Naruto looked at Sasuke form as she slept and asked "So who else has been brought back. I mean you know the 4 horsemen are back but who else Methos."

Methos who was leaning against the wall said "Besides the horsemen I have no idea. Connar if nothing else had a sick since of humor. He brought back those of us who had grudges against others. Me with the horsemen and they me. I don't know who any of the others are because I don't have grudges against them. I think he did this so we would go after each other quicker. All I can tell you is that we ALL know about you and the fact your Connars chosen and you took his head means that some of us will have a grudge against you if nothing else to replace our grudges against him. I also can tell you that the gathering is here, in the elemental nations, not in the America's so they will all feel the need to come here and as our numbers get smaller and smaller the more our need to goto a certain location here will increase. Where that location is I don't know because there are still to many of us but you will begin to notice the pull. I'm sure you can already tell the need to be here."

Naruto frowned and said "The feeling of curiosity I feel directed toward the mainland."

Methos nods and Naruto sighed and said "Well at least I won't have to give up my life as a ninja for now. Inside Konoha I'll have some protection since there are lots of holy places there."

Methos said "So what do you plan to do now. I mean that Jiraiya character isn't going to let up on trying to find out what's going on."

Naruto snorts and said "Right now he can kiss my ass. I've got other things to worry about besides him....I wonder if the drunks got an anvil."

Methos said "Ah yes, you need to repair your sword."

Naruto said "Yes." as he looked at the 2 pieces that were broke and took one more look at Sasuke and he got up and walked over and picked up the sword and Methos said "Well you see about that and I'm going to goto the bridge and see if I can't find one or 2 we can at least begin your training with if you can't fix your's for now."

Naruto nods and both left and Sasuke slowly opened her eyes and smirked slightly.

When Naruto got down stairs Jiraiya was looking at him and Naruto asked "Oi Tazuna, you don't happen to have an Anvil and Hammer do you."

Tazuna said "No, but I know where I can get one, why."

Naruto said "I need to repair my sword. We don't know if there are any more of Gato men here and Zabuza still possibly arround so either one could still think of attacking you, if for nothing else then to get revenge."

Tazuna frowned and said "You know the abandon house half a miles up the road, the one we pass on the way to the bridge. A blacksmith lived there until Gato men ran him out of town to keep him from making weapons for us. You should be able to use it to repair your sword but I don't see why you don't just get one of those Gato men used."

Naruto smirked and said "This sword fought in more wars and seen more lifetimes then any of us in this room could dream of. It's a gift from a man who saved my life in more ways then one."

Tazuna said "I see, since I see your other teammate is up we can all go down to Andrews house and see what we can find for you to use. I want to see if we can find any clues to see if we can find where he left to anyways. Are all of you alright with that."

Kakashi shrugged and said "The bridge isn't finished and Naruto did make a good point about possible revenge on you and your family. My team is tasked with protecting you so if that is what you need to do to finish our mission then sure."

Tazuna said "Alright, Tsunami, Inari, lets goto Andrews house to see if we can't find where he went."

Asuma looked at Kurenai who was looking at Naruto and asked "What do you think Kurenai."

Kurenai said "I think we should go also, just to be safe. We can also do some team training to see where our teams are ranked to the others and see where we might need to improve. The exams are coming up soon."

Asuma said "Yeah, that does sound like a good idea." as he blew out some smoke.

The 3 teams along with Tazuna family left to head to Andrews house while Methos went to the bridge.

When they got there Naruto ignored the house and went around to the back and began to look and said "Interesting, this I can work with...somehow." as he frowned and thought "There we go again, things I know but never learned. This is going to take a while." as he walked over and grabbed the shovel on the ground and used it to clean out the ash from the chimney forge.

A few minutes later after Naruto got it cleaned up Jiraiya asked "Have you ever done this before kid." as Naruto who was cutting a tree said "Something like that." causing Jiraiya to frown.

Ino who came around back and notice Sasuke and Sakura sitting together walked over and crossed her arms and said "I still can't believe your a girl."

Sasuke snorts and said "Well the proofs in front of you."

Ino bit her lip and asked as the tree Naruto cut fell to the ground "How come you never told anyone."

Sasuke sighed and said "I couldn't because I didn't know how to prove it. The illusion my family put on me was so powerful it was basically real. I mean when I went to the bathroom I actually had to pee standing up because the illusion made it that real."

Ino twitched her nose as she thought about that and Sakura said "Sasuke, how does he know what he's doing. I mean I know Naruto never used a forge before but he seems to know exactly what he's doing."

Methos who was behind them sitting on a tree limb said "Because he does. Connar was from one of the highland clans of Scottland. They fought with swords and spears and other weapons like that a lot so they had to use black smithing to make their weapons. Connar spent years as a black smith."

Jiraiya who was listening in said "But that doesn't explain how the kid here can do it, and why should we care about this Connar guy."

Methos smirked and said "The 2 ladies here know the answer to what I am refering to because they've seen it as does Kakashi. I don't have to answer you but I will give you a tip, those with our....'bloodline' have a...gift...our knowledge when we die is not lost, it is passed on. Connar knowledge was passed on to Naruto."

Off to the side Asuma whistled catching everyones attention and he said "I've seen many things before but I've never seen someone start a fire like that before. Who knew you could start a fire with water."

Naruto who was putting more fire wood into the fire said "Only with the right metal properties you could. Some metals have a high explosive property when they come in contact with water. I was actually surprised to notice the bottom of the forge here was actually made of one of those metals."

Kiba said "It doesn't matter if you got some bloodline and got the memories of some dead dude, your still the deadlast."

Naruto glanced at Kiba from the side and whip cream pie slammed into Kiba face shocking everyone besides team 7 and Sasuke said "Good one dobe, your getting better with those."

Methos who was holding his side said "Damn, why couldn't you have been around during my time kid, that was priceless."

Kiba who was whiping the pie off his face glared at everyone and sneared at Naruto and said "How the hell did you do that."

Naruto who had his back to Kiba holding the sword in the fire with a pair of huge pliers asked "Do what Kiba." in an innocent tone.

Kiba said "Hit me in the face with a pie."

Naruto turned back and asked "What pie."

