-Crossfusion Roads-
In memory of all Actions and/or Comedy Shows that got canned before their time, but still remembered by fans today
In Road Rover mission control, Hunter, Muzzle, and Colleen were in the briefing room with the Master on his balcony.
Master: Attention Rovers.
Colleen: Wait, aren't we going to wait for the others?
Master: Well, Colleen, I tried to call them but…
000
In Sweden…
Shag was the guest of honor along with his master at the annual 'Sweden Dog Food Show' And the shaggy dog was enjoy with seven-bowl meal, which was his job as one of the judges…
000
In Russia…
At the local vet, Exile was doing his annual check-up.
Russian Prime Minister: I want Exile here to be fully examined to be sure his in top health in addition to shots and ear medicine.
The blue Siberian husky gulp as the veterinarian takes him to the backroom…
000
In Germany…
A mask burglar has just climbed over the Schloss Bellevue fence and began to creep along the yard. But the loud barking of Blitz could be heard and soon the Doberman came around the bin and began to chase the burglar senseless. After a somewhat comical chase, the villain sprawl over the fence again to get away. He breathed heavily as he was finally away from the Doberman, but the thought was cut short as growling could be heard next to him. The burglar turned to see Blitz, who got out via the doggie-door, grinning with his razor sharp teeth. The chase then continued with Blitz barking in the night all the way down the street, hoping to bite the would-be bugler's tooshie….
000In Road Rover Mission Control…
Master: … they're all busy at the time. Recently, Parvo just shifted one of his Cano-mutant activities to this area in the central area in North America.
Colleen: Okay, but do we know WHY he's doing it?
Hunter: Oh, that's easy, Colleen.
Colleen: Then why don't you enlighten me, Huntie?
Hunter: Sure thing but let me tell you what's Parvo has been up to.
Colleen just rolled her eyes and shook her head the mix-breed's dense sense of logic.
Hunter: Like all classic megalomaniacs of Parvo's caliber, he's doing his same old same old trick of-
Master/Colleen/Hunter: (in perfect unison) 'Turning normal canines into Cano-Mutants.'
Colleen: Pretty obvious and boring, 'ant it?
Hunter: Super-Villains, go figure.
Master: I can call up the others Rovers to assist you on this mission.
Hunter: I don't think that necessary, I think the three of us can handle whatever Parvo got up his selves.
000
One human hour later… that's seven Dog Hours…
Hunter and Colleen were being hung upside down in chains while Muzzle was stuck in genre chained to a vent pipe in an empty boiler room, with General Parvo and Groomer standing proudly before them. With the gruesome twosome was a score of canomutants, each one was black in fur and glowing red eyes.
Colleen: (To Hunter, Sarcastic) 'Waiting to have others to help won't be necessary,' you said. 'I think the three of us can handle anything that Parvo got up his selves,' You said.
Hunter: Well… yea: That's what I said. What of it?
Parvo: So, Rovers: How did you enjoy playing with my new Dark Cano-Mutants?
Hunter: Well, to simply put: I give them an 'A' for energy but a 'D' in personality.
Colleen: And Honestly: Is that the best name you can come up for them? Your vocabulary is startlingly constrained notwithstanding your lofty ranking of general of a militia of Canine Mutants. You could have try 'Canis Necros' or 'Dark Hounds. ' But NOOOOOO: Instead of being original, You just put 'Dark' and Cano-Mutant.
Parvo: (sternly) Like I care what you think, Rover. (whispers to Groomer) Is it too late change the name of Dark Cano-Mutants to any of the stuff she just said?
The Groomer sadly nods her head.
Parvo: Blast! Well, no matter: (looks at his wrist) watch By the looks of the clock, I have more pressing matters to attend-KA-to- (coughs) KA-KA-KA-WEEEEZ! KA-KA-Lo-KA-KA-LOZENGE!
Groomer: (pulls out dispenser) I have the basic Cherry, Lemon, and a new flavor: MINT!
Parvo: (coughing) Ju-KA-st Givime!
Groomer: (Sighs) Suit yourself.
The henchgirl then gave the medical cough drop to bulky brute with a bad mustache. And the two, with their canine super soldiers, left the room.
Hunter: Huh, you think that he would have finish off by now with an army that strong.
Colleen: (blunt) Odiously he wanted the whole group here so he can he can full repay all the times we kicked his kisser over and over again into one perilous demise in which we would ALL suffer.
