A/N: Gibbs and Ducky are awesome together. They make me laugh.
Spoilers: None
Characters: Ducky/Gibbs (with a bit Tony, 'cause I couldn't resist)
Prompt: Fashion
"Oh dear, they get younger and younger. Such a tragic waste." Ducky remarked sadly as he made his way to the Petty Officer lying dead on the kitchen floor. "Only twenty. My poor boy, who did this to you?" He set his bag on the floor and knelt down to begin his examination.
"What you got for me Duck?"
"I've only just arrived Jethro, as you well know. However, my immediate impression is severe GSW to the chest, mostly likely from a shotgun."
Gibbs grunted and scribbled it down on his notepad. He gestured towards the dead man's jeans and asked "Struggle?"
"What makes you say that?"
"His jeans are all ripped and torn up. Big holes in 'em."
Ducky frowned and checked the skin around the holes and tears. No blood, not even a graze. He looked up at Gibbs and sighed, "Ah, destroyed for a cause I have never fully understood." As Gibbs raised a questioning eyebrow, Ducky explained. "Fashion Jethro. I do believe the trousers are designed this way. It's fashionable."
Gibbs stared at Ducky like he was mad. "He bought them with holes in?"
"Most likely. Unless he cut them in himself."
"Who buys clothes that are all torn up? That's like buying a coffee someone's spit in."
"It's trendy."
"It's stupid."
"Aye, to you and me it may seem like folly but I daresay this young man paid a fortune for them."
Gibbs shook his head and grunted. "Only an idiot would pay good money for those."
"Ooh, for a dead guy he's pretty well dressed. Are those Armani?" Tony said excitedly as he came into the kitchen. "Wonder if there's a tag…" He squatted down to inspect the jeans, swooning over them like a kid outside a candy store.
With a roll of his eyes, Gibbs slapped Tony on the back of the head.
"Ah! What was that for?"
"Being an idiot."
Tony looked to Ducky for an explanation, but the older man shrugged, smirking to himself. "Fashion makes a fool out of the best of us."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Don't spit in his coffee."
Gibbs let out a bark of laughter at Ducky's remark, enjoying the bewildered expression on Tony's face, who was confusedly protesting his innocence. As Tony's confusion grew he laughed harder, and enjoyed every second of it.
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