Kiba said "What pie, that pie." as he pointed down and looked and said "What the hell, where did the pie go."

Kurenai said "Genjutsu."

Naruto said "Illusion, I can't do genjutsu because there to simple for me."

Kurenai glared and said "Simple, what do you mean simple." with a little venom in her voice.

Kakashi said "He wasn't trying to insult you Kurenai. We discovered that the reason Naruto has so much trouble with genjutsu is that they never take full effect on him. For some reason genjutsu seem like pictures to him like pictures on the wall and even if they move or seem real to him they are nothing more then a sign and he just ignores them pretty much. In fact it was Naruto who was able to finally break the illusion on Sasuke that her family put on her because it was similar to what he just did to Kiba. It's not that he's trying to insult genjutsu but the only way we could explain it was to say that genjutsu are simple compared to the illusions he can use and the reason they don't work on him is because they are so simple. Do you see what I'm trying to say."

Kurenai frowned and said "Yeah...I don't like it but I can understand the meaning your using....look Naruto obviosly busy and seems to know what he's doing which is something we all pretty much thought he didn't so why don't we have some sparring to test our teams."

Kiba said "I want to fight Sasuke. Lets see if she's really as good as she seem to be in the accademy. I'll even show her what a real man is so she doesn't waste her time chasing an idiot like Naruto."

Naruto scowled and put his hands together and said "Kagebunshin no jutsu." as 3 other Naruto appeared and he said "Get to work...Oi, Kiba, I haven't had a chance to really use my body since by bloodline activated, how about showing me what you can do first. After all a mutt like you should be use to taking orders from their masters."

Kiba who was looking at Sasuke, eyes grew wide and he growled and looked at Naruto and said "You are so dead dobe."

Naruto moved away from the fire and put one hand in front of him and made a come motion and Kiba growled before charging Naruto who stood there waiting until Kiba was about to hit him and he side stepped grabbing Kiba claw hand sweeping Kiba right foot out from under him as he pulled Kiba backwards as he pulled Kiba around where Kiba was laying face first on the ground with Naruto holding his wrist while pushing Kiba hand backwards and Naruto put his foot on Kiba back and said "Submit Kiba, I can break your arm, wrist, hand, or back in this position and if you try to get out you will dislocate your shoulder. You let your anger get the better of you and didn't see an obvious trap before it was to late."

Kiba growled and said "Akamaru, now."

Akamaru started to charge when he stopped as Tora, the fire lords cat appeared in gold and hissed at Akamaru.

Kiba saw this and said "It's just an illusion Akamaru, it's not real."

Tora hissed and scratched Akamaru across his nose causing it to bleed slightly and Naruto said "Kagebunshin no jutsu is basically an illusion also Kiba and yet they are over there working on my sword for me while I am holding you like this. If they kill someone it doesn't make the person any less dead just like my illusion of Tora there cut Akamaru nose doesn't make the cut any less real. Now submit Kiba."

Kiba tried again and growled and said "Fine. You win."

Naruto let go and Kiba got up rubbing his wrist and asked "Where did you learn to do that."

Naruto said "Your sister Hana."

Kiba blinked and asked "Why would Hana teach you that."

Naruto who had dispelled his Kagebunshin and was moving the sword into the fire better said "She didn't exactly teach it to me, she used it on me once to make me submit like I did you. I just learned real quick what could and couldn't be done after I dislocated my shoulder trying to get up."

Kiba frowned and said "But why would she do that. I mean as far as I knew, the 2 of you never met."

Naruto said "Let's just say I tried to get revenge on you for the time you and Akamaru pissed on me with that Dynamic marking thing and I got punished for it by her."

Jiraiya who had made some handsigns said "Kuchiyose no Jutsu." as a puff of smoke appeared and a toad that looked like a scroll appeared and the toad said "Why have you summoned me Jiraiya."

Jiraiya said "I need the key a minute to prove or not prove something."

The toad said "Jiraiya, are you sure. The key isn't meant to be used for some trivial matter."

Jiraiya said "I am very sure. Now please let me see the key."

The toad laid down on the ground and it's body unwrapped into a scroll and Jiraiya bit his thumb and wiped some blood across the seal which glowed a moment and Jiraiya looked at Naruto and after a few seconds said "Alright, this joke has gone on long enough. I want to know where Naruto Uzumaki really is and who are you."

Everyone looked confused and Kakashi said "What do you mean Jiraiya-sama, that is Naruto."

Jiraiya said "No Kakashi it's not, if he was Naruto this scroll would have reacted to him but it's not. Now I want to know who you are and where Naruto is."

Naruto frowned and said "You just can't accept what others are telling you, can you godfather."

Jiraiya said "Don't call me that. Where is Naruto."

Naruto looked at Methos who shrugged and said "It's your choice. As long as you kill the other horsemen I don't care since I already told you that I would let you kill me. This is your life."

Naruto sighed and said "So be it." but before Naruto had a chance to do anything Kakashi said "WAIT." catching everyones attention.

Kakashi sighed and said "Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, I know you are all following my orders as to keep quite about what really happened to Naruto but I have no choice but to reveal the truth now. I'm sorry for forcing you all to go through this so far but I didn't want you to get in trouble for breaking S-rank secrets."

At this everyone seemed confused and Jiraiya said "What do you mean Kakashi."

Kakashi said "Jiraiya-sama, Kurenai, Asuma. Please do not interupt what I am about to say and know that I will take full punishment from the Sandaime about this but I must break the Sandaime law in order to explain what really happened."

Jiraiya frowned and looked at Naruto who was looking down and he said "Very well Kakashi but I want to know the entire truth."

Kakashi nods and said "First I need to ask a few question to all the gennins. I don't know if you know anything about sealing so I will ask a few questions first. If I took say...Kiba and sealed him in this scroll, does that make this scroll Kiba."

Ino snickered and said "No, that's stupid."

Kakashi said "Correct, when you seal something in something else they still remain 2 different things....now lets say I sealed something like.....Kyuubi, what if I sealed the Kyuubi no Kitsune into this scroll, would this scroll become the Kyuubi."

Kiba said "No."