Hunter: Wow! That was very astute Colleen.
Colleen: Thanks, I watch Batman cartoons.
Hunter: Batman, Cool.
000
At Mission Control…
The Master looked at his Rovers' predicament on the big screen in the Briefing room.
Master: (shocked) No! This bad.
Sean then entered the room.
Sean: What is? Shag found where you hid the doggie treats?
Master: I'm afraid not. Parvo Has just captured Hunter, Colleen, and Muzzle with his new line of Dark Cano-Mutants. Watch.
Sean: 'Dark Cano-Mutants?' That sounds a lot like… (shocked)…. The Darkloids.
Sean's jaw hung open as the evil looking at the Rovers' 'Collar Camera' footage of how brute dog-men were closing in the Rovers. His expression of fear then turned into stern seriousness as he walked up to a computer console.
Sean: Where are they? How Long as it been since the Rovers been capture?
Master: Why is that impor-
Sean: (sternly) Time is of the essence, sir. So, with all do respect: Spit it out.
Master: Well, they were taking down Parvo's new Factory on the outskirts of Billings, Montana. They have just been capture ten minutes ago.
Sean: (types on the Computer) I think there was a Dark Spike near that area that Shadow took out awhile ago. I also notice that Parvo's newest Cano-Mutants bear a strong resemblance to my universe's band of rouge corrupt super powered beings: The Darkloids. (stops typing) … Why can't those guys come up with better names? (continues typing) I'm just checking via computer reading signals to see if Dark Cano-Mutants have in common… A-HA! The dark energy from them is the same as ones residing in the Dark Spike! Parvo must've built some sort of device that can tap into the Dark Spike's frequency of existence and using to power his Mutants, giving them at least double in strength as well as new abilities. And worse of all… making the Mutants permanent in their transformation….
Master: With these new Mutants, conquering the world will inevitable.
Sean: (determined) One world: Maybe. But let's see how Parvo handles fighters from two worlds!
Master: (concern) Sean what are going to do.
Sean: (smiles) Since this a 'Dimensional-Like' mission: I figure it's time for Hunter and Colleen to meet their counter parts from my world.
Master: And who are they?
Sean: (smirks) Oh just a couple of kids who apart of a group like the Rovers, only with a cyber-theme.
Master: (amazed) Having untrained, underage children taking part of the epic task of global security? That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.
Sean stops and gives the Master, the man who took a pack of dogs into a group of superheroes that save the world, a very skeptical look.
Sean: THIS, coming from the man who hand picked a bunch of canines, genetically altered them into superheroes, and sent them on their first mission right after with no real training in combat, vehicle operation, or how to use their powers what so ever?
Master: Err…. Point taken
Sean: Believe me, when see what these two can do, they're just as good as the Rovers. Ha-ha! I can't wait to see it in action.
Master: Very Well. You know, after they meet Pet Force and the Sonic Heroes, the Rovers are hoping to meet heroes from other worlds. Blitz in particular wants to meet a hero called "Matter-Eater Lad" from some unknown reasons.
Sean: Already on it, sir. I'm just making the last preparations for the meet up. BOY, I betting on that there's going to be a lot of laughs in this adventure.
Master: Are you sure that your friends will get along with the Rovers?
Sean: Of course, they have a lot in common. Slight Plot-Holes, noticeably mistakes in animation, and a couple of continuity errors. But still pretty popular. The only real difference is that Rovers only lasted one season!
Master: WHAT?!
Sean: Oh, Nothing. Just some, uh, mindless computer dork talk. Yea, that's it! (thinking) Whew! I nearly spilled the 4th wall beans that time! Man, why did I read that Fiction in Reality Encyclopedia in NoZone?
000
Parvo's Base: Communication Room…
Groomer: I still don't why you didn't want had those Rovers depose of when you had the chance.
Parvo: They're MY prisoners and I shall deal with then as I see fit.
Groomer: (grumbles) This will end just like all other times you captured them, you moustache moron.
Parvo: What was that!?
Groomer: (smiles) Nothing!
Voice: (from computer, female) Am I interrupting you?
Parvo: (apologetic) Oh, of course not, S.
On the screen of Parvo's computer was a silhouette of tall and lean woman. It was hard to tell, but the silhouette made the woman look like she has two horns on her head.
S: And how were my directions for you new power? Good I hope.
