Sorry, but I'm going on a long-term hiatus with this. I'm a bit busy nowadays…
"Craig, have you been sleeping around?" Tweek asked in an even tone, doing his best not to wipe off his act already. Craig spun around in his chair, and looked up, his eyes narrowing at the blonde standing in the hallway.
"No." Craig deadpanned, flipping him off. Tweek crossed his arms, pinching at the pale skin where Craig couldn't see to make himself wince and tear up a bit.
"Oh, well I've got a-an STD." Tweek uneasily told him. The look on Craig's face was priceless as he jumped up, almost slamming into Tweek as he grabbed his wrists, staring at him.
"That's not possible – I mean, how? What did you…Have you been sleeping around?" Craig glared, releasing him. Tweek gasped quietly - that had backfired.
"No! How could you…" Tweek trailed off, considering he had been the one to make an accusation first. "I don't know, something happened and now – now I'm sick." Tweek had no idea if that could actually happen, but at least Craig didn't, either.
"I…" Craig took his hands again. "You'll be okay, though?" Craig pushed his hair back with his free hand, because it only took one to cup Tweek's small pair.
"Yeah, I'll be fine. Just, I can't have sex anymore." Tweek lied, and then Craig's face was priceless.
"But, no, fuck, just –" Craig cut himself off, not wanting to seem like an ass. "What even is it? I mean…What are you, going on meds or-"
Tweek smiled, unable to hold it in anymore. "Nope," He shook his head. "Just giving youa taste of your medicine." He grinned and Craig's mouth dropped open.
"….That was a prank?" Craig asked dumbly, letting go. He smirked again, and his eyes glinted. "At least I'm still getting some." He grabbed Tweek's ass, making the other boy scowl, before going back to his computer.
Tweek huffed and walked off. That prank wasn't as good as the last one, but…
Indeed, at least Craig was still getting some, and Tweek didn't have AIDS. Or crabs. Or herpes.
He hoped.