Kakashi said "What if I sealed the Kyuubi inside your animal companion Kiba, would that make him the Kyuubi."

Kiba said "Hell no."

Kakashi asked "Do you all agree."

Everyone nods and Kakashi said "Naruto, would you please show everyone what happened the day you were born."

Naruto nods as the world around them changed.

They watched as they appeared in a hospital room and Jiraiya gasped as he saw Kushina and Minato. They watched as Kushina passed away and Naruto was taken by Minato who sealed the Kyuubi. They watched as the Sandaime made an announcement to the village about the Kyuubi being sealed and the people calling for Naruto death and the Sandaime passing his law.

They soon appeared in the Hokage tower with a younger looking Sandaime and Jiraiya and the Sandaime who was holding an infant Naruto said "Please reconsider Jiraiya. I fear what the people will do to him since they are already calling for his death." as he rocked a baby Naruto.

Jiraiya said "Sensei, I know he's Minato son and I'm his godfather since I named him but I can't do my research while taking care of a kid and he'll have a better more stable life here. The people will calm down and respect Minato wish after they had a little time to mourn for the lives of everyone who died in the Kyuubi attack."

Sarutobi said "I hope your right Jiraiya....but what of his inheritance."

Jiraiya said "I've sold the house and land his parents had and liquidated all his family possessions except for a few items. I'll invest his money and send money back to take care of him and when the time comes I'll come back and teach him his fathers jutsu."

Sarutobi sighed and said "Very well Jiraiya but I still think he should go with you."

Jiraiya said "I'm sure someone will adopt him before long...I need to get out of here sensei. I got to go check with my contacts and make sure none of the other villages are planning to attack while were weakened and my editor is expecting the next release of my book soon and I can't disappoint my readers."

Sarutobi gave a perverted giggle and said "No, I suppose not....good luck Jiraiya and I'll try and look after the boy."

Jiraiya nods and left and Sarutobi said "Damn you Jiraiya, this is why I favored Orochimaru over you and Tsunade. You never would own up to your responsibilities and Tsunade was spoiled because she's the Shodaime granddaughter...I just hope your right and the people do change but I doubt it."

At this everyone was glaring at Jiraiya who was looking shocked.

After that they found themselves back in the clearing and Kiba said "You have the Kyuubi sealed inside you."

Kakashi said "No, not anymore. Naruto, please show them what happened the day you disappeared and then show them the ritual but not the explaniation behind it."

Naruto nods and they watched as Naruto told off Inari saying he was basically immortal and going into the woods before going into town and was attacked by Gato men.

Then the scene changed and they saw as he made his new body and all the woman blushed as he was given an 'enhancement.' They watched as he performed the ritual with Connar and then saw as Kyuubi took control of his old body and Naruto killed it.

After this everyone was to stunned to know what to think as they looked around seeing they were back behind the house they originally were and Naruto said "Welcome back." as he sat on a stump using a whitrock to sharpen the now restored sword.

Asuma asked "What was that."

Naruto said "Some of my memories. Just enough to answer most of the questions most of you wanted to know and it was all true." in a bored tone.

Kurenai asked "How long were we in that illusion. I mean the sword is restored."

Methos said "About 4 hours."

Jiraiya frowned as he looked at Naruto and said "Alright, I believe your Naruto Uzumaki."

Kakashi said "Now does everyone understand. The man you all saw was Connar, he found Naruto nearly dead from his injuries he recieved from Gato and his men and saw that Naruto didn't have long so he used a jutsu similar to the Yamanaka and entered Naruto mind where he offered him a chance to live by performing the ritual you all saw. He took the image Naruto created for his body and performed a kinjutsu to transfer Naruto soul to the new body. It took Naruto a while to be able to learn to use his new body like a infant who is learning to crawl and then walk. It was during this time that our team discovered them and Connar performed one last kinjutsu at the cost of his life and gave Naruto his bloodline which is why he is still alive after he should have died from the attack on the bridge. We don't know the full extent of the bloodline he now has but we do know that the people who have this bloodline have a private war going on with each other. There was 100 members of this bloodline still alive including Naruto but the numbers are going down until there is only one left. That person will become the new clan head for the bloodline and a few other things. What I don't know."

Laughter was heard and Methos said "Oh, I can tell you that. The prize as we call it is the combined knowledge of over 100,000 lifetimes of human history and experience. You all saw proof of that as the kid here was able to restore his sword even though he's never even seen a forge himself before much less know how to use one. There was 100 of us, Naruto killed one so there are 99 left of us including him and we are hunting each other, slowly moving toward a spot that our bloodlines will draw us to for a gathering where the few that remains will fight to the death until there is only one left. I know some of you might be thinking that I am after the kids head but I'm not. I already offered him mine instead in exchange for him killing my 3 students when they come for him. Once they are dead I can die in peace. I don't want the prize."

Kiba said "And why not."

Methos said "Kid, imagine a man with the knowledge of a god. That many lifetimes of knowledge would be enough to make any man appear to be a god. He could either become the savior of the world or it's destroyer. I would fall into the category of it's destroyer because I've done so many terrible things that I don't feel anything anymore. I could kill all of you and rape everyone of the woman here and not give a fuck about it because I don't care and I would do it also because I can and I simply DO NOT CARE. Life is meaningless to me. The only thing I care for now is fixing a single mistake and that is by destroying that which I created which is my 3 students who see the world the same as I do. That is why I have agreed to teach the kid here how to kill them and once he does I will goto my hands and knees and let him kill me. Now imagine if I were to win the prize. What do you think I would do."

Everyone paled and Jiraiya said "Your saying that whoever wins this prize will either save the world or destroy it." as he glanced at Naruto and thought "Could it be."

Methos said "Yes, knowledge is power. The smoker here commented about how he never knew a person could start a fire with water and the kid explained how he did that. That was only a small fraction of the knowledge that is in the prize. With each of us that we kill we get smarter, stronger, and more dangerous."

Kurenai asked "How is this prize created, why are you all trying to kill your family."