Parvo: 'Good?' If wasn't human I would go through Cano-Mutator myself. But commanding entire horde of them is more than enough to fill my desires of power.
S: Good, my LIFE is to provide people like you with the power to have whatever you want… without any restraints to keep you from obtaining what your heart truly desires…
Groomer: (nervous) Eh... he-he… that IS very nice of you. He-he-he (whispers to Parvo) She is insane.
Parvo: (whisper to Groomer) Who is these days in the evil market?
S: Is there anything else I can provide you with, General Parvo?
Parvo: Though the Dark Cano-Mutants are quite impressive, they've only took down two of the Road Rovers. I'll consider other Favors you can provide me with after the Mutants take on more… epic challenges.
S: Very well. Till next time Parvo.
The screen went blank black as the mysterious benefactor signed off.
Groomer: General, I may not trust that woman, but I do at least suspect that she may have a way for you to become fully-
Parvo: I KNOW!
Parvo removed his dome helmet, revealing his gingered colored cat ears.
Parvo: I know she has the ability to turn me into a full fledge human. She can do that and MORE! But it all seems too good to be true. So I will wait until I can trust her completely before I act.
Groomer: (amazed) Wow! This must be the first time you ever used your head.
Parvo: (growling) What was that, Groomer? And don't tell me that it's nothing.
Groomer: (scared) Oh… umm….
Suddenly, Parvo's entire base began to rumble by an unseen force.
Parvo: What's going ON!?
000
On the outside of Parvo's base, numerous blue portals surrounded Parvo's base, cleverly disguise (yea right!) as a Gen Par factory. Tall metical blue cylinders began to emerge from the patrols and soon stood erect on the solid ground by themselves. Then countless techno-colored hexagons began to appear one by one to from a giant dome, encasing the villains' base entirely.
000
At Road Rover Mission Control…
The image of dome was on Sean's laptop, which was plugged into the Rover's main base computer.
Sean: Dimensional Area is operational. (to computer) How are things on your end, Mr. Famous?
A small pop-up screen of man in his late 20's wearing a stylish pair of glasses that hide his eyes in the glare. He gave off an air of mystery of that of the Master.
Famous: (English accent, sternly) No need for formalities. Sean. The NetAgents are properly prepared with the Vaccine Chips, and are ready to tarns-dimensional travel.
Sean: You guys up to this?
Voice1: (young female voice) Ready, willing, and able, Sean.
Voice2: (young male voice) Alright, let's go! I've been waiting for something to come up after that fight with Cache.
Sean: (smiles) Then there nothing left to say but: See ya on the flip side!
000
In Sean's world, Mr. Famous watch from his computer lab as the two agents, covered in sleek armor, stood in front of a techno-colored portal. The boy was in blue and black armor while the girl wore one in a shade of pink and black.
Famous: Okay you two: Sean provided us with blueprints of Parvo's base and I have uploaded them onto your PETS. Sean created a Dimensional Area around the factory using the teleporting equipment that we took from Nebula. Your mission is to find and free the captured agents, and then take down the factory. You'll encounter canine mutants while you're there. And from what Sean told us, the canines have been exposed to Dark-energies like to the Darkchips. That's why your weapons have been equipped with the Vaccine Chips to turn them back to normal.
Boy: Okay: 'Same old-Same old.' Got it, Mr. Famous
Famous: (annoyed) It's JUST Famous! And there's more to it than-
But before Famous could finish, the boy ran into the patrol and vanished into the other side.
Famous: (sighs) Oh, why do I brother with that kid?
Girl: (annoyed) Hey, wait for me! I'm part of the mission too!
And the girl followed suit of her Blue Boy counterpart and ventured into the beyond.
Famous: There they go, traveling into another world by a device made by me…. Man, I'm good!
000
The Rover Universe, the Gen Par Factory…
Every inorganic thing with in the dome, like metal tiles and glass windows, began to have a tie-dye color effect. This was some what alarming to Parvo and the Groomer.
Parvo: (uneasy) Groomer…
Groomer: Yes, General?
Parvo: (uneasy) Do you see what I see?
Groomer: I do believe so.
Parvo: Good, than it isn't something I ate.
Then red lights began to flash and siren sounded throughout the base.
Groomer: INTRUDERS!
Parvo: (into a microphone) Attention all Cano-Mutants, lock down all doors and engage the intruders! Use any force necessary!
