Hi. I'm Dark Fortresses. But I bet you already knew that. I had the sudden urge to write for 2 hours, and I came out with this, and part of the Halloween special that I promised so long ago. The Halloween special will be released on the actual day. I have no idea if I'll be able to get it done. But I always pull through. I can do it. Anyway, enjoy!
Xiaoyu. I used to like her. I don't really like her now. I liked her about 2 months ago. Oh, how friends change. One minute they're buyin' ya shoes, the next they're pushin' ya in mud. Not fun. You know what that's like, right? Right? I know you know what that's like.
So first I'll talk about her parsonality. It's okay, considering she's your steriotypical little Chinese girl that really likes strange guys. At least she doesn't like drug dealers. That would be bad. She only likes tyrants. You know who I'm talkin' about. I don't even have to say the word "right" after that. If you're stupid, it's Jin. Yeah, I said the magic word... er, I mean name, if that makes any sense. I bet it doesn't.
Se, next I will talk about her hair. It's pretty bland if you ask me, but then again, so is mine. But at least I do it differently each day. And I dye it. I may not dye it much, but at least I dye it. All she does is put it in piggy tails. Maybe she should do something more interesting. I use the term "interesting" very loosely. I think she should put her hair down sometime, or put it in a pony tail or a braid. But, on the other hand, she's a cute little Chinese girl. She's kinda forced to do her hair like that. So, all in all, her hair's okay. It could be a lot better. My hair's better anyway, why should someone of my stature care about hers?
Now time for her clothes. They are... very bright. You could have a seizure looking at them. Especially her one dress and her bracelets. Those are the 2... wait... 3 things I like in her wardrobe. I like looking at colorful things. But! I don't like looking looking at that retarded rainbow Care Bear suit she she wears it a lot. It's really unflattering. Her shoes aren't much better. Y'know those little puff balls on strings attached to the top of her shoes? Those are the only reason her shoes are shitty. I think that her clothes are the worst part about her. I'm sorry, Xiaoyu, I have this strange urge to critique every person I know. It's a habit.
Well, Xiaoyu's nice if ya don't get on her bad side. I have no idea how I got on that side, but I did. And then she befriended Harry Potter and he made me fall in mud. And now two of my outfits are ruined. Thanks, Xiaoyu.
Short? Yes. I understand. I think I should tell you who I'm thinking of doing next. I think I should do the Williams sisters next. One chapter for each. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. Happy hunting.