Methos laughed and said "Family, family, you would be lucky if you found any 4 of us who were actually related. We don't know how we originally were chosen. Like the kid here, the first time we died is when our bloodline activated and we were blessed or cursed with it ever since depending on how you look at it. At one time there was around probably 200,000 of us in the world hunting each other. All we know is there are rules to this game, we can't kill on holy ground, each battle is one vs one and the only way for us to die is to take our heads. As for how the knowledge came to be, in books and text you may hear legends of 4 horsemen. I am the one who rides on the pale horse."

Jiraiya paled and said "Death......but that would mean...." as he looked at Methos with a little fear.

Methos said "Your smarter then I gave you credit for."

Jiraiya looked at Naruto and said "You knew this....You all knew this." as he looked at Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura.

Naruto said "Do you know the fate of a Jinchuuriki, what happens to them. I do. They age and age and age as their bodies keep regenerating slowly healing until either one of 2 fates happen to them. One someone extracts the demon from them killing them or the demon breaks free and kills the Jinchuuriki because their body can not hold back the demon from escaping. When faced with my death and the future that I was facing, I chose to start a new life for myself and killing the Kyuubi to make sure no one else would suffer like I did. Had it not been for Sasuke and Sakura being so...STUBBERN. I would have started a new life elsewhere."

Jiraiya asked "What kind of new life."

Naruto smirked and said "Naruto Uzumaki is dead, I am Naruto Namikaze, son of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. Naruto Uzumaki was an orphan who was randomly chosen by the Yondaime to seal the Kyuubi into and was given my mothers maiden name. I hated him just like most of the village does and so I waited until he left the Sandaime protection in the village and killed him because I see him as the Kyuubi and blame him for my parents deaths. I am not now, nor have I ever been a Konoha ninja and since you so kindly stated you have my family finances and jutsu I request you hand them over to me immediately or I will have to speak with the council who will love me for killing the 'demon child' and want to kiss my ass because of who my father was. I have been in the care of someone my parents trusted since they couldn't trust you knowing that you would spend your time writing your perverted books and peeking on woman instead of taking care of me. Now I request what is rightfully mine."

Jiraiya frowned as everyone looked confused a moment before realization set in on what Naruto was speaking about and Jiraiya said "No."

Naruto said "Then I demand it. I don't want you in my life because you abandon me. Those who don't follow the rules are trash but those who abandon their comrads are worse then trash. You walked out of my life when I was but a day old and the only reason you are here now is because you were ordered to. My life was HELL and now that I finally have a chance at happiness you show up and want to take it from me. Now give me what my parents left me."

Jiraiya said "Or what."

Naruto glared at Jiraiya and turned his sword pointing at Jiraiya and said "Or I will kill you. I don't care if I become a criminal. I don't care if people will be coming after me to kill me. I'm use to it. You think I won't do it because I'm bluffing. You don't know shit about me. A person can only take so much before they snap and you've already attacked me since you arrived here in Wave. You think because your a Sannin that I'm scared of you. I've faced death itself when I was but a few hours old and the most powerful demon ever. Just give me what I have left from my parents and let me go on with my life and you can go back to writing your books, peeping on woman or doing whatever the hell you have been doing the last 15 years. Your nothing to me."

Jiraiya snorts and said "You think because you got a sword and a new body you can defeat me kid."

Naruto stood up and said "I don't need my sword to defeat you." as he made a cloak appear on him and he fastened the sword on the inside of the cloak.

Jiraiya said "Then show me what you got kid."

Naruto said "Very well." as chakra began to cover his body and before anyone had a chance to blink Naruto was gone in a yellow flash and a scream of pain and the sound of bones breaking was heard as Jiraiya slammed into the tree behind him as Naruto fell on the ground with both his arms broke in multiple locations.

Jiraiya coughed up blood as he slumped to the ground with his eyes wide and Naruto glared at him and said "Are you ready to give them to me." through gritted teeth.

Jiraiya coughed up some more blood as he slumped face first to the ground next to the tree he had slammed into.

Naruto growled and said "Damn it." as the sounds of bones relocating themselves was heard.

Everyone was shocked and Sasuke said "Dobe, how did you do that. I thought you couldn't stop when you used that jutsu."

Kakashi who was frowning said "He didn't stop Sasuke, he used his arms to cushion his charge and he went in a straight line directly at Jiraiya making Jiraiya the first thing he slammed into instead of the tree....Is he alright Asuma.

Asuma who had moved over to check on Jiraiya said "He'll live but he's going to be feeling that for a while, 6 ribs are broken and both his shoulders are dislocated from slaming into the tree....How did you do that and why did you attack him. I mean I can understand you being angry about being abandon but to attack him like that could have killed him."

Naruto snorts and said "He took everything my parents left me and abandon me. Why the hell shouldn't I try and kill him for that. I mean your Konohamaru uncle, what if his parents named someone his godfather and they left things to Konohamaru and his grandfather took it all abandon him, what would you do. Is it alright because I don't have any family alive, because I was a Jinchuuriki, because I'm a demon and demons don't care. Well fuck you. I was never asked for any of this but since dear old dad made me a Jinchuuriki in the first place and thought the village was worth saving and would respect his wishes but did they, no, they wanted revenge and someone to blame for their pain and suffering and a child is sure as hell an easy target. You act like I don't have the same rights as the villagers who abused me but I am still human and I hurt, and cry and bleed just like anyone else." as he shimmered gold and disappeared.

Asuma frowned and said "Where are you going." as he looked at Methos.

Methos who started to walk away said "I have no need nor care about any of you or your village. I am only here to teach Maelstrom what he needs in order to kill the 3 other horsemen that I originally created. Once they are dead I will let him kill me with a smile on my face. I've done everything from the greatest good you could come up with to the greatest evil as well. Now if you will excuse me but since Maelstrom now has restored his sword I can begin training him." as he began to walk off.

Sasuke turned and started to follow him and Ino said "Where are you going Sasuke."