Parvo's orders echoed throughout the factory, causing every Dark Cano-Mutant to pick up their laser rifles and pistols.
Groomer: Looks like those old Rovers learned some new tricks, General.
Parvo: No, not the Rovers. Allies of them, but this is not the Rovers' actually doing. It has its own unique (deep breath) SCENT.
000
Meanwhile, Hunter, Colleen, and Muzzle were noticing the changes around them.
Colleen: (looks at the colors, dazed) Oh… so THIS is what it's like to be hung upside down too long.
Muzzle: Ga-Ga-Woof!
Hunter: Huh, Muzzle says that he notices the whole psychedelic thing too, Colleen.
Colleen: Tell Muzzle that I mean no disrespect, but I think I need a second opinion of someone who isn't insane.
Muzzle: Woof!
Hunter: He says he's cool with that.
BOOM! BAMMM! BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!
Colleen: Sounds like a little racket, Huntie Wunite.
Hunter: I'm not sure I can hear that 'racket,' Colleen. Well, at least not over that huge battle outside.
Colleen just made an unexcited face after hearing Hunter's remark.
Colleen: Hunter…. Do you know left from right?
Hunter: (confused) Which one? Mine or yours?
Colleen just shook her head in disbelief. A tapping noise then came from behind the door to their room.
Hunter: Colleen I think someone is trying to talk to use using Morse code by tapping on the other side of that door.
Colleen: (annoyed) Really? And let's me guess, you know what it says?
Hunter: Yea, it says, "Stand back, Big Explosion soon."
Colleen: (surprise) Oh! (relieved) I thought you would do that old "It says 'tap-tap-tap.'" Gag there for a moment there.
Hunter: Why would you think that?
Colleen: Oh… it kind of because of your tendency to be absent-
KAAAA-BOOOOOM!!!
The reinforced-steel door was blown away, causing smoke to fill the room. As the two agents enter the room they could barely see anything at all.
Boy: (shouts) Anyone hurt?
Colleen: (coughing) Ca-Ca-Ca! (Exhausted) Well, My hair looks like it just came out of the 80's, but it's nothing a comb can fix.
Girl: With that remark, I'm taking that you're Colleen, right?
Colleen: Right on the nose!
Boy: Are Hunter and Muzzle with you?
Colleen: Sure as Yorkshire Pudding is served with Roast Beef!
Boy: (uncertain) Okaaaaay, I'll take that as yes. (normal) We came to save you.
Hunter: Cool, what breed are you?
Boy: (uncertain) Uhh… breed?
Hunter: Yea, Labrador? Terrier? Mixed? Because I one myself.
Girl: I don't know what you're talking about, but we're humans, not…
The smoke in the room finally gave way and the two teams can see each other. Hunter and Colleen were astonished to see two kids, probably in their preteens. The Girl wore a futuristic pink jumper with matching knee-high boots and elbow length gloves covering a black leotard like jumpsuit. She also wore a pink helmet with two transparent, curved, yellow prongs at the rim and a long, 2-D, ponytail of red hair, with a 2-D green bow to keep it place, emitted from the back of the helmet. One the center of her jumper was picture of red circle with small yellow triangle pointing down from the top of the icon. The picture was also place on both sides of her Helmet, where the ears were would be.
The Boy was wearing something a bit simpler: a dark navy blue jumpsuit with light blue gauntlets, boots and helmet. Streaks of white lines loop around his from arms and shins to the yellow shoulder pads which then redirect them to his Icon, a red circle with a black slash with curved open ends at the ends. His helmet had two pairs of ridges, a thin ridges going down middle and thick ridges going around form the sides, just over the Icon-ear pieces. Unlike the girl, the boy had a black mouth-guard that covered the lower part of his face.
The expressions of the two young ones were the same as the grown-up military canines: Totally Shocked and Amazed. Hunter and Colleen were surprise to have their rescuers to be kids in battle suits that pack a punch, but Muzzle took to no notice: he just sees friends as friends and bad guys like breakable chew toys that squeak. The kids were amazed that they were sent to save a couple of doggie-men and plus one crazed Rottweiler.
Hunter: I would have not predicted this.
Girl: (amazed, to the boy) Lan…
Lan: Yea, Maylu?
Maylu: Sean better had a good reason for this.
Lan: And how!
To Be Continued…
Author Notes: If didn't gave a good enough description of Lan, Maylu and Mr. Famous, please visist for bios and screencaps.
