miss Goodwitch?" Jaune asked.

Her reaction was swift, she pulled a the gun from Jaune with her semblance and fired at him. Jaune stumbled back into the pool. Glynda jumped onto the lowest diving board.

"Justice will be swift. Justice will be painful! It will be-" She never finished as Jaune had fired on her once more.

She jumped into the fray. Everyone continued to laugh and mess about. Jaune and Ren having raced a few times, followed by multiple games like Marco Pollo - of which Nora would always lose first. This had continued through the day and into the night, and until everyone slowly filed out until it was just Glynda and Jaune.

"Jaune." Glynda grabbed his attention with the alluring tone of her calm soft voice.

"Yes ma'am?" Jaune acknowledged her.

"Thank you, for letting me join you. It was the most fun I'd had in years."

"No problem, you deserve it for having to put up with us all the time." Glynda giggled at the truth in his statement.

"You're a lucky man Jaune."

"How so?"

"Being surrounded by so many beautiful women your age. I'm surprised you haven't established a relationship with Miss Nikos."

"No, we already established our love for each other as nothing more than like siblings. However, we've had a hard time getting everyone to believe us," Jaune sighed and continued. "Besides, I like the mature, older women. They don't beat around the bush, like girls my age."

"Is that supposed to mean something?" She asked, assuming she knew where this was going.

"I think you're extremely attractive. Nothing wrong with that is there?" Jaune calmly replied. Their gazes met, an azure tsunami clashing with a beautiful emerald city.

Jaune was right. There is nothing wrong with it. She now saw Jaune's charm. His warm azure eyes, and wheat-yellow hair. She drew closer to him, and he did not hesitate to follow. Their lips met and they kissed in the deep blue waters under the moonlight. Hungrily, they deepened the kiss and pressed together, close to each other. Jaune proceeded to unwrap Glynda to free her from the confines of her wrap. He slowly moved his kisses down her neck to her now free breast.

"Oh Oum, Jaune yeah!~" She cried, arousing Jaune even more than he already was.

He rolled his tongue around Glynda's nipples. His tongue tasting salt, for they floated in a salt-water pool. Jaune brought his fingers into Glynda, and continued to caress her inner thigh. His fingers danced within her while his thumb tangoed on her clit. Needing more sustenance, Glynda swiftly pulled Jaune's shorts off, revealing his erect member.

"I want you inside me..." She whispered into his ear, and sent him over the edge. He brought himself into her. She arched back in pleasure, becoming nearly unresponsive in euphoria.

Jaune pumped fast and hard, the watet being a natural lubricant. Her breasts bounced to the rhythm until Jaune grabbed hold of them.

"Jaune!~" Glynda cried out.

Jaune brought her to him and they kissed once more.

"Gynda... I'm gonna... cum!"

"Yes please! In me, cum inside me!" Jaune was a good boy and did what he was told.

Simultaneously, Jaune and Glynda hit the climax. Falling off the euphoric cliff as they relaxed into each other. And they peacefully waded in the water, not to be destroyed by any force. None were great enough. Enough to stop them.


Glynda had turned a page to see Jaune and her tangled up in the ribbon. Soon she'd get her day, but that day was not today.


(A/N): I hope you enjoyed. Sorry I can't update much, between my exams, AP exam, and my end year concert - I'm the second Bb Clarinet and second Eb Alto Saxophone - it's just a lot. It's notning YAKOM can't handle though. Until next time, YAKOM!