Sasuke snorts and said "The old fart on the ground got off easy in my opinion and should have his balls cut off. You all maybe blind to the suffering that he had to endure and though he showed you some of the things that happened with the villagers calling for his death he didn't show the worst. Think back to the times we were in the accademy how many times he came to school with blood on his cloths or seem to be in pain trying to hide the fact he was injured. That was done to him by OUR VILLAGE. The people we are suppose to protect and save. The Yondaime could have chosen any of us to seal the Kyuubi in if it had been any other day the Kyuubi attacked but he was a man of honor and couldn't ask others to make the sacrifice he himself couldn't make. Just because you seal something in a scroll doesn't make the scroll the thing you sealed it into. The Kyuubi dead now, those of you who feared Naruto when you learned about it can get over your fear and those of you who fear him because of his abilities are stupid because it's basically a new bloodline. It makes him unique like each of us and if you hate him or fear him for it then you should have been the one who had to endure our village torture. Now if you will excuse me but I've got someone I care for to go comfort. Ino, Kurenai, I'm surprised that your both still here and not doing the same thing I am since you both thought he was good enough to fuck him." with a smirk as she turned and began to walk away as Ino and Kurenai paled as everyone looked at them in shock.

Choji dropped his bag of chips and Shikamaru shook his head and said "TROUBLE..SOME."

Kiba said "Sensei, you had sex with him. I can't believe that."

Sakura said "Funny thing is Kiba, he was with Ami from our class as well as Hana, your sister." as she laughed and took off running after Sasuke.

Kiba eyes got wide and screamed "HE FUCKED MY SISTER."

Shino glasses fell of his nose and Asuma said "It's not true, is it Kurenai."

Kurenai started to open her mouth and Kakashi said "It's true Asuma, her and Anko both did on his last birthday in the hotsprings."

Kurenai said "You are so dead Kakashi and so is Naruto. I was drunk damn it, I didn't know what the hell I was doing."

Asuma shook his head and said "So let me get this straight, Naruto Uzumaki..sorry Namikaze had sex with Anko, Hana, Kurenai, Ino, and some girl named Ami. What the hell could you all see in him to want to be with him. I mean what could he offer you." in a bisbelieving tone while sending a look at Kurenai that asked 'are you stupid.'

Kurenai glared seeing this and said "Yes Asuma, Naruto been with all of us plus more and you want to know what so great about him, I'll tell you, he was the best fuck I ever had and there was 3 of us and only one of him and he pleased all 3 of us better then you could ever please me." as she turned and left Asuma who paled at that.

Choji said "Burn sensei." causing Asuma to glare at him.

Tsunami shook her head yes and Tazuna asked "So do you agree with her statement Tsunami, the kid that good."

Tsunami became red faced and Inari said "MOM, you had sex with him."

Kiba said "Dude, is there any chick he hasn't been with yet. I bet he's fucked Sasuke and Sakura also."

Kakashi said "No, but they both want to. Where you going Ino."

Ino said "I'm getting the hell out of here and going with the other woman to see if we should just kill Naruto and bury the body to get revenge or come back and kill you all to keep our dignity." as she huffed and walked away.

Tsunami said "I think I'll go also." as she notice everyone looking at her as she began to leave.

After she was gone a perverted giggle was heard and everyone looked over at Jiraiya who got up completely unharmed shocking everyone and Kiba said "How, Naruto floored you and broke your ribs and shoulders."

Jiraiya said "I'm not a Sannin for nothing kid. I know a way to increase the strength of my skin and bones to make them nearly indestructible and also learned to make an illusion of myself being hurt worse then I was. The Uchiha and the kid aren't the first ones to learn to do that. Tsunade and I both know how to do them also though it took us years to get as good as he is with them.....why didn't you warn me he knew the Hiraishin Kakashi."

Kakashi said "Because he only figured out half of it. He knows how to move but he doesn't know how to stop....Now do you understand why I didn't want them to explain what trully happened. Naruto had a hard enough life but now because of what happened to him everyone sees his as some kind of freak or something."

Jiraiya said "Yes, I understand EVERYTHING." as he glared at Kakashi.

Shikamaru said "Troublesome. I have a question, what are we going to do now. I mean the troublesome woman will most likely make our lives hell if we ever bring up what was revealed and the thing about the Kyuubi is troublesome as well."

Shino said "The logical choice would be to give only the partial truth. Naruto was injured when he was captured and another prisoner in order to save his life used a forbidden jutsu which killed the Kyuubi as well as giving him the person bloodline since his blood was needed for the jutsu to work and the man died from the jutsu."

Jiraiya said "It's a good cover story and I could tell the Sandaime that part, but what about your clans. I can tell most of you are from the main clans of Konoha."

Shikamaru said "Troublesome, I don't like being lied to which our clans and the adults did. Sasuke was right, it could have been any one of us that was chosen and we were all tricked into ignoring the sacrifice the Yondaime and Naruto made for us."

As the guys were debating what to do Sasuke was sitting on a tree limb as she watched Methos and Naruto both attacking each other and thought "Your letting your anger get the better of you dobe..ouch, I don't care if you can heal from that, getting stabbed in the stomach has got to hurt."

Sakura who climbed the tree and sat down asked "What's happening."

Sasuke said "He's letting his anger lead him into mistakes. When he fought Kyuubi he was better then this and I think that Methos guy knows this which is why he doing that." as she pointed her head toward where Naruto Now had a sword sticking in his shoulder.

Kurenai glared at Sasuke as she landed on the same tree branch Sasuke was sitting on and asked "Why the hell did you do that. Who he has been with is nobody elses business nor is it anyone elses business who I have been with."

Sasuke said "Because your didn't do shit back there when everyone was being idiots because you wanted to protect your reputation. He may have been a one night stand for you but I love him and if I have to ruin yours and everyone else reputation to make his life better I fucking will. Naruto maybe an idiot at times and not understand things but he is a very honorable and noble person who tries his hardest to make others happy and to keep everyone safe and protected, he's made sacrifice after sacrifice and all he gets are glares of anger and fear with nobody willing to stand by him to show he's not alone. I don't care if I have to piss off the world, I won't let him stand by himself any longer. You can be pissed at me all you want but if you trully ever loved someone wouldn't you be willing to do the same damn thing. If not then maybe instead of fucking him as a replacement for your crush on his dad you should have taken a kunoichi only mission to get rid of that itch."

