Disclaimer: Ari: We do not own Naruto~ but we do own our oc's :P

Chapter 7: Little 'business'


Recap:

"Mines is real and yours is bullshit."

"Bitch!"

"Jack ass."

"You don't know who your fucking talking too." He said

"I'm talking to you, you worthless piece of-"

"Ow, oh my gosh, my leg is hurting." Alaena said cutting me off, but I finished the sentence with my eyes...I bet he knows that I was gonna say something worst then opened his mouth, but before any shit came out of this ass Kakuzu elbowed him in his gut.

"What the fuck did you do that for, Kakuzu!"

"I'll look at it as soon as we go back to the bass...in the mean time, lets have some sake." Kakuzu said to Alaena ignoring Hidan.


After a few drinks we started asking Kakuzu about this world, and they started asking us about ours, well, you know.

"So how do you make money in your world?" Kakuzu asked

"Um, you can get jobs like, becoming police officers, lawyers, doctors, drug dealers, cashiers, prostituetes...you know, normal jobs." Alaena said

"You guys get paid for doing missions right? Oh and bounty hunting?" I asked,

"Yeah, anything, as long as I get paid." Kakuzu said chugging down another shoot.

"How the fuck did you know that?"

"Shut up, bastard you killed Asuma..." I said blowing up on Hidan, as Alaena tried to hold me back.

"What the fuck, I never killed any bitch named Asuma, that I know of."

"He had a baby on the way, too." I said still trying to hold my self back..."YOU'RE LUCKY ALAENA'S HOLDING ME BACK, BUT NEXT TIME, THESE HATERS WON'T HOLD ME BACK. THIS IDIOT WON'T HOLD ME BACK."

"Yup, this idiot won't be holding her back." Alaena said.

"Anyway, so how do you four make money?" Kakuzu said making everyone 'calm down'.

"We have our own little 'business' going." I answered,

"Speaking of our business, you heard of the girl that got kidnapped but found 3 years later? What type of twisted, evil people kidnaps children and bring so much horror to peoples live's and grief to their families." Alaena said,

"...But Alaena... that's what we do..."

"You kidnap people." Kakuzu said interested, while Hidan was still mumbling to himself.

"Yeah, but we bring them back safe and sound."

" How does that get you money?" Kakuzu asked.

"Well, see if we kidnap a person from a nice middle class family, who would miss them, the family would put up a reward for any leads leading to their find. We keep them for no more then 2 weeks in these small abandoned houses, feed them pizza's, fruits, and what not, and then we pretend to have found them and sense the kidnapped person doesn't seen our faces, we can't get arrested...and we get paid." I said,

"..."

"..."

"We should try that..." Kakuzu said,

"Trust me, its easy." Alaena exclaimed smiling.

"Don't trust her...just don't. Not to use the stove, not to hold a knife, not to use the toaster, NOTHING."

"It's true, trust me." Alaena said grinning. "Um, whats that sound?"

"I don't know?"

"Its coming from your pocket." Kakuzu said looking at me with a raised eyebrow, I just sheepishly smiled

'cause I want some, B.I.G, oh god, woah, okay ain't no body fucking with my clique, clique, clique, clique, clique, ain't no body fresher then my muther fucking clique, clique, clique, clique, clique, as I look around they don't do it like my clique, clique, clique, clique, clique, and all these bad bitches man, they want the-' My phone rang before I answered it,

"Um, Hello? "

"ASHLEY YOU ACTUALLY HAVE YOUR PHONE!" Cobi shouted threw my cell,

"Yeah, obviously. But I didn't know I had it...you saved me about 700 dollars there." I said to Cobi.

"Anyway, where are you guys?"

"I really don't know." I said as I stopped to smile at Kakuzu. Hey, he doesn't know what a cell phone is, he might think its a weapon...It was best I cut this convo short. "But, anyway bye."

"Wait, Ash-" Cobi said before I hung up.

"Oh my gosh, I have my phone too," Alaena said as she placed her black berry next to mine.

"What the fuck is that?" Hidan said grabbing his scythe,

"Its a cellphone...um you can use this to get in contact with someone by dialing that persons number...and you can listen to music, and take pictures and go on the inter- oh what the hell, I'm not explaining that." I said,

'Bandz a make her dance, bandz a make her dance, when these bitches clap, they ain't using hands'

"Hello?" Alaena said answering her phone

"Oh hey~" Alaena said to the person on her phone

"At a bar...I don't know...Um Kakuzu what village are we in?" Alaena said and then asked Kakuzu,

"The rice village." Kakuzu said emotionless,

"Th rice village...oh... the village ya'll in is that close?...oh you guys are in the village now?!...Okay...the bar has a um...actually this is the only bar, its by the marketing building, a little further down. ...Okay, bye Raeden." Alaena said on the phone, "That was Raeden and Cobi, they said they just entered the Rice village. Turns they were right in the Tea village and they're here now."

"How far are they?"

"About 20 minutes."

"I don't fucking understand." Hidan said

"Whats not to understand about a cellphone?" I said,

"No, how could a bitch clap with out using hands?"

"...When Raeden comes, you can ask her that little question..."


Peri: Few, my chap done and done in one day :3, take that bitches~

Neo: sweet thang, I typed this chap for you -_-

Peri: Just have to ruin my mode huh? -,-

Neo: Yes :v

Ari: Anyway the ringtones are 'Bandz a make her dance' By Juicy J and 'Clique' by Kanye West

Peri: Clique is really my ringtone :3 so we just included that

Ari: Mines is actually 'Mercy' By Kanye though but I'm changing it to Bandz a make her dance today

Light: Yeah, anyway Review, or will creep in your room at night and hotglue headphones on your head and force you to listen to *sings* FRIDAY FRIDAY GATTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY~ *stops* eh, em...any way REVIEW :v