SLAP

Sasuke face was red and her eyes were wide and Kurenai said with venom in her voice "I admit that I was wrong about not saying or doing anything back there and I would do the same thing if I was in your shoes and loved him but don't you ever cheapen what did happen between us like one of those fucking missions. You don't know this but the only reason I was even born was because my mother took one of those missions. In the end my mother had to kill my father to complete her mission so I hate them more then anything else in the world. I may have been drunk and I regret that but actually being with him and doing it with him are 2 things I have NEVER regretted. When I said he was better then any guy I had ever been with I meant it because he was kinder, gentler, and cared more about making me feel good then he did about getting his rocks off and that was his first time. I also felt a little bad about the fact I am 23 and he's 15 and thought he deserved someone his own age but now that he's immortal I don't have to feel bad about that, now do I, and yes I figured that out what wasn't being said, so maybe I might just decide to have him become my boyfriend since I basically just told my last boyfriend to piss off and insulted him the worst way a woman can insult a guy. What do you think about that MISSY."

Sasuke glared at her and said "I won't lose him to you."

As both glared at them Ino asked "Is that what it looked like when you and me chased after Sasuke forehead."

Naruto who ducked under a slash and thrust his sword forward said "Yes....by the way, I am glad to hear you both talk about Naruto Uzumaki so greatly but something you both are forgetting. I'm not Naruto Uzumaki, I'm Naruto Namikaze. Everything that made me Uzumaki has either been changed or taken from me besides my memories."

Sasuke said "You may look different but your still the same person I fell in love with."

Naruto kicked Methos away and said "Oh, and how do you know that. I mean even I don't know who I am anymore. I...I just don't know who or what I am anymore." as he looked in thought.

Methos laughed and said "Kid, your beginning to understand why I spent 1000 years raping and murdering my way across the world. When I first became immortal I was a slave who first died when I was tied to a horse and was dragged across the desert because I didn't get the princess a glass of water fast enough. It took me 3 months dying over and over again in the desert to make it back to my home village and you know what the first thing I did was. I snuck into the palace and drugged the food her and her family ate for supper. When they awoke I had them all tied up and the bitch insulted me claiming she was to good for me to even touch and could never get away with anything I did to them. I forced her to watch as I poured glass after glass down her mother, father, and brothers throat while forcing it open. After all 5 of them drowned in front of her I took her every way possible making her beg for mercy and then I cut out her heart, cut it into pieces cooked it and fed it to her cat before I burned the cat alive.....you know the funny thing about the whole thing is. The bitch became immortal as well. It took me 1000 years to learn the rules of the game as me and the bitch went from country to country killing each other. I went and started a new life and she came into it and killed me again and then killed everyone I was close to. She went and started her own life again and I found her and returned the favor. Over and over again across this world me and her had a war between us that could be described as insane."

At this everyone including Tsunami was looking sick at Methos who laughed and Naruto asked "What happened.

Methos laughed lightly and said "We got married. After everything we put each other through the worst punishment either of us could do to the other was force each other to see the others face every day of our cursed lives. For 400 years we were married and believe it or not, we forgave each other......then I caught her screwing a persian prince. After everything that we went through she left me just like that. I was devastated so I left as well..I then found someone who explained the rules of the game to me. The persian prince sent an army out after me and killed the man who taught me how to survive as an immortal and was the closest thing I had to a father figure in my entire life. With him being killed I vowed revenge and I found my students who I trained and we became feared across the world as the 4 horsemen of the apacolypse. Anyone who saw us died. We came, took what we wanted and left nothing in our wake. We destroyed the princes kingdom and I did something to her more ruthless then anything that I did in the 1000 years we tortured each other.....I bound her in a position that looked like she was praying and I covered her in liquid gold making her a statue but I put glass rubies over her eyes so that she would be forced to watch the world pass by and be unable to do anything to escape or experience life......2000 years later someone got greedy and wanted to sneak the gold out of the country it was in and so they tried to melt the gold down and freed her......When she came before me she was a shell of her former self....I didn't understand it until she kneeled before me and asked to die....I refused and she attacked me but when I went for a simple strike she simply dropped her arms and her sword and moved into my strike....when I gained her knowledge....I couldn't handle the truth...the truth that she never told me and I never knew." as he looked down sadly.

Tsunami asked "What truth."

Methos said "She was forced by her family to punish me. They had learned she had fallen in love with me like I was falling for her....I was so angry with them from the torture I had in the desert I didn't realise the warnings about doing things to her family weren't warnings or attempts to make her sound better then me but warnings for me to leave before I was caught...all those years that we tortured each other was her trying desperately to keep me in her life.....the prince I caught her with used hypnosis and drugs on her to be with him when she refused his advances....I left her there and then returned and instead of freeing her I locked her away in a living prison....and in the end she still loved me and she wanted me to be happy..she thought her very life was torture to me so she simply gave it up.....when I got those memories is when I made the vow to never kill again except in self defense. I spent the next 1000 years trying to correct the mistakes I made in the past and eventually I was able to destroy the horsemen and then once they were gone I let myself be killed...I pray every day that I have earned her forgiveness and I might have but I won't know until I die again....I'm tired of living but I can't die as long as my mistakes are living."

Ino said "If you really died then what are you doing back to life."

Methos looked at Naruto who sighed and said "Ino, you know how we said there are 100 of us total. Well the reason we know this is because Connar, the guy who did all this for me, he actually won the prize himself but for his own personal reasons he didn't want it so he waited until he found someone he thought was worthy of the prize appeared. He thought I was worthy of it but he wanted me to prove I deserve it so he did the same thing he did for me to 98 others giving them a new body but all 98 were immortals who were part of the original game. If I am actually worthy I have to be the last one standing. If not then someone else will get the prize. From the memories I have of Connar and Ramirez, there are those who were a LOT worse then what Methos hear sounds like he was like. There were some good ones as well....I just hope that if I don't win the prize then whoever does is one of the good ones."

Silence filled the clearing for several minutes and Kurenai said "What do we do now. I feel completely lost."

Naruto said "Welcome to my world...the best thing I think we all can do is just live our lives and act like you don't know anything you have heard about....you ladies were fighting over me, well, I am not any of yours. I'm glad you don't regret being with me that first time and I did enjoy it Kurenai and I'm sorry that I am not the guy you thought I was Ino and I know you love me Sasuke and Sakura is completely confused about what she thinks or cares at this point so I think you all need to let this go until we get back to Konoha, take a day off together and goto the hotsprings, maybe a day getting your hair and nails done and if I ever get my inheritance from the pervert I'll take all 4 of you out on to dinner at your choice of resturaunt and then we can discuss this like adults and if any of you want to get to know me better I can take you on a date seperately so I can focus on one lady at a time and then after that we can see what happens. I'm not saying we should go out or that we should fuck each others brains out but I am just saying your fighting is getting us no where and I don't want to ruin your reputations more just so you can see whose the best among you. I don't see any one of you better then the other. If I have a relationship with any of you the first thing you should know is that I can't have children..OUCH DAMN IT. Why did you do that." as he pulled himself off a sword that stuck his stomach.

Methos said "Because you turned your back on me, never turn your back on a potential enemy."

Naruto glared and held up his hand asking for a moment and Methos nods and Naruto turned and said "Now if you think you can have a future with me then you need to understand that. I can't give you a family which is something each of you deserve."

Methos said "UNLESS you win the prize. Then you might be able to have children."

Naruto glared at him and said "And it could take me the next hundred years to do so. As Kurenai said, I am immortal. I can not die unless my head is cut off and there are others who will be coming to take my head who could and probably would use those close to me against me so theres a chance you could be kidnapped or worse by being with me. Then there is the fact the villagers will still fear and hate me even if they find out Kyuubi dead and could and probably will think of you as demon whores and things like that. It's probably your best option just to remember the good times we might have had and get on with your lives, and grow old and pass away with lots of little grandchildren running around asking you stories about your life. Now I can tell the guys are on their way here, probably with pitchforks and torches to kill the devil for seducing their woman folk....damn it, how the hell do you keep your memories and those of the guys you killed from blending together." as he looked at Methos.

Methos said "And that explains why some of us are batshit crazy. Wait until you lived several hundred years, then you will laugh about it."

Naruto glared at him and after a few seconds said "How the hell did you recover so quickly." as he saw the guys coming into the clearing

Jiraiya smirked and said "You think your the only one who knows illusions kids."

Naruto said "Of coarse not. I taught the Sandaime grandson, Konohamaru the sexy no jutsu and it's an illusion so I know others can use them. It's just a matter of training to do so."

Jiraiya said "Well we were discussing it and we think we have come up with a way to explain what happened to you without revealing to much...and all it will take is for you to tell us the stories about your sexual adventures."

Naruto said "That's it, your all going to die." as he began to walk toward them with his sword ready to kill them.

Tsunami said "Um, before you kill them all I have a question, you said you can't have children right." looking unsure.

Naruto said "Yeah so you don't have to worry."

Tsunami said "But...if you can't have children and I haven't been with anyone in over a year, how am I pregnant."

At this silence went through the clearing as everyone looked at her in shock and Kurenai asked "What do you mean your pregnant."

Tsunami reached into her pocket and pulled out a violet and red looking leaf and Tsunami said "This is Gladious."

Naruto said "Looks like Sherob herbs."

Methos said "It is but it's also called Venus herb. It's an herb that was used for nearly 6000 years to detect pregnancy. A woman puts it on her tongue and lets their mouths fill will spit. If the woman is pregnant the herb will die the womans tongue purple but if their not the herb won't do anything."

Tsunami said "Yeah, we don't have very many doctors coming here to Wave so we use this to detect pregnancy and....well watch." as she put it in her mouth and after about 2 minutes she opened her mouth and her tongue was purple shocking everyone.

Naruto asked in an unsure voice "But how...none of us are suppose to be able to have kids." as he looked at Methos.

Methos narrowed his eyes and said "You sneaky little bastard. Connar, if you were still alive I would kill you. Think about it kid, he had the prize and you took his head so that means."

Naruto groaned and said "He's purposely set me up with the others. Having a family is something all the others wanted at one point or another so by making it where anyone who kills me can have kids means..."

Methos said "Means that they will come for you quicker once they find out. So what are you going to do and why does she look like she just won the lottery." as he looked at Sasuke.

Naruto looked at Sasuke and said "Well, I'm fucked."

Sasuke said "Not yet but you will be."

Naruto groaned and looked at Jiraiya who was giggling and writing and a building appeared behind him with a sign that read Blue Oyster Club with the door open and Naruto disappeared in a yellow flash and Jiraiya screamed as he was slammed into the door that quickly closed.

Methos saw the sign and burst out laughing and said "Oh, god, you are evil. You just sent him into a gay bar."

Naruto said "Oh, it's worse then that. It's village people night and all the guys in there are topless wearing only tight shorts or buck skin."

Screams were heard from inside the building as Jiraiya came flying out the door turning and slamming it close with most of his cloths gone and hickeys all over his body.

As the building disappeared he slumped to the ground and Naruto said "Now do you want to explain what you guys came up with or do I send you and all the other guys here back into that building and make sure there are no doors or windows."

All the guys paled and Kiba said "We came up with the idea for you to start your own clan. We heard from Kakashi you couldn't have kids so we worked out a way to start a clan where you could adopt. Jiraiya-sama said the illusions you are using is so far advance compared to others that you could make them like you family jutsu that will work for you clan and you could teach orphans and have as many wives as you wanted."

Sasuke blinked and said "I like that idea, especially since he can have kids...but what about the rest of the stuff, you know Kyuubi, and him not dying."

Shino said "Clan secrets. Each of us are upset with the village and our clans for lying to us and tricking us into disrespecting Naruto and his fathers sacrifice. We each have pledge our clan support to Naruto since we failed to be his friends before but we would like to make it up now."

Naruto said "Someone kill me." as he looked at the sky.

Methos shrugged and stabbed him through the heart.

After a few minutes and Naruto revived he glared at Methos who said "What, you asked."

Naruto said "Fuck off Methos.....so let me get this straight, you all want to be my friends now...why."

Choji said "There are no bad people who enjoy Ichiruka ramen. We may not have been the best of friends growing up but Kiba, Shika, and I did hang out and pull pranks a few times. If you want then we would like to make up from before."

Naruto frowned and looked at all three and Shino said "Also Naruto, you use to be like me and my clan as people fear us for what we had in our bodies."

Naruto rubbed his temples and said "And what about the fact you all know about some of my...encounters."

Kiba smirked and said "Question, did my sister bite you."

Naruto sighed and said "She bit me a lot of times, why."

Kiba said "No, I mean did she bite you on the neck."

Naruto said "Yeah, hurt like hell, had to bite her on the neck to get her to let go since I was tied to her bed. Why."

Kiba smikred bigger and said "Congradulation, your my brother-in-law."

Naruto blinked and Sasuke screamed "WHAT."

Kiba said "When my sister bit him on the neck it's consider a mating mark which is basically asking if you will be her mate. My clan doesn't actually marry, we get mates. When Naruto bit her back that made her his mate meaning in the eyes of my clan they are husband and wife and since Naruto is starting his own clan that means my sister is no longer the next heir to our clan and I am. HELL YA." as he pumped his fist in the air.

Naruto said "Great, I'm married and going to be a father....a father." saying the last part in disbelief as he looked at Tsunami.

Naruto looked down and said "What do I do...I mean I've never been a father before...hell I never even had a father really....I don't know what to expect." as he talked quitely.

Tsunami asked "What do you want to do."

Naruto said "I...I don't know....I always wanted a family but...but those who are going to come after me might try to kidnap you or Inari or the baby...what do I do."

Jiraiya frowned as he looked at Naruto and said "You could always cancel the pregnancy."

Naruto screamed "NO....No...it was my choice to be with Tsunami and the baby is my responsibility and I won't let my child grow up without me in his or her life...I'll....I'll figure something out."

Sasuke said "Dobe...the others don't know you can have kids yet, right."

Naruto said "Yeah, it's like an unofficial rule."

Sasuke said "Tsunami....I know Wave is your home but...would you be willing to move."

Tsunami asked "Where."

Sasuke said "Look, if everyone here is willing to keep silent about most of the stuff that happened here I am rich enough I can support however big Naruto wants his family to be. He marries me as well and we can simply rename the Uchiha compound the Namikaze compound and since there are many houses there if you don't mind pretending Naruto not the father until his enemies are dead you could live there and I could say that I hired you as a maid or something like that. You could marry him also but we will keep all the marriages a secret between us and our clans. The council and the Hokage has no say in clan affairs."

Naruto said "Now hold on Sasuke, while this idea sounds like a good idea how are we going to pull it off. I mean I won't ignore Tsunami, Inari or the baby to be with you or Hana. I never agreed to be with you in the first place and there's no way for us to know if Hana actually was considering what happened a mating, she was in heat. Also what about the clans and the villagers."

Sasuke said "Dobe, do you trust me."

Naruto blinked and asked "What do you mean."

Sasuke walked forward and asked "Do you trust me with your life. If your life was in danger do you trust me enough to save you."

Naruto said "Well...yeah, we are teammates, why."

Sasuke said "Good, then trust me on this. As long as you are in my life and you treat me just as equally as you would any other woman in your life I don't care if you fucked every woman in the world, as long as you treated us all equal. I know all the rules connected to clans and marriages in Konoha and the fire country since the council tried to get at my family wealth on several occasions. You will be the clan head in name but you let me worry about dealing with the council and the other clan heads until the other who are after your head are taken care of."

Naruto frowned and said "But what about Tsunami opinions and views. What your basically asking is to make me a figure head while you control everything from the shadows."

Sasuke said "If you want we can make it where all clan decisions have to be voted on by your wives and I will act according to the clans wishes."

Naruto closed his eyes and asked "Do all the clans have council duties."

Kakashi said "No, in fact there are actually 27 clans in Konoha and only 11 are on the council. Most just deal with their own clan problems and their duties as ninja of the village. I'm technically a clan head even though I am the only member of my clan."

Shikamaru said "Troublesome, Sasuke, while your plan does seem like it would work there are things you haven't considered yet. The best bet is this. Naruto can't legally marry until he is a Chunnin or 16. The danger to any family he has from those who hate the Kyuubi to those who are after him because of what happened here or his family enemies when his name is released is to great for it to work. What I think you should do is sell Naruto a piece of land and a few buildings in the Uchiha district. Hire Tsunami and her family if they agree as care takers of those buildings while he is gone on missions. Tazuna is a contractor, he can get work with the building commision. Inari could join the accademy to be a ninja if they agreed, and once you have the child your hands will be pretty much full with taking care of it as well as Inari. What skills do you have if I may ask."

Tsunami said "I'm only been a mom for the last 10 years. I cook, clean, sow, do laundry and things like that."

Sasuke said "Hey, what about those pies you make."

Tsunami asked "What about them."

Sasuke said "Those were delicious. I've never had any in Konoha that were that good. What if you made and sold them. I know once Choji taste one he will beg you to make another. You could possibly use the old bakery my family owned and hire a few others to make them while you made sure they used your recipe and run the actual business. That would be an easy job that you could do while taking care of Inari and the baby. We could make a deal with Choji family that they could sell the pies at their resturaunt."

Choji said "If they are as good as you claim Sasuke I don't see a problem with that."

Sasuke said "Good, what do you say Tsunami, would you like to come to Konoha and start a new life as a baker."

Tsunami looked at Naruto and asked "What do you think."

Naruto said "I....I have duties as a ninja but I want to be there in our childs life and in yours...I don't want to do it just because of the child though. Do you want to be with me."

Tsunami smiled and nods and Naruto bit his lip and said "But if we do this I would have to be with other woman."

Tsunami said "I understand that."

Naruto looked at Methos and asked "How often have you seen shit like this happen in all your years."

Methos thought and said "Off handedly, around 2000 times. I knew this one guy had over 1000 wives. He fucked everyone of them every month...of coarse he was also called the minute man but that's another story for another time."

Naruto said "What the hell, it's not like I got anything to lose besides my head."

Sasuke said with a smirk "You know...if you really wanted to lose your head I have a perfect place to put it."

Kiba said "And woman say men are perverts...oh hey, not the face." as Ino began to beat the hell out of him.

Jiraiya thought "And so history repeats itself."